Andy Samberg Won't Be On SNL Next Season
Justin Timberlake's main heartmate Andy Samberg tells The New York Times what all of us have already known. Andy has picked up his dick in the box and sashayed out the Studio 8H exit door right behind Kristen Wiig. Andy says that his contract was up and he felt it was time to move and spend his Saturday nights trying to make his natural curls more luscious with the help of rubber rods and curling custard (Side note: Those two things can also be used as substitutes for dildos and butt lube if you're looking for a quick thrill.)
“It’s an incredibly emotional and strange moment in my life. Obviously it’s not a huge shock, but I did officially decide not to come back. She (Kristen Wiig) kept saying it just feels like it’s her time. I connect with that. Something about it just feels like it’s the moment. My contract’s up and I did so much more than I ever thought I would ever even do.”
Andy will go on to star in a buddy movie with (insert the name of 2012's Queen Latifah here) and a few movies with (insert the name of 2012's Drew Barrymore here) before hosting his own late late late night show on NBC. If I missed anything, just look over the blueprint for Jimmy Fallon's career and fill in the blanks. But seriously, Kristen Wiig gets a huge ass goodbye party and what did Andy Samberg get? Maybe a party in the break room with chocolate cake from KFC? Actually, Andy's send-off sounds better, because who doesn't love chocolate cake that has been in a KFC fridge so long (because who buys chocolate cake from KFC) that it sort of tastes like chicken fumes and coleslaw.
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Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 3:51pm.
Is he terribly funny? No, but I would still gladly hit it.
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I am late to the party, but these are my thoughts exactly.
Submitted by cocoebert on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 8:29pm.
Neurotic,
Paul Brittain is gone.
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Oh no! Seriously, was not aware. Just read about it.
I think SNL is alright, with lots of misses and few hits, but that's what it is, because when you're that topical, you'll cover things that are so irrelevant to people (in their daily lives) and it will be so damn unfunny at the time said people watch the sketch.
This dude did a few that hit it off with me, like the one with Akon(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o)
I think Kristen Wiig is hilarious, and she seems pretty well grounded.
In my opinion, Samburg can be funny, and I do enjoy the digital shorts. But I'm not sure his talents will translate so directly to big-screen success. Best of luck to him, though...
Chronicals of Narnia was a funny one, no?
http://www.hulu.com/watch/1397/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-laz...
and part 2
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/digital-short-lazy-sunday-2...
and also the natalie portman one was funny
http://www.hulu.com/watch/1404/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-nat...
samberg is a horrible actor but in the right comedy part, he could do well.
Submitted by Hellraiser on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 10:14pm.
Is he portraying porn-cannibal Luka Rocco Magnotta in this photo? Pre-kitten torture and dismemberment, of course.
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I just found out about him today. Freaky coincidence to see you mentioning him. I agree that Samberg is trying to channel Magnotta in this pic. Not cool, IMO.
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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
I hope Andy plans on doing lots of videos and his 'late, late, late show' is based on that. I hope they don't plan on putting him up against Ferguson, that won't work.
AND WHEN WHEN WHEN will SNL put Armisen to the curb. That guy is creepy and has no redeeming talent at anything. I always think 'UGH' when I see him in a skit. Is he sleeping with Lorne Michaels? cause I don't understand it....
I give this a "meh" ::nonchalant shrug::. Sandburg's last really good short was Dick in a Box (IMO) and that was how many years ago? I don't think Sudekis is leaving though. He can't be that dumb; he's a supporting player on the show at best. I don't know if he takes the "more of a writer" route like Seth Meyers.
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Submitted by Hellraiser on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 10:14pm
What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
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...bahahahahahaha.....snarf......
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...'It's as if he's using the paint to represent something he's seen'...
I think he was overated and should have kept the gig. Wiig has a few irons in the fire and can write. The digital shorts can only go so far.
Is he portraying porn-cannibal Luka Rocco Magnotta in this photo? Pre-kitten torture and dismemberment, of course.
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What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
There's a fat girl dying to bust out of those pink pajamas.
Neurotic,
Paul Brittain is gone.
He's alright, but to me Hader is the dude that would be more missed than him to be sure.
Kirsten was alright. Bridesmaid is so-so. The female cast doesn't hold much appeal to me to be honest. I am pretty neutral to them.
Pharaoh and Britain seem like very decent prospects. Of course the writing has to match their potential too.
I do think the show will remain unappealing to those who dislike it already anyway even with Kirsten and Samberg gone. It's hard for me to understand that some believe this will have an impact on perception or change much about the format, because if the writing stays the same...
Andy Samberg is one of the reasons why I stopped watching SNL. That, and Justin Timberlake, and Kristen Wiig, and "I can see Russia from my house."
Andy was ok on SNL but to quit if a contract is still offered would be a bad move. I agree with most that he's not a great actor.
He is a horrible actor... So he needs to think about it before he quits his day job. The previews for his new movie looks like crap.
Who gives a fucking fuck? He is so boring and unfunny.
He is completely overrated. Unfortunately, he will go on to make millions in a string of shitastic movies like his mentor, the equally unfunny, and Lorne Michaels sweetheart, Adam Sandler.
i think he's funny. i rarely watch SNL though--only highlights and his shorts. Threw it on the ground is probably my fave.
i'm rooting for him, but this new movie with adam sandler looks like crap.
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Submitted by poshjosh on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 4:14pm.
Can someone please post a photo of his cock or describe his cock size?
It's like this <----------> big.*
*Not drawn to scale.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
The only SNL worth watching has left the building. Andy Samberg is one of the big names of modern comedy. That said, anyone who doesnt understand his kind of comedy will not miss him. and now that the Wiig is also gone, nobody will watch.
He's aight but pretty overrated. He had a good run on SNL, but his movie career is probably doomed. Kristin Wiig is definitely leaving a bigger hole to fill (hehe, hole).
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
You won't be missed, unfunny clown. Oh well, there's always youtube for you.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Is it me or are the video shorts pretty much alike?
Though I have not seen all of them (thankfully)!
Submitted by Chris Knight on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 4:06pm.
you know, it's funny how some avi photos say it all
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Why do we have to bring the Jewish into it? Who cares?
Submitted by Chris Knight on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 4:06pm.
Just another Jewish talentless waste of time and money...
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Oh? And if he was, say, a WASP? Would it not be a waste???
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Can someone please post a photo of his cock or describe his cock size? He's super hot.
Good riddance...hopefully SNL sinks or brings in fresh new talent could go either way. Can't stand the overgrown fratboy hipster douche style of comedy. Never found him and timberdouche or Fallon for that matter amusing...
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Bye bye Andy! heheeh
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Just another Jewish talentless waste of time and money...
Im watching VH1 and the have repeat with Justin Timberlake as his first time hosting. It's pretty funny. Jimmy Falon is funny too. Much better than Andy ever was.
What about Sudekis?
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 3:46pm.
Look at their eeeeeeaaaaaarrrrrrrrrs!
Right?! I wanna be draped in kittens with curly ears!
Hockey, I wouldn't worry about it. This piece of shit might make him overplay his hand.
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Oh God, CE, I forgot about that. *lightning strikes* SHIT!!
Is he terribly funny? No, but I would still gladly hit it.
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Hockey fan, if his new "movie" with Adam Sandler is any indication, he'll be lucky if he gets that many movies.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
I'd rather he follow Adam Sandler's career rather than Jimmy Fallon's. That way we only have to ignore his shitty movies twice a year. "Jack and Jill", anyone?? Jayzus fucking Christ.
>>Submitted by BishPlease on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 3:10pm.
Good. I'm not a Kristen Wiig superfan, but I'm also glad he didn't get the massive send-off she did...but I wonder why that is.<<
+++ He didn't fuck Lorne and his friends.+++
>>He, his writing, his screen presence, and his handsomeness are insanely fucking overrated. And it's amazing that the most tragic fantasist women cream for him as the perfect man when you KNOW he's not a particularly nice person.<<
+++Word.+++
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
With Samberg and Wiig gone, maybe the show can be funny again.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
If people thought SNL has been bad the last few years, image this next season...
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...even back in the day SNL was always hit and miss...and but for the odd exception, most of the 'talent' it launched has been vastly overrated...
...even the likes of Belushi, Bill Murray, Chevy Chase, et al...there I said it...
...however, what this show has produced for 'stars' in recent years makes the original and earlier cast members look like Gollden Era H'wood Walk of Famers by comparison...
...goodbye...Andy is it?...you seem like a nice enough guy...hope you land something quickly...
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...'It's as if he's using the paint to represent something he's seen'...
I don't think he wanted a big goodbye because he was probably embarrassed to be on SNL in the first place. He just used SNL as a platform to show his whiter rapper sketches that he makes with Yorma and Akiva.
damn internet, sorry about the DP.
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I didn't think Samberg was incredibly funny or anything, but he seemed like a likable enough guy. IMO SNL has jumped the shark...once in a while they have a very funny skit but I do think they need some new writing talent, or something. Nasim Pedrad and Fred Armisen are my favorites.
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I didn't think Samberg was incredibly funny or anything, but he seemed like a likable enough guy. IMO SNL has jumped the shark...once in a while they have a very funny skit but I do think they need some new writing talent, or something. Nasim Pedrad and Fred Armisen are my favorites.
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