Another Shot Of LiLo As La Liz

There is something about her. She just looks old and used. Like an old leather handbag left out in th sun too much. Her face just doesnt look like that of a 20sthg year old. I guess the years of drug abuse and alcohol finally took their toll. Look at her: she looks like one of those orange tanned OC sluts with a bloat. Yikes.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity

What. the. fuck.

.....are those outfits?

This looks like a movie about fricken Teresa Giudice.

Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:10pm.

I agree Mahat... what boggles me is that everyone is trying to rescue her and she keeps sinking.

Fanks! If anyone (ie her 'parents') gave a shit about her they would have pulled her away from the spotlight eons ago - it's complete bollocks. I know these are so called 'celebrities' but can you actually imagine pimping your own flesh and blood out to the world for your own personal gain? It's unimaginable to the 'ordinary joe'.
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Seeing her with Cooter made me realize that True Blood would actually be the perfect comeback vehicle for her. She has no problem showing her tits, that show is already a terribly acted campy mess but still buzzed about regularly. She could easily play a role like Evan Rachel Wood's.

suck in your gut bitch.

I agree Mahat... what boggles me is that everyone is trying to rescue her and she keeps sinking.

LiLo reminds me of a spoiled toddler. I have looked after kids in the past and I have one of my own; they are little people and very smart indeed. If they can get one over on you by playing the 'poor me'/lower lip blubbering card, then they will. Too many people have let her get away with her whingeing.

I would understand if there was a shortage of acting talent out there, however there are so many people working two/three jobs trying to make it and the only reason she gets work is because of her trainwreck behaviour. I definitely believe that tough love is the way forward with this n'er do well. *steps down from soapbox, trips over own empty bottles of wine, curses*
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epic, Epic, EPIC FAILURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: The Daily Mail photos. OMG they sucked the hot out of Grant Bowler! He looks like an insurance salesman! And Lilo looks like Lilo with a black wig. Gah!!!

Those are some old lady tittys in thumb #3. Too bad she's only 25.

Lohan's tit tumbles out of sundress in DRAMATIC NEW SCENE from cinematic masterpiece with Dick:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2154781/Lindsay-Lohan-falls...

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Please: It's "rahnday."

@jelliebean: well-said. I honestly didn't know that much about Elizabeth Taylor, and I found jelliebean's quotes enlightening.

All I know is that I enjoyed the film "Cleopatra" immensely. I can't explain it: she took liberties with the character, played her sassy and strong, yet still managed to stay in character.

My favorite line: "Do you smell smoke?"

Her father saying she was on meds when she did Saturday Night Live was pretty low. He should respect his daughter's privacy and protect her, not massage his own ego. Just the tip of the iceberg with those scummy parents.

I do see some comparisons with Amy Winehouse; she's fucked up, she's trying...part of me is rooting for her.

Think I'm the only one haha!

I don't think I can see her as anyone other than Lindsay Lohan. She's not that good of an actress.

Submitted by Louiselouise on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 12:35pm.

Ha! Part of the fun of this site is seeing how divergent the opinions are. Some are a pure love/hate dichotomy, like Jennifer Aniston, say. Brand's alleged humor is not my cuppa but he's disarmingly charming and self-aware in interviews (since getting off da booze and dope).

You mean you feel protective of Lohan? I would, too, except she's not a kid anymore and she's squandered so many second and fifteenth chances.

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RandéSleepover: Pete "Dreamboat" (love that name) Doherty is a good case in point.

Maybe I'm just feeling maternal and kindly due to hormones or something...she doesn't wind me up anywhere near Russell Brand-level.

Lilo is having her "whatever happened to baby jane" moment with her career. except without all the glamour and talent.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

They chose this freckle faced drug addict with questionable talent to play ELIZABETH TAYLOR? Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel. Liz may have had issues - but she was beautiful when she was young. Lohan is a far cry from beauty. The woman is a legend and this is who they pick to portray her? It's absurd. If I were the family, I'd hault production in two seconds flat for picking a bottom feeder to play their mother!

And is she still doing the self tanner bullshit even while filming? WTF? Mismatched tan! That pic looks like the same face she would make if someone were doing a body shot off her. She's a pig.

Debbie Reynolds spoke to EW about Elizabeth Taylor:
“She had a long, productive career,” says Reynolds. “She was the most glamorous and sensuous star of our generation. No one could equal Elizabeth’s beauty and sexuality. Women liked her and men adored her — my husband included — and her love for her children is enduring. She was a symbol of stardom. Her legacy will last….

I like her eye makeup in the banner shot.

That's all I got.

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As human beings go, with Liz, there is no comparison. Many people who knew her, loved her. Especially her kids, who say she was a very loving capable mother, not an easy thing to pull off in the glare of celebrity. She gave enormous amounts of time, money and personal friendship to many charitable causes. She was a social leader in the fight against AIDS and in the loving acceptance of AIDS patients at a time when the rest of society believed it was "God's curse on druggies and gay people." She went out of her way to visit and be photographed holding their hands and hugging them. http://www.popeater.com/2011/03/23/elizabeth-taylor-humanitarian-aids-ac...

Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:46pm.
debby reynolds must be laughing in her grave at la-liz being horrifically smeared in the form of a steaming pile of stoned & wigged breathing dog shit.
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Just one thing...Debbie's still alive and kicking. #Bitchesbewinning

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Charlie Sheen is the male equivalent of Lilo, self entitled, arrogant asshole. And he is constantly publicly mocked. The difference is...Charlie is funny. His delusional rants are hilarious and well timed. Lindsay offers nothing, just takes. A negative nabob.

Submitted by Domina X on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 1:02am.
DITA VON TEESE would have been awesome as Liz Taylor. What a tragedy.

absolutely but I've never heard Dita speak.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 11:14am.

Charlie Sheen--great example. I don't see any sexism in how most people view Lohan. She gets mocked for being a skank, but so do Gerard Butler, J. Piven, Adam Levine, and many other men.

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 11:03am

exactly. each of those people you mentioned -- even The Warlock -- has admitted their imperfections (even if they ain't doing nothing to fix themselves).

this bitch continues to act like she pees ginger ale and has a team of whores to help her do it. fuck her.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

I don't feel one bit sorry for Hohan. She's an arrogant, spoiled brat who feels she entitled to do whatever she wants, whenever she wants and fuck everyone else. She brought this all on herself. Never has she shown any humility or remorse for anything she's done wrong. I don't give a rat's ass if she ODs and dies tomorrow.

Submitted by Poopele on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 10:31am.

Elizabeth Taylor sucked. Every movie she made sucked. Every dude she banged sucked. Every thing about her sucked. She sucked.
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Is that so? You obviously haven't seen all her movies. Plus, she won 2 Oscars. YOU SUCK!

Submitted by EdDallas on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 8:34am.

Randesleepover:
The absolute funniest thing I've read in a long time! Nose hairs plucked? Priceless!

LoopyG said that. He's actually funny.

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Submitted by Louiselouise on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 10:56am.

I can't think of a male equivalent of Lindsay, is it because women are easier to pick on?

Maybe not exact equivalents, but Andy Dick, Hasselhoff, Pete Doherty, and plenty of other men get mocked for wasting their "talents" on substances. Lindsay gets picked on because she's deluded and irresponsible and because people are upset that her many transgressions never seem to have consequences.

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Who in the FUCK cast this methface as Elizabeth Taylor?!?!? (Young)Liz Taylor: beautiful dark hair, flawless porcelain skin, hourglass bod with curves in all the right places. LiLo: straw-like hair/extensions, freckles and prematurely aged skin hosed down in orange self tanner, and a rectangular waist topped with fake tits. UGH!!! I can't even.

"Every time an asshole signs off with 'love and light,' hate and darkness eats a kitten." -MK

I feel kinda sorry for Lohan. It's not like showbiz is some sort of kindergarten where everyone is into meditating, working out 10 hours a day and microbiotic diets.

MOST are snorting coke or worse, doing dodgy shit and keeping lawyers in business. It's a sleazy world.

Sure she is self-destructive but find another target now..Part of me hopes she proves the haters wrong. I can't think of a male equivalent of Lindsay, is it because women are easier to pick on? (I don't think the sexism argument washes most of the time but troubled women, eg Amy Winehouse, get hounded and ridiculed to their graves).

And as others have said, Ms Taylor, although a legend, was no paragon of virtue herself. Very few go through the Hollywood system unscathed.

Look at Lohan's parents. Poor girl didn't stand a chance.

Submitted by softness1 on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 10:32am.
in that black and white shot, she does look like Liz... But really let's be fucking clear. Why are pple painting Elizabeth Taylor like she was sooo much above Lindsay.. I like Liz better than Lindsay but I remember back in the 80's when she monopolized the tabloids.. Her ass popping pills.. getting married to that Larry dude.. she was a bigger mess than Lindsay, except she just didn't drive..

Stop making the dead so fucking great.. Liz married a gazillion pple, was in and out of drug rehab, used to have knock down, drag down fights with Richard Burton, stole her best friend Debbie Reynolds husband Eddie Fisher from her.. HELLO!!! Lindsay was built for this role.. It is her prototype..
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This is true. I think the difference is that although Liz was the OG of hot messes, she always carried herself with class, whereas Lindsay is trash.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom

in that black and white shot, she does look like Liz... But really let's be fucking clear. Why are pple painting Elizabeth Taylor like she was sooo much above Lindsay.. I like Liz better than Lindsay but I remember back in the 80's when she monopolized the tabloids.. Her ass popping pills.. getting married to that Larry dude.. she was a bigger mess than Lindsay, except she just didn't drive..

Stop making the dead so fucking great.. Liz married a gazillion pple, was in and out of drug rehab, used to have knock down, drag down fights with Richard Burton, stole her best friend Debbie Reynolds husband Eddie Fisher from her.. HELLO!!! Lindsay was built for this role.. It is her prototype..

Jesus Christ. Brad Pitt played Jesse James for god's sake. That stoned halfwit couldn't rob a bank.

Elizabeth Taylor sucked. Every movie she made sucked. Every dude she banged sucked. Every thing about her sucked. She sucked.

She doesn't deserve a Lifetime movie with a crack whore playing her. She deserves to go down the memory hole and be erased like Lisa Dean Ryan, the only one who could have played her anyway.

Loopy, Princess Charloop has a ring to it! But Prinz Albert... Only if he came with a Royal Guard/First puller Loopy! Imagine shirtless Mangilo... Yes, in that case 5 o'clock shadow Anna makes sense! Otherwise, run away in your slip dress see-through dress, someone will notice!

OnT: producers, keep the allure alive. Stop releasing cigarette butt promo pics of La LoLiz!

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also, in some of the "Lilo as Liz" shots, she actually looks a lot more like Joan Crawford.

Is this Liz's "John Warner" look?

Must be because Blohan looks like she just crawled out of the Virgina horse farm stalled.

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Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 9:56am.
just you wait until she opens her mouth hole and attempts to mimic La Liz delightful British American Accent with her Crack Rasp
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She'll prolly mimic the Brit twin she played in Parent Trap.

Absurd casting. Alison Brie would make a much better Liz, at least lookswise.

she looks like a freaking mob wife ha ha ha XD

poor child suffering from nassattal (no ass at all)

:D

and that b/w photo looks NOTHING like the color stills from this crapfest. in all of them it's obviously hohan with a budget wig on. and elizabeth taylor had huge boobs and a tiny waist. hohan's all bloat.

if you think her looks are shot and Logan actually bears no resemblance to ET, just you wait until she opens her mouth hole and attempts to mimic La Liz delightful British American Accent with her Crack Rasp .....I agree with all MK, you MUST LIVE BLOG this shit show .....
Its not plastic surgery , its a medical condition!!

that b/w photo is so photoshopped. hohan looks nothing like that.

dp ugh

Poor Long Island Lilo, sad little ginger girl lost. These photos make her look like Dina Lohan in a black wig: old drunk and stupid. Hahaha, love the black cracked heels in thumbnail #9 that's the crackie street urchin peeking through.

debbie reynolds is still alive? well i've been schooled!
no, dog, would not hit that if i knew it was lowhan.
i would make her think i would and then get some blackmail pics and use the gained money to buy myself a hot lunch at mickey d's.

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http://youtu.be/p0mHxtpoq2c

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

deflated flapjack ass, no shape or tone. She has had time to at least go to the gym and work out a bit. sheesh.

I can see this isn't even worthy of a Razzie Award:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2154781/Lindsay-Lohan-falls...

Randesleepover:
The absolute funniest thing I've read in a long time! Nose hairs plucked? Priceless!