Another Shot Of LiLo As La Liz

Earlier I posted a picture that was supposed to be Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor, but looked more like somebody’s uncle in five cent drag as Lara Flynn Boyle. Lifetime is trying to wipe that skid mark of a picture with this official photo of LiLo as Liz and Grant Bowler as Richard Burton. This some “I vant to suck the coke in your blood” shit, but it’s an upgrade. If the entire movie is shot in black & white, every frame is Photoshopped and they only shoot half of LiLo’s face, it might work! And now that I look at that picture again. It doesn’t look like Dracula. It looks like he’s doing a line off her neck.

And here’s LiLo shooting scenes today in Marina Del Rey and sort of kind of not really looking totally like Elizabeth Taylor….during her Larry Fortensky era. If LiLo came to a Halloween party dressed like this and told you she was Elizabeth Taylor, you’d nod your head and think to yourself that you’ll probably see the resemblance after you crack a full vodka bottle open over your head and pour its contents into your drink hole.