Evening Crumbs
I really hope Lifetime markets the soon-to-be cinematic train wreck Liz & Dick as a madcap comedy. And I don't know that much about Liz & Dick, but I'm pretty sure they didn't suffer from chronic constipation. - The Superficial
Sharpen your shank sharper: Your imaginary boyfriend is calling THAT BITCH his "girlfriend" - Lainey Gossip
Kate Winslet emoting "strung out after a 6-day bender" glamour on Vanity Fair Italia - Celebitchy
Miley Cyrus walking down the street and she's either thinking about dick cake, weed or smoking weed out of a dick cake - Hollywood Tuna
Scary Spice's torso is insane - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
I have a feeling this paperized Prometheus might be better than the real thing - Towleroad
Lady in the background wearing the fanny pack > Rosie Huntington-Whateverly - Popoholic
When the lady behind a Teen Mom Mess says everything that needs to be said with her face - ICYDK
Duchess Kate looks like a lace cookie - Popsugar
Lady CaCa and Taylor Kinney are bumping b-holes again - Just Jared
Lisa Rinna plumps her nipple knobs up with collagen too, right? - Celebslam
I'd be so mad if I was having breakfast fruit and some nosy ass giraffe tried to get him some - The Berry
Eva Amurri forgot to wear her wavy weave, obviously - Moe Jackson
The only pussy Joe Jonas knows to handle - SOW
Shakira might be knocked up - I'm Not Obsessed
RPattz doesn't want muscles - Hollywood Rag
That's not a tattoo, that's a syphilis rash - Cityrag
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The gossip rumor I heard around Holly-weird in the late 90s/early 2000s when she first hit, was that Shakira had a baby when she was in her early teens (13-15) and that baby was being raised by a family member as their own. So this would be her second.
@ Dick & Liz....
This is a "Lifetime Original Movie". Ever watched one of those? 'Nuff said.
I'm going to have to break out the mom jeans and bon-bons for this one.
Liz and Dick is a campy comedy, right?
Once this is released and becomes a joke, they'll try to turn it into a comedy like they did with Saint Angie's movie The Tourist.
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Dark-sided!
Scary Spice has an amazing body (although I hate the fake tits).She would probably be much too large in real life, though.
OMFG im about to explode from this hot mess picture.
i actually want to watch this movie live with you all, and we all laugh, cry, cry cry cry, laugh and then take a poison pill because we were stupid enough to have wasted 1.30 hours of our life watching hohan play lizzie taylor.
Would it be mean of me to say, it looks like they used the FunMirror app on his face?
Submitted by MrrKat on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 10:44am.
Submitted by tojo on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 4:35am.
That's not supposed to be Robert Wagner and Natalie Wood?
LOLOLOL! I said the same thing in a comment last night. Whew, it's not just me.
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I sent that pic to my friend asking her what famous couple is this supposed to be and she replied "oh isn't that RJ throwing Natalie off the Splendor?" haha great minds..
Submitted by LMA618 on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 2:14am.
I would like to kiss what ever production company served this fuckery up. Brilliant. Instead of my usual night of making mixed cds, taking laxatives, burning candles and opening an EPT box; I'll be watching this mess. Danke.
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That's what I was thinking too! Except, for the laxatives and goodie assortment, lol Yes, many will watch just for LaLohan but not if they keep bringing out these sorry dailies to promote it! Bitte, bitte...
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I still cant believe the long hair on the budget Liz Taylor.
Submitted by MrrKat on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 10:45am.
I know! That's either a lot of fun or a bad Latin translation.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Rande: "Erotic vagrancy?" That sounds like fun, actually. Leave it to the Vatican to make sin sound even more enticing. :-P
Submitted by tojo on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 4:35am.
That's not supposed to be Robert Wagner and Natalie Wood?
LOLOLOL! I said the same thing in a comment last night. Whew, it's not just me.
Submitted by betseyfan2 on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 9:59am.
"Poor Liz and Dick are doing some major rolling over in their graves..."
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I imagine them breaking out of their graves and crypts Dawn of the Dead style or these days, bath salts style looking for Hohan and the dirt bag that put this shitfest movie in motion.
eva has the bulimic jaw.
very noticable, and very pronounced from when she was younger.
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
"Poor Liz and Dick are doing some major rolling over in their graves..."
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So is Edith Head.
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 9:24am.
Submitted by dorian_graye on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 8:59am.
Liz & Dick looks to be pure camp to me. If it doesn't take itself too seriously, it may be fun to watch.
You know, it's going to be as serious as a heart attack, however. watch.
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ITA, CTH. Any camp quality will be totally unintentional. Poor Liz and Dick are doing some major rolling over in their graves...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I don't know guys, the Lindsay as Liz docu drama is looking good with a bottle of Chardonnay on a Sunday afternoon
Submitted by dorian_graye on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 8:59am.
Liz & Dick looks to be pure camp to me. If it doesn't take itself too seriously, it may be fun to watch
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But you know Hohan is taking it all very seriously and believes she is the reincarnation of ET. They disrespected Elizabeth from the getgo - she hates being called Liz and she always called Burton Richard, never Dick.
Oh lord, Celebitchy says Brad Pitt is going to produce an EPIC Marilyn Monroe film. Now we have to endure Holie pretending to be MM? Kill me now.
Submitted by dorian_graye on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 8:59am.
Liz & Dick looks to be pure camp to me. If it doesn't take itself too seriously, it may be fun to watch.
You know, it's going to be as serious as a heart attack, however. watch.
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"
Liz & Dick looks to be pure camp to me. If it doesn't take itself too seriously, it may be fun to watch.
they killed my cooter...that's all i've got say about this mess...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
looks like they've up'd the ante on suckitude for this movie.
Footballers Wives has more depth.
Night and day bitch. Night and day...
http://www.indiewire.com/static/dims4/INDIEWIRE/e7e074e/4102462740/thumb...
This doesnt look like a B movie, there arent enough letters in the English alphabet to go low enough for what type of movie this will be.
No.. It's Marky Mark and Mila Kunis, in "Ted".
That's not supposed to be Robert Wagner and Natalie Wood?
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Well we can all agree this is going to be an absolute delight to watch. I am so excited.
I would like to kiss what ever production company served this fuckery up. Brilliant. Instead of my usual night of making mixed cds, taking laxatives, burning candles and opening an EPT box; I'll be watching this mess. Danke.
Google a photo of Elizabeth Taylor in Butterfield 8. She is the picture of a curvy, ample-bosomed, statuesque sexpot. Beautiful skin, lovely shape, perfect posture, even in a skintight slip she has the bearing of a queen. Lilo looks like a stinky homeless person with coke and booze bloated compared to Taylor.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 1:44am.
*sigh* Back when things were clearer...
The May 28th New Yorker has a great piece on Wm. Morgan, this American ne'er-do-well who befriended Castro and became a comandante in the revolutionary army. He married another revolutionary--un gran amor--and had a couple of kids. Hoover had his citizenship revoked; the CIA then tried to turn him into a counter-agent and assassin. He died by firing squad, his body never repatriated.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 1:15am. Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 11:26pm.Well we did get the titty escape today, so it'll be another week, probably. haaaaaaaaaaa. Yup. I love this story for some reason. It's so cheesy, so crass, so Hollywood. Someone here reminded me that, when the real Liz and Dick were boffing on a yacht in Europe and Liz was still married to Eddie Fisher, the friggin Pope weighed in to accuse them of "erotic vagrancy
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Another similar situation: Ingrid Bergman being denounced on the floor of the American senate (late 50's I think) for her extra marital affair with director Roberto Rosselini.
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You know, I was ready to vom on anything Lilo was a part of, and yet....
The beautiful possibility of the comedic campiness...
Will the undergarments give way? Will the veneers pop off? Will the wigs rip lose??
Will the spittal of the overly dramatic enunciation fly onto the camera?
hahahahahahhaha questions for the ether
This supreme camp must be live (drunk/drugged) blogged.
PSL, the more they release photos for this, the more I'm convinced that this WILL TRULY "suck ass" too. I was willing to give it a chance, but the daily "promos" are causing major dry heaves... This is a Housewives episode, what a joke! lol
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"kidnapping snookie" is a good description. Is she going to get to wear the Cleopatra make-up in this?
I agree i have never seen Liz Taylor with longer than shoulder length hair.
This movie will suck ass. I want to know who's dick Lindsay sucked to get this part in the first place.
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-Betty Draper
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 11:26pm.
Well we did get the titty escape today, so it'll be another week, probably.
haaaaaaaaaaa. Yup. I love this story for some reason. It's so cheesy, so crass, so Hollywood.
Someone here reminded me that, when the real Liz and Dick were boffing on a yacht in Europe and Liz was still married to Eddie Fisher, the friggin Pope weighed in to accuse them of "erotic vagrancy." *dying*
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Do us all a favor, Cooter, toss her off the damn boat.
OMG those faces, I can't; I definitely just lost control of "that" muscle for a moment and peed a little!!
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Her Chiclet-y dentures really add gravitas to the harrowing domestic violence scene.
Thought Grant was supposed to be HOT... uh scratch that, after these pictures, Hell to the NO! Captain, we must abort the mission!
That paper Prometheus guy is super talented. wow
Taylor Kinney, GET your head OUT OF YER ASS! lol
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I am sitting all alone and laughing laughing laughing - at that picture and these comments. Comedy gold!
I wouldn't trust TVNotas, but hopefully Shaki is pregnant cuz it might make some people's eyebrows raise and I want to hear some juicy gossip!
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!!!
Submitted by RandéSleepover: "How long before Long Island Liz gives us an upskirt? This TV movie ain't gonna sell itself, you know."
Well we did get the titty escape today, so it'll be another week, probably.
That really is some jank dimestore jewelry they have on her. Oy vey!
You read it here first. This brie fest will be Lifetime's highest rated movie ever.
Their yacht Kalizma.
http://www.mykalizma.com/history.htm
In what world does this look like Liz and Dick?