Kristen Stewart Doesn't Care About You Voracious, Starving Shit Eaters
Well, there goes Kristen Stewart's invitation to the Scat Queen Ball.
Kristen Stewart talked to Vanity Fair about her problems and it wouldn't be a Kristen Stewart interview if a thin stream of ridiculousness didn't fly out of her mouth at least once. Somehow the subject of Kristen sometimes looking like a window-licking spoiled toddler high on paint fumes came up. Kristen said that she's a "weirdo" and a "creative Valley Girl who smokes pot" and if she put on a manufactured smile while posing on the red carpet, whores would call her a fake. Yeah, we've got a major badass right here.
“I have been criticized a lot for not looking perfect in every photograph. I get some serious shit about it. I’m not embarrassed about it. I’m proud of it. If I took perfect pictures all the time, the people standing in the room with me, or on the carpet, would think, What an actress! What a faker! That thought embarrasses me so much that I look like shit in half my photos, and I don’t give a fuck. What matters to me is that the people in the room leave and say, ‘She was cool. She had a good time. She was honest.’ I don’t care about the voracious, starving shit eaters who want to turn truth into shit. Not that you can say that in Vanity Fair!”
After seeing Twatlight, Mouth Breather White, Welcome to the Rileys and The Runaways, I can say with complete confidence that Kristen Stewart doesn't ever have to worry about bitches accusing her of being an actress. You can smoke that worry away, KStew.
And is she really using "shit eater" as an insult when she posed with an adorable culo licker for the cover?
"What's wrong with being a shit eater?" - that dog
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Dear Kristen:
Someday you will look back on how "real" and "honest" you were and laugh yourself sick.
Love,
Your 40-year-old self
I thought this was Trace Cyrus when I first looked.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
nepotism, rich parents = movie star.
take all that out, and she is just a bland ungrateful cunt.
When your face looks so smug it scares stuffed chinchilla shitless, you should really start doing some hard-core self-evaluation.. The fear in those waterless glass eyes is out of this world.
submitted by Puppy Love on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 9:53pm.
"I don’t care about the voracious, starving shit eaters who want to turn truth into shit."
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WTF does this even mean? She's another Carlos Sheen, trying to sound wayyyy more intelligent than she actually is by puking out inane statements that convey nothing.
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Amen to that! Kshit is always trying to sound deep and uber intelligent, but she's not!
Such a cute doggy though! Hope it's not hers.
I have a bit of a potty mouth cause that is how I was brought up (my mother called me every name under the sun with many different depending on the occasion adjectives attached) and because I seriously enjoy doing it. I feel that it is really needed in some expressions. I do censor when I need to, like when senior citizens are present. ; ) or when I am at work most of the time. I don't have a permaneant job now, but you know.
It is kinda obvious when people TRY to though.
I can't help it- I like thi girl with her stoner snarl....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
She is uncomfortable in her own body, you can see it in the way she posed in the picture. She needs a good pounding by someone other than Rpatzyourass. Or, she needs to come out already.
Who the f**k is this chick?
She is like the anti-LiLo - made to act in popular movies and attend red-carpet events against her will. Forced to prosper from what others would kill for!
Sheeeesh! Stand up straight, be grateful and smile.
"I don’t care about the voracious, starving shit eaters who want to turn truth into shit."
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WTF does this even mean? She's another Carlos Sheen, trying to sound wayyyy more intelligent than she actually is by puking out inane statements that convey nothing.
I loathe these little fake assholes who think the more they swear, the more badass and outlaw they look.
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People who are actually creative don't have to tell you that they are.
And, yes, Kristen, we can see how "honest" and real you are from this totally natural and not at all manufactured and contrived Vanity Fair cover that probably took 10 hours to shoot.
P.S. You can't act.
Where's Tyra when you need her? This bitch need to learn how to SMEYES....or just look like the Medical Examiner ain't about cut cut a ho open...
Does this bitch even have a pulse????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
“I have been criticized a lot for not looking perfect in every photograph. I get some serious shit about it."
Who has been criticizing her and giving her "serious shit? People criticize her acting skills (or lack thereof), not her appearance. I really can't stand this beeyotch.
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Wow she's so "edgy" and "cool" lame is the new black it seems
What a faker.
She comes across as very spoiled and is basically pissing all over the industry that made her tons of money. She should learn how to thank people and I don't believe for a second she doesn't care that she looks like shit in pictures.
I guess I'm alone here, cuz I don't think there was anything wrong with what she said. Must people always go around talking about how grateful they are? It sounds to me like all she is saying is she doesn't want to go around with a smile plastered to her face all the time. Who would? Not smiling doesn't mean you are not happy. I hate phony celebrity types that do that.
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I especially like how the dog's thousand-yard stare is more penetrating than K-Stew's.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
KStew is the stale, cold hushpuppy to Gwynnie P's Fish Sticks....Bitch can try all she wants to inject some FLAVA into her game but sorry...BLAND and awkward, but awkward in a boring way...a Fish Sticks and cold stale hushpuppy kind of way...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Oh WOW,she's so cool and shit.
Miser Mouthbreather.
Someone needs to attach Miser to her name. She's far worse than Jessica Alba. I can't stand her, and refuse to go to anything she's in.
First encountered this bitch in "Panic Room." Her character was so annoying that I actually rooted for the diabetes to win. (And by win, I mean kill her. Spoiler alert to those who haven't seen the film.)
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
I didn't expect to like "Snow White", but I did.
Charlize was the bomb, and Ms. Stewart here was alright.
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“A culture fixated on female thinness is not an obsession about female beauty, but an obsession about female obedience...a quietly mad population is a tractable one.”
I guess being completely devoid of personality, talent and charm make her a cool person???? I think it just makes her untalented, boring and obnoxious. She is THE most over-rated actress alive.
yeah that photoshopped picture doesn't make me think you're phony AT ALL...god she's boring!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 5:06pm.
No one thinks you are cool.
No one thinks you are honest.
No one thinks you have a good time.
You are a fucking cunt.
If you are so miserable with your undeserved money and fame please get a fucking job. It's not like you have any talent to waste anyway. Although Burger King won't want to hire a dour-faced fucking bitch so that puts you shit out of luck.
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AMEN to THAT! She's miserable little asshole no matter how you slice it.
Submitted by Madam Pince on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 5:12pm.
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Thank you for this. Some of the commenters are as rabid and delusional as the JJ clan. And I have no idea who Marlow Stern is, but now I know to avoid.
Bitch is average AT BEST - average looking, average talent, average body, above-average twat.
The only good thing about this article is that dog in the picture because I have the same one at home. However, mines is sometimes bitchy I wonder if it bit her lol.
Submitted by IrishFury :
Yes, darling. I am trying to see the good in all people! It's the new me! (and I fucking hate it!)
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*revokes IF's DListed membership card & calls security*
Bitch is average AT BEST – average looking, average talent, average body, above-average twat.
Bitch is average AT BEST – average looking, average talent, average body, above-average twat.
She might be socially deficient, but she sure is stunning.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
I like what she has to say...and she sounds right to me. It doesn't matter that she sounds a bit paranoid. I really don't think she has ever cared if she is perceived
as being a "sexy girl" or not.
Bitch is average AT BEST – average looking, average talent, average body, above-average twat.
Submitted by Bizzarelife on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 4:27pm.
Eventually, it will morph back to that freakin Fifty Shades of Grey. My co worker read this, and consistently tries to get me to read it? Any thoughts on this - any good?
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Ok here's the thing about 50 shades, it's written at a 5th grade level but it has lots of sex, it's monogamous sex but it's very dirty and very detailed, it really is mommy porn
If you can, borrow it from someone, don't pay the 10 bucks or 30 if you buy all 3 books, it's not worth it
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I wish I had multiple Alts, that way I won't be so lonely when I'm talking to myself
I like her because Charlize does.
*Uses red Swingline to staple Kstews mouf closed*
There,I fixed it for you! :)
*Takes puppeh home to join my Pom crew*
yes she is so not faking it by letting them "glam" her out, she looks like she's taking a dump
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I wish I had multiple Alts, that way I won't be so lonely when I'm talking to myself
Submitted by sinjin on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 5:26pm.
*Uses red Swingline to staple Kstews mouf closed*
LOL. Bright red?
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Please: It's "rahnday."
when you say you're a weirdo, you cease to be a weirdo.
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watching hardcore ufos
Submitted by jackie on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 4:44pm.
Something about that dog ain't right
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Seriously. That's a dog? I thought it was a stuffed animal or a terrified miscellaneous varmint?
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 5:01pm.
Very articulate, isn't she? Why does anyone like this fucking cunt? Seriously, dazzle me with some logic here
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I have no earthly idea. She comes across as an ungrateful twat and her acting leaves me cold. I guess the Twihards have latched on to her because she played Bella but the truth is, she could probably care less about any of them.
She really comes as a bitch even by Hollywood standards.
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Marlow Stern of The Daily Beast delivered a passionate defense of her acting abilities last week -- I read it thinking her publicist must have shoved some very large bills up his ass.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/05/30/kristen-stewart-star-of...
That sweet pom is far too good to be in a photo with such a vapid bitch.
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"Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly." ~~ Jon Hamm
That dog has a broader range than KStew. It's conveying confusion and fear wonderfully.
"Shit Eater and the Huntsman" staring Poochie! He is the beautifullest.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
I am getting a little bit tired of seeing this bitch of every fucking magazine, internet, and blog site fucking EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Enuf of that sullen fug bitch, OK?????? JESUSSSSS!!!!!!! GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.