Thursday, June 7th 2012
The CAPTION THIS VIDEO Contest WINNER For June 6th!
Obviously, the chicken came first. - Sweetas
Runners-up:
Octomom's self pleasuring film was a bitter disappointment. - crankenstein
John Doe #2 thought he had conquered his fears and was ready to return to work...until the therapy chicken arched up and opened its gizzards. - turnelbup
Once the money ran out, Crystal Harris knew JUST what to do to get Hugh Hefner back. - Skatesofgold
(Thanks, Stacy)
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Incredibly excited to be a runner up on my favorite blog, lots of love from LA
As usual Sweetas...mind is in the gutter again! Congrats winners.
Honored to be a first time runner up - and in the company of genius.
Congrats, everyone - you guys are dead brill! Sweetas, you ARE a genius!
Great job hookers! Sweetas, that was braziliant!!!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Congratulations winners !! *applause*
Woohoo!! Congrats crankenstein, turnelbup and Skatesofgold!! *sticks my drumstick out*
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Con-Cluck-tulations dirty birds!
*fixes SweeeeeeeeeeeetASS an omelete* XOXOXOXOXO
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Lol winners! What a damn creepy video! Haha
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
CONGRATS TO MY GAY LOVAH!!!!!
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"
Whoohoo, Sweetass ! Perfection!
Congrats to all the winners!
I knew that was a winner, Sweetas, brilliant! Congrats winners but that video creeped me the fuck out!
SWEETASS!! LOL!! THAT was a great one for sure!!!! Congrats baby:P
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Keep finger fucking that chicken.
Once the money ran out, Crystal Harris knew JUST what to do to get Hugh Hefner back.
"I just tweeted a song name. I just tweeted a song name. I just tweeted a song name. It's just a song name. Haters gonna hate."
It rubs the butter in it's skin or it gets the hose again.
Another normal day in the Paltrow/Martin house...
Gwyneth is in the kitchen massaging the chicken and Chris is in the bedroom choking his chicken...
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...the end
even Phoebe Price's cheeks earned a starring role before she did!
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
"A little breast, a little thigh, a little no-no in your eye."
-John Travolta
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Sandra Lee's audition tape.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Paula Dean's fluffer had the cock ready for swallowing well in advance of the money shot scene.
Travolta's proof that he never choked the chicken.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
During the massage, the chicken, a high-ranking Scientologist, reportedly told the masseuse that "Hollywood is controlled by Jewish lesbians who grant favors in return for sexual activity."
Moments later Chris Hansen appeared and offered the chicken hawk some sweet tea.
Spoiler Alert: At the 5:11 mark Travolta pops his ass up from under the chicken and gives Martha Stewart a heart attack.
later the chicken denied asking Col. Sanders for a handjob.
Where McDonald's Happy Meal 6 piece Chicken McNugget cums from.
Imagine my dispair when I went to YouTube to watch this and found out it wasn't about John Travolta and Justin Beiber. Damn.
"Dateline NBC undercover investigative report: Asian Massage Parlors, sexual favors and the spread of Salmonella and Bird Flu" Tune in tonight!
How to stroke and choke the ol' chicken in under 5 minutes.
Things got weird on Unvercover Boss when it was discovered that the workers had sex with the chickens at Boston Market.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from Travolta, duh!
A dream sequence is introduced into evidence by the legal team of John Doe No. 2 in the case against Travolta.
NAC lol MJT, sorreh. *offers shot and kitten video*
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 6:21pm.
Forever burned into my brain. Thanks.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Run bitch, that's not a tanning bed!!
Obviously, the chicken came first.
Then bake at 325 for one hour and you have CHICKEN TETRAZINI
Trying to avoid a bout of Salmonella, Travolta insists that all his massages end happily with a meat thermometer.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
To prevent lumps and hardening, Kim gets her ass implant massaged on the regular.
WTF
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Though not apparent in the video, confusion about the massage later ensued. The client had asked for the Beer Butt treatment. Instead, he was given the Bear Butt package.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead