Micaela Schäfer Is Bringing Demure Elegance To The Euro Championship
I know, every portrait of precious German gem Micaela Schäfer should be framed with the finest hand carved Italian gilded frame. Bitches should have to get their bags to checked by security before they're allowed to look at a picture of Micaela Schäfer. Micaela Schäfer's pictures are that luxurious and that special.
Seen above with PedoBear's German second cousin, FuckanythingBear, the pride of Germany Micaela Schäfer once again made eyelashes singe while posing at an event in Berlin for the Euro Championship 2012. I have no idea what the Euro Championship is, but I'm sure it solely exists so that Micaela Schäfer could show up to one of its events dripping in painted sophistication and sequined perfection. Remember those sequin appliqués you sewed onto your acid wash jean jacket in the 80s? Micaela glued one onto her precious pearl box. Yes, when she ripped it off, she probably took several layers of crotch skin with it, but that's how Micaela does it. She is that dedicated to sharing pure elegance with the world.
How has Germany not declared her their official country flower?