Micaela Schäfer Is Bringing Demure Elegance To The Euro Championship
I know, every portrait of precious German gem Micaela Schäfer should be framed with the finest hand carved Italian gilded frame. Bitches should have to get their bags to checked by security before they're allowed to look at a picture of Micaela Schäfer. Micaela Schäfer's pictures are that luxurious and that special.
Seen above with PedoBear's German second cousin, FuckanythingBear, the pride of Germany Micaela Schäfer once again made eyelashes singe while posing at an event in Berlin for the Euro Championship 2012. I have no idea what the Euro Championship is, but I'm sure it solely exists so that Micaela Schäfer could show up to one of its events dripping in painted sophistication and sequined perfection. Remember those sequin appliqués you sewed onto your acid wash jean jacket in the 80s? Micaela glued one onto her precious pearl box. Yes, when she ripped it off, she probably took several layers of crotch skin with it, but that's how Micaela does it. She is that dedicated to sharing pure elegance with the world.
How has Germany not declared her their official country flower?
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Note how the people around her are paying hardly any attention except the old girl!
This is clearly a completely normal occurance for Germans- I have never seen any German movie without someone taking their clothes off- even if it's barely relevant to the plot!
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Not photoshopped.. She's been redone upside down and inside out even if keeping this fugly face of hers but not shoped!
The very idea that one naked skank could mesmerize people in europe and berlin in particular is hilarious... No offence blue sangria but you should go out more ;)
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Dude. Not photoshopped. She was there and she was naked. I've got a shitload of these pics from different photographers in front of me right now because I'm an photo editor at a magazine.
This is Berlin, Germany, not Buttfuck, Texas we're talking about. People don't get all "OMG SAFE THE CHILDREN" on a bit of nipple. It's something we see on the afternoon TV and in magazines and well, sometimes on the street, who cares?
I call BS on these pictures. They look photoshopped. The light looks a little too clean and even on her in a way that it's not on the background. Also, the tourists would all be locked onto "naked woman", particularly guys, and most of them are acting like she's not even there. So, maybe she wasn't.
Submitted by Lily85 on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 2:16pm.
I like the soccer balls covering her boobs.
Classy!
I seriously thought she was sporting some soccer ball halves, until I realized it was just paint over the implants.
I don’t know how this woman is “modeling”, her face is super masculine, she has cellulite, her original boobs were obviously nothing special, and her butt is missing.
I like the soccer balls covering her boobs.
Classy!
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I wonder if she walks around with some big guys to fend off dirt bags or if by this point, people just don't give a shit about her "look at my almost-naked body" crap anymore.
She's got a decent (mostly paid for) body but a face like Teresa Guiduice from Real Housewives of New Jersey and most likely an IQ in the Snooki range.
At first glance at the thumbnail, I thought she had the tiny pole of a German flag stuck in her butt crack and was waving it. I thought to myself... at least she DOES something.
The world needs more sluts like this on every corner! She looks hot... lightens the mood!
So the skank put German flag on her labia and her asscrack? How patriotic...
I don't mind her at all. She's hot and obviously doesn't take herself too seriously. Besides, people who look like that should always be nekkkid!
Eh, it's like RiRi, at this point with the skankwear, what else can you offer? Live street porn? You have to be modest just a little bit to give people soemething to wonder about. She just gave 99% of it away, the only thing left is all-out naked without paint etc. *yawn* Boring. Next.
What a way to communicate to the world that you had inappropriate relations with your father.
She does nothing for me. Yeah, she has a nice body... I also have a nice body, but you don't see me walking around all nekkid in the streets! Plus, she looks like a tranny.
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 7:00am.
THINK OF THE CHILDREN !!!!
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Dude! There's nekkidass ho givin' me a boner and you want me to think of children?! That feels very very wrong!
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Submitted by Banji Girl on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 9:20am.
I've got to get one of those to wear to Six Flags this weekend.
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LMFAO!!!
A muther fuckin merkin!!! I've got to get one of those to wear to Six Flags this weekend.
Smokin body but I just can't get over the tranny face, her butt is make my crotchoidial area happy....I think it moved..:P
I think she's really pretty but WTF. Would it not feel weird to hang around outside in front of an audience basically naked??? How does a person not feel uncomfortable in that situation? Is she missing a modesty chip??
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The Queen of Attention Whores. This bitch shows up at every possible event to show as much of her body as possible without getting arrested. She does have an amazing body though. I don't agree that she has a tranny face - she has a nice face too. But no class at all.
sweet tuck job...
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Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 8:06am.
Right, Dr. Dick? Total tranny face!
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Makes you wonder what's under that mirkin.....
Yeah, maybe she's just really proud of her tuck game. I can see why!
Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 8:06am.
Right, Dr. Dick? Total tranny face!
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Makes you wonder what's under that mirkin.....
This I do not get. What motivates this woman? What man will want to take her home after this display? This is not prudery. Showing yourself like this. What could she be getting out if it? Economy must be terrible there if this looks like a positive move. Dumb skank.
Right, Dr. Dick? Total tranny face!
She has a nice body but the face of a tranny. Maybe she's just making sure people know she's a woman?
The slutty "clothing" was very much needed to pull attention from that tragic, tranny face. Shouldn't she have been arrested for public hideousness?
Having hard, fake boobs that can perfectly resemble half soccer balls when painted, isn't exactly attractive now is it? And girlfriend could do some lunges to fluff up that Euro pancake butt of hers too. That's all, I'm all done here.
With the Two-Eyeballs and Merkin costume, it looks like a Sesame Street character is wearing her.
THINK OF THE CHILDREN !!!!
why bother, i mean seriously, just show us your vagina.
i guess she is attracting attention from all the guys, you know the fast and the furious or gone in 60 seconds type... belt off, pants down, go in, pump pump, finish, pants up, belt on, 60 seconds...gone
those guys are the worst, because they ask for a beejay, and you just start to get warmed up and loosening your mouth muscles and they are done WITHOUT warning.
It must suck to be the bear - nobody would be looking at him. He looks kinda discouraged.
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nice weave
Her body is bangin, her face is not
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But it's not a teensy bikini, it's a weird glue-on merkin and two glue-on miniature soccer halves over the tits. It's pretty fuckin
gross-looking, actually.
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...why EVEN BOTHER with the teensy bikini?...
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I would kill that bear for a body like that (with natural boobs and fully clothed, of course).
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That's her contribution to society? Ever notice how the more plastic a woman becomes the more open for public consumption her body becomes? I've never made the mistake of associating the behavior with confidence but rather just the base commodifying of her flesh. And strangely the more surgery= the less in touch with their sexuality. I've known enough strippers to publish a formal study on this.
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She's so gross-looking; however, I gotta say she has beautiful knees and elbows, and that stomach is awfully pretty, too.
As a German I'm ashamed (again).
Gorgeous body, but I bet after talking with her for a couple minutes, you'll want a quick exit. She's obviously a bird brain, a smart woman knows a little titillation is good, but no way do you show everything to everyone this easy!
that bear does not want to fuck her, but lilo as elizabeth taylor that bear would be all over.. it the bear was a lesbian
She reminds me of Haley (Natasha Leggero's character) from "Burning Love" (Ben Stiller's Yahoo Comedy series that makes fun of "The Bachelor".)
Haley walks around with her 'jyne out at all times. HAHAHAH!
SASHAY SHANTAY! Her grandmother must be so proud, lol
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I don't mind this at all: here in Europe soccer is a means of escapism for henpecked (straight) guys, so that for a brief moment they're released from their unruly kids and harridan wife. And semi-naked 'models' are simply part of that escapism.
I wonder if the flag on her cooch itches.
She looks like she's wearing one of these as a "bottom":
http://celestially.blogspot.com/2010/09/kotex-designs-sanitary-pads-with...
She must be chilly - everyone around her is wearing a light jacket. But really, bitch please. I'd rather see Chicken Cutlets pulling this off or the D's Queen of Lucite any day over this ho.
The bear would look way pervier if it was smiling wouldn't it? lol
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