Open Post: Hosted By OctoMom’s Porn Promo Pic

June 6, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

Showing us what a little Wet ‘N Wild liquid eyeliner, Playboy pink lipstick, a Topsy Tail, every tool in the Photoshop tool box and an industrial-strength electric tweezer can do, OctoMom strikes a pose on the set of her upcoming fap porn. You probably didn’t read any of that sentence, because your eyes are doing exactly what OctoMom’s belly button slit is doing: closing shut.

In other Octo news, our Dlisted field trip is canceled! Octo will not shake her leche bags on stage at a Florida strip club after all. I know, that sentence is just dripping with class so you might want to Windex your monitor. Octo canceled her strip club debut, because she thinks the manager and one of the bartenders of the club trash talked her to the local news. The manager and bartender said she was crazy to have that many children, would probably do lap dances for a price and it was only a matter of time before she worked the pole for a check. So basically, Octo pulled out, because the manager said a bunch of truths about her. No, that doesn’t make any sense, but I don’t think any of us have ever and will ever accuse of Octo of making sense.

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