Open Post: Hosted By OctoMom's Porn Promo Pic
Showing us what a little Wet 'N Wild liquid eyeliner, Playboy pink lipstick, a Topsy Tail, every tool in the Photoshop tool box and an industrial-strength electric tweezer can do, OctoMom strikes a pose on the set of her upcoming fap porn. You probably didn't read any of that sentence, because your eyes are doing exactly what OctoMom's belly button slit is doing: closing shut.
In other Octo news, our Dlisted field trip is canceled! Octo will not shake her leche bags on stage at a Florida strip club after all. I know, that sentence is just dripping with class so you might want to Windex your monitor. Octo canceled her strip club debut, because she thinks the manager and one of the bartenders of the club trash talked her to the local news. The manager and bartender said she was crazy to have that many children, would probably do lap dances for a price and it was only a matter of time before she worked the pole for a check. So basically, Octo pulled out, because the manager said a bunch of truths about her. No, that doesn't make any sense, but I don't think any of us have ever and will ever accuse of Octo of making sense.
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Submitted by Bigbendy on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 6:14pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 6:03pm.
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ESE, I will dance with you. It's nice to hear you all happy-like.
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*grabs bendy's hand*... it's the catharsis of just not giving a flying fuck anymore that really brings out the fun side of things, i guess!...
shake that booty, dahlin'!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVEhDrJzM8E
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Sweetas, I got as far as the one about the tail and fell out. Hilarious!
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Dog, I'll have to google the cat one. I mean, there were a few there that I was literally crying over.
HAI MJT!! :D ESE woohoo, nice!
*stares at clock* Come.The.Hell.ONNN.
I'd hoped Django Unchained was a Django Reinhardt biopic :(
Sweetas, I saw one of these for a cat.
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lol Dog, don't play innocent! http://textsfromdog.tumblr.com/
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 6:03pm.
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ESE, I will dance with you. It's nice to hear you all happy-like.
*walks right past MJT*
What are these dog texts you guys keep talking about?
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 6:08pm.
if you start working, it may catch on, and... well... we can't have that!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I'm having an invisible week on dlisted. You guys are going to force me to actually work. *pouts*
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
Jack, just type in "Django Unchained - Bande-Annonce" in Youtube and it should come up. I don't even know what language that is!
Alrighty then! I didn't know he had a heart attack.
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ooohh, nellie, folks!!
i'm not mentioning any names,(it MIGHT be some dapper fella that's typing this right now!) but somebody just took an attorney to town for not fufilling his obligations!
oh, come on!... do a little dance with me, while i revel!...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKQOFkpMD0o
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 5:40pm.
WHAMO! Did you see this article on The Thin White Duke??? http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/06/06/david-bowie-s-vanishing...
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Ya I've been seeing for years that he's suppose to come out of his reclusion but I've not heard anything official. I really can't see him doing another tour. I can see him doing some sort of 2 - 3 day simulcast extravaganza but the grind of promoting a new album is a tough one. I'd just be happy with a good studio released album of all new material. I miss his music. There isn't a single rock star out there I would want to meet more than him. I've been listening to him since I was 8. I use to sing his tunes back in Grade 2- 3 and I didn't even know what I was singing.lol
I still his original Rise and Fall album I stole of my sister.
*get's all teary eyed*
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 5:53pm.
server not found error... aren't you like in Austria or something?? maybe the aussies don't like us Merikunhns.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Django Unchained trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeyIvntknT4&feature=plcp
Thoughts? Looks better than I expected.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 5:16pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 4:44pm.
What!!! The Dlist field trip is canceled!??
WTF am I going to do with my Costco box of condoms and bag of roofies???
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I'd answer that but I'm choking on cock right now.
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hahahah...your choking on co....hey wait a minute....if I'm here....heeeeyyy...I'm not so sure I'm liking this!! :(
"I know, that sentence is just dripping with class so you might want to Windex your monitor"
Well yes...for that and for the other "stains" it's been collecting this week, mostly at night.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 5:41pm.
ARE YOU HUNGOVER MIKE?!?!!?!
:)
I'm sorry that sucks. Waking up with a hangover and having to go to work is the WORST.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
Well, it's nice to see that she has SOME morals/conscience, and she actually doesn't look that bad here (typed quickly!)... When did she get those implants-- she NEVER looked that big to me before?!?
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...I share a birthday with MK...
Folks, I'm able to roll with those nearly half my age in just about every way conceivable, but drinking is not one of them.
I do not advise going into work and working a full day with a hangover.
WHAMO! Did you see this article on The Thin White Duke??? http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/06/06/david-bowie-s-vanishing...
On t0pic: fucktothehellfuckingno
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I just want to say thanks to whoever posted about the Texts from Dog site!!! I think I have a hernia from trying not to laugh at work. AhahahahhahahaHAHA I't raining Batdog, bitch!
@ Submitted by ba-buttons on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 5:29pm.
You'd hit that? Her bits have to be looser than a thrift store turtleneck. I'm just sayin.
Octocunt has had more done than just a tummy tuck after those 8tuplets. Remember how stretch marked the hell out that thing was? Now there isn't a hint of one. Sorry, stretch marks do not disappear.
I'd say she's closer to the $75,000 range in procedures since the 8tuplests.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 4:55pm.
Question for the menfolk - would you hit it?
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It would take a few beers over the legal limit but yes, ba-buttons would hit it.
From behind.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
A boob job and tummy tuck is $15000! Nice down payment on a home or bus to tote those bastard kids around!
I zoomed in :O .... I think there is some gold chain smushed into the couch or whatever.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 4:44pm.
What!!! The Dlist field trip is canceled!??
WTF am I going to do with my Costco box of condoms and bag of roofies???
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I'd answer that but I'm choking on cock right now.
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Dark-sided!
I see a g-string. Are you guys on your phones?
Or at least I hope to god that is a g-string cause otherwise I have to think about what it might be. *voms*
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 4:57pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 4:44pm.
What!!! The Dlist field trip is canceled!??
WTF am I going to do with my Costco box of condoms and bag of roofies???
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*slides next to Whamo*
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I like your style GG, giggity giggity goo alright!
That's a whole lot of boob on her left to not be showing a nipple.
She looks like photoshopped hell and I'm sorry she has been degraded to this level and I'm sorry she chose it. Had she chosen the help she has been offered, she'd never be doing this.
I truly see her in a different light now, given the enormous offers of help that she has turned down. And that smirk on her face says "yep - I made it".
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Dark-sided!
I've been saying we need to do a DLIST NYC meet up FOREVAH. How fun would that be? Who doesn't want to meet me and the Snowpiece!? :) I know there are others of you in the city too...
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
You need to think in terms of that vagina has squeezed out 14 babies. Yeah ok most of them were C-section births probably but your cooch is ruined after the first one anyway.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Well, I'm not a fan of hers, but she does look pretty good.
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SHADDUP GUEST AND LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*lies to self that the panties are hidden by her thigh*
Lucy...I don't think she's wearing the bottoms. *huah*
How come I'm not reading that the Topsy Tail is a "former Hot Slut of the Day"? What a fascinating thing.
Really can we please stop rewarding idiotic behaviour?
Unless we are doing it with one dollar bills as a group In the titty bar I see no point in showering this wilda beast with attention.
I think we need to come up with a dlisted shot ... To unify us as the vindictive , shameless trash talkers that we are lol
One part bobby browns forehead sweat
to two parts octomom titty ball juice ,
A dash of lohans cigarette ashes
Sirved in a equisite lucite heel
rimmed with John travoltas donut sugar
Lol Nanners.
Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 5:06pm.
Nothing makes a man think sexy thoughts more than a mother of 14.
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Ok, yea, that kinda ruined it.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Nothing makes a man think sexy thoughts more than a mother of 14.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
and it's just that the kids "happen" to look alike.
I know someone like that...5 kids, 3 babydaddies and they all look like full blood siblings because all the babydaddies were the same "type".
She broked the fucking photoshop! DAYUM!
for someone who swore to God never do porn to support her children, she looks mighty comfortable sexy posin' in a barely-there bikini.
maybe she's crying on the inside? 8'(
I'm starting to think she just had sex with a trillion different guys and had so much jizz in her she got knocked up eight times over.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 4:58pm.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 4:55pm.
Question for the menfolk - would you hit it?
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Yup. Twice. With the lights on. In the middle of the day. With the bedroom door open.
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What did I JUST say? Go to your room. And no funny business.. your father will be in there in a moment to take the door off its hinges.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by guest on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 4:55pm.
Where are her panties?!?!?!
Oh Jesus, I didn't even look there until now.
thanks MK :D
Unsexy...
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