Night Crumbs
Harper Seven officially weighs more than Posh. But that's not saying much since even that candy baton in H7's hand weighs more than Posh - Lainey Gossip
Can this be the gay DC superhero instead of Green Lantern? - Towleroad
Now the Gotti producers have more room in the budget to fulfill the part in John Travolta's rider that demands a closet full of male massage therapists with strong stomachs - The Superficial
The time I mistook Miley Cyrus for a rode hard Maria Menounos - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
My thoughts are with those who had to sit in the same bar with annoying twat John Mayer and fellow annoying twat Taylor Swift - Celebitchy
Chestica comes out in a big way - Hollywood Tuna
JLove also looks like she dropped herself in a tub of Tang - Popoholic
Urkel is looking AWFUL - Popsugar
RIP Jewel's snag toof - IDLYITW
These pictures would make more sense if the headline said "Dan Cortese went to the beach" - Celebslam
"And to think, I used to wake up with my ass on ASkars' face" is probably what Kate Bosworth said the morning these pictures were taken, because she thinks that every morning - ICYDK
Magic City man ass alert - OMG Blog
Selena Gomez shows off her B- eyebrow game in Elle - Cityrag
The Silver Fox drags Amanda Bynes - I'm Not Obsessed
But the real tragedy here is that Tinkerbell spent 10 hours on her makeup and her brows still look like that - Videogum
Kellan Lutz covered his nipples with cloth and the world kept spinning. Weird. - The Berry
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Minnie mouse is THE cutest baby EVER, especially in Beckham's arms! ♥♥♥ ;)
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 7:52pm.
For us old people.
former fleetwood mac member Bob Welch found dead.
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Geez-that brought back some memories. Sentimental Lady and The Ghost of flight 401 were some of my fave songs. How sad that he committed suicide.
Harper Seven is like, literally, the cutest bebeh ever. I want to eat her cheeks. I could seriously look at every picture of this bebeh, she's that cute.
H7 is possibly the cutest baby ever. And the Minnie Mouse ears just made me squee.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 9:19pm.
No one said RIP to Ray Bradbury yesterday \.
I did, but not here. I didn't think the dL whorz read actual books.
I am pretty sure the teeth on Jewel is a flipper. Fake teeth + fake blue eyes = contacts & a flipper. She is dressed in character, her eyes are brown and her teeth still fucked.
The only one of any interest to me is H7. Good god that is one impossibly adorable baby. Just want to eat her up.
I really can't stand the whole wearing glasses for nothing trend as well. Did you see the George/Seinfeld bit on it?
Funny as I was justing talking about this with my optometrist today. I was saying how I am picky about my frames and prefer titanium ones and he said yeah, and everyone wants these large plastic rims right now. I told him that those were the ugly things that I had to wear in Grade 6 and never ever want to see the sight of them again. I got so much shit for wearing those monstrous things on my delicate face....and now it's ironic?
I have astigmatism and my glasses cost me a fortune that I don't have and these yupster assholes just get them to look dumb. I live in Vancouver and this city is filled with yupsters acting like their poor and that they care.
sorry for being long-winded......I'll calm down now.
Submitted by Orangina: "The false glasses trend is worse than fake color contacts. They're like "I'm so sophisticated that my eyes just randomly developed astigmatism and now I need to wear these glasses."
People do it to change their image: I knew a lot of slutty girls in high school that wanted to reform their slutty image, so they started randomly wearing glasses. And people were like, "She's still a slut, but now she's just a slut with glasses." And a lot of comedians (i.e. Seth Rogen, Andy Samberg, Jonah Hill) randomly start wearing glasses, because they want to look sophisticated since everybody knows them as the dick and shit jokes guy."
That was an excellent rant and it made me laugh before I had my tea.
Cute little pudge
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
I know jewel can do what she likes, but I thought she was gorgeous and natural before she went all "Hollywood" she will just end up looking like everyone else - yawn. I saw her do a gig in London yonks ago and she was stunning and her voice blew me away, very talented. Don't change!!
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I'm sick and fuckin tired of eveeyone here except for Harper Seven, Jewel, and- and weLl yeah, that's about it. The rest of these oragutangs can fuck OFF, they're all so exhaustingly boring with their predictable shit, JESUS.
Actually, I adore orangutangs, I meant to say baboons. Baboons creep me out & kind of annoy me, so let's say "baboons" instead.
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The false glasses trend is worse than fake color contacts. They're like "I'm so sophisticated that my eyes just randomly developed astigmatism and now I need to wear these glasses."
People do it to change their image: I knew a lot of slutty girls in high school that wanted to reform their slutty image, so they started randomly wearing glasses. And people were like, "She's still a slut, but now she's just a slut with glasses." And a lot of comedians (i.e. Seth Rogen, Andy Samberg, Jonah Hill) randomly start wearing glasses, because they want to look sophisticated since everybody knows them as the dick and shit jokes guy.
Surprised she didn't put her on a diet already.
Urkel, hahahahhaha AHAHAHAHAHA
Who is this eye candy Steven Strait? ;)
Good for Silver Fox, embarrass Amanda's dumb butt!
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What is the deal with all these rappers wearing eyeglasses?! I read a report that most are fake and not even needed for any issues they may have. They wear it wear so they look "smart". Jay Z is probably one of the ones wearing it for that reason.
Minneh Mouse is the cutest bebeh!
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 10:11pm.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 9:55pm.
Heeeeeeey girl. I would never, EVER, EVER, EVER EVER EVER EVER root for the Spurs, Lakers or the Heat. Hell, even if Dirk went to one of those teams I would not root for them. I love Durant and I want him to get a ring before stupid Lebron.
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I'm so glad you two are also rooting for the Thunder. It will be so exciting when they triumph over the Heat or the Celtics in the championship! They are almost like my hometown team, so that's why I've liked them. I didn't really expect them to get to the finals, but I think they deserve it. They are a fine team and Durant is a genius of basketball.
Submitted by Datura on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 11:21pm.
It's hard to say because really she only stated here I am as "June Carter" with perfect teeth. Maybe she'll go right back to Jewel with snaggleteefs after that.
Harper 7: You're cute but I was here first.
Did Jewel actually fix her teeth or is that just for the film she's doing? Her grill looks a bit fake to me.
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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
It figures Hohan would lie about the Gotti movie...what else is new.
Bob Welch. RIP. Poor soul.
It always kinda baffles me when people decide to do it in the chest. Wouldn't the head be less painful and just quicker?
MJT, most definitely - Adding the Heat makes that the unholy trinity of the NBA.
It annoys me that I find Posh's offspring so cute. But H7 is adorable. I don't even like kids.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 9:55pm.
Heeeeeeey girl. I would never, EVER, EVER, EVER EVER EVER EVER root for the Spurs, Lakers or the Heat. Hell, even if Dirk went to one of those teams I would not root for them. I love Durant and I want him to get a ring before stupid Lebron.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
MJT, HOLLLLAAA! I hope you're well! I saw that you were rooting for OKC - me TOO!! I'm happy for Durant - I hope they go all the way against Boston. I was annoyed by some Dallas fans who were cherring for the Spurs, knowing how dirty they play. *smdh* Besides, OKC is closer to Dallas anyway. :-)
Only one team is more evil to me than the Spurs, and it's the Lakers. *waits NDN Chief's dig at the Mavs*
MJT, it's really a fantastical book. His way of describing what's going on makes you able to imagine what it all looks like. If you can, read it. Just beautiful and sad.
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 9:25pm.
No, but it sounds like I should. I only read Fahrenheit 451 but I really loved that book.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 9:24pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 9:19pm.
I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But you were ignoring me, REMEMBER!? hee hee ;)
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Actually, I left because I was getting ignored!!!
MJT, did you read Martian Chrons?
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 9:19pm.
I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But you were ignoring me, REMEMBER!? hee hee ;)
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
No one said RIP to Ray Bradbury yesterday \.
He wrote one of the best books ever: The Martian Chronicles. A very clever and sad commentary of how humans essentially ruin everything we touch. Plus, a plain old fantastic collection of stories all strung together.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 7:27pm.
I can't click on anything here anymore, I keep getting viruses.
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*drives tractor trailer through that opening*
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Harper Beckham is the chunky goddess of my idolatry! Imagine her life: she's rich, ahe can eat anything she pleases (well, for now at least), and she's carried everywhere by David F-ing Beckham! She must have been a saint in a past life, because THIS life is nirvana.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 8:13pm.
submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 7:52pm.
I saw that :( So sad.
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Shit ain't right. Catching up on news now; just read it as well. I hope he found his peace.Damnit
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
Yes, RIP Bob Welch... :(((
What a beautiful, NORMAL looking baby! Amazed she came out of that skeletal, plastic woman. PUHLEEZ, God, don't let Posh give that little girl grief about being a healthy weight or, yipes, put her on a diet. I think Child Protective Services should keep a close watch, just in case...
Harper is friggin' adorable.
submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 7:52pm.
I saw that :( So sad.
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OMG pudgy baby girls make me broody.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
H7 too cute. Babies are dispose to be chubby. Don't worry she will develop an eating disorder....beck's sister is a tad volumptous.
For us old people.
former fleetwood mac member Bob Welch found dead.
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"
It's coming up from Nashville as a self - inflicted gunshot
apparent suicide.
" Oh my heavens , my photo has vanished ! "
She is such a cutie!! And so adorable in the Minnie Mouse ears.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 7:39pm.
Sounds like you have a problem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J3vgcE5i2o
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Posh does not look emaciated in the photo so she must be pregnant.
Way to go Jewel!! I am all for fixing your teeth and I hate it when the industry acts like it is cool to have jacked up teeth. Even if SOME younger girls can get away with it, when a woman is over 30 you gotta fix that shit. Gaped teeth on a 25-year-old Madonna, kinda sexy, gaped teeth on Madonna anytime after 1992 disgusting.
Yep, Wham. I have gotten viruses before from Crumbs but it's nearly every day now and your enemy (Mr. Fury, tee hee!) has to fix my damn 'puter every night.
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Will there be nothing today regarding the death of Nolan Miller, head designer of all those dresses on Dynasty and general glamour-promoting guy? Joan Collins was one of the first to announce it.
I have one of his pins--got it when I was living in L.A., and the man could do bling.
No? Well, rest in sparkling peace, Mr. Miller.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 7:27pm.
I can't click on anything here anymore, I keep getting viruses.
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What do you mean Ms Fury, when you click on any of these other sites?