Shut It, Preppy!
First Screech becomes famous again by Dirty Sanchez-ing a trick on camera, then Lisa Turtle shows up to an interview looking like a dusty, sad chola clown and now this? Just like Screech and Lisa Turtle before him, Zach Morris is stomping all over the hearts of our childhood. 38-year-old Mark-Paul Gosselaar is a star on the critically-acclaimed (read: no critics are acclaiming that shit), Emmy award-winning (read: no Emmys) television masterpiece Franklin & Bash and now he thinks he's too good for the show that made him an 80s icon. During an interview with Yahoo TV, Mark-Paul said in so many hurtful words that Saved By the Bell was a slice of cheese on a pile of caca.
“It’s not a great show. The writing is kind of hokey… it’s very much a piece of that time. It taught me to have a strong work ethic, and to take it very seriously. Even though we had fun, the one thing the producers instilled in us is that this is a business. You can still have all your fun, but you have to do your job, and then you can reap all the benefits at the end.”
SBTB had jheri curl mullets, graffiti surfer pants, awesome dance moves (remember "The Sprain"?), a funeral song for a chameleon, overexcited crackheads and a cameo by Punky Brewster. What more could you want out of a show? Besides, what else were we supposed to watch on Saturday mornings while high on Corn Pops and sugar water (because our mom forgot to buy milk again)? Zach Morris is just mad that SBTB didn't lead him to Showgirls. I'd be mad too. And when asked for a response, Mario Lopez simply replied:
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it's on tv again over here, I watched it last week. Pure nostalgia
Zach and Slater went on a date to a George Michael concert.
I was ready to call him an ungrateful asshole. But he's right. I was watching some episodes a few months ago though. : )
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!!!
Sounds like he followed the advice of the producers. I don't think he was ever in a scandal with drugs, dui, making porn etc......
Submitted by Paige123 on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 5:25pm.
The best is when Jesse took those energy pills to study for her exams
or when two them were at a celeb party they were offered drugs and don't forget ZACK ATTACK!!!!!!
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Elizabeth Berkeley has a sense of humor about that. On Chelsea Lately she was asked about what the fans ask her about, and she dramatically did the line "I'm so excited, i'm so excited... i'm so scared."
The best is when Jesse took those energy pills to study for her exams
or when two them were at a celeb party they were offered drugs and don't forget ZACK ATTACK!!!!!!
I love the episode where a singer came to the school under the guise of a student. Then at the end she performed a campy cheesy 80's song which I loved. It was one of the early episodes before Kelly and Slater were on there.
I found nothing wrong with what he said. I actually really liked him in Dead Man On Campus.
omg remember when zack kissed jessie when she was playing snow white?? scandalous!!
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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I can probably fit 10 dicks up my ass, but that doesn't make it right -MK
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SBTB was (pretty much still is) my favourite show! I named my daughter after Kelly Kapowski
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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I can probably fit 10 dicks up my ass, but that doesn't make it right -MK
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Submitted by MissDior on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 4:08pm.
SBTB was like a junior high version of a cocktail after work. After a long hard day of seventh grade, we'd race home to tune into TBS. One or two mindless episodes later the stresses of middle school were gone!
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Awesome analogy! hahahaha.
SBTB was like a junior high version of a cocktail after work. After a long hard day of seventh grade, we'd race home to tune into TBS. One or two mindless episodes later the stresses of middle school were gone! I wish it still worked like that. Now, I need a box of Chardonnay and a few xanax to even deal.
I saw this on Yahoo.
I really do not think his statements were meant to be negative. He just say "Hey, it was a bit cheesy, but I am glad I got the opportunity". Besides, he is doing pretty well now.
He and Breckin Myer were on KROQ in Los Angeles. They seemed OK. I did not hear the same ego blaring in my ears as they spoke that I hear from other actors. They just seemed like two guys working on a show.
Anyway, I will always love Saved by the Bell!
I guess he doesn't sound like as much of a complete asshole as Rooney Mara, for instance, getting all uppity about the terribleness of the show that got her name on the A-List (SVU), but still...it's never good form to criticize your former employers.
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What's he saying that is so bad? the show was hokey for its time and in the rest of his statement he's giving good will to the directors for educating him on having a good work ethic. nothing wrong with what he's saying here.
"The world is a pretty nice place if you're happy"
John Garfield
No one lives forever
He looks kind of "special" in that photo.
Ehh, this show was better than Full House at least.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 1:24pm.
Nowadays, if young teens aren't looking like whores and fucking on each other, it's 'lame' and old-fashioned.
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*starts teen social club*
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Big time rush is a show that sucks ass. my son eats it up..
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"
"Slaters Gonna Slate." ROTFLMFAO!!! That just made my day!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Ingrates, the lot!
Still laughing at that video parody from OMG featuring the Golden Shower Gilrs MK posted in the crumbs a while back LMAO! http://dlisted.com/2012/04/18/evening-crumbs
It featured SBTB at the end and it was to die for! That's how I prefer to remember them hahaha ;p
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 1:32pm.
Huh. I kept waiting for the scandalous thing he said. He didn't say anything bad. He could have said WAY worse things that happen to be true.
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I agree. What was so bad about what he said? It WAS a cheesy show. It DID have hokey scripts. Nuff said.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 1:24pm.
Nowadays, if young teens aren't looking like whores and fucking on each other, it's 'lame' and old-fashioned.
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*starts teen social club*
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 1:13pm.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 12:40pm.
Would you like a gummy bear? They've been in my pocket all day... they're nice and warm and soft.
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hahahahahhaahahha
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"I'm thankful that I have everything that I want, and no one has anything better."
-Betty Draper
@ Hekkis: I agree. What's surprising to me is that these shows haven't gotten any better in 20 plus years. I recently babysat my nieces and nephew and they were watching iCarly or some shit where the characters are in their 30s and playing teens and it was atrocious! Overacting, laugh track, etc. And the kiddos were just gobbling it up!
...and let's not forget if it weren't for SBTB and California Dreams, we wouldn't have 90210 ;).
Huh. I kept waiting for the scandalous thing he said. He didn't say anything bad. He could have said WAY worse things that happen to be true.
SBTB isn't any worse than any other kid show.
Although on one of those Disney shows the other night, one of the kids made a joke about "dropping a deuce" and I was mildly scandalized.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 1:13pm.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 12:40pm.
Would you like a gummy bear? They've been in my pocket all day... they're nice and warm and soft
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jack , yum. I love gummy bears, but do you have any that aren't soft. I like them when thy are very,very hard.
Doesn't sound he's bad mouthing it at all, sounds like he's saying the show was a bit lame (and it was) but he learned a lot. And he's right, it was def. of it's time - people loved it back in the day.
Nowadays, if young teens aren't looking like whores and fucking on each other, it's 'lame' and old-fashioned.
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 1:10pm.
LOL. Come on ME, it's the infamous Jessie does speed episode where she says I'M SO EXCITED, I'M SO EXCITED, I'M SO......scared.
And that is Hot Sundae. Had Jessie not been on drugs they would have had a record deal!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 1:13pm.
LOL. I used to love him as the bad principle now when I watch it he is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo creepy.
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Mr. Belding was on Mad Men a few weeks ago.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 12:40pm.
Would you like a gummy bear? They've been in my pocket all day... they're nice and warm and soft.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 12:43pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sAAJhRU7fg
You are welcome.
Put your mind to it, go for it.
Get down and break a sweat!
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What.
The Fuck.
Was that.
In Jack's words:
HATED IT!
I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so...scared.
"A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle."--catholicschoolgirl
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 12:40pm.
Christ. Imagine getting molested by this fat, sweaty slob. I wonder how a person will ever recover from that.
I watched SBTB in spanish and english. HAHAHAHA hilarious.
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
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He didn't shit on it too badly. He actually gives the show props for teaching him more than most famous actors ever learn: it's a business, show up and do your job.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
I don't really see anything wrong with what he said. Yeah, the show is stupid, but it's also AWESOME. I still find the campiness amusing to this day. My friends and I even play SBTB drinking games, FFS!
*drink when there's awkward gay sexual tension*
*drink when Kelli is wearing spandex*
*drink when Screech says something really stupid*
You're wasted after 5 minutes.
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Douchechill!
Even when I was 13, I found this show to be super extra cheesy. I wouldn't want anyone to know I watched it. That and Kids Incorporated. Watched it with the curtains drawn and the volume down.
I guess he hates that no matter what he does, nothing will be as big as SBTB. Even if he won 1000000 Emmy´s (no emmys! hahaha) he will always be Zack from SBTB.
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
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Submitted by Jeanneee on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 12:44pm.
beat me to it. every time i see a commercial for Franklin & Bash i want to punch everyone who works for TNT, this asshole and his "co-star" in their throats
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
i hate people with two first names, mark-paul.
mr belding is from my hometown. not a lot going for my hometown.
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watching hardcore ufos
quit confusing the pedophiles, it pisses them off!
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"
I don't see anything wrong with what he said - it's the truth. Don't we all look back at our teenage years and go, "oy vey! what was I thinking? that's so tacky/cheesy, etc. but, hey -we had fun!"
But, it sounds like he appreciates the opportunities it gave him and the lessons he learned from the experience.
(*whispers* i kind of like franklin & bash...)
Yeah, "Saved by the Bell" sucked but "Franklin and Bash" is worse.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
then they went to that GAY beach club for the summer and Kelly was fucking on that older guy because she wanted to know what it was like to have an abortion and shit, do you remember it? Am I the only one that watched the FUCK out of Saved by the Bell?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sAAJhRU7fg
You are welcome.
Put your mind to it, go for it.
Get down and break a sweat!
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
No one would know you for anything, if you weren't Zack Morris. Yes, the show sucked ass, bit it got you fucking famous. Dickhead.
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"I'm thankful that I have everything that I want, and no one has anything better."
-Betty Draper
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZHwxIL9oYo
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
MJT -= Ooooooooooooh! Ok. Thank you!
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 12:37pm.
Am I confusing my famous pedophiles or isn't Mr. Belding one of them????
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I didnt think Mr Belding was one. But the principal from Ferris Bueller is. Dude is a megacreep. Blech
ME -
http://www.tmz.com/2010/09/28/jeffrey-jones-ferris-bueller-principal-sex...
This dude.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012