Why Was This Florida Beauty Arrested?
35-year-old Tracy Mabb took this glamour shot after getting arrested in Pompano Beach, FL yesterday and she was put into handcuffs for one of the following reasons:
1. Falsely impersonating Chris Crocker.
2. Getting high on bath salts and trying to eat a man's face before realizing she didn't have her dentures on.
3. She's the Alabama Leprechaun.
4. She stood on the side of the highway, pulled up her shirt dress and gave the drivers a free "pussy and titty" rub show.
The answer should be #1, but it's obviously #4. Miss Tracy exposed her all-natural sexiness on the side of the highway and the motorists should've thrown their wallets at her for giving them some real entertainment, but those beauty-hating bitches called the police instead. When the police told her to cover her titties, she responded like the true lady of grace and eloquence she is by shouting, "I don't give a fuck!" The police weren't charmed by that and they arrested her on the spot. Miss Tracy was charged with exposing her goodies and is currently being held on $600 bail.
So let me get this straight. Florida was going to let OctoMom shake her titties on a stage, but they arrest this modern day crackhead Venus for beautifying the highways with glamour? Oh, Florida...
via WPTV.com (Thanks to everybody who sent this in)
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Um... no insult intended to anyone here, but Florida has become the armpit of this Country with the bizarre and fried-eggs-for-brains (cue 70's PSA ad) events.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 5:42pm.
Damn! What do they put in that water in Florida???
Bath salts? I read a headline on Gawker today that another crazy (in Florida, can you imagine?) high on bath salts tried to eat someone's face. AGAIN. WTF is with the crazies
a) in Florida
b) eating people's faces
c) snorting fucking BATH SALTS! Aaaah!
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
this makes me really sad.
People assume she has no teeth just because they are not visible here, you can't tell from this pic whether she has teeth or not, how about a little less drama? Good lord, somebody bring in the violins.....
Mug shots should not be released publicly unless they're of celebrities or wanted criminals.
Holy invasion of privacy, Batman. People can be arrested for any fucking thing whether they're guilty or not, and once arrested, are treated as if they have no rights at all.
It should not be legal to publish mug shots of ordinary citizens.
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Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 4:11pm.
WoW!! Cokeysniffy had me beat!!! I was thinking of using this as my avie!!! Gotta move quickly in these parks!!
LOL!! WHAT a FACE!!
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She looks like every other Floridian.
I guarantee she is wearing flip flops.
@ Snowblood you are correct and no snark from me neither. The same cracked-out hopelessness also exists in my northern, fancy-pants Canadian city where incidentally the sun hasn't shone in months (or so it feels after 40 days of rain).
she looks like tanning mom to me, before she puts the kiwi shoe polish on her face
Snowblood, you took the words right from my mouth. This is a terribly sad image, meth was my first thought as well. A real tragedy for this woman and I hope she can get some help! Just awful.
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This is a heartbreaking photograph. You can hear the girl's wail just by looking for a second, wow.
No teeth at 35, but slender still, and with crazy hair? That's Florida-quality bathtub meth, right there. That shit'll get the teeth gone with a quickness out of the youngest of folks, I've seen it happen. I bet she was horrendously molested & raped in her younger days. Poor baby, my heart goes out to her. No snark.
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Haha. I knew she was from Florida as soon as I saw her picture. Wth is going on down there? I think a bad batch of bath salts is being passed around.
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Primal scream mug-shot? Whoulda thunk there could be such a thing?
Wow.
Lisbet - normally I hate your stupid comments or I should say at first i did but they seem to be getting a little smarter - at least coherent and not totally jacked up - did you get a brain transplant?
Anyway that's a damn brilliant question about having sex in front of a camera and being paid vs. being a hooker - perhaps all the hookers could carry a handheld and call it a day.
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
Leave Britney Alone!!!
:) haha
I am pretty certain I have seen her doing the
Same thing in ft lauderdale.
What a lot of people don't realize is
That south florida is essentially a
Banana republic. Even entering dade
county is like stepping into a foreign country
A Southeast Broward hospital had the largest population
Of sickle cell patients in the USA.
At one time - not long ago - southeast
Broward had the largest population of
British citizens in the USA.
South west(ish) florida is predominately
Occupied by midwesterners. While some of central
Florida has some of the most poverty stricken
Areas that you have ever seen. North of that
The population is largely baptist and republican
Mom Jeans? I'm in my nibby robe already with carrot loaf crumbs all over it.
I'm ashamed that Florida is one of the fifty.
The picture of beauty. I'm using this as an avie
I'm going to go find this bitch on Facebook and friend her.
She would make a fantastic avi.
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For fucks sake, if Florida were to somehow break off of the main land and float into the ocean, the country would be rid of 85% of criminals.
But, this bitch did nothing wrong really except show kids what a real snack pack looks like.and I wouldn't be bothered if it were a man doing it either. I live to piss off those millions of moms types and anything that can get their granny panties in a bunch is worthy of a slow cap in my book.
I thought it was Nick Carter. Well, it's not him. But I don't care what name she calls herself now, it's one of those Carters.
OF COURSE she's from Florida.
Why was she arrested? I live in Florida and this is nothing out of the ordinary.
Is Sandbitch still posting up in here?
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Submitted by C6 on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 9:07pm.
Dang, it's like you're in my head...
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 9:03pm.
Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 6:55pm.
Pictured: the average Dlisted reader
haaaaaaaaaaaa. Not shown: Mom jeans.
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LOl, also six cats and a large pizza pie, bonbons and a storage unit for hoarding.
edit - forgot, also drunk off our ass with empty bottles rolling around
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Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 6:55pm.
Pictured: the average Dlisted reader
haaaaaaaaaaaa. Not shown: Mom jeans.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Submitted by babybunny on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 8:10pm.
sadness...Bob Welch commit suicide today, was with Fleetwood Mac, sang Ebony Eyes, Sentimental Lady, Hypnotized...classic 70's shit, and yes I even saw him in concert....yes I am old as dirt.
Oh no! Too bad. I liked that era of F-Mac, pre-Nicks/Buckingham. Was he ill?
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Please: It's "rahnday."
You all making fun but she the new Commissioner of Education for the State of Florida. Governor Nosferatu just appointed her.
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Submitted by babybunny on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 8:10pm.
sadness...Bob Welch commit suicide today, was with Fleetwood Mac, sang Ebony Eyes, Sentimental Lady, Hypnotized...classic 70's shit, and yes I even saw him in concert....yes I am old as dirt.
Me too. His poor wife found him. that was selfish.
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I think that whole Alabama Leperchaun thing was really just an undercover comedy sketch, written by the Wayans brothers.
sadness...Bob Welch commit suicide today, was with Fleetwood Mac, sang Ebony Eyes, Sentimental Lady, Hypnotized...classic 70's shit, and yes I even saw him in concert....yes I am old as dirt.
Are we sure that this isn't Melissa Joan Hart trying desperately to revive her career? The residuals from "Sabrina, The Teenage Witch" and "Drive Me Crazy" are probably drying up by now.
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I know that you all will be shocked, but sadly, this isn't the first time a Floridian belle has done this...in less than two weeks.
May I submit this darling from my own home town: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/30/ashley-holton-masturbating-flor...
...and to think my parents were afraid for me to move to New York.
Submitted by C6 on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 7:45pm.
That's right, Cappy! Lol!! Jes give 'er some teefs and fancy jewry, then dye her hair black. Et voila!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
She couldn't pause the hysterics long enough to take a glamorous mug shot? Drama queen FAIL. _______________________________________________
What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
*waits patiently for Sandbitch to masterpiece-trick-out the hell out of this ho's mugshot
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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 7:41pm.
Now I could get behind THIS WOMAN as Liz Taylor before Blohan!
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FLOLL was thinking this earlier also! THIS IS LIZ. She was a dramatic raging drunk princess queen behind closed doors. Blo better watch she doesn't get cut and replaced. *phones director
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Seriously? I thought this was Lindsay after getting fired from Dick in Liz for being herself, after getting the Liz wig ripped of her head, after getting her red weave ripped off her red, and being left with the remnants of Kate Gosslins' possum cut.
Edited because I'm special today-more than I am normally :)
Now I could get behind THIS WOMAN as Liz Taylor before Blohan!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Actually, I'm getting a Drew Barrymore vibe off this photo. Guess the honeymoon wasn't quite what she expected.
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Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 5:54pm.
Behold, a soft and delicate butterfly, as gentle as the breeze upon which it elegantly floats.
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Lulz. Fucking Florida.
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ROTFL!! The comments are killing me!
Me when I enter my teenage son's bedroom.
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That mugshot is the greatest thing I've seen all day!! (I love DListed ssooooo much right now!)
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after sweating my ass off for two years in the extremely constantly fucking sweltering southern Florida heat, I am convinced of one damn thing, Florida and Floridians are crazy and I blame that damn relentless sun! Casey Anthony nuts and lives in Florida, the dude/woman who has the humongous butt and injected all the other beauty queens with fix a flat, from Florida, the face eating neekid dude, Florida, all the fucking whack jobs are in Florida, high time I went back...I miss pure insanity, and it seems to thrive there....
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 6:12pm.
I am curious what her tits look like. I'm guessing like low hanging fruit.
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Nah, she looks like a flattie. Chest like a welfare pepperoni pizza.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 7:17pm.
She looks like she slept in a blender.
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LOL! "The Blender Cut". This is the cut they do at SuperCuts
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*