Friday, June 8th 2012
Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Chill Pussy! It's Friday (aka Caturday Dress Rehearsal Day) and you should do what this cat is doing, leisurely lay over a step like a distinguished motherfucker and give zero fucks while doing so. This lazy ho's "give a fuck" tank is so damn empty that he doesn't even care that he might get a citation for dropping his cigarette butt on the ground like that. Keep on chillin', chill cat!
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The cat's sitting in front of a Turkish kebap house :))) he must be really full
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 12:07pm.
I had to say goodbye to my favorite kitty in the world last night
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Awww Poor PSL, that's sad poor little kitty, I feel for you:(
Kittehh!! I love this. This reminds me of this: which has been sent to me many times but I still love to read the Dog vs Cat Diary:
http://www.goodeatsfanpage.com/humor/otherhumor/dog_cat_diary.htm
Omg, I saw that pic last night and laughed my ass off, until I saw the sign at the top and realized it was in Turkey (where I'm from). I laughed even harder then, both because the sign is for a Kebab place and because this pose is so typical of street cats in Turkey, as they own the motherfuckin' place.
I had to say goodbye to my favorite kitty in the world last night, she is being put to sleep today. She has been very ill, and we don't want to see her deteriorate any more than she already has.....I am heartbroken.
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"I'm thankful that I have everything that I want, and no one has anything better."
-Betty Draper
That cat is all kinds of fabulous. I have one who sits like that. If I walk by him, he swats at me. If I react, he gives me that "Yeah, I hit you. So?" look.
My hubby's cat does this...but chunko above is downright svelte compared to his beast of a cat. The cat and I have a mutual hatred for each other, so we try to avoid being in the same room at the same time. I'll stick with my 6 lb. terror of a puppy, TYVM. He can keep his morbidly obese furball (29 lbs. last check).
That said, I'm jealous of that cat. What I wouldn't give to be lounging about on this beautiful day, giving zero fucks and drinking a mojito.
Sigh...
Submitted by vegaschick on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 11:41am.
hahaha!... my mother does shit like that with her cat... it wants to go out in the screened in porch, but minutes later it's at the sliding glass door meowing to come in, but when she opens the door... the cat stares at her like she's offending her somehow!... spoiled brat cat!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
ESE, havent you learned yet that cats just dont respect us humans? We can tell them to move or stop doing something and then they give you that "oh, you're not talking to ME like that, are you?" look
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My sister's cat is like that. He's a lazy fatass who makes my dad run around like a trained seal. He goes to the door, meows, my dad gets up to let him out. Two seconds later, he's at the door, meows, my dad lets him in. I told my dad the cat is doing it just to be an asshole, let him stay outside, but he gets up and down a thousand times in a row for this cat. If my dad doesn't get up the cat just looks at him like "What the fuck are you waiting for, open the damn door."
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 11:22am.
ESE, havent you learned yet that cats just dont respect us humans?
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well, sure, but... you would think that she would at least not blatantly snub me, right?... i mean.. i am the holder of the Meow Mix scooper and i still get no appreciation!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Love, love, love the pussy cat!
ESE, havent you learned yet that cats just dont respect us humans? We can tell them to move or stop doing something and then they give you that "oh, you're not talking to ME like that, are you?" look.
I'm stealing this picture and making a t-shirt.
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"The world is a pretty nice place if you're happy"
John Garfield
No one lives forever
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 11:06am.
My cat leans up against the wall like a whino in an alley! We call her "drunkie" when she does that. And yes, she DOES NOT give a fuck either.
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my lil black kitty will roll over on her back with her legs up in the air like she's airing herself out... i yell at her to close her legs, and tell her that i'm not raising some kind of slut, but she doesn't listen.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
My cat leans up against the wall like a whino in an alley! We call her "drunkie" when she does that. And yes, she DOES NOT give a fuck either.
This cat and Harper Seven. Chunk heaven.
Submitted by Few Words on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 10:49am.
slap some mom jeans on that pussy & its a dlister ho.
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That seriously made me laugh Fword!!
slap some mom jeans on that pussy & its a dlister ho.
hot. hot.
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♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
that pic is hysterical! I had a cat who would face plant hiself to relax, first time I caught him at it I thought he was dead.
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I love this cat.
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My hero!! MK, you are so brilliantly funny.
you have one helluva talent for finding the great big pussys of the world Mike!
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"The world is a pretty nice place if you're happy"
John Garfield
No one lives forever
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 10:18am.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 10:14am.
i'd watch the "tubby" remarks, man... the look on that fat bastard's face says he can take both me, and you!LOL!
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Are you crazy, I wouldn't say it to his FACE!!:)
Great picture and as usual, MK's commentary is spot-on hysterical. His "give a fuck tank." HAHA
Love this.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
That cat makes me realize all the more that I need a vacation!!
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fat and lazy... have we found a mascot, per chance??
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
this look right here, folks, is surely the look of "na un... the food dish comes to me", if i've ever seen it.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
this is the coolest pussy...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Kitty needs to teach me his philosophies. My human life has been stressful lately.
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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Aww I love chubby cats. That is the best visual depiction of "not giving a fuck" that I've ever seen.
I'm kind of tempted to get a siggie just so I can put this quote in it
"It's Friday (aka Caturday Dress Rehearsal Day) and you should do what this cat is doing, leisurely lay over a step like a distinguished motherfucker and give zero fucks while doing so."
that is SO how I wish every day could be. :D
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 10:14am.
i'd watch the "tubby" remarks, man... the look on that fat bastard's face says he can take both me, and you!LOL!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I look like high I'm laghing so damn hard on the train. The photo alone was enough, but the description. Damn! Credibility = lost (if I had any).
That's a funny shot for sure, kitty needs to get out and chase some mice though, he be looking a little tubby.
this picture alone has made this cat my new hero/guru... i shall follow his lead on leaning, and expanding as best as i can.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Lazy chubbins!
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
I had a cat when I lived in Michigan that did this. Always made me giggle. Cats are so awesome!
Be Good to Each Other
A pussy after my own heart.
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