Lindsay Lohan Can't Drive: Part 498
The overused phrase "Lindsay Lohan can't catch a break" suddenly has a new meaning. LiLo got into a bad car crash on Pacific Coast Highway today after she failed to the hit brake in time and busted into the back of an 18 wheeler. TMZ says that Lindsay's assistant was the passenger in her Porsche and both them ended up with bleeding bruises. LiLo's assistant was taken to the hospital by ambulance and is reportedly conscious and doing fine. LiLo also went to the hospital, but didn't go by ambulance, because it would be extremely awkward if an 8-ball fell out of her pocket in front of the paramedics. There's only so many times you can use the "DEEZE AREN'T MY PANTZ" excuse.
The doctors are still performing tests on LiLo, but apparently her injuries are not serious. Bitch's Porsche however has a busted window and a fucked up bumper. As for who caused the bust up, LiLo is following the Lohan Family's #1: When all else fails, blame the other bitch! LiLo says that the 18 wheeler cut her off and didn't give her enough time to hit the brakes.
And at this very moment, White Oprah is at a medical supply store buying crutches, a wheelchair, a neck brace, arm casts, leg casts, lip casts, nostril casts and any other tools LiLo might need to scam the other driver's insurance company out of millions of dollars. If that 18 wheeler cut LiLo off, then he cut off the wrong bitch. If that 18 wheeler didn't cut LiLo off, then he got rear-ended by the wrong bitch. Whatever the case may be, White Oprah will be texting LiLo the message "#getinsurancemoneybitch" all day long.
UPDATE: Sources at the LAPD tell TMZ that neither LiLo or the driver of the 18 wheeler were high on the bad shit or boozed up on the sweet nectar at the time of the accident. LiLo and her assistant are already out of the hospital and she's already back on the set of that other car crash: Liz & Dick.
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A Spokane, WA driver faces vehicular assault charging following a DUI incident in which she claims to have just started taking a new medication and fell asleep at the wheel. The driver ran a stop signal before her large SUV collided with a sedan, seriously injuring the elderly female driver who was knocked unconscious and had to be extricated from her vehicle. As in all criminal matters, OVI, DUI and DWI prosecutors must prove their case beyond a reasonable doubt. But so-called drugged driving cases involving prescription drugs are often more dependent on an officer's subjective observations of the driver's condition.
Long time reader, first time poster----WHY DIDN'T SHE USE THE DRIVER THE LIFETIME PEOPLE GAVE HER????? Seriously, if you were to open this Lindsay Lohan's head, there would be a little sign that say "Room For Rent" where her brain should be.
Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 7:16pm.
Who will play us in the Lifetime movie...
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since we all know she will be in it, let me go on record now, DO NOT let blohan play me.
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 3:15pm.
I hope you see the irony in hiding behind an alt to accuse me of being an alt.
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Oh yes, it's knee slappin' irony.
I am not accusing you of being an alt. No one gives a shit about your alt(s). I am accusing you of being a serial emotional abuser of women.
Sometimes I haven't a clue what is going on here with the cool kids. On the other hand I have seen Devil's Whore (twice) and it is juicy!
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 3:57pm.
So much drama!!!! I love it.
Where?
I really think she could kill someone and still get off.
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Bjork, we need a D list Aussie actress for that
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Loopy, YOU HAD A Barbie GLAM BMW with tassles, working lights and radio, bitch!? *said with love* hahahah LMAO at Ken's happy ending, you tricky sneak! So that's how you did it! While some of us were behaving to get one, you were jumping the line! OLOLOLOLOL *muah* ;D
On your question about renting to HoHan, the answer is they didn't. Can you imagine her going into the car rental place to fill out the paper work, NO! Some assistant did it for her. Who knows if they even listed her as a driver, doubt it! And now she's destroyed the car. Don't fear, her team will magically fix this. *grumbles*
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Who will play us in the Lifetime movie, "A Man Called Rusty," aka, dlisted's busted-ass yet quite compelling version of "Fatal Attraction"?
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 3:57pm.
So much drama!!!! I love it.
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All I want to know is WHO IS DEEP THROAT ?
So much drama!!!! I love it.
Submitted by NoneeFriend on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 1:50pm.
If that's true (it isn't), then let them speak up for themselves. You and your cyber friend are not warrior princesses or hall monitors.
I know who this is, but I'll be nice and not out you. I hope you see the irony in hiding behind an alt to accuse me of being an alt.
Whatever name I have chosen to use, I post just the same stuff, in the same way. If someone has a problem with anything I've said or done, then have at it. But the silly moniker, on a silly goss site, doesn't matter.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Submitted by NoneeFriend on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 1:50pm.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 1:29pm.
Sorry, who is this? I don't think we've ever talked, have we? If we're going to start dropping personal deets, I have a few to add, too.
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Don't be sorry. Let's just say there are plenty of dlisted women who have grounds to hate you...not that you're worth the energy.
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And there are quite a few women who used dlisted like it's e fucking harmony. It's a gossip site with mostly female posters, followed by gay men, and then that precious minority, straight men. And look at the pickings. Meh, so the guy messed with some women who maybe let themselves get messed with (not that that excuses any possible wrongdoing on his part). He played with the wrong dingo, and she played Misty for him all right and damn near ate the baby. Now let's move on, shall we? I think he's learned his lesson and/or maybe others have, too. Anyway, glad to see you back, Rusty; I thought that you had gone off and become the Goatse guy.
(PS: Deep Throat says hi.)
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 10:54am.
Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 10:33am.
This is far more interesting than the on-topic twit at the top of the page.
AGREE!
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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 1:58pm.
LOHAN UPDATE: TMZ says the truck driver talked. And has some interesting things to say...
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Lies, all lies! Obviously, he is trying to besmirch Lindsay's pristine name and reputation. "Fleeing the scene"....she would NEVER.
man, how I wish once...JUST ONCE...she could be held responsible for her actions.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
LOHAN UPDATE: TMZ says the truck driver talked. And has some interesting things to say...
"The guy driving the giant truck that got rear ended by Lindsay Lohan Friday tells TMZ ... LiLo was trying to flee the scene and when he tried to stop her ... her people tried to buy his silence.
Lindsay was driving on the PCH yesterday when she collided with a semi-truck driven by James (we're leaving out his last name). Lohan was trailed by a Cadillac Escalade (which James refers to as a limousine) ... driving by someone connected with her Lifetime movie.
James tells TMZ after the accident, he called 911 as Lindsay and her male assistant got out of the Porsche and into the Escalade. James says the assistant picked up a pink bag, "filled it up with something" and then put clothes on top of it.
James claims the driver of the Escalade was trying to keep him away from the SUV. James says he wanted to exchange info with Lindsay (whom he did not recognize) but it was apparent to him she was about to flee the scene.
James says the Escalade driver offered him money, saying they could "go to the bank" and withdraw some cash.
James says the Escalade driver and Lindsay's assistant put on a full court press: "Him and the guy took me across the street and told me this was some kind of famous person and they didn't want to be in the media. But I'd already called 911 because they were trying to get away from the scene. But they packed a bag and then the limousine driver told me, 'Don't mention the bag to the cops.'"
Steve Honig, Lindsay's rep, tells TMZ, "Lindsay is cooperating fully with law enforcement. She has answered all their questions and provided them with everything they have asked for."
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Hmmmmm. I hope this crack whore loses EVERYTHING.
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 1:39pm.
@ Gardening Girl
GG, have you seen Fass in "The Devil's Whore" (2009)? He's very charismatic and intense, and there are some steaming nekkid love scenes. It's a historical drama about English Civil War, the movie is on youtube:
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WHy have I not heard of this until now!? *clicks on link*
Seriously, aside from being stupidly good looking, Fassy is also a fantastic actor. He was robbed of an Oscar nod, IMO, in "Shame" and "Hunger," about IRA prisoner Bobby Sands, is one of the hardest things I've ever watched. I hope he gets more roles (clothing optional).
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 1:29pm.
Sorry, who is this? I don't think we've ever talked, have we? If we're going to start dropping personal deets, I have a few to add, too.
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Don't be sorry. Let's just say there are plenty of dlisted women who have grounds to hate you...not that you're worth the energy.
ooops double post.... I HATE that Linz wasn't fully tested (ok maybe she was but I doubt it). Since she has a DUI she is not allowed to have ANY alcohol in her system if she drives...so even if she was a .02 that should have been DUI #3. You know she had to have SOME alcohol in her system if she was out partying late the night before
The greatest mystery of the century has been solved....
@ Gardening Girl
GG, have you seen Fass in "The Devil's Whore" (2009)? He's very charismatic and intense, and there are some steaming nekkid love scenes. It's a historical drama about English Civil War, the movie is on youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twur4jSsQu8
Submitted by NoneeFriend on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 12:10pm.
Sorry, who is this? I don't think we've ever talked, have we? If we're going to start dropping personal deets, I have a few to add, too.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Why won't this whore just die?
Either way I suspect the crash will of course resurrect our waning love for our Lilo (let’s admit it you were getting bored these last two weeks with no fist fights, missing diamond ear rings or chipped crack teeth to read about).
Lilo never mind we all believe in you. Just pick yourself up from the dirt and march back into the inferno that you so madly crave…
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/06/my-hot-mess-lindsay-lohan-crashe...
Sans Fards that is soooo not fair. I want to do the nasty with your avie now!
I wonder if there could be video of the assault against Lindsay's car. The spot where this happened too poor Lindsay is where the 10 fwy ends passing thru the McClure Tunnel as it feeds onto PCH. When it rains this tunnel often floods so messes up traffic, it would make sense that Caltrans or Traffic Control would monitor the area.
skip to 1 minute for a video of end of fwy, tunnel and PCH not the actual Lindsay Ride.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zd5EgarFUI
Yum, SANS, Yum. And we know he's hung. *blushing*
So Bloho is still allowed to drive - we all know she will kill someone one day: useless people never die, they only maim and kill others.
@MizRo - thanks! I change the avie every so often...my flavor of the month is the delicious Michael Fassbender.
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SANS FARDS: your avie man is dessert for my eyes...
The resident seahag has one question:
WHERE IS RUSTY?
HIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAA, HONG KONG PHOOEY!
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 1:07am.
so she wasn't drunk. did they check her to see if she was high as a kite on prescription pills? Of course not.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 10:46am.
Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 10:33am.
That's a good idea. I'll let you in on a secret: my real name isn't "Randé" or "Sleepover." One of the beauties of the Net is you can post anonymously.
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Fer fuck's sake, we all know who you are Mark.
So let me get it straight, RandeSleepover is Sheeps and RustyHooligan?
*scratches head*
Oh wait....she didn't die? I got the impression that maybe she died.... Oh.... Well, let me know when she dies....
I cannot believe anyone would get in a car with her driving.
Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 10:33am.
This is far more interesting than the on-topic twit at the top of the page.
I had no idea and I'll admit that I'm, well, surprised and kind of intrigued. (Yeah, I know, I shouldn't be, but I am.) I need a program, in order to keep up.
Just sitting back, enjoying the show.:-)
Morning PSL.
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♫ Now you come around, signifying woman, you don't wanna let me ride.♫
Hi Bjork. ;) Good morning all. :)
Lindsay got through the night without a crash, or an overdose? wow.
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Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 10:33am.
That's a good idea. I'll let you in on a secret: my real name isn't "Randé" or "Sleepover." One of the beauties of the Net is you can post anonymously.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
i'm all kinds of confused with the turn of this thread... i know, i know.. i should be used to that feeling by now.
OT: jeebus help the next lease company.
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SHEEPS! Just go with Sheeps2,3,4...look at my name! LOL
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 1:53am.
I'll stick with my original, accurate statement. Stop stalking me.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
@betseyfan2 and WithinReason.
WHY the fuck would they rent a $100k++ car to hohan? are they fucking crazy? i guess you're right, insurance will pay for it.
i guess the rental company has insurance because but i didn't think any insurance companies would touch hohan, because i know people who have been involved in 5 car accidents and insurance companies refuse to insure them now.
anyway, why would you rent something that is $100k++ to hohan? lol i wouldn't even give hohan the plastic keys to my Barbie Glam BMW complete with peddles with tassles, real working lights powered by 24xAA batteries, a horn, and a working radio which Ken gave me after i promised to give him a happy ending.
PS: Well played, psl, well played...
She should be banished from society -- or driving..since they don't do that in America!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 1:33am: It's too bad our resident L.A. lawyer Sheeps isn't around anymore. I wonder what he would have to say about this."
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 1:45am: "He'd prolly say he was being stalked by someone with mental issues and full of groundless hate. He'd say more if requested."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 1:53am: "Rande, no groundless hate here, or mental issues. Just wondering why the name switches are necessary, when a lot of us know when it is you..."
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!! Rande (if you are indeed Rustay), don't worry about Hong Kong Phooey, she is not even thinking about you. Worry about that deranged and duplicitous emu, man, and keep running.
How is she even allowed to drive? She has had far to many chances.
Drama just follows this bitch.
I guess she will do anything to get the public to talk about that shitty made for TV movie.
I heard they did a brain scan at the hospital, they didn't find one, completely normal for a Lohan.
I would have sworn Rande was a gay man. Then again, I thought Rusty was a girl. What do I know?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 1:53am
Fascinating - and well played. Not just a pretty face with a fat back :-) and a brown belt, are you, ma petite?
OT - If she ever changes and becomes even a tiny bit responsible, that will be a story. Until then, all of you in California (particularly L.A.), be careful on the roads. You never know where she'll pop up next.
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