Friday, June 8th 2012

My New Favorite Picture Of Julia Roberts

It doesn't scrape the top layers of my soul and melt all the sugar cubes in my cupboard the same way the Juliacacklinglikeamaniacalhorse.gif does, but it still's a work of photographic art. Julia Roberts was also at that AFI Lifetime Achievement Award Honoring Shirley MacLaine thing and she busted out some Snow White's old witch shit by contorting into an evil open-mouthed wink while telling a joke. Why didn't Julia make this "take the poisoned apple face" face during Mirror Mirror? I didn't see Mirror Mirror, but I'm assuming she didn't bring out this face, because if she did she would've won an early Oscar for it.

The only thing really missing in this picture is John Travolta throwing spinach at Julia, because she's giving off some Popeye realness. And because John Travolta's nickname in the Scientology bathhouse is Poopdeck Pappy.

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CandyPerfumeGirl's picture

wow, she looks like that deformed kid they were hiding in the basement in Goonies. I forgot its name. Sloth was it?
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 2:46pm.

How embarrassing would my dick look in that mouth. :(
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I an quite sure your dick would be embarrassed to be in that horsey mouth ... I had my finger bit by a horse, it was not fun.

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Still a horse-faced-veneered husband stealing ho !
Yik !

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angel_i's picture

Yeesh! Horsey much?
http://youtu.be/D0nCnS-UJLs

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sean's picture

Check her page at imdb: the last hit movie she had that she carried herself was Erin Brokovich - 12 years ago.

loopygorilla's picture

wow i thought that was photoshopped.

Craigypants's picture

She's a nasty piece of work and treats people like shit.
I wish she would dissapear off the screen and, after the mess that was Mirror Mirror, I have renewed hope she will.

dorian_graye's picture

LMFAO! That photo is hilarious! Two Face? Oh.

miz cynical's picture

Let's not also forget that she dated Benjamin Bratt for a bit. MY fucking Benjamin Bratt! At least his current wife is smoking hot. Maybe he had cataracts back then?

Here is the only picture I could find of the tshirt. Is she actually holding her coat open to expose the entire message on the shirt?

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=28a5opz&s=5

That being said, the pic above looks like she has had a stroke.

MizRo's picture

I dislike her immensely.
I am so pissed at myself that I actually watched 2 of her movies, 'Mystic Pizza' and 'Pretty Woman'.
And the sad part is that my dislike is so intense for her, that I'm angry I watched them all the way back when they were out! Grrr!

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Submitted by SANS FARDS :
@sinjin - wtf...how are there no more pix of that t-shirt? I had the same problem. Did her people purge the Interwebs of all traces of it? I mean, it does make her look like a proper nasty beyotch...
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Agreed. I believe she or her people had it purged. It's certainly what went through my mind! I remember first seeing those photos in some prominant magazine, People, US, or something like that, perhaps even website. I've disliked her ever since.

Tigerlilly's picture

I never noticed how much this bitch looks like Kim Zolciak. Seriously, thumbnail #4? Plop a bunk assed blonde wig on that bitch, dress her in whore gear and tell me you'd be able to tell the diffy...

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Tigerlilly's picture

Why is she wearing long sleeves? It's fucking June! I'll bet bitch has some NASTY assed skinny fat bingo wings already!

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YesterdaysTrashQueen's picture

Thought it was Maya Rudolph in the pic

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JessicaGiovanna's picture

Reminds me of Octomom in that pic

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Submitted by Athina on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 3:45pm.

Basically what I'm saying is, I can't stand this self-important, over-the-hill, spoiled, out of touch bitch.

HA HA! DONT FORGET HURRICANE KATRINA BENEFIT. SHE MADE IT ALL ABOUT HER FUCKING SELF W/ SWARMY SPEECH. ITS ALL ABOUT MEEEEEEE.

WHAT A TWAT.

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gucci's picture

How many children does she have now? did she use a surrogate for all of them?

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Dion flowerboy's picture

Amen, Christine the Hoff. Always hated her. Partially jealous because of some of the hot men she snagged. Can't act for shit. Pretty Woman BLOWS.

babybunny's picture

her face reminds me of that ole timey cartoon before 10 beers (fugly granny with a huge bulbous nose), and after ten beers (hotty po-totty) she is of course the fug granny I swear this pic is a dead ringer for that cartoon.

MundoLoco's picture

she's still a hot bitch.

Kirakat's picture

Thank you SANS FARDS and sinjin. This bitch. She sticks by her shirt? I stick by my conclusion that she is a classless twat.

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MK, this begs for a cucumber photoshop jobbie! lol ;D

"Poopdeck Pappy!" - HOW do you dream these things up?! HOW? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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@sinjin - wtf...how are there no more pix of that t-shirt? I had the same problem. Did her people purge the Interwebs of all traces of it? I mean, it does make her look like a proper nasty beyotch...

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sinjin's picture

For Kirikat:
This is the only one I can find in google search. I KNOW there are others out there, like her wearing it in a park, sitting on the grass with her married boyfriend. She's such a skanky biatch.

http://i40.tinypic.com/n2btqc.jpg

sinjin's picture

She looks like a Picasso. I loathe this skank.

crazyinjapan's picture

Take some Sharpie to those brows and she would look like Sideshow Octo's sister.

Rocket's picture

I think someone threw some water on her, as her face looks like it's melting.

sybil's picture

2008 Oscars, as she presented Best Actor, she shouts;"I love my life, Denzel Washington!" That's right Julia, it's all about you!! She must be getting really bored with Manorexic Moder!!

Chris Knight's picture

Talentless overrated bitch. And ugly as hell if not worse... Hope karma will hit her back...

harperharper's picture

Someone that I know (and her family) spent several days around JR in 2004.
She said it was strange. One day JR was very friendly and the next day it was as though she did not recognize them. This occurred several times.

britmachine's picture

I grew up on Steel Magnolias, so these two together again really melts my butter. But where oh where is DOLLY?! Please God can we have a Steel Magnolias reunion?! Steel Magnolias 2:Who Dies Next?!

cherylb's picture

Cson of Love By all accounts, I really believe Julia Roberts IS an ugly witch.POOPDECK PAPPY!!!!HAHAHAHA OMG

Athina's picture

This bitch lost me around the Oceans 11 era, when she started being best friends with Clooney and all those other high-profile douche bags. That's when she started taking herself WAYYYY too seriously and started in with the papparazzi-harrassment shit. That was also about the same time she started banging that married dude she eventually married. Basically what I'm saying is, I can't stand this self-important, over-the-hill, spoiled, out of touch bitch.

Janice Second's picture

Her hair looks great. That's all I got.

babybunny's picture

big nosed byatches should never wink...she should keep her borderline fug face frozen, why does she irritate me, just not sure, but as the years go by I just cannot stomach this bitch.

Whatever's picture

It would be funny if her fugly face got stuck like that.

The Sunshine Gang's picture

All of them witches!

SANS FARDS's picture

@kirakat:

http://www.oprah.com/omagazine/Oprah-Interviews-Julia-Roberts/6

That says all you need to know. She's so unbelievably arrogant!

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Kirakat's picture

Can someone link her wearing shirts taunting the ex wife? It will give me something to look at when I'm off work. It will also give me another reason to hate this bitch. Thanks!

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Twat Muffin's picture

doncorleone -- how anyone, let alone old horse face here, won over Ellen Burstyn for "Requiem for a Dream" is disgusting. That's one of the best performances anyone has ever given in a movie. I totally agree with you.

Submitted by MadgesVadge on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 2:25pm.
Submitted by SoulTaker on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 2:03pm.
Throw shoes at me if you want, but I think she actually looks quite pretty in the pics where she isn't making a face or guffawing.
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Agree. The main pic is unfortunate, but I think she's holding up pretty well. She was stunning in Pretty Woman, but it's been a long time since then and I think she's aging well and still keeping some of her girlish charm. Even though rumor has it she's a top-tier bitch.
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I agree. I think she is aging well and looks really lovely here. We are exactly the same age and I think she looks great.

Really? Someone hates Julia more than Kim Kartrashian? I'll take Julia over any of the Kartrashians, Hohan, and Goop. Mind you ALL very successful actresses are bitches or they wouldn't have got where they are.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 2:46pm.
How embarrassing would my dick look in that mouth. :(

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHA!! omg ElB, I love you.

SANS FARDS's picture

Ohh...now I remember the "A Low Vera" shirt fiasco when Homewrecker Roberts was first with her husband. Hasn't he divorced her yet, or did she put his cojones in a lacquered box somewhere?

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