You Can't Keep John Travolta's Wig Down For Long
What I mean by that is that somebody should've snatched that carpet sample off of his head, because it is dreadful. Anyway, for the first time since everybody learned about the terrifying adventures of John Travolta's man finger-eating whirlpool anus, he put on a brave wig and came out (not like that) to honor Shirley MacLaine last night. No, John wasn't presenting Shirley with the Sally's Beauty Supply Lifetime Achievement Award in Lace Front-Wearing. Shirley was the recipient of the AFI Life Achievement Award and John was there to honor her. I really don't know who's wig game is worse: Shirley or John's. Shirley's looks like it's slowly shifting off of her head and John's wig is laid like a sod square.
The likes of Meryl Streep, Dakota Fanning, Mena Suvari, Melanie Griffith and Jennifer Aniston thought to themselves, "That is such a realistic wax figure of a Vulcan Dracula" as John Travolta spit out nice words about Shirley. I appreciate that John is showing us what Eddie Munster would look like if he grew into his widow's peak, but damn. Bitch needs to pull out his payroll sheet and erase the name of the ho who keeps buying his wigs at Leonard Nimoy's yard sale.
And if you were about to announce the countdown for the inevitable "Angie's fame whoring leg vs. Aniston's fame whoring leg" battle, save your bref.
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So happy to see you referencing Funky Dineva! She's our hometown hero here in Atlanta hunty!
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is it just me or does travolta look....sick?
It's sad that there's only a just over ten year age difference between Jennifer Aniston and Melanie Griffith.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
hahahhaha LMAO @ this whole post MK!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Geez, John's mummified head looks like those Chia pet thingies. Except instead of grass sprouting on top he's got mold growing.
Just did a spit take at Rose's comment. Mr. Spock indeed!
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Vanity is the price of fame.
I think all the years of lying about his personal truth to everyone he knows are showing up on his face. it's kind of like smoking.
"Man finger-eating whirlpool anus" - that is pure gold!
He's looking pretty rough lately.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
who the fuck is this person in the main picture...
katherine heigl....girl...report to drag u for a lesson on BLENDING...
jen anniston and the thing beside her both look like drowned rats..
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Yo has Mena Suvari been in ANYTHING within the past 4 years? She went from American Beauty to Beautyshop with Queen Latifah and Kym Whitley, last time I saw her.
And John is morphing into a nosferatu. *shudder*
Submitted by Dallas on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 12:39pm.
Meanwhile, over at JJ, the loons are losing their shit because Holie hasn't been seen in awhile, predictions her her directing 50 Shades, and the mere fact that Jared has a new thread of JA up from last night. The vile coming out of their finger tips towards Aniston is frankly, comical!
I'd never been to that site until yesterday. All I knew about it was what I read here on Dlisted, and I already had low expectations from that. But even then I was disgusted looking at the comments. Stupid homophobic comments filling a website run by a (I presume) gay man? What else would you expect from Brangelunatics by way of logic. These people are actually insane; like, foaming at the mouth insane.
Nice monkey hair, Travolta.
Everybody looks like shit. What an ugly bunch.
Why does he continue to wear these shitty wigs?
Everybody knows he's bald, everybody knows it's fake and everyone knows he likes cock.
I know Shirley is old but...what is up with her eyes?
Mena looks great.
Jen needs a new hairstyle.
"Leonard Nimoy's yard sale" hahahahaha
I can totally picture Spock standing sullenly behind a folding card table with decrepit wigs on it and J.T. sauntering by and asking "how much?"
Rose, I was just gonna say that. He needs to stop.. looks like a beefed up spock..
Whoever makes his hair needs to tell him to go for a more natural look.
mena's dress is sooo purdy
JT's bunghole deserves a Lifetime Achievement Award of its own.
AACK!!... Scientology Nosferatu!!... *fashions makeshift cross out of fudgesicle handles*... back, unholy poofster, back!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Zach Quinto .... behold your future !!
Oh wow...I hope he didn't pay a lot for that rug!
WTF is up with Katherine Heigel's face? Does she still smoke? Bitch needs to STOP before her skin becomes actual leather.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
Where was her brother?
Michael K, I am so glad you posted this photo...What the hell has he glued to the top of his head and WHY??? We all know he has no hair on the top of his head. Seriously! He looks like a wax figure of himself..
Love JA's dress, and Melanie looks the best she has in years!
Meanwhile, over at JJ, the loons are losing their shit because Holie hasn't been seen in awhile, predictions her her directing 50 Shades, and the mere fact that Jared has a new thread of JA up from last night. The vile coming out of their finger tips towards Aniston is frankly, comical!
Did they ever work together?
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
The FUCK is on his head!?!?!?
That is spray painted on right?
TEAM OUISER!
ZERO, ZERO FUCKS GIVEN HA HA HAAAA! he looks like that fuckin dracula muppet thing on sesame street...
*stares at pic of Aniston entranced in her beauty*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
"That is such a realistic wax figure of a Vulcan Dracula" as John Travolta spit out nice words about Shirley.
And rigth there, my day is made.
I love Meryl Streep, she looks great here.
Wow, when he become such a creepy looking person?
Heigl looks like a monster in that thumbnail. The one from The Thing.
God, he looks like shit.
He looks like Spock. If Spock was a proctologist.
Looks like he can snap his hair on like a Lego.