Saturday, June 9th 2012

Because You Really Want To See Madge's 53-Year-Old Nipple Today

Granny porn alert! At around the 2:50 mark in the video above, Madge flashes Baby Brahim's pacifier of choice at the audience while performing "Human Nature" in Istanbul last Thursday night. Leave it to Madge to show all of us that you're never too damn old to give your subjects some titty. I know that most of us have seen Madge's nipple more times than we've seen our own, but it was either this or post censored pictures of Snooki's naked and shaven Ewok body. I'm not trying to get busted for posting bestiality porn, so I think I made the right choice.

And since YouTube is prejudiced against lady nipples, the video might get taken down. If it does, (NSFW) click here some of Madge's peek-a-titty action.

(Thanks to Tim & Nyn for sending this in)

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Wasnt the flash inspired by a protest going on at that moment in that town? I dont think it was just nip for nips sake. But, regardless, I was really surprised by it, and usually nothing she does is surprising. Mostly because she is really so conservative, and NOTHING she does is spontaneous. She is a rehearse, rehearse, rehearse person, a trained ballet dancer. The singing was added when she realized she was not going to be very special as a ballet dancer. She needed a LOT more attention than that to be famous. Somewhere in my subconscious I am inspired by the fact that women can look reasonably great forever. (If they have ALL DAY to work on it and a CHEF and SEVENTY personal assistants and a manager and a CONTRACT that says you HAVE TO.) But mostly (even though I really do think she has no soul and is an alien robot from Frankenstein's lab that got away) I am inspired and a bit jealous of her seemingly endless energy flow - I would like to see a video about her REAL life, what she REALLY eats, etc. I think the world could benefit from this knowledge. She is a living experiment in aging without losing stamina. Who else is doing that? ( who else wants to, I know...) We hear she is a Vegan, exercises a lot, and takes good care of herself. Oh, and please, WHO is her PLASTIC SURGEON! What a good job he or she is doing. Can you imagine if you were her ps and fucked up her face? yikes. Well, heres to hoping she did not make Lourdes sign an NDA upon exiting the womb. I am looking forward to reading Maddy Dearest in 20 years.....

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It's MADONNA you bitches....she may be old but she ain't cold!

I agree with the poster who said she thought the nip-slip was of the moment. It did not look planned to me and I wouldn't characterize her expression afterward as smug. Yes she did look pleased with herself, but more in a happy that she pleased all of those repressed, grateful Muslim fans while surprising herself a little for doing it kind of way. To the poster who can't wait for her to do the same thing in NYC, well... she might get herself arrested personally by that 16 oz. soft drink and salt banning mayor you guys elected up there, lol.

I also agree with the poster who said that for someone who professes herself to be spiritually curious she sure is all about the material world. To tell you the truth, I think Madonna is terrified of death. That's her spiritual curiosity in a nutshell. I once read an interview with her (well into her Kabbalah years) by some sycophant reporter (Vogue?) and Madonna seemed to actually crave assurances from said sycophant that there would be something to move onto after death. This fear may also have something to do with some of the snark I've heard about what she did and who she fucked-over to get to the top where she could create her immortal legacy. I know her mother died when she was very young. (Oh, and I may be wrong but I think I also read somewhere that she suffers from adult cystic acne, which I hear can be devastating to the people who have it.)

I think it was on Lainey's site where pictures were posted of Madonna with her kids by a pool in some tropical location. She was covered from head to toe with a wide-brimmed hat, huge sunglasses, some kind of neck scarf that looked like it should have been worn during a blizzard, a baggy, ugly house dress/coat and, if I remember correctly, military boots. I know she didn't have zinc oxide on her nose but it looked like that's all she was missing. When she was divorcing her husband the British press went all-out after her and claimed he said she worked out 8 (or 12?) hours a day and that having sex with her was like being with (I actually forget what he compared her to but it was something hard and sharp). How much fun can this woman be having?

Another poster mentioned a time when Madonna was aging gracefully and linked to a song that I believe was on her "Ray of Light" CD (love the "Ray of Light" video. But then again, I like that new video of hers with the high-heeled men which everyone yawns at as same-old/same-old Madonna only now she's trying way too hard. As you can tell, I don't really know much about her music, lol). Well, that CD and video were made right after Lourdes was born. Madonna was a new mom. Now Lourdes is a teenager about to be a young woman with her whole life ahead of her. See the connection? Plus Lady Gaga is getting all this attention for supposedly being a rip-off of Madonna to a younger generation who doesn't really know Madonna.

That being said, Madonna is just too pretentious and self-absorbed for me. She has a cruel streak running through her too. I realize with hugely popular stars these are characteristics that should be expected (I know there are many "entitled" and scary fans out there and some of these celebrities didn't entirely choose the bubbles they live in) but Madonna just doesn't seem to grow, let alone grow-up. Her "british" accent says it all, really.

Stan Hooper's picture

Read in Chris Rock's voice: No wants to see fiddy year old titties!!

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P.T.Bull's picture

This was inevitable--I even predicted it. She needs to dig further each time to get attention. Give it 5 years, and she will be doing three-ways on stage.

And were those germans cheering? Aren't ladies tities bare all the time in europe, and boring thereby?

Gaga's threatening to show more too--yawn.

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Having the last laugh and being laughed at are two different things.

But Madonna is doing Madonna. She's giving her loyal fans what they want because she has to. What are her other options? If she didn't flash anything her fans would be bored ans wouldn't shell out money for tickets.

What do you expect her do to? Just stand around and sing with a great voice like many other singers older and younger than her are able to do? She can't do that. Leave her alone. She's doing her best. She'd have no career without her big musty boobs.

LOL!(laughing AT her while listening to Annie Lennox and Adele music)

Btw, the mashup of "Express yourself", "Born this way" and "She's not me" was really funny to watch. In the background on the wall you can see the cone bra which was also copied by Gaga.

Madonna's (human) natural tits are way less pathetic than all the fake balloon boobs of many younger artists.

sybil's picture

Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies!

SANS FARDS's picture

It really doesn't have anything to do with her age...I don't want to see nippage at ANY concert (especially not Gaga, though I wouldn't put this sort of thing past her). I can watch porn on my own time, thanks very much.

jeez....those arms are CUT, though. How many hours a day of yoga does she do?

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Anonymouse73's picture

"Performance art"?
Art is in the eye of the beholder, i guess.
I don't call some desperate-to-look young semi-talented chick flashing a titty 'art', personally.
And if that makes me a "fucktard", so be it.
But sexist? Nope. I don't want to see desperate titty, be it female or male.
Just fucking sing.

cprincess's picture

"Submitted by MundoLoco on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 11:03am.
she's got nice tits, a great bod, and her voice sounds decent live. she's a narcissistic diva bitch but i aint't got no shade for her. get. it. girl."

Well yeah if ya into pieces of old gristle- her body grosses me out...... there plenty of celebrities in their 50s who have great bodies but do not look like a piece of fat free jerky -as regards the music - its crap - she stopped having anything good after Erotica.
Who the fuck will pay to see this crap?

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Gardening Girl's picture

I guess you really can't teach an old dog new tricks!

Possum's picture

Dumb ho is desperate for attention, and desperation is ooogly. She's got the money, why not retire and live off it?

Louiselouise's picture

Thought I heard a guy in the crowd shouting, "Shame On You" but he's saying "We Love You". I am half-deaf, though. :-S

Plenty of old(er) rock guys bare skin on stage, why not Madonna?

The comment on the Snooki link gave me a good laugh: "I sincerely hope it is her, otherwise there are two of them. And that makes the world a very scary place."

MundoLoco's picture

she's got nice tits, a great bod, and her voice sounds decent live. she's a narcissistic diva bitch but i aint't got no shade for her. get. it. girl.

Saphris's picture

@ dr. dick, lol

@ marikins, to be fair, the half time show usually is all about who the half time performer is

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Where's the Taliban when you need them?

Louiselouise's picture

Sorry, but I can't hate Madonna, this is what Madonna does. No doubt she knows what provokes a reaction by now...she's in great shape, why not show off her torso or tit?

I'm certainly not scandalised or turned on but I think she did it in the moment (I'll eat my words if it turns out it's a "highlight" in every show, heh). There's not much Madonna could do to shock people nowadays, the internet has densensitised us to all sorts of shit; pop star videos are MUCH more provocative than they were in M's early days (circa 1984).

She does overtrain and restricts her diet too much, though. She could be toned and a little softer and it'd suit her much better.

Keep on keeping on, girl.

Wonder if people in M's age group and above are more supportive of this sort of stuff..? I'm nearly 41, in case anyone's wondering.

misslainey's picture

I'm coming at this from a totally different angle--I don't think that was appropriate for Istanbul. Maybe the UK or the US, but even as a performer she should resect the customs of the country she's visiting. I'm sure her peep show didn't go over well with the powers that be.

That being said, she looks great for 53. Madonna is Madonna. I have loved some of her songs, hated some of her various incarnations, but at least she is original and true to self.

Craigypants's picture

It's kinda funny really and I think she is still having the last laugh. I mean no one is shocked and we've seen it all before, yet still she gets people's attention. Yeah her tits look good, they arn't on the floor or over her shoulder and they don't look to be over inflated or fake.
I'm not into all her music but I've got to hand it to her she still doing her thing and probably better than most.

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Submitted by Andrei on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 1:44am.

Well, let's flip it around. I do not want to see the ass, mantits or balls of most 53-year-old men either, especially if they're veiny, stringy and approaching Iggy Pop territory (as Vadge is). In fact, I would pay large amounts of money to make Pop cover up his body forever.

There is no deep sexist reason for us to not want Vadge to flash her tits at us. She just doesn't look that good. Yeah, she's fit and has 0% body fat, but she's also stringy, scrawny and veiny. There are dozens of fiftysomething celebrity women I'd rather see semi-nude before I'd see Vadge's gristly ass.

I refuse to be shamed into pretending that she not only looks good, but that it's acceptable behavior for a woman in her fifties to flash her tits like a drunken college girl.

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This^^^^^^ completely and utterly.
The other thing is that as you do get older you start to realise that all the cliches of it are cliches because they happen naturally. Not because you lose your zest for life or just dying away, but because you actually do grow and change and the things that might have interested you or occupied you (such as flashing your tits) just don't interest you anymore. So yeah - there is something sad about the fact that Madge at this age is still concerned with flashing people her tits in this manner. Sexy at 20 is NOT the same as sexy at 50 or 60.

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I take offense to the granny part but what I want to know is... what kind of camera does that person have to get such fantastic close-ups? That's no cell phone! These are the things I'd like to know!

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loopygorilla's picture

yeah it just screams desperate, like the time she did her faux lesbian kiss with xtina and cheeto lady.

madonna strikes me as a cool mum type, always trying to keep up with her daughter lourdes, soon she will be trying to fuck lourdes' boyfriends, to try and compete with her daughter and show that momma still got it.

she is as sad as huge hefner and all the other men who try to hold onto their youth by fucking perky titty 20year olds, spiking their hair with jars of gel, wearing cheap cologne and wearing double denim with white shoes... YES DOUBLE DENIM.

marikins's picture

I think she looks good but I have never her liked her music or her performance. It is what all Popular music acts are now - an opportunity for dim people to watch the performer in a series of self-worshipping scenarios. That 's not entertainment to me, that is just the absence of real talent. When did divahood become the admired thing over actual talent? When I saw the Super Bowl halftime show I could not believe they paid her for a giant All About Me show in which lesser stars were branded with her monogram. And I think that is where the age thing comes in - we expect young people to be completely self-involved but it is really unbecoming in a fifty-something.

bitchSpray's picture

i'm one of them gheys, so i couldn't care less about her boobs.

but i think she's trying too hard, she's repeating herself, trying to be all hardcore and edgy and controversial... but is she really? we've seen all that before, madge, NEXT!

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Submitted by SFRB on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 5:31am.

Salacious - I loved Grace Jones in BOOMERANG!

I agree with you about the ageist stuff. She's performing and making money and it's not hurting anyone.

She is art.

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tornadolie's picture

i can't stand madonna, but even *i get* she flashed a tit because it was pretty much the whole point of the song she was singing, no? attention whore or not, my favorite madonna was the one deep-throating bananas in a cone bra.

sonne's picture

After trying to listen to her on the Graham Norton show and turning it off for the first time ever, let's just say I don't like her pretentious ass BUT except for the unnecessary flashing she does look good in the video. I'll concede that much. :) Can agree with Kandykane, too, but she's still a pretentious asshole.

It wouldn't be ok if Lady Gaga flashed her tit either. Unless they're doing some hot burlesque which I doubt either is capable of, no, it's not ok. Keep it in your shirt and "sing" :P Flashing a tit is just an easy way to get a rise out of the crowd, doesn't take talent to flash your tits, imo.

Salacious - I loved Grace Jones in BOOMERANG!

I agree with you about the ageist stuff. She's performing and making money and it's not hurting anyone.

She is art.

Madonna's (human) natural tits are way less pathetic than all the fake balloon boobs of many younger artists.
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salacious's picture

I'm not impressed by it, but over the past years, an internet trend of ageist jokes against her began, and I don't agree with that. All that gets reported about her is that "she's too old for this stuff".

She's always been this way though, just like Grace Jones still does it at 63 and flashes people every now and then. All in all, she's an artist and I think she was trying to make a point within the context of the song. She's doing something that is considered taboo for a 53 year old pop star, right? She is still breaking new grounds, how many other pop artists are still selling out concerts after 30 years in the business?

If this were Lady Caca, would it be okay?

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We nearly vomited.

illuminaupolis's picture

She could be 99 and those nips would still hit the spot.
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What is her problem? She's just laying there...

I thought her rendition of like a virgin was interesting. A lot of you are close minded judgemental fucktards. This is performance art. And yes you are being sexist, if you think you're not you're in denial.

Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.

ItsBritneyBitches's picture

She just needs to stop. This type of shit was outrageous in the 80s and that's about it.

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Submitted by Kandykane on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 11:58pm.

I think Madonna looks quite awesome for 53. Despite decades of global fame, she isn't a drug addict, she isn't broke (far from it) and she hasn't pissed away those talents she has been given. She seems to have played the game on her terms.

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hmmmm that's a new way of thinking about Madonna & your points are all totally true. good for her.

Submitted by Andrei on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 1:44am.

Well, let's flip it around. I do not want to see the ass, mantits or balls of most 53-year-old men either, especially if they're veiny, stringy and approaching Iggy Pop territory (as Vadge is). In fact, I would pay large amounts of money to make Pop cover up his body forever.

There is no deep sexist reason for us to not want Vadge to flash her tits at us. She just doesn't look that good. Yeah, she's fit and has 0% body fat, but she's also stringy, scrawny and veiny. There are dozens of fiftysomething celebrity women I'd rather see semi-nude before I'd see Vadge's gristly ass.

I refuse to be shamed into pretending that she not only looks good, but that it's acceptable behavior for a woman in her fifties to flash her tits like a drunken college girl.

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allcoolnamesweretaken's picture

You guys are delusional if you think she looks great for her age. Cheek implants, collagen injections in her face, so much that she has the dreaded pillow face! As you get older your muscle mass decreases, things start to sag. The only way for her to look remotely youthful is to bulk up and stretch all that sag out. Nipple is just par for the course for her to stay relevant and to keep up with the Bieber's and Rihanna's. Old, pale, wrinkly, post-menopausal, trying to be young skin is gross.

Andrei's picture

I know she's in her 50s and all... but is some of these comments really kind of hints at society's idea that a woman has an expiration date. Is a woman's breasts only sexy at one age, and then vile (except to the mate) past that age? She an old hag? Are man nipples considered hag material if they're topless? Like any of the other rock stars you see on stage who prance around with their tattooed torsos?

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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 7:58pm.

She looked great until she started taking off her jacket. I just hated the strip tease part. She looked so stiff and desperate for approval. Like she NEEDS the audience to go crazy at the sight of her naked body so she can feel good about herself. She's a narcissist of course, but I think she also has extreme self-loathing about her physical self and the aging process in general. We all have to get old and wrinkled someday; fighting it tooth and nail just opens us to ridicule.

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She's going to live to a ripe old age like Bette Davis or something and be this hunched over woman on talk shows watching clips of herself and commenting on them and all us old fuckers will be watching (with our dentures in a glass next to us) it in the old folks home - with Duran Duran playing, like Margaret Cho speaks of.

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She is probably thinking, take that Lady Gaga! Lame and pathetic. And I used to love her.

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Saphris's picture

oh yeah, turkey is conservative. the only thing I can think of is that it's istanbul and a more progressive part of the country (on the european continent). if she pulled that shit in ankara, shed probly be stoned to death.
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