Lindsay Lohan's Pink Bag Of Secrets

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Submitted by mefunigirl on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 9:45pm.
Because this is Southern California, where if you are famous the world is yours.
Fame in SoCal means you can get away with anything, murder, rape, harassing a masseuse, and obviously being a clear danger to society.
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ITA!!
John Travolta would have been accused and arrested after the first or second assualt, if he was not a celebrity. Lilo too, would never have had so many chances. The cops at this accident scene probably just walked away shaking their heads as soon as they saw her. "Oh, it's you again....
Forget it Lindsay, it's Chinatown."

If this was someone we knew in real life we would have cut off contact long ago. The media won't stop until she's dead...and she's really too greedy and self preserving to die on us anytime soon.. She thinks she's playing with everyone...but I think at this point it's just about people who don't know how to avoid her...

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"Bye, Whore" -MK

YOO HOO i have a fly swatter and i'd be happy to use it on this gnat. next time hohan, just drive over a cliff

somewhere, camilla belle is pissed.

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watching hardcore ufos

Submitted by tojo on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 4:53am.

She is like an annoying little gnat that will just not go away...

Anybody got a really big fly swatter?
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don't bother. she'll just sneak through the holes, like she always does. :(

no harm. plenty of foul.

She is like an annoying little gnat that will just not go away...

Anybody got a really big fly swatter?

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...the end

hey Bjork.....yeah, and people like Lohan are always the ones who claim they hate drama!

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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 2:50am.

She seems to be one of those people who are always surrounded by chaos... Of course, their own stupidity is the direct cause of their misfortune 99% of the time, but somehow it's never their fault.

Those are people you want to avoid in your life AT ALL COSTS.

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Truer words never spoken. Oh, wait, you were talking about Blohan...

She seems to be one of those people who are always surrounded by chaos... Of course, their own stupidity is the direct cause of their misfortune 99% of the time, but somehow it's never their fault.

Those are people you want to avoid in your life AT ALL COSTS.

Why is she driving? She should be in the back seat clogging up her nostrils with the bad shit while some flunky driver chauffeurs her toxic freckled has-been ass around.

I think we all know the REAL reason this incident happened: Liz was reaching out from the afterlife to try to kill Blohan so that movie will shut down. The wrath of her ghost must be appeased with blood!

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

A smarter producer would have just shot the whole movie inside Chateau Marmont.

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Please: It's "rahnday."

Here's the thing... even if this were an accident that weren't LiLo's fault, she's screwed people over so many times that no one will believe she's innocent this one time. It's like the boy who called wolf!

Some people just never learn.

to be honest, the bag probably had what was remaining of hohan's career and she didnt wanna give it away.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 2:43pm.
You think Hollywood is giddy and waiting for "Liz&Dick" too? It could be a cult classic. Remember it took one music video of a fat Paula Abdul in a skimpy leather outfit to kill her career overnight because people played it at parties and added sound effects.
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There were many things that killed Paula's career. Don't you remember "Promise of a Thin Me"? Geez, In Living Color lived off Paula's screw-ups! Keenan Ivory Wayans must have been following her career for material.

Submitted by KA on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 7:28pm.
Submitted by OXA on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 3:55pm.

The pink bag contained her AA manual, bible and her prayer shawl.
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c'mon. that's not shit she hides. im surprised she doesn't drive around with them on the front seat. look officer! im sober! and i read the bible! i don't do drugs!
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Funny this should be mentioned because a woman up here in Northern California hit a utility pole, started a brush fire, took out the highway (580) for several hours, and had a Bible on her front seat.

Bloody little whores and their entitlement. Someone needs to punch the people who keep giving these c-words jobs and the means to keep up their above-the-law-at-the-expense-of-everyone-else lifestyles. Not just happening in America either, Lara Bingle played hit and run with a cyclist the other day, apparently without a license too!

Trendy.

Submitted by Fujicat on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:02pm.
There's a level of frustration many of us feel when it comes to Blohan. How is it, no matter what she does, no matter who she hurts, no matter what a danger to society she is, she always skates?
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Because this is Southern California, where if you are famous the world is yours. Even Obama came HERE to have dinner with them, at a private house of theirs none-the less.
Fame in SoCal means you can get away with anything, murder, rape, harassing a masseuse, and obviously being a clear danger to society.

The saying "It's not what you know, but who you know" fits the Los Angeles area pretty well.

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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz

I think it's obvious that the pink bag contained Marsellus Wallace's soul.

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I just saw on TMZ that the semi driver said the accident took place in the right hand lane, like I thought. So there is no way that he cut her off and smashed the passenger side.

Plus I remember, before all of her other drama, that her ex bodyguard said that she was always crashing her car and he'd have to "clean up" after it. Same old Lindsay shit, different day.

I don't know, I can't see someone telling the guy after a good smash up like this "hey don't mention that pink bag we were obviously trying to hide" I'm calling BS on that part of the story. Anyway she was sober at the time so what hell we all know someone had to be holding something, Linds is never too far away from some mind altering substance.

Submitted by KA on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 7:28pm.

Methinks that post was tongue-in-cheek.

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I'm a heretic. Feel free to drive me from your midst.

Too bad this useless ugly coke whore survived the crash. Well, maybe next time she won't. And damn right there will be a next time, in this twat's case.

There's a perfectly good Liz Taylor biopic starring Sherilyn Fenn who actually looks like La Liz. And Liz was extremely beautiful, why cast some ugly freckled troll to play her?

Now they will claim this James person just "knows Lindsay is just a target when she goes out, and wants his 15 minutes of fame."

She probably had pills of all sorts in that bag.

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Nothing wrong when a song ends in a minor key
-Fiona Apple

There's a level of frustration many of us feel when it comes to Blohan. How is it, no matter what she does, no matter who she hurts, no matter what a danger to society she is, she always skates?

What makes her so much more special than the next schmo?

Same old story. Same old song and dance.
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..

I have a better chance of winning the powerball than this dumb bitch does of ever going back to jail. She could probably run someone over and eat their face off, while high on bath salts, and STILL get away with it. Smdh.

Didn't the cops say she was sober, though? I think all those people were just following standard procedure. The pink bag might have been free of contraband this time but they know it's where she usually keeps her crackie kit.

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Submitted by OXA on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 3:55pm.

The pink bag contained her AA manual, bible and her prayer shawl.
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c'mon. that's not shit she hides. im surprised she doesn't drive around with them on the front seat. look officer! im sober! and i read the bible! i don't do drugs!

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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK

I'm one of the fools who thought Lindsay was getting her life together. Looks like this tragic mess doesn't get it and will never pull it together long enough to realize what a fucking nuisance she is. I don't care what she does to herself but driving while fucked-up potentially messes with other people's lives and she's a miserable bitch if that's what she's doing.

Everyone who said that it was only a matter of time before she fucked up while filming this Lifetime movie was RIGHT.

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

If there was any doubt that there seems to be one law for "some kind of famous people" and another for the rest of us, then this story should be dispel it. It's not even funny anymore to be perfectly honest. No wonder anyone named Hilton, Lohan and Bynes think of themselves as Olympians who empty their "pink bags" of piss and bullshit on the rules that the non-famous little people who live way below have to follow.

How is Lindsay getting work? You'd eat up half the budget on a project just insuring her.

"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West

Submitted by OXA on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 3:55pm.

The pink bag contained her AA manual, bible and her prayer shawl.

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This made me chortle. Thank you.

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I'm a heretic. Feel free to drive me from your midst.

I wish I was LiLo, because I could do any damn thing I want and get away with it. But I'd have to smell like bong water and Febreze.

Poor Dina, I bet she was on her knees all night for Lindsay's sake, not necessarily praying, though.

Lohan doesn't care, she just creates the mess. It's the Lifetime producers trying to clean it up. Ahahahah Bitches deserve it for hiring missy here LOLOLOLOL Take her keys away though, or better yet, round her up with Bynes and the other menace drivers, put them in bumper cars on a race track and let them fight it out... Hunger Games style...

#onlyonemakesitoutalive
#fedupmeangirl
#hahaha

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Stupid Lohan has run from accidents before...this one from where she crashed into a tree...idiot...shows her running at about 4:20.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnqFeaNSh24

Lindsay just wouldn't be Lindsay if she weren't marauding around SoCal crashing rented Porsches while in the company of mysterious degenerate studio flunkies.

It's the natural order. Stop with the questions and be happy that it's business as usual. The day we wake up and read that LiLo is clean, mature, and volunteering full-time at a soup kitchen will be the day of reckoning.

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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11

Nana is gonna have a conniption over this!

" Oh my heavens , my photo has vanished ! "

@RichBitch - Pant-wetting guffaw! 'Move that Cone...", Love it...

Submitted by RichBitch on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 3:57pm.

I think Lifetime are being super smart and filming everything so they get a twofer and don't have to hire an "actress" to portray Lindsay Lohan in the Lifetime tv movie 'Move that cone: The Life and Loves of Lindsay Lohan', which will air summer 2013.

Submitted by miz cynical on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 4:14pm.

I had to Google Carla Gugino. Wowah, sexay!

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Who are you calling silly cow?

@mizcynical...hahaha a/b the Civic

Miz: HAHAHAHAHA! You have me rolling, imagining hidden cameras capturing Lindsay's IRL antics and trying to edit and incorporate them into the movie. Like "Bowfinger"! LMAO.

I have NO CLUE why she was in that car. After all, it's so much easier to get high when you don't have to pay attention to the road. Why not party in the back of an Escandalade? We'll probably find out that the Porsche was rented by someone else, not her. NO ONE in their right mind would rent her any motor vehicle. Someone's taking the punch to the gut for the car's damages, and I'm certain it won't be Lindsay.

The asshats at Lifetime thought they could turn her around, or that they could "manage" her. Ha! It almost has be begrudgingly admiring her for bucking the system consistently.

@Mickey Holland: I think the other actresses out there that are qualified to play Liz on Lifetime and on the z-list celeb status that Lifetime can certainly afford are Carla Gugino and the brunette, busty woman from JAG. I feel like there's another female out there who's name I can't remember, I just remember she was on network TV and my brother said years ago that she looked like a younger Liz Taylor.

Regardless, this all comes back to that Lifetime has no one to blame but themselves and they're getting exactly what they paid for. There are plenty of young, attractive and desperate, maybe even talented actresses that would jump at this opportunity and take it seriously.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 2:43pm.
Remember it took one music video of a fat Paula Abdul in a skimpy leather outfit to kill her career overnight because people played it at parties and added sound effects.

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Was that the VMA Vibeology performance?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpQs32z2AGQ

@Hekki - I stated a few weeks ago when we first started seeing shots of this movie being filmed that Lifetime is going to follow her ass all around town just to make sure that they get their film made. I also hypothesized that they were going to incorporate scenes from her everyday, fucked-up existence into scenes 'cause that's the only material they'll get out of her - i.e. - her falling down drunk, now this car wreck and they'll tell the viewers, yeah, you remember how Liz Taylor used to crash Porsches?! Then they'll cut back to the guy playing Dick and he'll be on set, in costume and they'll throw some line at him to make it look as though it's all seamless. This is going to be a fucking mess!

I have a question though - who and how the fuck does this idiot keep getting cars? And finding herself in accidents? She's been in more accidents than some people in their entire lives? And, how can she afford a Porsche? For economical and safety reasons, she should be driving a Civic! I don't believe the assistant worked for her either, I still think it's part of getting her ass to and from set because she can't be trusted to actually show up and work for a job she's getting paid to do!

Submitted by EdDallas: "You'd think lifetime would have forced her to sign something saying she'd stay out of trouble. "

They probably did have something in her contract. But, you know, this accident wasn't HER FAULT, so...

Even so. She shouldn't need a legally binding clause in a contract to remind her that she is damn lucky to have a job IN THIS ECONOMY when there are tons of actresses who look like Liz Taylor and would show up and do a good job and be grateful as fuck and go straight home to sleep so they could be fresh and ready to go at call time.

I was listening to a local male/female rush hour radio team while driving a week or so ago. They were talking about Lindsay Lohan and her upcoming Lifetime movie. Only, the female half referred to it as "Lez and Dick." I nearly jumped a curb laughing.
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