Jenny McCarthy Wants You To Know That She Grew Out Her Crotch Shrub For Playboy
Jenny McCarthy's LOOK AT ME Tour is speeding down the fame whore expressway as scheduled and since she's already talked about her son's private feelings, she's doing the next best thing to get maximum media exposure: talking about her pubes.
This November 1st, the world will celebrate For Why Is Jenny McCarthy Famous Day, and she's celebrating early by baring her nekkid body in July's issue of Playboy. Jenny told Today (via People) that she's celebrating her 40th birthday by posing for Playboy, because she wanted to show her Tupperware titty sacks off before "everything really falls apart." Jenny also said that you won't see a sliver of her coochie lips, because she gave her waxer the month off.
When asked recently if she plans to bare it all, McCarthy, 39, answered without hesitation.
"What's everything?" she said with a laugh during an interview on Today. "I mean I grew out a bush so nobody sees anything."
If only Jenny would grow a bush over her mouth too.
But seriously, since Playboy is obviously going to copy + paste Jenny's current day head over her 1993 naked body and call it a day, they're definitely going to Photoshop a pussy beard on her too. For Jenny's sake, I hope Playboy pastes Demi Moore's glorious panties of pubes over her crotch. Because nobody grows pubes the way Demi grows pubes. (NSFW unless you work as a professional black bear groomer) Never forget!
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Just given that the most sexually attractive ideal now and forever is fertile age, healthy and not overweight I would think that a lush bush would be the thing to aim for. When women get older it thins out and if they are overweight it looks thinner because there is just more space between the follicles. I assume this was why there was a market for merkins in the olden times.
Squeeze that last little bit of cash out of your looks before you go all Joan Rivers on us...
"I've had crabs. I've had lice. I've had the clap and that ain't nice. SO WHAT!?!?!?!"
"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure..."
Is that Jenna Jameson in the bikini pic?
Omg,
"NEVER FORGET!"
MK,
You are the fucking funniest thing. Ever.
Love, love, LOVE you.
I never went bare for a guy. I just like the way it feels. I think my big boobs and hips would alert any guy to me being an adult woman.
Also, there is nothing worse than having a guy go down on you and it stops so he can take one of your pubs out of his mouth! I'm suprised no one has mentioned that yet.
My hubs is Persian and hairy then the cats! I choke on hairballs after some of our intimate moments. I'm still trying to find a way to bring up his hair removal.
It must take a waxer the better part of a day to clean up THAT. Damn!
I've been natural, trimmed, and had a Brazilian and I have to admit that there is so much more sensation when I am totally bare. It has nothing to do with looking like a "little girl". I never did it for a man. It was totally for me. With that said, a Brazilian hurts like hell, but I have a high pain threshold.
Back to Jenny McCarthy-She needs to STFU. Why she was ever Playmate of the Year is beyond me. She looked like every other fake-titted, bleached blonde twit that appeared in Playboy in the 1990s.
I feel for her son. Bad enough Mom is going to be showing all in Playboy, but he's also 10 years old now. Maybe he would like a little more privacy. He did not chose to be a public figure.
MY EYES! MY EYES!
My ex was bare down there and it grossed me out to see that on a guy. Then he wouldn't take care of me downtown because I wasn't bare. Sorry, but grown women have hair down there.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Wait---she's not 40 yet, so shouldn't she have shot this in November for the January cover? She's still 39 and doesn't count.
Will her c-section/tummy tuck scar be photo shopped out?
That is scary what Demi has growing down there.
I think sex is better with no hair/less hair down there. That's just my opinion though. I suggest permanent hair removal though. It's much cheaper in the long run and less painful too.
Did we really need to hear that ? Really ?
Most women's pubic hair is not as bushy as Demi's was. This bald thing started out as a fetish in the back of porn mags and somehow just took over. I mean, if you REALLY want to shave it off and get ingrown hairs or have it ripped out with the top layer of your skin, then go for it. It's your life and if you enjoy genital torture, well, there's a fetish for that too. But I prefer to trim it up a bit and look like an adult female and I DEFINITELY prefer the person I'm with to look like an adult, too. I've given my little nephew too many baths, I guess. The hairless look makes me want to barf, not have sex.
Uh... that's right Jenny, no one in the world has ever had a crotch shrub... this is news... please share more! "If only Jenny would grow a bush over her mouth too." - THIS!
Ps. Demi looks hawt with her vintage lumberjack shrub... lollollol #100%realmerkin
*mohawk fan* hehehehe ;)
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*takes a Wahl to Demi and sends that shit to Locks of Love* Damn, woman.
Tidy landing strip woman myself, but to each his/her own. That shit is itchy growing back out lol
Demi has enough pubic hair to make at least 4 tracks of weaves. Yeah I remember as a kid seeing a Playboy centerfold and she was just there standing with her back toward the camera with about 8 inches of pubic hair hanging down and nicely trimed. No split ends. Oh and the hair was coming out of her but crack too. You could comb it.
She said this to Howard Stern last week. and MK, you posted about her talking about Jim Carrey in that same interview! You should actually LISTEN to Stern - half the shit you post about appearances on his show are just the TIP of the iceberg and you just go with what boring networks and newswires pick up on.
Listen to Howard and you wouldn't be a week late on the big news that Jenny McCarthy grew out her bush. mkay, mk? thx. <3
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!
Made me think of my salon. They've got this crazy thing-a-majig for picking up hair from the floor. A pile is swept in front of it, a button pressed, a door pops open, and it sucks up all the hair. I don't think that it's meant for pube removal, though.
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I always quite liked Jenny McCarthy, but her recent stupid quote about Jim Carrey and her son (sort it out in private, poor kid)..AND the Indigo Child bollocks make me suspect she's a raving, barking mad loon.
Submitted by jelliebean on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 7:07pm.
No, it's worse. She's using a DISABLED child's life.
I feel so sorry for the kid. He's probably not getting the help he desperately needs because his mom is too busy trying to keep other children from getting vaccinated and declaring that she "cured" him whenever he has a neurological spike.
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You don't have to be hair-free, but holy shit don't look like the floor of a hair salon at closing time.
You do get men who prefer a woman hirsute down below..even nowadays. It's true that younger guys "expect" a woman to be hairless or at the most have a landing strip because of porn, which is *very* depressing.
My ex is a little older than I am (I'm 41, nearly) and he HATES hairless pussy. He said it has underage connotations and wants a "woman" not a girl. I can kinda see his point, though it never occurred to me that way. It adds a creepy angle to going hair-free that I don't like.
My hairdo? Why, I keep mine trimmed neatly. If you're clean and tidy there's no reason why your ladygarden won't be every bit as dewy-fresh as "everything off".
Even though I remember the days of "hairy" porn I still gasped when I saw Demi Moore's picture! X-D
Jenny McCarthy is a piece of trash famewhore. I am so sick of seeing her ugly maw on my computer screen, and listening to her assault the medical establishment because she thinks she's God's gift to the autistic.
Shut the hell up; your 15 minutes are long over.
Ugggh, I had such a bad day at work today.
First of all, I'm pretty sure that is a pic of Kendra Wilkinson, not Jenny McCarthy. Secondly, to Jack....
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:12pm.
If your snatch is that hairy does your panty pud*gag*ding dry up in your pubs and... I can't finish the question.
I'm thinking it would be comparable to you jizzing into your pubes.
Aaaaahhhhhh! Is that fucking real?
that's some major bush demi used to sport. that cannot be comfortable! she could of at least trimmed it.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Um, were men always so grossed out by the sight of a woman's pubic hair? I've see nudie shoots from back in the day and women were all nekkid and hairy as a Sasquatch, but I doubt all the men were throwing up inside and refusing to sex up these hairy beasts.
Or were they secretly grossed out but not saying anything??
"Because nobody grows pubes the way Demi grows pubes. (NSFW unless you work as a professional black bear groomer)"
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bahahahahaa I'm dying here! holy shit that was funny.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
OK, maybe I am doing things wrong, but I have never gotten a man's pubic hair stuck in my teeth.
And to each her own, I've gone completely bald (shave, not wax - my skin is too sensitive) and when it started growing back in I wanted to kill myself it itched like crazy, so now I just keep it so I can wear bikini bottoms and not worry about hair sticking out from anywhere. It's my personal preference and nothing my old man's asked for, BTW.
(Sorry if TMI.)
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
To be considered desirable woman are now suppose to remove every hair from their body except for the ones on the top of their head. But those hairs should be as long as possible.
It's an exacting standard to maintain.
When Holly was renovating the Playmate's cottage on the Hefner Estate, she commented on why she took down all of the previous playmate's cover posters and replaced them with only current playmates (who are bare).
"They all have a bush as big as my head!" Yes, this is normal.
Now Jenny, imo, has crossed the line from dumb attention whore to bad parenting with the over sharing about her son. Just like Falcor's abuse of her step-sons' privacy, this is exploitation of a child's life.
Jenny is hilarious & gorgeous. I know....D-Listed people don't like nice comments about people but I said it anyway. What next?
Submitted by Bigbendy on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 5:35pm.
No, not that long ago. I was waxed up and ready to go. It's strange because she was fair skinned and blond but the carpet definitely didn't match the drapes.
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That's just gross!! I prefer waxing it all too. And as I said before. The pain is incredible and the good sex I had after totally made it worth... Maybe that woman didn't get any sex??
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:12pm.
If your snatch is that hairy does your panty pud*gag*ding dry up in your pubs and... I can't finish the question.
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LMFAO, Jack!!!
Submitted by ditquoi on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:56pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:12pm.
If your snatch is that hairy does your panty pud*gag*ding dry up in your pubs and... I can't finish the question.
well, without the hair, does it dry into a lovely glaze like eggwash on a cherry pie?
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From that photo, she looks like she's in pretty good shape and hasn't suffered much skin damage (which is especially impressive considering that she's fair-skinned and seemingly always on the beach). But is she so gorgeous that there's some sort of Playboy-sized demand for new masturbation material featuring JMcC? To me, it sounds like this woman has vastly overrated her appeal.
Can this bitch just go the fuck away? I'm sure my old man will buy that issue, though. Yeah, and I'll look at it. so what.
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Why the fuck did I click that link? I'm a damn masochist that's why.
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I think it's gross to be bushy, but you gotta at least have some hair.
When it's all bald down there it looks like an alien head. Really disgusting.
And I am a brazilian used to getting a brazilian.
I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK
Submitted by dementa on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:42pm.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:35pm.
Don't forget that she claimed she's an "indigo" mom and her kid is a "crystal child." I started hating her the moment she spewed that self-indulgent bullshit.
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Ahhh the Indigo thing. I got paid ok money a few years back to research Indigo kids for a documentary. I studiously did my research, thinking "This is reaaaallly weird," the whole time.
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I think there will be a pro Bush movement when girls today come of age. Just like the profat movement, women will get sick of having to put aside a monthly cell phone bill's worth of money to keep up a waxed look, not to mention the pain. I keep mine trimmed and the butt clean, and it makes me feel attractive. The couple of times I shaved and looked in the mirror I scared myself. My face looks younger than my body, and it was too gross.
I too get man hair stuck in my teefs, so you know I deserve the same! And this is half the reason younger dudes today suck. They have no idea what women look like, and they are in for some rude awakenings come marriage and bebbies.
Submitted by ditquoi on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:53pm.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:46pm.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:42pm.
This pubes vs bare debate, just like the debate on the existence of God we had the other day, is way too complex. It is not a black and white issue, there are many shades of gray. Just do with your pubes whatever is in your heart and don't kill anyone.
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But make sure wax/shave any ass hair.
wouldn't shaving your ass hair itch like a motha? I'd be scooting my ass around the carpet like a dog. :-P
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LOL! Nice visual. ;-)
Submitted by Paquita on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:38pm.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:18pm.
But how long ago was this? 10 years ago? 30? was this in the 50's???
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No, not that long ago. I was waxed up and ready to go. It's strange because she was fair skinned and blond but the carpet definitely didn't match the drapes.
I say, fuck yeah - good on Jenny. finally, someone not afraid of letting the lawn grow. I'm sick of all these bald snatch bitches and the way dumb-ass guys react to pussy hair is akin to a 5 yr. old screaming that you have cooties.
man up, dorks. if we've got to get pubes between our teeth from chowing down on your dick or giving your balls a tongue bath, then you can too.
wimps...
Submitted by ditquoi on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:56pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:12pm.
If your snatch is that hairy does your panty pud*gag*ding dry up in your pubs and... I can't finish the question.
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well, without the hair, does it dry into a lovely glaze like eggwash on a cherry pie?
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*calls Mythbusters*
Thanks Lisbet.
So, now when someone calls me a retard I'll know that they REALLY mean I'm precocious.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Me thinks she grew the bush to better hide a tummy tuck scar.
Submitted by ditquoi on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:56pm.
*blink*
*blink*
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Submitted by Vern on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:58pm.
WTF is an "indigo" mom?
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The proud mom of an indigo child, I think.
Far as I can tell, indigo children are what happens when parents decide that their wilful little brats/damaged children in need of help are actually a step forward in human evolution and must be indulged.
The creepiest bit with McCarthy is that I think she used the indigo thing as a way of not facing her son's autism.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indigo_children
I remember when that picture came out and even way back then the response was "WHOAH! Take it down a thousand Demi!"
Submitted by ditquoi on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:53pm.
wouldn't shaving your ass hair itch like a motha? I'd be scooting my ass around the carpet like a dog. :-P
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Oh sweet Jesus! I just about wet my pants! Awesome.