The Greatest Singuh In Duh Wuuuuurld Covers Adele
I'm back and I'm down 2 wizdumb teeth. The most painful part was that the dentist's office played John Mayer for most of it. The best part was when the dentist yanked out a cavity-ridden toof and said, "Have you ever had anything this nasty in your mouth before?" without knowing what kind of slut he was talking to. If dead, bloody, janked up wisdom teeth had mouths, mine would've used its to bust out a laugh at that question.
The best way for me to cleanse my ears of the sound of cracking teeth and John Mayer gargling used douche water in the background is with Celine Dion yodeling out Adele's "Rolling In The Deep" during one of her recent shows at Caesars in Las Vegas. Celine is like a singing block of French Canadian cheese, but she does this shit justice. When the angels reach orgasm and open their mouths, the sound of Celine singing Adele comes out. But that could be the Vicodin kicking in.
Recently, my friend and I had a drunken conversation (or maybe I had the drunken conversation with myself, I don't know) about "Rolling in the Deep" and he asked me if that shit was about butt sex. When she sings, "We could have had it all?" is she singing about that intense moment when the peen is just a few inches from going all the way in, but you're like, "Nope. Not today. Back it up." I bet that when Celine sings this song, that's the exact image she thinks of.
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I am so sick of Adele. When I hear her music on the radio I have to turn the station. They over saturated us w/ her music at this point.
I guess I missed James Haven...long time.
I've never rolled in the deep, sleep yes, deep no.
Lol, James Haven, the image of Celine, bitching everyone out hahaha thanx... ;p
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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hahahaha! True!
*cries*
James Haven has left the building.
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(night all)
I tried to get into Adele's albums, hearing they were so good and all, but I'd only find about three decent songs overall, and the rest was Air Supply.
Plus, people forget that when Adele first came out, she and Duffy were both considered suitable placeholders for Amy Winehouse until she got her act together. They were both packaged as British retro soul acts to capitalize on Amy's success. Yes, Adele is a talented singer who probably works hard and deserves her own success but she's hardly a pioneer.
I don't know if I'd consider Celine the greatest "singuh" in the world, but she's definitely among the greats, that's for certain.
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Someone call a doctor. James Haven's post has impregnated my empty uterus.
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Feel better quick MK
Celine can sing, I'll give her that, but when someone does a particular song as well as Adele did, you shouldn't sing it exactly the same. It's like you're saying "oh look mine sounds better" or "oh look I can do it too"
both which sound lame.
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I'd love to see James Haven as backup dancer for Celine. That would be one fucking great show!
Celine butchering Adele was so horrific, it called James Haven back to d-listed, so it was not a bad thing. (?)
But...someone shoot her before she sings another Adele song.
James Haven!!!!!!!!!
Welcome back!
*knocks bitches down*
I'm here for my facial!
*eyeballs James Haven*
Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 8:44pm.
Yay, James Haven is back! All's right with the world. Cracking up over the Ghandi thing!
JAMES HAVEN????????? *SWOONS*
Darling, sm00ches!!!!!!!
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On topic: Change the words to "Rolling in Poutine" and I'll listen.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
James Haven recently was a backup dancer for Celine and can tell you she absolutely abhors Adele. Celine called Adele a granny panty wearin', Dunkin' Donut eatin' wretch who tries to copy her style!
James Haven couldn't believe his ears but had to remain silent lest he lose his job. Day after day James Haven was subjected to rants from Celine about everyone from Britney Spears to Ghandi. Yes, Ghandi. Seems Celine believes the great peace lover himself tries to contact her from Beyond, but James Haven just thinks it's Renee calling her from another room.
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Bitch is just jealous nobody's listening to her anymore. Watch, Celine's next cd will be a "soul" album.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 7:24pm.
Submitted by AlexDSSF on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 4:38pm.
Since when do you have to write your own songs and play your own instruments to be considered a good musician?
You wouldn't be asking such a dumb question if you knew the meaning of the word "musician". A person that sings is a singer, not a musician.
A musician can be a singer; but a singer, by definition, is not a musician.
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A singer is a type of musician, know-it-all. Just like a pianist is a musician or a drummer is a musician, a singer is also a musician. The voice is the singer's instrument. The sound the singer produces is music.
Duh.
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Oh god no, please...
Speaking of French Canadian cheese, there is a specialty known as Old/Fort Cheddar (fort means strong in French and French is on all packaging btw) but which many anglophones think is Old Fort as in the place it comes from ... uh, yeah it's a Canadian thing - like hating Celine Dion.
@ WinterOwl
I wouldn't view Adele as the only talented singer out there right now. However, in a sea full of auto tuned voices and gimmicky stage acts she does stand out as a singer with true talent and authenticity.
I'm so tired of people saying that Adele is the only talented artist right now. Maybe she's one of the very few pop stars right now that write, play an instrument and can sing but there are many other women who do the same and sometimes even better: P.J. Harvey, Tori Amos, Fiona Apple (new album out next week!).
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 3:45pm.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 3:18pm.
Adele has a fantastic voice and writes her own songs - there are not that many mainstream artists out there that do any of that.
So she gets disproportionate amounts of praise because of the dire state of "today's music scene" and because she compares favourably to Katy Perry and Rihanna. Glad someone's explained it at last.
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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
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Submitted by AlexDSSF on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 4:38pm.
Since when do you have to write your own songs and play your own instruments to be considered a good musician?
You wouldn't be asking such a dumb question if you knew the meaning of the word "musician". A person that sings is a singer, not a musician.
A musician can be a singer; but a singer, by definition, is not a musician.
I saw the word Vicodin on the sidebar and had to investigate. Didn't realize that MK was back home! *hangs head for automatically skipping a Celine post* Like at least one of the other horz on here said, TAKE THE REST OF THE DAY OFF! And eat lots of ice cream! We'll blaze up OP while you take care of yerself!
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Submitted by AlexDSSF on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 4:38pm.
Since when do you have to write your own songs and play your own instruments to be considered a good musician?
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I don't think you do. I do think Adele's music would be better if she let other people write the songs. She has a beautiful voice but she is wasting it on her sub-par songwriting skills.
It's the Vicodin talking MK...just have a Vodka Collins and watch "True Blood"....You'll never miss those wisdom teeth
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 3:12pm.
Barbra should cover this song next... after that Liza!
Only good thing about getting your wisdom teeth removed is the ice cream and popsicles afterward!
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I like Linkin Park's version too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHtwZ07N1ic
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I cannot stand Celine, but bitch can sing.
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werd!
She sounds like utter shit and Adele is overrated.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 3:35pm.
submitted by Whamo on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 3:13pm.
you can't debate that the woman can sing and she can sing brilliantly
I've just re-read my post and can confirm that I never said she can't sing.
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Fair enough, I just took both her writing and singing skills into account with my comment but you're right you didn't actually say that.
I was saying I personally think she writes some great tunes and sings excellent.
I would suggest regardless of who she's compared to she she gets the appropriate amount of praise because she's damn good and deserves every bit of praise she gets.
You don't HAVE to write and sing your own music to be considered a great, but I'd suggest in the past all those singers that sang other people's music were actually great singers and the same can't be said for most mainstream singer pop singers that sing other people music today
In Adele's case it definitely speaks to her talents in that she does both and her own music is as popular as her voice.
For a 21 year old in today's image conscious and auto-tune environment she's done very well and IMO deserves the attention she's been getting.
Celine does a pretty good job singing it, but Adele gives it that extra something.
wow. looking at these comments makes me wonder what people hear when they hear what they hear.
like, i don't think we are all hearing the same thing.
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Submitted by AlexDSSF on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 4:38pm.
And her French work (done in both France and Canada) shows more variety and range than her US-based recordings do.
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Agreed. More variety, range and, I'd add, no caterwauling. When she sings in French, I don't need earplugs.
As Mickey said - 1:57 p.m (paraphrasing you, Mickey Moo Cow) - She shouldn't sing in any language other than her own.
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I like Adele.
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Love that song. Won't listen to Celine do it, she's exhausting to listen to. Like Michael Bolton is. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09fZ6AxMMq0 Linkin Park did a great version of it, though.
Since when do you have to write your own songs and play your own instruments to be considered a good musician? People have different strengths. Some are good at singing, some are good at songwriting, some are good at playing an instrument, and some are good at all three. Paul McCartney, as far as I know, was not hailed for his singing voice, but no one has ever raked him over the coals because he can't SANG. Aretha Franklin didn't write "Respect" and "(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman", but no one's hated on her because of that. Celine Dion did learn to play the guitar growing up, but she almost never plays any tangible instrument in her shows. Mariah Carey has written most of her songs, but no one considers her a songwriter, but she keeps writing them anyway and probably would not have been as successful had she not written her own material, however bad some people think it is. Getting back to Celine, it's important to remember that English is her second language. French is her first. She has a remarkable body of work in French, a lot of which she did while she worked on English-language material. They've rarely intersected, though; she never did a French version of "My Heart Will Go On". And her French work (done in both France and Canada) shows more variety and range than her US-based recordings do. Check out her compilation "On ne change pas" and you'll see.
Have we ever seen Cher and Celine in the same place, at the same time?
It was written by Adele and Paul Epworth, also, I am amongst the ones saying Celine is over-rated, and should stick to her own songs. I don't see how she did this song justice. She tanked at it. I don't own any Adele or Celine albums, but, I find Adele less annoying at this point. PLUS, she's not the one responsible for My Heart Will Go, that abused my ears every fucking 5 minutes on the fucking radio back when Titanic came out. So for that, Celine can suck it!
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:26pm.
Are people still pretending Adele makes great music?
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Not me. She's even said herself that her songwriting is not her strong point. The ONLY song of hers that I think is well-written is "Rolling in the Deep." The rest of them are as bland as John Mayer's.
Speaking of John Mayer, I so sympathize with Michael K on the dental experience. I once had a cavity filled. There was a TV right in front of me and throughout my experience I was forced, literally a captive audience, to watch The View. Even worse, the guest that day was Dr. Phil. It was truly a dental nightmare.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 3:18pm.
Adele has a fantastic voice and writes her own songs - there are not that many mainstream artists out there that do any of that.
So she gets disproportionate amounts of praise because of the dire state of "today's music scene" and because she compares favourably to Katy Perry and Rihanna. Glad someone's explained it at last.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 06/12/2012 -2:37pm.
Serves you right for clicking on it.:-)
Will not click on. Can't stand her or her singing. But, by the looks of most of the comments, I can cross off my list - "Constantly apologize to U.S. citizens for sending them Celine Dion, but constantly beg them to keep her."
I like Adele - putting on helmet and diving into fox hole with Whamo. If Irish is around, this is strictly for protection. Your boyfriend is safe with me.☺
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submitted by Whamo on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 3:13pm.
you can't debate that the woman can sing and she can sing brilliantly
I've just re-read my post and can confirm that I never said she can't sing.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:26pm.
Are people still pretending Adele makes great music
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And who in today's music scene makes great music? Adele has a fantastic voice and writes her own songs - there are not that many mainstream artists out there that do any of that.
Celine Dion may be the definition of a good singer - but TO ME sa good singer sings with emotions too.