Open Post & Programming Note: Hosted By RiRi's Nipples
It's just a nipple and I hate blurring one, but I really don't want read an email today that says: "I WAS FIRED FOR HAVING RIRI'S LACE-COVERED ALIEN NIP ON MY SCREEN!" So I blurred her nip out on the top pic. This pic will also be on top for a while, because for the next few hours I'll be lying on my back with my mouth wide open ("And this is new news to us how?" - you). Today is the official coming out party for my remaining wisdom teeth (or as my dentist calls them, your "notasdumbastheotherones" teeth). FUN! Here's hoping they all come out intact, because I really want to make nipple rings out of them.
My dentist says that my wisdom teeth have pretty much busted through my gums already, so it shouldn't be that hard or painful to yank them out. Afterward, he'll pop a Vicodin in my mouth hole and I'll be back on Dlisted. I never make sense to sober brains, so maybe the afternoon delight Vicodin pill will kick something in my brain and I'll start making sense (but probably not).
For now, I leave you with these pictures of RiRi doing the walk of no shame in NYC yesterday while dressed like a lot lizard on a Salvation Army budget. I like how the look on the lady on the right's face is saying, "Bitch, your nipples look like they're on a seesaw. Fix them before putting them on display!" She speaks for all of us.
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hhhmmm my porn name = Lily Lindsay
just call me LiLay
*runs to shower, scrubs body with bleach*
GOOD LUCK MK - Not all teef yanking r horror stories
Me = 2 wisdom + 2 injections + 1 chair. No pain no problem. Shaking, sweating, heart racing on way in + > 1 hr to get out
don't worry the b4 is way worse than the yanking or thats what the dentist always says LOL
Rihanna: body from Baywatch, face from Crimewatch.
My porn/Soap star name is Captain Don't Give A Fuck.
Porn name:
Nemo Grand
The soap generator gave me:
Serendipity Valentino.
That's right hors, I'm the antagonist who strolls in to town to stir up trouble during ratings sweeps week. Lol. Lock up your men and inheritances.
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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.
¡Jajaja! ¡Si Mickey!
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!!!
¡Sí, Owl!¡Hasta luego!(Gracias al traductor de Google)
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Mickey, bien gracias! Lista para atacar el dia? : )
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!!!
(((Owl)))! ¿Cómo estás?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Mickey! Goedemorgen, how are you?
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!!!
My soap opera name is Condelisa Finnegan
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
My SO name is Donald Longstalking.
Porn name is Blackie Bloomfield
Hi people! How is it that a Mexican girl ends up with a Dutch Soap name? Lol
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 12:56am.
Awesome game. KD is a BEAST. I love going to NBA games. If I could, I would.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
OMG, I can't believe the Thunder beat the Heat! Man, they played some excellent defense and Kevin Durant is amazing. Next game Thursday. I've got lots of family in OKC. If the ticket prices for the final playoffs were not so astronomical, I would get me some tickets and go to the game in person.
RiRi, just go nekkid cuz that sure is some ugly ass lingerie! Saran Wrap would have been better girl! lol
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXsrHGOQe5I
back when Travo was the shit, hahahaha ;p
converse with that outfit? really???
she is so fucking stupid
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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I can probably fit 10 dicks up my ass, but that doesn't make it right -MK
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YAY THUNDER!
Porn Name: Frank Oak Hill.
Sesssssy.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
no matter how much money she spends on clothes, she manages to look shit.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 9:55pm.
Hi Momus!
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Hi, Dog.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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My soap name is Priscilla Buchanan. Oooh I feel so East Coast and noble.
Porn Name : Oscar Alfred ( which means i have to go through a sex-change to make this work)
Soap Name; CiCi Beal.....ok.....
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Hi UBF!!!
@Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 10:53pm.
I keep reading Chip Biggerstuff
Hello UBF
Hey Uncle!
Show us your ti...pron name!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
@baconslut
OMG - you made me look up Cornjulio!
Where in the h@ll did that come from? - Oh forget it I just figured it out....
Evening, beautiful people!!
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
@Harper
Butt TP is a good thing. If there were no TP, we would have no Great Cornjulio!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
@Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 11:05pm.
I know - what a disappointment! - To make it worse my initials would be
TP
MONA DE BEERS
ahahaha perfect I love beer and slutty Mona from Who's the Boss was one of my favorite 90's characters.
Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 10:53pm.
Chip Biggerstaff
James Haven!!!! Oh how you've been missed.
@James
I sincerely hope that is your pron name!!!
Pimplebutt!
Too funneh!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Chip Biggerstaff
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Porn Name: Tonya Pimplebutt
I think that Mike is going to be stuck with Grizzly Bush for a long, long time! *still LMAO*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
@Spotted
YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!! *wretches*
One of the guys that worked for my father back in the day was a master hunter. He would shoot pigeons (for practice) and sell them cheaply to a local Asian restaurant. They would, in turn, sell them as "chicken."
Reasons #1 and #2 to always order veggie or shrimp dishes!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
SO name: Audrey Potter (Boring!)
Porn name: Petey Cowart :(
Or Lacey Bradford if I use the next pet and next street.
ETA: Variations on SO name:
If I use my middle instead of first name: Magnificent Connerton
First name w/ mother's maiden name: Skee Philpot
Middle name w/ mother's maiden name: Tamiye Thines
Lol wtf!
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Fun fact for Bacon:
Asian buffet style restaurants need cheap tender meat so they can keep those loooowww prices. Frequently they order "pork bung", which is piggy rectum. It is tender, cheap and used as a filler along with typical meat cuts to stretch the amount of "meat" the customer thinks they are getting.
Yummy!
Howdy Mike, or should I say Grizzly Bush? lmfAo. That rocks. My SO name sounds like somebody practicing black magic in the boonies. :p
It could be because we barely had any cold this winter, but this year my area is rife with ticks. Two nights in a row I've gone out running and found one crawling on me after I returned home. They fall from the trees under which I run, I guess.
@Spotted
I should have probably explained a bit about the nickname! Dad is not some kind of puppy prevert! LOL
He always said that Snoopy's tail (she was a crop-tailed mini Schnauzer) reminded him of a wine bottle/barrel cork, which is what a bung is.
On a fun note, out in Massachusetts there is a booze store named Bunghole Liquors. I haz a t-shirt that reads, "Bunghole Liquors. Don't like it...turn the other cheek!" *wide grin*
http://www.bungholeliquors.com
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
my soap name is charlotte vande veer, which is hilarious becaz charlotte is my daughter's name.
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 6:36pm.
My soap opera name is MONTANA WARLOCK.
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Not bad Sweetas!
Salma, LOL with the freshner themes!
Actually these are all hilarious... *looks back how you make up these darn names...*
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My porn name: Honkey Calhoun
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
SO name : Julie DeVeer (oooh I'm rich or something!)
Pron name: Red Hart
haha! they kinda fit.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Lolololol Bacon!
Ahem...my beloved Oatmeal comic has been sued by a troll lawyer (sorry Momus). He posted the attorneys letter to him on his website along with his rebuttal. It seems the interwebz is siding with the Oatmeal.
Here is an article on the subject:
http://digitallife.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/06/12/12187665-cartoon...
And here is the initial blog post from the Oatmeal regarding the troll attorney:
http://theoatmeal.com/blog/funnyjunk_letter
I am sooooo waiting for pornmeal.com!
Wowlie, as much as I agree with you about my porn name, I was little and had no control over where we lived! (I did name the pet, however.) :D
If I used the nickname that my father gave our dog Snoopy, our first dog, with the name of the first street that I lived on (but didn't grow up in) my pron name, and I crap you not, would be...
Bung Welcome.
o_O
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead