Open Post: Hosted By Madge's Nalgas

Submitted by Craigypants on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 9:26am.

Pisser. She is just playing the media and they fall for it everytime. They keep saying she is irrelevant and desperate but keep talking about her, and putting her in the news.
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she's not irrelevant but all she's doing is setting herself up for ridicule and nobody likes that.

Only someone with grievously low self esteem would engage in such desperate, attention-seeking behavior. What a nice role model for your kids, Madge.

Pisser. She is just playing the media and they fall for it everytime. They keep saying she is irrelevant and desperate but keep talking about her, and putting her in the news.

I really thought Madonna would grow some wisdom after she did "Ray of Light". She's now back to where she was in 1986. BORING!!

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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 4:28pm.

Maybe he meant you had the sulky, rebellious, "I really am better than y'all", yet slightly delicate and vulnerable look to you. (Plus short hair.)

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I can live with that interpretation.

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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 11:27pm.

*drops mom jeans to the ground and gets on stage with Madonna*

^ I'll remove my mumu and climb up there too...

vadge will never be a granny because lourdes will never get the chance to have a boyfriend because everytime she brings a new guy home, vadge will compete with her and fuck the guy cuz she is a cool mom.

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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.

I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
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Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 1:11am.

i too do "legal" in CA and i do wrongful foreclosure litigation and bankruptcies (i have Wells Fargo/Countrywide matters i'm currently handling). i don't want to put my business contact info on here but i'm willing to send you some info and maybe some documents she could use. tomorrow i'll try keep an eye out for your email and will contact you if i see it. good luck, she gotta move FAST if the auction is within days -- in CA you really really should get to court before the auction!!!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

@lovelylaney....i desperately need ur advice / help on avoiding foreclosure. pls help !!

I remember when Madonna came on the scene. She continues to use 'stunts' to mask the fact that she can't sing. She created re-verb, which I guess is equivalent to the current auto-tune. If you can't sing...you use electronics to cover that up and correct the problems (cough, cough..Kanye). She was just a dancer who could perform and would do whatever would cross the line, like a rebellious and immature teenager. She still thinks she is. Gaga may do the same....but she can sing. and write. Everyone forgets or just are not aware ...that Madonna plagiarized A LOT of material and music during her career. So she is basically a hypocrite trying to bash Gaga.

So this stripping on stage is just a continuation of stunts she has to pull to distract everyone from her increasingly shitty voice and choreography.

She looks good but knowing she has four chirruns home alone so she can do the hot flash tour makes me sad for her kids. Bitch you got money...stay home sometimes.

@SpottedDog - no problems,and thanks!

I felt like I should have posed a clip from Clerks 2 where he takes back the word "porch monkey" when I posted in the Beyonce story! haha :) I also want to take back the rainbow. They're beautiful and I saw spectacular ones in Hawaii daily when I lived there - like one comedian said, you gays don't need the whole rainbow do you? :) LOL

Laney - I gots your back! *whoops out .38*

I don't use my real name on FB and don't post too much stuff. I'm skeered of it (but have met some cool Dlisters).

I'm crashing now but if you're on here tomorrow, I'll post an email address that we can use to chat. I'm on my phone and need the real computer for that. Thanks for lending an ear. I need to start drinking...
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Have a good evening!

@SpottedDog - hell to the no! i don't do social media, sorry DIE FACEBOOK DIE!

Anyhoo, just google Countrywide mortgage scam, or Wells Fargo settlement and that will lead you in the right direction at first. Then you can google things like how to stall foreclosure and you'll get an idea of how to help her :)

Good luck!

(I'm gonna get trashed for the white guilt thing I said a few minutes ago in the Beyonce post so I'm gonna run away now! haha)

Laney - People here finally convinced me to join the dreaded FB a month ago. Are you linked to any Dlisters?

@SpottedDog - I am in legal for a living (won't say what) but I may be able to help. If you have a private place to talk, I can email you some helpful links for foreclosure fighting and those lawsuits against Wells Fargo and Countrywide and BoA.

@SpottedDog - Countrywide was one of the implicated banks. It's worth checking if you want to see if she was roboservic4ed as they call it.

I wish you the best of luck. I just helped a friend recently in NC stop a forecloure. Now granted they weren't as behind, but the bank, Wells Fargo, hired lawyers and everything. So lawyers fees later and back mortgage payments and a release and the property foreclosure was withdrawn. My friend also got a nice check worth one and a half months mortgage payment since Wells Fargo was guilty of that robo bullshit.

Laney - If I even broach the subject of money with her, I either get the subject changed or she lies to me. It's not worth the mind fuckery.

I don't think she sought legal advice. Bottom line is she bought a home way above her means. There have been several instances over the last 15 years where she almost got the thing taken from her, but hey, she was keeping up with the Jonses. (wtf ever...)
I think her lender was Countrywide (now BOA).

She bought a major fixer upper recently as an owner finance so I knew something was up. When I asked, she has repeatedly used mid-July as the move in date. Tonight I found out she would LOVE to move this weekend. *sideeye*

My poor husband. He is a saint. Our home isn't perfect and finished but I have 3 1/2 more years on it and then I AM DONE!

@SpottedDog - if they have an attorney, they may be able to stall a little longer or if they had a bank like Wells Fargo, they can latch onto the litigation for that robo-service closing some of those banks were charged with. There's other loopholes too. If they've never gotten legal representation, it's not too late to try now.

Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 12:21am.

Laney - Thank you! I really wish my mom would've been honest about her situation a while back. Makes you want to pull out your hair.

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Not to be nosey, but did they try to fight the foreclosure at all?

Madge's nalguitas look great! Revealing one bit each day is a little too 80's pop kitten for her but it's also stirring some attention... wouldn't be Vadge otherwise hahaha

Learn yourself something useful dumb bum Lady Ke$hitCopyMileyRiRiSeleKaty! Not to mention VaneLohaBynion... ;P

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Laney - Thank you! I really wish my mom would've been honest about her situation a while back. Makes you want to pull out your hair.

@SpottedDog - you're very welcome. good luck!

Thank you Laney. I found out that the substitute deed of trust back to the bank was filed on 5/11/12. I think the deadline is near, like this weekend.

*sigh*

I really wanted to not do anything this weekend. Me and the mister are exhausted.

Thanks again, dear.

Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 11:57pm.

I'm probably gonna crash soon but do any of you all know how long you can stay in your home once it is foreclosed on and deeded back to the bank? I'm trying to develop a timeline for helping a family member.
Thank you all and I will check for responses in the morning.

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You'll get a visit from the sheriff with a notice to vacate and it'll have a short amount of time for them to get out - sometimes 24 hours, sometimes a bit longer. Until you get the sheriff visit though, nothing will happen until that time.

GG had bad gas.
Plug your nose.

I'm probably gonna crash soon but do any of you all know how long you can stay in your home once it is foreclosed on and deeded back to the bank? I'm trying to develop a timeline for helping a family member.
Thank you all and I will check for responses in the morning.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 11:48pm.
JUST HAD AN ERFQUAKE!!!

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WTF? You're in L.A. Right? I haven't felt anything. : /

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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.

I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.

The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!!!

JUST HAD AN ERFQUAKE!!!

Looks like the same " Justify My Love" video ass to me. Approved. That's my granny girl!

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Submitted by MyBFlvsPeanutBu... on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 4:39pm.

I guess she gets a lot of granny comments because she puts herself out there and people gotta knock.
But I for one am grateful to her for being a trail blazer.... I hope I look like her at 50. People live longer nowadays. So grannydom is not 50s anymore... I'm also thankful to JLo.... They both look awesome and are taking the insults, if they even hear them, and are making them so tired that by the time I get to 50, maybe no one will notice... Do your thang, Madge!

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Hmm, never thought of it that way, but that's a great point. It's true that women are kind of taught that by their 40s they've reached the end of the road in the sexiness department, which sucks because I'm gonna be there in less than a decade! I don't want to start wearing orthopedic shoes just yet...I wanna dance!

*drops mom jeans to the ground and gets on stage with Madonna*

Submitted by James Haven on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 11:01pm.
James Haven is here to tell you that Madonna's perky ass is a fake!

James Haven was a backup dancer on her last tour and Madonna took a liking to him. Many a night James Haven sat in Madonna's suite painting her toe nails and eating Dorito's. Those cheeks are fake! When Madonna takes those plastic babies off - her ass falls to the floor faster then Jennifer Anniston when she watches Mr. & Mrs. Smith!

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hahahaha! You're the best, James Haven. I love your stories.

James Haven is here to tell you that Madonna's perky ass is a fake!

James Haven was a backup dancer on her last tour and Madonna took a liking to him. Many a night James Haven sat in Madonna's suite painting her toe nails and eating Dorito's. Those cheeks are fake! When Madonna takes those plastic babies off - her ass falls to the floor faster then Jennifer Anniston when she watches Mr. & Mrs. Smith!

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Submitted by Jeanneee on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 4:30pm.

If you took a pic of her ass and a pic of mine and put them side-by-side, then asked people to choose the one that's 20 years older, approximately 0% of people would choose hers. SO DEPRESSING.
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Jeanneee - it wouldn't surprise me at all if her ass (and several other parts) has been nipped, tucked, shaved, tweezed and sucked (as in lipo, you pervs). I'm not discounting that she appears (and I stress appears) to be a fitness addict, but she's frickin 53 years old, worth a gazillion dollars, has all day to spend on herself and knows that a vast majority of her bankroll depends on her public persona. I don't care what kind of diet and exercise regimen someone follows - at 53, anything natural either falls, expands or both. Don't fall for the marketing bs - it wouldn't surprise me if her plastic surgeon is on her cell phone as her "in case of emergency".

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 5:12pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 5:10pm.
I wonder how her sons feel about mom flashing tits and ass for all the world to see.
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Like she cares about anyone but herself.

Damn! Slice that jugular, girl.

Submitted by MyBFlvsPeanutBu... on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 4:39pm.
I guess she gets a lot of granny comments because she puts herself out there and people gotta knock.
But I for one am grateful to her for being a trail blazer.... I hope I look like her at 50. People live longer nowadays. So grannydom is not 50s anymore... I'm also thankful to JLo.... They both look awesome and are taking the insults, if they even hear them, and are making them so tired that by the time I get to 50, maybe no one will notice... Do your thang, Madge!

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I love this post. Especially since I'm just getting over a pretty bad period of depression over turning 40 next month. I like Madge if for no other reason than she can still look pretty great, not just for someone her age, for someone of any age. Gives me hope.

The girl whose high school yearbook photo was removed for being too sexy got a deal to turn her story into a movie. SMH

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2158783/Sydney-Spies-gets-SyFy-m...

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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.

I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.

The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!!!

Hekki, can't say I've read very many comments on JJ, but what I've seen so far, is spectacularly ridiculous. Lol

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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.

I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.

The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!!!

Few women decades younger than Madonna have an ass that nice. Work it, girl. I don't care that you're 53. (Heads off to the gym to work my flabby ass.)

She pushed sex and a bad girl attitude in our faces in the 80s, and now she's saying a woman can be in-your-face sexual in her 50s — no apologies. We don't all have to be Rascal-driving, Metamucil-sippin' grannies in our 50s, you know! Go Madonna!

Look at all that stringy old lady meat! Where's Jack?

Wowl, I didn't see it last time I was there. There was a post about Jen and Justin, though. And a post about Brad that some Loon chided Jared about because the photo was taken on May 30th and Jared was just now getting around to doing a post about it. Those people are scary stalkers, man.

I once posted about how the kids are never in the country to see their grandparents and some Loon pointed out the dates that Brad's mom met them in Budapest or some shit. They're ON it.

Madge got an ass!

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 4:35pm.
ATTN: Whamo and other Loon Baiters: Just a heads-up that Star Magazine's latest issue grades celeb moms and Angie gets a BAD GRADE. I wonder if JJ will mention it....

heh heh heh.

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So did JJ post the Star magazine story? I wanna go post a thing or two about Angie's visible arm hair! Hahaha!

Ooh! Or maybe tell her that she needs chapstick for the dried up snails on her face! XD

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her ass looks fine to me. I'm impressed.
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What is her problem? She's just laying there...

Submitted by Dog on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 6:39pm.

The 6th fleet doesn't count as one man, whore. Nice try.

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You are so cruel and vicious to me :(

All I have ever done is loved you! Why do you hurt me so?! Someday you will regret your hatred toward me! Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon. And for the rest of your life.

Now, open your eyes and look at me. No, I don't think I will kiss you, although you need kissing badly.

Anyway,you know what they say- you can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die.

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