Portia De Rossi Is The New Lily Munster
The complete mind fuck that is the American Horror Story-like makeover of The Munsters called Mockingbird Lane continues to fuck minds with the casting of Lily Munster. Bryan Singer and Bryan Fuller, who are responsible for the reboot, should've cast Colleen Williams or Joe Perry as Lily since they both already have the hair for it, but they cast Mandy Rogers (glamorized stage name: Portia De Rossi) instead.
Deadline says that Portia got the role after ABC Studios refused to let Lorena from True Blood out of her contract with that Devious Maids mess, which might be headed for Lifetime. Yeah, so Lorena from True Blood is totally farting in somebody's coffee mug today. Portia will put on a luscious skunk wig to play Lily alongside Jerry O'Connell as Herman, Eddie Izzard as Grandpa Munster, Charity Wakefield as Marilyn and Mason Cook as Eddie. The pilot for NBC apparently started shooting yesterday.
Just like the time my friend put a white trash daiquiri (an orange Icee and Bacardi) in front of me, Mockingbird Lane sort of weirds me out but I could get into it. Well, if anything at least I get to see Portia dragged up as a goth chola who listens to way too much Morrissey.
Here's Ellen DeGeneres and Portia looking like the first place and runner-up of a David Spade look-alike contest while walking around in L.A. the other day.
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its bruce bitch... I love that people use this forum as a way to send secret weird messages to each other... get an iphone and face time each other!!
its bruce bitch...I thought this thing was going to be the next "Charlies Angels" meets "Charles in Charge" but now I am psyched... Portia de Rossi is so brilliant in "Arrested Behavior" I think I will watch anything shes in.. she may be the one to save this Titanic...
Horrible choice, she will SUCK as Lily.
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 4:24pm.
She's a man-hater and a nutjob who thinks that every single thing is a conspiracy against women and their bodies. Must suck to be that bitter and humourless a person, so just ignore her. Most people do.
Why do they insist on putting out 2nd rate imitations of something that was so good in the first place? Yvonne DeCarlo needs to come back from the dead and take Mandy out with one big bite. It will last 10 episodes at best.
Hope they are not overlooking one really important factor. The Munsters should only be seen in black and white. I loved the TV Show. But when they started showing them in color it freaked me out. It wasn't meant for color. If they do this remake in color it will fail immediately.
Portia's a one note actress...like Aniston. I'ma skip this shit fest.
Can we all address the tragedy that Portia has cut her hair?
I was wondering what was next for her after they kicked her off Boardwalk Empire. She looks so different as a blonde.
Portia's sporting that mess I did to myself last damn summer with that hair. Anyway, for real are they remaking Munsters? And Portia for that role?? Blohan would have been FOR ONCE typecast correctly as sad-crash-dummy-zombie-49-yrold-but-24-yrs old Lily M. Just don't get the world anymore.
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Submitted by anonymous7643 on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 5:41pm.
Ill give her a pass on the Portia de Rossi thing... she made it up when she was lik e 14 or something didn't she? I guess if I was independent enough to change my name at 14 I would have picked something similarly ridiculous.
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She got a job at a club when she was like 15 and used the fake name so no one would recognize her. I read her book last year. I can't hate on her. She is a good actress and seems like a nice person too.
I'll watch, I like Portia ever since Ally McBeal. And I liked the Munsters.
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Submitted by anonymous7643 on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 5:41pm.
Ill give her a pass on the Portia de Rossi thing... she made it up when she was lik e 14 or something didn't she? I guess if I was independent enough to change my name at 14 I would have picked something similarly ridiculous.
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She did? no kidding. If I legally changed my name to whatever I wanted to be when I was a kid, I'd have the worst stripper name in existence....like Tiffany Rainbow Sparklehorse or some shit.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
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Ill give her a pass on the Portia de Rossi thing... she made it up when she was lik e 14 or something didn't she? I guess if I was independent enough to change my name at 14 I would have picked something similarly ridiculous.
I read her book too - highly recommended. Very compelling and honest autobiography detailing her eating disorder. For some reason I don't buy that Ellen is as nice in real life as she seems on TV, but I enjoy Portia's interviews. She is very well spoken and seems intelligent.
Well, I know I will NOT watch this shit. I love the original Munsters, which should have no been cancelled after two seasons. I hope this show fucks up. They need to come up with something else.
@ Ms Fury, thanks, I really do appreciate that.
You should have seen the copy I deleted before I sent that! I was going to once and for all open up and totally blast her but I got called away from my desk and though better of it.LOL
Listen I got to fly for a bit but we'll talk later when I get home... on my dreaded BB mind you but at least I can communicate.
Within, I am here to save the day!
Whamo, you are the least mysoginistic dude I know (online!) and I think you'd make a fab boyfriend/husband so don't let anyone get to you.
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@ Reason, thanks to both you and Foxy for that, I was hoping people people weren't going to freak out on me but I was / am prepared to take on anyone and everyone that might not have liked what I said.
Now if you'll excuse me I have some snuggling to do :)
IF, thank goodness you've arrived. Whamo will be king of the worrrrrrrld, once more! lololol
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Whamo, ya, kinda kills the proverbial fun boner that is the D. And you are well within your right to say WTF!? Everyone gives and takes as good as they can on here in equal amounts! I can't figure it out!
(That said, I hate to pile on so I'll make it a point to be patient... but one can only do so much... 24/7 is damn hard to do... Damn hard!)
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Yvonne was awesome on Murder She Wrote. Plus I will just stand over here in the non sorority section.
Well, I've been dragged all over the place
I've taken hits time just don't erase
And, baby, I can see that you've been fucked with too
But that don't mean your lovin days are through
Modern Romance
Submitted by agirl on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 4:04pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 3:07pm.
Are there nudes of Miss Portia?
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here's a pic of Portia with her clothes off (safe for work) http://tinyurl.com/3eq7xhg
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tee hee hee
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Portia was awesome as Lindsay in Arrested Development. Love her crazy ass.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 3:57pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 4:00pm.
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This is about the 4th or 5th time she's taken a pot shot at me and I've never really said too much about it but I'm not going to sit by anymore and let someone call me a woman basher ever again. Damn near every comment has some sort of "Men are misogynistic pigs" man bashing angle and quite frankly I'm sick and tired of it.
It's just one big Debbie Downer buzz kill!!
The Munsters is my favorite show of all time so I just find this whole shit bowl disturbing. Mariana would have been an acceptable choice, I quite liked her on True Blood. Mandy was perfect on Arrested Development because I don't believe much acting was required. She is the complete WRONG choice, but that's Hollywood for you. Like that shitty reboot attempt of Wonder Woman, sure that fake titty sack joke could attempt to fill Linda Carter's invisible plane. Yeah I know she's a character but nonetheless.
Well, I've been dragged all over the place
I've taken hits time just don't erase
And, baby, I can see that you've been fucked with too
But that don't mean your lovin days are through
Modern Romance
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 4:06pm.
hahahahaha agirl you ASS
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 3:07pm.
Are there nudes of Miss Portia?
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here's a pic of Portia with her clothes off (safe for work) http://tinyurl.com/3eq7xhg
Submitted by agirl on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 3:41pm.
i hope he drops out so i WON'T have to watch this shit.
Team Izzard!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 2:59pm.
Portia de Rossi is such a pretentious stage name. And she has some bullshit reason for it too, like shedding the old destructive 'her' and entering the light or some such nonsense.
Mandy, STFU.
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She did it because there is blue at the edges and the depths of earth.
I thought she changed her name to Portia DeGeneres? And what's wrong with Mandy Rogers? That's a perfectly good name!
Ellen will forever be "raisin clit" to me. Thanks Whamo, lol.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 3:51pm.
"If you notice women as well are having fun but I don't see you attacking them EVER!"
oooooooo yeah, she does that shit to us too . . .
xoxoxox, Whamo -- you have absolutely no need to defend yourself. or respond to her at all.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Who wants to see the Dickless Van Dyke show anyway...
"I've had crabs. I've had lice. I've had the clap and that ain't nice. SO WHAT!?!?!?!"
"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure..."
Whamo, *stands next to you* TOTALLY AGREE! *shouts again* TOTALLY AGREE! *swoons* hehehe
OnT: Mockingbird Lane is giving Jersey Shore vibes... WHY Portia? WHY? lol
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ellen looks like a dude.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by Migraineuse on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 3:16pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 2:27pm.
Dude Nation really hates lesbians, unless they're the fake kind they're used to watching in porn. It's as if they're freaked out by any woman who doesn't want or need men, and have to avenge their dudely honor by bashing on her appearance. Sour grapes.
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If you notice we goof on everyone and everything on this site yet somehow you ALWAYS manage to read into every comment and make ALL MEN seem like scumbags. If you notice women as well are having fun but I don't see you attacking them EVER!!!
Quite frankly I find it highly insulting to be grouped in with men that actually DO hate women.
Please in the future do not EVER suggest I'm some sort of women hater. EVER!!
Quite frankly I have a FUCK OF A LOT more to say about this but I'm going to bite my tongue for the time being!
If you're that sensitive perhaps there is a site where you won't be as offended reading people's comments and you can share you like minded opinions with them!!
Loved her in Arrested Development. Think she'd be great as Lily.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 2:27pm.
I have a hard time liking Portia Potty because I have a hard time liking Ellen and can't imagine a pretty woman wanting to like on Ellen's dried up raisin of a clit.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 3:07pm.
On Topic - I guess I am the only one here who likes Ellen.
You're not alone! I like Ellen and I also like Portia. I also like them as a couple.
Eddie Izzard is going to be in this shit? Oh now I am going to see it. LOVE HIM!
That whole show was a damn mess by end of season 3, come to think of it.
I don't know what a Lily Munster is but I liked this chic as Nelle Porter on Ally McBeal - until they ruined her character by the end of season 3.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 3:23pm.
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her haircut is cute but she looks like Renee Zellweger.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 3:23pm.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 3:00pm.
Submitted by kate773 on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 2:58pm.
I actually think she looks cute with that cut. I could never get away with that, I'm not petite enough.
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And a GREAT personality.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 3:20pm.
Blue Steel Look = the male version of "PRUUUUUUNE!"
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