"Smell My Finger"
Here's People showing us the EXCLUSIVO picture of Camila Alves and Matthew McConaughey's wedding they got in exchange for a bag of purple haze ganja and a bongo drum that doubles as a bong.
Camila paid tribute to the most intimate and authentic wedding of our time by wearing a Kuntrashian-approved diamond headband and she also wore the JcPenney lace overlay tablecloth my abuelita had on her dresser under the Jesus hugging a crucifix porcelain statue she got at Pic 'N' Save. Sadly, the Texas T-Rex didn't wear a sleeveless tuxedo t-shirt, but he did make me bliss the fuck out by giving this statement. We know WHO smoked that bouquet up after the ceremony.
"We decided to embrace the ritual of marriage as an opportunity and adventure we'll take together."
Translation: "I'M BAKED, MAN."
I wish I was baked too, because that might make it easier for me to deal with that L.A. Looks gel in his hair and that picture that makes him look like Fire Marshall Bill after getting a graft from a dehydrated apricot. But I do love the tender "I'm going to poke at you to see if you're real-life or a figment of my shroom-induced hallucination" pose.
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If I ever get married, I will never have sleeves on my dress. I hate sleeves on my shirts. I just get too hot! Strapless or sleeveless all the way for me.
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Thank God sleeves came back to wedding dresses! That was the best thing Queen Kate or Princess Kate ever did. When I got married in 2010, I had to get my dress made since EVERYTHING was sleeveless.
Mr. Husband, why the fk is your finger/hand up like that?? Just for that, Ms. Wifey, take the money and run when the contract is up. Asshole move.
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I was glad for these two, but the photos seem barfworthy to me now.
Is it bad that I think there is no pre-nup and I feel they have a less than 6 year expiration date?
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 4:33pm.
http://stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com/2012/06/13/matthew-mcconaughey-wed...
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Dress & veil look beautiful in that photo,and the headpiece seems to match the ensemble. The whole thing seems representative of her culture. Good 'nuff for me. Now if Chestica comes out wearing something like this at her wedding, then we've got a discussion...
"that picture that makes him look like Fire Marshall Bill after getting a graft from a dehydrated apricot." MK, you are too much! LMAO
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Its funny how Camilla Alves and Matthew McConaugheeey are supposed to be all attractive and stuff, yet they are two of the ugliest people I've ever seen.
I don't mind either of them--MM has always seemed like a down-to-earth, sweet stonerish guy and ITA with everything Irish Fury said so well about Camila.
The only thing I will say is that MM has GOT to stop fucking with his face.
Submitted by Whatever on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 2:50pm.
I think the bride looks like a man. Never heard of her until she started dating MM and then all of sudden she is a model. Whatever. Hopefully she does not mind the smell of rancid body odor and old smoke.
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And an Avon model at that!
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!!!
http://stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com/2012/06/13/matthew-mcconaughey-wed...
The dress looks much lighter in this picture. I think it's gorgeous and I love the veil and headpiece.
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I used to think Matthew was the hottest man on the planet, but not in the past 10+ years.
"That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with a One-Day Diet. Then you're in trouble, huh?"
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Please: It's "rahnday."
All I can say is:
I'm looking up to you Camila Alves.
#getmoneybitch
I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK
The bouquet is beautiful, and the Keibler elf, corner left, looks great too. ;P
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Misty, LOL!
yeah it's best to have a silhouette in mind that works for your body type in mind. my mom and I used to do that all the time. :D
I think the bride looks like a man. Never heard of her until she started dating MM and then all of sudden she is a model. Whatever. Hopefully she does not mind the smell of rancid body odor and old smoke.
Very sweet picture, but what's up with Matthew's face? Is it just me or does he look... different?
I like her dress and veil and stuff. Not what I would choose for myself, but she looks pretty and relatively tasteful.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 2:24pm.
Sally! SLAP ME!
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*KAPOW*
that's for posting shit about reality TV villans noone else knows or cares about on your FB page. Hahahahahaha!
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 2:25pm.
I'm leaning full sleeve myself. Just thought I should have a back up or whatever. I should say I am not getting married anytime soon, don't even have a boyfriend. I just like seeing the styles, just in case :).
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"Paris Hilton is like a bowling ball: she's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter." - von3248 (1/12/08)
Misty, the elbow length is pretty too. you can't go wrong either way, but my aesthetic preference is for the full sleeve. I'm trying to put my finger on what I like about the full sleeve, and I think it's that I like how it only fully exposes shoulders so you look like you're blooming out of it, just like Camilla's. it's very classy. but then again, you're getting married in Florida, which may call for the elbow length no matter what month it is. :)
Sally! SLAP ME!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I don't mind her and she really was a model, though not in the big leagues and absolutely made her living by modelling. You'd be surpried at the many thousands of self-supporting models that do B listed shows and catelogs etc. She has been very open about supporting her poor family back home by being a maid for four years and she did have a medium modelling career before meeting the Rex.
She's not a media whore and kudos to someone in their teens cleaning the shitty toilets of the rich for years, to support her family. I can't see many spoiled American brats doing that. And then to not hide it by acting like she came from money. She's honest, knows really hard work and hasn't forgotten what it's like to be poor. I like her.
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 1:54pm.
I've seen elbow length sleeve on this style of dress and it looked good.
http://www.imagebam.com/image/994701196060788
But if I were to get married while still living in Florida, most likely I would go with winter wedding what that kind of dress.
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"Paris Hilton is like a bowling ball: she's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter." - von3248 (1/12/08)
HAI HORZ!!!!
2-HOMOS-2 on the cover of People!
Submitted by Misty on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 1:43pm.
Love her dress. It is exactly how I want mine though I'm still undecided on the sleeve, whether full sleeve or elbow length.
I know you didn't ask but imo, that style of dress calls for full sleeve, no further than the wrist...which is why it's the sort of dress for a cool weather wedding.
Love her dress. It is exactly how I want mine though I'm still undecided on the sleeve, whether full sleeve or elbow length.
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"Paris Hilton is like a bowling ball: she's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter." - von3248 (1/12/08)
I really liked him as an actor in "A Time to Kill", but his looks, which never did anything for me, are definitely gone.
"Smell My Finger"-I'm still snerking.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 12:18pm.
sushi you are kicking ass and taking names today! I also love how you slayed Ashanti in the Blind Items post.
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Well thank you Lucifer!
I live in Texas and the last two days were 107 and 109. Just shoot us now lol
Be Good to Each Other
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 1:18pm.
i love the gown and veil...not loving the diamoid across the forehead
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Ugh, I totally agree. Any bride that wears any sort of jewels across her forehead looks like a fucking idiot. Didn't Kim Kartrashian do that?
Not a good picture of her. I'd be crying right now.
"que fea" is what we Dominican's say.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
That's a rather prim and conservative wedding gown for a baby mama who got knocked up twice before she had a ring on her finger. It doesn't really bring out the golddigger in her.
i love the gown and veil...not loving the diamoid across the forehead...and they should NEVER pose sideways for pictures...
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Roseanne Barr
I used to think he was hot, now I realized I was just stoned. He's beginning to look like his skin is vacuum sealed to his scull. SCARY.
SHADDUP SNOWPHAT!
He's a harmless stoner, who....got jipped in the arm length department and well.....most of his characters are pretty much the same....but I like the movies on my list so....
GET OFF MY LANAI!
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 1:07pm.
Didn't like the 50 shades of gray? ;)
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
SF: IKR! isn't it the best! I am thinking about reading it again, just because everything I have been reading lately SUCKS! Glad you are enjoying it!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
T-rex come on..extend those arms! you can do it!
Coma Caca!
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@snowpiece, o/t...but I love the Passage so far! It's one of those books you stay up until 3 AM just to see what happens next.
on topic, LOL at MK's headline. IMO too much lace on that dress.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
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Did they really think this will sell magazines? By the way, the Chestica's baby issue sold only 850,00 copies. Normal is 1.3 mil.
hahaha
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LOL snowy WORLDS COLLIDING!!! Sorry ho. xoxo
OT ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR *mini doggie paddle arms*
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 12:59pm.
They really do look alike.
LOL SWEETASSSS ABORT ABORT!!!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by bourgie on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 12:27pm.
I'm surprised that many of those bridal/wedding show have not done epsisdes on Brazilian and other South American weddings. Y'all want to see traditional extravaganzas? they almost beat Indian weddings, almost.
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I was gonna say "you've never seen an Indian wedding" but then I got to the end of your post!
Okay, now I'm curious about over-the-top Brazilian weddings.
STONER OF THE AGES!!!! I wonder if they embraced the ritual of sharing a bong and a tecate at the altar... what am I talking about, OF COURSE THEY DID lol
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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 12:49pm.
We used to have a drinking game in college where you would drink whenever the main kid in Dazed in Confused made that "stupid face".
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This one? http://somecamerunning.typepad.com/.a/6a00e5523026f58834015432816101970c...
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
prov: yeah him, I love that kid!!!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Sweetas ya dunb bitch you used my real name! LOLOLOLOL ;p
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky