And Here's OctoMom's O Face

And OctoMom's manufactured O face is the exact open-mouthed, wonk-eyed face I made while looking at most of these pictures. My eyeballs really tried to escape by rolling to the back when I landed on this picture of Octo dressed like a forgotten Rock of Love Bus trick who buys all of her clothes at gas stations and rest stop gift shops. I mean, how did that vest happen?

OctoMom's fap born debut titled "Octomom: Home Alone" is coming out (apologies for the things that pun did to your stomach) next week and Wicked got the party started by giving these censored pictures to TMZ. Usually, I'm cursing at a black bar for being a fun hater by blocking the goods, but I'm okay with them this time. We're cool. They're doing good work by keeping your coffee down.

Unless a video of Charlie Sheen masturbating with a rubber octopus toy while looking at these pictures makes the rounds, this is the most disturbing thing I'll see all day. There's nothing more depressing than watching a broke, destitute ho tap at her chocha (while surrounded by fucking baby clothes) to feed all 14 of her kids. And you're not supposed to wash onesies on a board with your coochie out. I think I learned that rule on Pregnant in Heels or something.

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Submitted by pronto on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 1:35pm.

I really like her www.OctoPorno.com video
She's much better in there than in real life. But on the other hand she's supposed to be a mom, not a MILF

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 06/16/2012 - 3:26pm.

I was about to say they had done some good photoshop fuckery to this "self-touch" session to make it look half-way less revolting... I mean she looks manly all made up like that, so it could work... *gags* Then I saw the baby clothes everywhere! WTF IS THAT??? What is going on here?

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Submitted by notreallyworking on Sat, 06/16/2012 - 10:12am.

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA... pass me the baby bottle. what a fucking disgrace.

"I've had crabs. I've had lice. I've had the clap and that ain't nice. SO WHAT!?!?!?!"

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 5:12am.

actually i take it back, i doubt guys who are into prego porn would fap to this...

i just hope she doesnt use one of the baby clothes to wipe her ahem... u know lady juices.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 2:33am.

"There's nothing more depressing than watching a broke, destitute ho tap at her chocha (while surrounded by fucking baby clothes) to feed all 14 of her kids." - Bravo MK!

Big No to Octo!

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Submitted by pfk on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 11:49pm.

The irony of this is that she may have never had sex with anyone in her life.

Submitted by Mani6 on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 11:01pm.

Yeah...no.

Submitted by Outta Nowhere on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 10:47pm.

Running cold; my blood is.

Take the children away. Right away. Give them to the Duggars or something. They know how to care for broods.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 10:16pm.

baby clothes in the background?

i guess they are trying to sell this porn to guys who are into prego porn.

Submitted by mortadella pianist on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 9:27pm.

The eye make-up is nice but seeing the hanging baby clothes in this setting just gives me all kinds of sads...

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Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 7:38pm.

But you can ease the awkward twinges of conscience by telling yourself she's not really a human being.

Oh, she's a human being all right - a human being who made the choice to get implanted with EIGHT embryos in the insane hope that she'd make her fortune by being, well, Octomom. Let's not pretend she wasn't the architect of her current situation.

I'm much more concerned about the fate of the 14 human beings who were all created in service of Suleman's quest for fame and money. They're the ones everyone should pity, not this woman. They're the innocent victims.

Submitted by blueangel on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 7:15pm.

She bears a striking resemblance to Kim Kardashian. In fact I thought that WAS Kim Kardashian until I read the post.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 7:12pm.

I just saw the one open eye.

*shakes head*

Submitted by nuzzlelicious on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 7:07pm.

J/K, hehe!

I am jealous of that kitchen though dammit!

Submitted by nuzzlelicious on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 7:04pm.

*furiously faps*

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 6:25pm.

Patti Stanger? that you?

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Submitted by iamchristinepow on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 5:25pm.

Ew.She looks like she's been doing this for years. She's like a cross between a platypus and Danni from Game of Thrones.

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Submitted by vidz on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 5:03pm.

Ugh, wrong post.

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The past, present and future all walk into a bar... it was really tense.

Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 4:38pm.

She looks like a broke down version of REAL pornstar, Lisa Ann.
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Submitted by lislop on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 3:55pm.

If she was willing to genuinely admit her mistakes and accept help from others who've offered it in the past, she wouldn't have to do this. This is her choice. Her life is made up of similar poor judgment and poor choices.
I've always thought that she'd been doing this sort of thing to finance her previous cosmetic surgeries and IVF. I seriously doubt school loans and workman's comp were enough to cover her expenses.

Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 3:49pm.

How did she even MAKE that "o" face? It's like one eye is looking straight ahead and the other eye is looking northeast. That's the kind of face you'd make if someone knocked you over the head with a crowbar. I do feel the whole situation is sad, but Octomom is so crazy and attention-seeking that I'm sure she accepted this route over many other sane and dignified choices.

Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 3:14pm.

"There's nothing more depressing than watching a broke, destitute ho tap at her chocha (while surrounded by fucking baby clothes) to feed all 14 of her kids."

Gosh, isn't that sad? It's almost like women shouldn't be oppressed, or something. Maybe exploiting women in poverty isn't really harmless sexy fun.

But you can ease the awkward twinges of conscience by telling yourself she's not really a human being.

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Submitted by karl59 on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:41pm.

Karl J. Anglin
I truly feel sorry for all
14 of Octo-Mom's kids!

Submitted by scallywagy on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:28pm.

1-800- OCTOMOM TONIGHT

Don't you wish you had 14 kids to feed too?

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Submitted by britmachine on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:15pm.

This is extremely sad, but I don't blame her!
GET MONEY, BITCH!! <3

Submitted by EvieE on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 1:54pm.

Well, for a woman with 14 kids, I can imagine it could be so much worse. But I don't want to.

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 1:53pm.
chewin: This was not (and is not) the only path she can take.
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Hekki, and let us not forget the several hundred dollars this pig just had to spend on a Brazilian straightening treatment for her hair. Money well spent, bravo. I only pity her poor children.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 1:28pm.

That is one effed up O face! *goes back to picking toe jams*

Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 1:26pm.

I am just joking as Whamo said he wouldn't touch her (he so would) and I was making fake sad-face. Had I had a veil on and a starving AIDS riddled orphan with me, why I'd have been a veritable Angie lookalike!

I actually really resemble myself!
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 1:22pm.

IF: You were joking, right? You don't look like OctoTwat!!

Didn't you have your photo as an avvie?

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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:20pm.

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People say I look just like Octo :(

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At least you don't have people telling you that you look like Truman Capote.

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 1:21pm.

Bizarrelife: Right? I feel SO bad for those kids. And THAT is her bargaining chip. It's fucked up.

Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 1:14pm.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! See this is why baby jesus doesn't give a sh*t about us anymore!!

Coma Caca!
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 1:13pm.

Senator John Edwards would be so perfect for her. AND he could support her kids.

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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 12:35pm.

I swear there is absolutely NOTHING Sexy about this chic, AT ALL!!

If anything she's a TOTAL boner killer.

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That is not true. I have heard people say that you look like Kate Gosselin. Actually, I haven't, I just made that up. (And where did Harpie Vallye PTA go? Is she really, really gone? It seemed like last summer was the summer of Casey Anthony and The Gosselins. And now... nothingngess. An emptyness I dare not describe, let alone put into words.)

Submitted by Ms. Lizard on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 1:08pm.

The only way to improve these picts is if I put a bag over my head and suffocate myself.

Submitted by soapopera4cam on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 1:06pm.

she should have done this right after having the babies, now no one cares...what a waste

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 1:53pm.
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I agree with you 100%. I saw her on Dr. Phil as long as three years ago! He offered to help her at that point. Also, she did have free nannies that assisted her.

One of the things that ticks me off is that this is a SELF-created situation. SELF-CREATED! That means that it was not some horrible thing that happened to her, through no fault of her own (like Cancer or some other tragedy). She did this to herself.

That being said, I think people should funnel energy into others that truly need help - not some depraved woman who should have known better.

I do feel really bad for her kids. They are the innocent victims in all of this. What is it like for them, and how much are they sruggling? I pray they come out of all is as healthy and normal kids.

Submitted by biomech on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 12:51pm.

She's got the same 'dead inside' eyes as Britney in that last pic. I can't even laugh at Octo for this. Its just so incredibly sad and pathetic :(

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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 12:50pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 12:35pm.

I swear there is absolutely NOTHING Sexy about this chic, AT ALL!!

If anything she's a TOTAL boner killer.

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Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 12:48pm.

This is just sad

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 12:44pm.

Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 1:17pm.
Bitches please. Whamo? Jack? You two fuckers would strap this bitch on like a gas mask if you met her at a bar
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When she has all her clothes on her body looks ok BUT that face..I honestly would be so turned off..

But there is something to be said about not knowing anything about her or to never have seen her before, I'm sure I would look at her differently...but still that face!

Not that I haven't woken up one or twice and said WTF did I do but I'm pretty picky to be honest with ya.

Submitted by K2 on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 12:40pm.

I'd rather squeeze lemon juice in my eyes than see what's behind those black bars...

and LOL to Whamo ... carry on suitcase;)

Submitted by BaconSlut on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 12:36pm.

*grabs MK by the short hairs and punches him hard in the taint* Not clicking.
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Submitted by sonah22 on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 12:29pm.

The shit that men can fap to, SMDH

Submitted by bonghits4jesus on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 12:23pm.

omg i'm so uncomfortable after seeing this photo - not even going to bother clicking the thumbnails! she's got the pained/strained/uncomfortable o-face down... doesn't look like she's enjoying anything at all. i guess she's well on her way to becoming a porn star.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 12:23pm.

chewin: This was not (and is not) the only path she can take.

All along, she has had more offers of help than you can possibly imagine. Church groups, private donations, etc. She threw out donated baby furniture because it wasn't new and matching. She turned away free childcare because they were "spying" on her. She sends her kids to a private Christian school instead of free public (she lives in a nice area, BTW, so the school can't be THAT bad, and they have special ed for her kids who need it).

She is eligible for ALL kinds of aid. She could get child care while she works. If she was willing to TRY to make some money, I KNOW people would help her out.

She's been offered help by Oprah Winfrey and Suze Orman and Dr. Phil and Dr. Drew. She had enough money, at one point, that, carefully managed with Suze's help, would have taken care of her whole family. Of course it would have meant she'd have to give up Starbucks and plastic surgery and Tory Burch flats.

She's full of shit. She's doing this because she wants people to feel sorry for her. She's playing at being a martyr. It's bullshit and it pisses me off.