Finally, The Corgi Version Of That “Call Me Maybe” Song
Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe” has been leaving thin layers of vom inside of my ears for what feels like years. I hear it everywhere. At this point, my piss hitting the toilet water sounds like the melody of that song. EVERYTHING sounds like that song. And EVERYONE has done a parody and posted it on YouTube. You’ve done a parody, your mom has done a parody, your neighborhood Abercrombie door greet has done a parody, your anus hole has done a parody without you knowing it… Parodies everywhere. But finally, here’s the parody to end all parodies. (That’s your cue to stop making a Call Me Maybe parody, because I bet you’re making another one right now).
This is Corgi Rae Jepsen barking out “Bark Me Maybe” and so what if the bitch is auto-tuned. I still hope it goes to #1 on every chart and bitches line up for days in the Petco parking lot to see Corgi Rae bark this mess out live. Leave it to a Corgi to make me actually like that song.
via HuffPo