Fist Brown Got Bottled In The Face By Wheelchair Jimmy's Crew

A strange thing happened at WIP nightclub in NYC last night, Chris Brown raged at a person and the person was not a woman. Just when you think you start to know the world, it does something like this. Both TMZ and Media Takeout say that Drake's entourage got into a bottle-throwing bitch brawl with Fist Brown's entourage over RiRi's Entenmann's pussy. Yeah, so can you tell your office label maker to please make a label for this file that reads: Dumb ho fights dumb ho over dumb ho. Thank you.

The rumor is that RiRi is patting her vagina with the peens of both Chris Brown and Wheelchair Jimmy. So there was douche-ified tension in the room last night when both of those bitches showed up with their crews. Fist tried to break the awkwardness by sending a bottle over to Wheelchair Jimmy's table. A source tells MTO that Wheelchair Jimmy responded by returning the bottle to sender with the note: “I'm fucking the love of your life, deal with it." Being the spoiled mound of toddler dingles that he is, Chris Brown busted into a tantrum, got in Drake's face and that's when Drake started throwing punches. If the person Chris is brawling against doesn't have a vagina, he's not quite sure how to handle it. So as he scratched his head wondering what to do, someone from Wheelchair Jimmy's gang beat that bitch in the face with a bottle several times. The blood of the rabid beaver sprayed everywhere.

Club security broke up the fight and the police were called. But when the cops showed up, Drake and Chris were already gone. Chris then jumped on Twitter and tweet whined about the fight before putting up this gross picture of the sign of Wheelchair Jimmy on his chin. (Note: That's Chris' nose ring and not a piece of a tampon string or a weird-looking coke flake). Chris' stupid ass obviously doesn't know that when you tweet it, they will screen grab it, because after raging on Twitter he deleted everything. But the evidence had already been captured by then. Behold, the parade of n-words:

How u party wit rich niggas that hate? Lol... Throwing bottles like girls? #shameonya!

Niggas is pussy!

Bottles? It's nothing. Lol

Niggas throwing bottles! Y'all niggaz weak!

Niggas hiding in the bathroom bitch ass niggas!

Ok! Niggas stand behind security!!!! Ok! U don't pay them enough!

If you read that as, "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! OK!" you still read it right. "Throwing bottles like girls?" Yeah, because real men throw punches at girls.

I want to open my mouth to laugh at that picture, but I'm afraid of what will come out while I'm staring deep up into Chris Brown's nostrils. I also want to do a wheelie for Team Wheelchair Jimmy, but I can't. I'll just sit with Team Bottle, because it's the only reasonable one in this situation.

And here's RiRi sashaying around NYC last night.

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Submitted by keebs on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 12:03pm.

muhahahahaha @ the wheelchair jimmy reference!! i thought i was the only person who refers to him like that!

Submitted by lislop on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 6:57am.

These guys only used Rihanna to get into a fight. It wasn't the guys like Drake and Chris who took the blows, but the Tourist and Chris' bodyguard. They make it seem like they're so tough, but the truth is they're just a bunch of troublemaking sissies who ran out of the place in their limos. How gangsta is that?

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 2:46am.

Fist is an idiot!

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Submitted by Doll-Parts on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 1:45am.

He should have used some chapstick before taking this photo. Lips lookin PARCHED!

I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.

Submitted by kylimayrow on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 1:42am.

Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 1:08pm.
Looks like the bitch cut himself shaving. This is nothing compared to what he did to Rihanna.

Girlfriend has no standards. I mean everyone is posting about her not being that cute, but I think she can look hot. Plus she is rich and famous..why the hell is she okay with being a side peice to these two assholes?
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You know why she is ok with being the side piece to these two dimwits it is because she is a fool and she hasn't made any effort in changing her state of mind even with the privilege that her lifestyle has granted her. She is a uneducated piece of puppet meat that the industry is using to profit from. In 20 years she
will be another sad case of being broke and making
a living singing at some fair. Or worst dead by her 40s like Whitney Houston, living the "street" life..

Submitted by modelspiceboi on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 11:52pm.

I thought Rihanna started the physicality with her and Chris and Chris ended up winning that fight. Rihanna is a violent little bint too according to some interviews.

Regardless, fighting someone over being jealous is stupid after the age of like 5. You are supposedly grown men, act like it. And fighting over RIHANNA? Really? She's pretty, but damn there more where she came from.

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 10:53pm.

This is twending on Twitter?

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Please: It's "rahnday."

Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 10:22pm.

Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 7:42pm.

+1
and they continue to use the n word. some redneck racist would see this and be saying pretty much the same thing as what chris brown said on twitter.

except we would call the redneck racist a racist for saying that shit.

i mean being a halfie, i grew with racist taunts and i would never use the words they called me, in songs or conversation to describe people.

don't these rappers realise that the way they keep using the n word in their songs and stuff is not good.

or maybe i just don't understand.

Submitted by ikoihiI on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 9:34pm.

Submitted by bornready on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 1:15pm.

grrrrrr!

Behaving like the ghetto trash that they were born as and always will be..

Even with all that money a rich n*****a is still just a n*****a.
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Wow, that's pretty racist.

I don't even know why you bothered to edit the letters of the n-word.

Submitted by MadgesVadge on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 9:29pm.

I find it amusing that the three of them were in NYC at the same time. These three are laughing while we make them richer by talking about them.

Lmfao @ Entenmann's Pussy
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 7:03pm.

Submitted by dementa on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 6:25pm.

Too bad that broken bottle wasn't shoved up his ass. Or maybe used to mangle his face so his shallow, idiot fangirls would desert him.

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They'd probably find him even more attractive. OMG MAH BOY CHRIS BREEEEZY HE SO SEXAYYY ALL ROUGHED UP N SHYT I WANNA BONE HIM SO BADDD LOLOLOL

Never underestimate the stupidity of the Twitterverse.

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Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 6:12pm.

Aw, way to continue to live up to the stereotype, Chris! Give those white supremacists more ammo!

This guy just disgusts me on so many levels. Why 1) does he still have a career, and 2) is he still alive?

Submitted by jackie on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 6:09pm.

LMAO @Nanners, that picture hahaha

Submitted by jackie on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 6:06pm.

Do they realize how stupid this makes them look, and over a girl? Really? Yall are millionaire celebrities fighting over a girl smh. I just can't even comprehend the amount of bitchassness that filled that club. The only good thing is no guns were used.

Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 5:47pm.

OHN hits it out of the park - http://ohellnawlblog.com/newohnblog/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/strip_dra...

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Submitted by vidz on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 5:03pm.

Is her fat friend called minivan?

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The past, present and future all walk into a bar... it was really tense.

Submitted by dementa on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 4:55pm.

Too bad that broken bottle wasn't shoved up his ass. Or maybe used to mangle his face so his shallow, idiot fangirls would desert him.

And dudes, if you're gonna fight over a chick then at least make it a chick worth fighting over. Rihanna isn't.

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Submitted by Saphris on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 4:20pm.

step away from the twatter, for reals.
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Submitted by QuweenJillian on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 4:04pm.

I used to like Rihanna but now she just seems so desperate for attention it's gross. I guess she's really trying to rebel or something but she just making herself look so stupid. She tries too hard.

Team Wheel chair Jimmy! I was a huge degrassi fan! Haha I was a young teen when this show was popular, so don't judge me.

I can't stand Chris Brown or Rihanna. Is she really worth fighting over? Everyone has had her, even Ashton Kutcher...

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 3:09pm.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 12:36pm.
Trash. All of them. (I mean the trio of STD's in this story, not black people!)

Re: Rihanna. I made the comment on Jezebel that there's a point where you stop being a victim and start being a volunteer and it got deleted.

What's wrong with saying that? It's true.
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Co-Sign very much, because it's true. Which is why I think she isn't as popular, or thought of in as high a light as she was before. Not because she was a victim of domestic violence, but her defiance to ANYONE who tried to tell her to stay away, get away, and KEEP AWAY...and she only came out to say something about it when it was in promotion of something. She lost alot of my respect.

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 3:04pm.

Atleast Drake's Entourage did what only Jay'Z's poser ass kept runnin his mouth about doin, but never did.

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Submitted by elmo533 on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:46pm.

I was rolling my eyes at this mess until I read on TMZ that and Australian tourist got hit in the face with a bottle and had to get 16 stitches. Fighting over Rhianna? I'm sure the pussy wasn't that good.

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Submitted by Cara on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:33pm.

Trying to think of a bigger jackass than Chris Brown... coming up empty.

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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:32pm.

oooooooooooo, snap. BOOM, bitches.

love you Ms. Fury

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Submitted by chippychazoo on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:07pm.

Awww, poor diddums. maybe next time someone will put him out of his misery.

Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 1:33pm.

this guy and Rihanna piss me off!

Coma Caca!
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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 1:11pm.

coke booger in nostril one...

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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 1:02pm.

These people are amazingly well-eduated and literate. I can imagine their nightly dinner discourse.

Jeeves: Could I interest you gentlemen in an apéritif?

Niggaz: Homey, get yo crackah ass ova here and get us CRUNK!

And yes, I used the word, just like they do. Anyone who doesn't like it and bitches about it had better make damn sure they never called a woman a c*nt.
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Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 12:50pm.

catfight

Submitted by azgirl on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 12:43pm.

He is the only person I can just see a picture of and get instantly pissed off.

Submitted by ilovetatertots on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 12:41pm.

Yes, Drake played Wheelchair Jimmy in that Canadian high school show Degrassi and now he's this thuggish and hardcore rapper from the mean streets of Canada of all places. All the people I know that are in love with his music and consider him the Messiah of Hip Hop are complete self entitled egotistical assholes. It's fitting that Drake is one of those types himself.

Submitted by Kirakat on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 12:36pm.

@m.e. I believe its the character Drake played in the degrassi show

Submitted by doncorleone on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 12:34pm.

What ever you do, do not throw bottles. Beat your girlfriend to a pulp instead. Fucker

Submitted by britmachine on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 12:15pm.

Her chubby friend knows she's the DUFF right?

Submitted by BangoSkank on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 12:09pm.

"Is it ok for me to start using the N word now, too? Since CB is clearly the barometer..."

I thought it was an open invitation when Gwyneth Paltrow "twitted" it while surrounded by her black posse?

Submitted by ilovetatertots on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 12:05pm.

This could whole situation could have just turned into a blind item if Chris would've just laughed at the note and carried on. But oh no. Being the Difficult Piece of Brown that he is, he just could not sit quietly and allow Wheelchair Jimmy to out-douche him. He just had to puff out his chest and prove yet again to the world what an angry idiot he really is by getting in dude's face. And if she is getting any kind of ego boost over these idiots fighting over her then Rihanna seriously needs to start telling herself some daily affirmations in the morning or something! Girl LOVE YOURSELF already. Fuck.

Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 12:04pm.

bitch fight...ugh...
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Submitted by doncorleone on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 11:53am.

OK MICHAEL K YOU ARE TRYING TO BLIND US ALL WITH YOUR POSTS TODAY

That said I wish these 2 motherfuckers would just die. Fucking losers, I hate people.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 11:41am.

Prison inmate orange seems to suit her.

Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 11:38am.

Looks like the bitch cut himself shaving. This is nothing compared to what he did to Rihanna.

Submitted by SalmaNella on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 11:38am.

I have a fear of looking up other people's nostrils so I'm trying to advert my eyes as I read the comments. What a day this has been already!

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 11:37am.

What a piece of trash. Crawl back into the gutter already.

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Submitted by Craigypants on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 11:37am.

They deserve each other. Coke whores. I wish they would leave the planet.

Submitted by miz cynical on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 11:35am.

Mrrkat - thanks. His ignorance frustrates me to no end.
M.E. - how old are these kids? And unfortuanely, if they're hearing at home, and they probably are, then I don't think they get how hateful and trashy it sounds. Just sad.

Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 11:34am.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Hey Chris, you little bitch, google "Rhianna beat up" images. Frickin crybaby pantywaist.

Submitted by Lexi-J on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 11:32am.

I haven't read all the comments, so I apologize but I simply find the word *nigga* so appalling. I don't care what race you are. It just sounds so trashy and uneducated.

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 11:32am.

Jeanneee - that doesn't help. I guess I'll have to google.

Submitted by joanne on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 11:31am.

Great role models, not.

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 11:31am.

My son came home from summer rec yesterday and said that he heard some kids using a bad word, but said he'd never heard it before and asked what "N*****" meant.

They went to a public water park yesterday where his group was around regular non rec kids and I just can't believe this word is being used as daily verbage.