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The Glorious Gloria Parker! How have I not seen this talented version before?
While watching the fourth hour of Today presented by Gallo Wines yesterday, the contact drunk I get from Kathie Lee Gifford tossing scrambled words around in her mouth was temporarily flushed away by the natural beauty, charm, glamour and musical talent of Miss Gloria Parker. The urge to tickle your eardrums with musical notes flows through Gloria Parker's fingertips and she can play a bunch of instruments including the marimba, organ, harp and drinking glasses. Back in the day, Gloria was a bandleader and had her own radio show for 7 years in the 1950s. Miss Gloria also cares about serious issues like corruption in the courtroom and so she made an entire album about the injustices she faced while seeking justice. Here's the summary of Gloria Parker's CORRUPTION BEGINS IN THE COURTROOM!!!! album (aka The Side-Eye At Lindsay Lohan Anthems) and I really hope one of these songs becomes the new theme song for People's Court.
The reason I wrote the songs and the lyrics on this recording, is because I have suffered four times in the court system as a plaintiff with these judges and lawyers. My experience with their corruption has inspired this C.D. Yes, as a plaintiff, Pro Se, in several cases, seeking my rights that were stolen from me by those who had connections and who manipulate the laws, to serve their friends and compatriots.Unfortunately, the black robes that cover their sins on the bench, also gives one who wears it, Carte Blanche to play God. And yet, this is happening to many who go to court placing their trust in their lawyers, and the presiding judge, to seek a just solution to their case, and never to find it.
What's not to love? Miss Gloria Parker has found the second best use for glasses (next to drinking booze out of them) and also has the musicality of Charo, the facial features of a young Barbara Eden, the magical grace of Lois Aldrin AND she's a champion for the people against greedy demons in black robes. She's like a musical Jedi warrior of beauty. If you're still not convinced, allow your eyes to sit on Gloria's exquisite ebony eye horns as your ears sit on the crystal clear musical notes jumping off of those glasses. Why isn't she in a Cascade commercial?!
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The next time you're sitting at a table full of half-empty glasses at the end of a wedding reception, you better hope that you're sitting next to Miss Gloria Parker. She can entertain all your senses. Doesn't that sound like a baby nightingale cooing into a wind chime made of gay icicles? Miss Gloria Parker is MAGIC.
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**whoopsie - magnificent
What a magnificient creature
These women don't know how to make glasses ring?Really? My brother and I used our water glasses in restaurants to annoy our parents. It was great for when we were out with other families and their kids would jump in too and our parents couldn't retaliate by whacking us without making a big scene. I really miss fucking with my parents.
Kathie Lee is so passive aggressive. She can't go through one segment with out demeaning someone. I don't know how Hoda hasn't knocked her out yet. Unfortunately it's more entertaining watching K & H because you know some bad shit will come out of K's mouth and alcoholic mind and Rachel Ray is about as interesting as watching paint dry.
Yes, she was one of Woody Allen's magnificent clients in Broadway Danny Rose.
LOL. Watched this yesterday. Hoda could not do it.
Ita Whamo...stfu KLG & yes def Endora.
Fourth hour of the Today Show MK? That's a painful way to dull the pain after sugery! Ven 10 slurred minutes of Kathie Lee is enough for a week. You should do a field trip to your local fire station... that'll get your juices flowing again hahahah
And "CORRUPTION BEGINS IN THE COURTROOM!!!! album" - I was expecting "Trouble at the food line," "Crowded aisles at Walmart," or my fave "Priests in the backroom" but not an ode to courtrom melodrama! Good for Granny! She has a social conscience... See, Madge is a poor excuse for a grandma! Gloria knows how it's done! But can she play exhaust pipes?! ;p
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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She had quite the eyebrow situation as a young woman.
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"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK
Ha now we know where Angie got her leg pose...from Gloria in thumb 3!
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When Cathy Lee starts to sing my eardrums slam shut and go lalalalalalalalalal im not listening..
Those early pics give me an Endora from bewitched vibe...getting old SUCKS...one day we are all going to be old gray and shriveled up...
*leaves thread depressed*
I love that Kathie Lee and the other host can't play the glasses, when the obvious answer is you need a light touch. "Push harder!" says Kathie Lee. Gloria isn't going to tell them.
How tall is she? 3 feet? Kathie Lee jumping back into her "Name That Tune" days there.
Wonder what she was suing over. Probably the clouds were the wrong shapes and she wanted a bazillion dollars.
Did I just see this enormously talented ho in "Broadway Danny Rose"?