Aretha Franklin Is Not Here For The Chicken
The likes of Aretha Franklin, Basement Baby, Meryl Streep, Anna Wintour, Olivia Wilde, Michael Kors and Andy Cohen all paid $40,000 a plate to pass through a mob of protesters (okay, there were like 4) to eat dinner at the Obama fundraiser at Sarah Jessica Parker's multi-million dollar West Village stall last night. Most stayed through dinner, listened to Obama's speech, did tequila shots off of Michael Kors' muffin top belly button with Michelle Obama, played a game of Pin the Tail on the SJP and "accidentally" wandered into SJP's shoe closet to "accidentally" steal some of her shit. But not Queen Aretha!
The light in SJP's dining room dimmed about 20 minutes into the event when Aretha picked up her glowing chichi domes and got out of that bitch. TMZ was outside of SJP's townhouse and they caught Aretha leaving 20 minutes after showing up. Aretha told them that food was "impressive" and they served "chicken with a mustard sauce, diced tomatoes and a lot of relishes on the side of the plate." Oh, Aretha left real early, because she had more important places to be. Specifically, important places that didn't only serve chicken. Really, chicken?! I know it was a fundraiser, but $40,000 for some shit you can find in the C-Town freezer section if you train your eyes to look for the words "Healthy Choice Chicken Cacciatore." For $40,000, I want eat some dolphin caviar sushi off of Obama's naked body in a champagne room that serves more than just Andre.
I bet Aretha snuck a few dinner rolls in her pocketbook to make up for the cheap ass meal.
This reminds me of when I went on a cruise with my mom and on the first night I sat in the dining room with her while wearing a sweatshirt with a swan playing a baby blue ukulele on it. Okay, I wasn't wearing that sweatshirt, but I just wanted to see if I could make that sentence even gayer. There was this old lady wearing a dusty blond wig at the table next to ours. One of her dinner mates asked her if she was going to have the chicken or the beef. Ole' girl was not playing when she said, "I can get chicken at home, honey. I'm here for the beef."
And that's how my favorite line to use at gay bars was born.
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Lol IF & C6, I agree Aretha does look derpy but she's (sort of) smiling, or maybe happy drunky! Like she's saying Haaaaaaaaiiiiii therrrrrre youuuuu guysssssss!! *sways a little* Glad she's enjoying herself though. ;D
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Submitted by IrishFury on Sat, 06/16/2012 - 10:54pm.
That is possibly the most DERP pic of Aretha I've ever seen. Seriously, spend 10 seconds looking at it.
DERP!
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*whistles and swigs flask on stroll-out*
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Today's Headline:
PRESIDENT OBAMA; THE BIGGEST GOVERNMENT SPENDER IN WORLD HISTORY!
"The President is not as nuts as he may seem at times. He knows very well that he is not a careful spender. His whole mission is to transform the U.S. not into a Big Government country, but a Huge Government country, because only a country run by a Huge Government can be satisfactorily controlled by superior, all wise and beneficent individuals like himself."
That is why he needs to be defeated.
I have only skimmed through the comments but all everyone is doing is arguing about tax payer money being wasted and about how "Obama" is so terrible blah blah blah.
BUT what I wanna know is: was Joe Biden there? Did he sit in the main table or did he have to sit in the kiddie table? Or did he refuse to sit at the kiddie table and opted to eat in the living room using an ottoman to set his plate and glass on top while listening to the conversation in the dining room? : P
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!!!
That is possibly the most DERP pic of Aretha I've ever seen. Seriously, spend 10 seconds looking at it.
DERP!
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Aww, I like you too, but I'm sorry tl;dr ;(
However, Aretha looks amazing in this picture, I have to say! I'm glad she showed up, it's great to see her! Hope she's in better health these days! Blech on SJP...
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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That's right "Within Reason" you are a huge part of the problem we have in this country. Just stick your head in the sand while Rome burns. You are a fool and if you are young, you will live to see the absolute folly of your ignorance.
I lived through the Carter administration and that was devastating to our economy and took two terms of Reagan and a cooperative Congress to get back on track. This president has done more damage in three years just by increasing the debt beyond belief that he makes Carter look like Einstein.
Oh, goody-goody more Obama talk! hahahaha Thanks for the concern, he appreciates it, muchly!
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When Obama does not get re-elected and a few years give some perspective to main stream journalistic reporting, it will be written that Obama's economic model is absolutely modeled upon Marx and Lenin. Look no further than Europe to see what socialism is doing to the economies of Greece and Spain.
I for one, will fight for the United States to regain all of the ground lost during this disastrous administration.
Marxist! LOL!
Yep. It's called code words and dog whistles and they've been using them forever.
Anyone who actually thinks the President is a Marxist is a damn fool and needs to take Political Theory 101 and unplug Fox "News", Limpballs, and Beck.
If the American Dream consists of screwing other people over so you can hide your money in the Caymans, I want nothing to do with it!
Withinreason...so much word!
LaChaylo, and others very well put! Somehow, the talk always turns to Obama regardless of the topic at hand on any thread. You could be talking lost teddy bears and it's inevitably made about the president. hahaha hahaha He is mentioned more than anyone else, every time! Excellent! There is obviously no other viable candidate in the race worth mentioning. All for it, keep talking O.O.O.O.O LOL
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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20 minutes of the Queen is enough. Aretha didn't need to stay longer. In fact, it was a perfect appearance. In and out, short and sweet! The fundraising team should be flattered. Both camps raise money this way, so kudos! The image of Mrs. Obama doing shots, lol bet she would!
"I can get chicken at home, honey. I'm here for the beef." - WORD! ;p
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As usual, MK's side-story is better than the one dished up by the Hollywood and Washington celebrities.
And damn it if "I can get chicken at home, honey. I'm here for the beef." isn't the best pick-up line for any bar. LMAO!
Submitted by gladyslove on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 11:53pm.
Sorry la chola. I dont give credibility to your world view and it's twisted history. Just keep on defending B.O. It will get you far.
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I am with LaChaylo..."Just keep on defending B.O. It will get you far." Well you know why the likes of Mitt have gotten far in this world, it is becuase they have scammed and used their power (nepotism) to earn what they have. It has nothing to do with "hard work" but everything to do with with scamming. They hide profits and do not pay their fair share in their taxes that is how "they get far" in this world! Maybe you should check on your own world views because it sounds as skewed as the next chump in line to be scammed by these rotten individuals. Before you go saying I don't know what I am talking about, let me inform you that I understand that anyone in power as these men are are (Mitt, Obama, etc..), that to gain this power equates some form of undermining those around. In any event, as La Chaylo stated Obama is pretty "center compared to other Presidents", that I would agree is accurate to some degree. Again before you say my credibility is worthless because of this view I defend myself by stating I have studied Arrow's theorem in-depth and I know my way through Anthony Downs work and I have the in's and out's of "An Economic Theory of Democracy" in the dusty file cabinet in my brain so I do have some reality based understanding on politics and world views.
Sorry la chola. I dont give credibility to your world view and it's twisted history. Just keep on defending B.O. It will get you far.
Submitted by gladyslove on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 11:01pm.
Mitt earned his money off the backs of laid-off employees. If you knew you your history - but most refuse to read and learn - Obama is actually pretty center compared to other Presidents.
But nooooo. Angry Conservatives can't call him the n-word so they call him a Marxist. *snaps*
If Obama wins, I say we ALL stop funding the government. His loser constituency doesn't pay taxes so it withers on the vine.....sadly so many people follow like sheep, blinded as the Marxist slowly takes away their liberty and freedom.
And if Mitt Romney does have a golf course on one of his properties it is because he earned the money to employ people to install it. What's wrong with that? It's called the American Dream.
"Abortion is the sacrament of Liberalism and the party of Death"
Submitted by Rocket on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 12:03pm.
Mitt Romney had his fundraiser at the Papa John's Pizza man's place. That guy has his own golf course on his property while some people can barely pay their bills.
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I can't stand that guy; always looks like he's on drugs.
"Better ingredients." :head jerk: "Better pizza." :head jerk: "Papa John's."
What do people want? You complain about Government take-over of our lives, yet you whine that Obama isn't doing enough to create jobs? What happened to the extension of the Bush Tax cuts that were supposed to help the JOB CREATORS???? Give me a Break!!
Whether people realize it or not, it is because of government we didn't feel the Recession like they did in 1929, or half you Mofos would be jumping out of buildings begging for a better life.
Seniors didn't feel it like other because of social security (Government). The moral of the story is that capitalism and socialism has to work together if we want balance..
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Don't work for a call center, but believe whatever you want!
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 3:26pm.
Honey, if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck and answers billing calls, it's a call center peon. Own your shame!
"Money may be tight but I have love, happiness and friendship in my life, so loser? Nope ". - that's what all the losers say ... nobody's buying it. p.s. money's always tight when you're living a minimum wage life - get used to it.
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 3:18pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 12:56pm
you're a call center peon? No. who's on gossip sites while pretending to work? Am working.
Ahahahaha! really, really sucks to be you. Ahahahaha! Actually being me is pretty awesome but fuck off anyway.
if any candidate ever has a 40 cents a plate fundraiser maybe you can save up and go, loser. Money may be tight but I have love, happiness and friendship in my life, so loser? Nope.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 12:56pm
you're a call center peon? who's on gossip sites while pretending to work? wow! your life is even MORE pathetic than I would have guessed
Ahahahaha! really, really sucks to be you. Ahahahaha!
if any candidate ever has a 40 cents a plate fundraiser maybe you can save up and go, loser.
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 2:04pm.
Submitted by clairey claire on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 12:00pm.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 11:36am.
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Says its a townhouse, not just an apartment. Looks like at least 5 stories. Not too shabby
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yeah I know. I was just being a dick and making fun of Seabiscuit's digs. That commercial where she's gushing about having the prez come over to HER place...oy. gag me with a fork.
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Ah. Gotcha. Your attention to detail is again validated :)
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SJP, Anna Wintour, Olivia Wilde, Michael Kors and Andy Cohen
hmmmmmm, gee, yeah, i can't imagine why Aretha would have wanted to leave . . .
and, i too like Brazilian churas. restaurants and do not waste my belly space on chicken. and pretty much that's one of the few comments on here worth following-up
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
what a spectacle.
so tired of the obama is a communist meme. full employment is part of a communist system - we're in no danger of having full employment in the u.s.
Lol @ Aretha because my husband and I are the same way. Whenever we go to any party or event (read: RARELY) the first thing we talk about on the way out is the food. "Oh that chicken was alright.""They served good bread." "Everything was kind of bland except that pie you brought." We could attend a meal honoring the life of Nelson Mandela and we'd be like "That was a really good chicken pot pie, everything else, meh."
Submitted by clairey claire on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 12:00pm.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 11:36am.
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Says its a townhouse, not just an apartment. Looks like at least 5 stories. Not too shabby
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yeah I know. I was just being a dick and making fun of Seabiscuit's digs. That commercial where she's gushing about having the prez come over to HER place...oy. gag me with a fork.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 1:12pm.
I don't know about all this political talk... I do believe one thing though... I believe that children are our future, teach them well and let them lead the way.... show them all the beauty they possess insiiiiiiiiide.
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are u chanelling nippy? cuz there is only one nippy lol
agirl -- not you, hon. Someone obviously got the crap beat out of him on the playground and now obviously hates women. What a loser. Nothing good ever comes out of his mouth.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 11:49am.
PrettyHateMachine -- you just can't win with some people. Don't you know we're all barren, overweight, middle-aged, useless hags to the resident woman hater?
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You rang?
*honks Lucy's 32Cs on the way out*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
LMAO Jacko!
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Have a good one Luci
ANOTHER politics thread? Is this to prepare us for another God thread on Saturday followed by a Beyonce thread on Sunday? Not here for this shit.
Have a nice weekend, everyone.
TEAM ARETHA! She can do no wrong, therefore, her leaving 20 minutes after arriving is not wrong.
They are lucky she graced their nasty party with cheap ass food (at those prices! Child!) at all.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 1:13pm.
KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!!
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With a mustard relish lube please.
*cuts $40,000 check*
KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
$40,000 is a down payment on a fucking house.
Celebrities make me SICK.
Oh look: All the protesters are white.
It doesn't matter which party it is: all are slime owned by the same people. Vote anyway.
I don't know about all this political talk... I do believe one thing though... I believe that children are our future, teach them well and let them lead the way.... show them all the beauty they possess insiiiiiiiiide.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
I see that the community from JJ have joined us in this thread. *passes around a box of Tim Horton's donuts laced with LSD*
WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING ASSHOLE RACIST COMMENTS I'm writing Sucky i for President
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Those poor sorry souls with the signs wanted that chicken.
Why are you people talking politics when the real story is paying $40K for frickin chicken?? That chicken better build me a house or something.
Haha I said "you people"
sounds as if the D-Listed Hefty Hausfrau Brigade are a bunch of bitter teabaggers. figures.
Just so you know, not everyone that disagrees with the socialist/elitist view is a "teabagger"
What a great many ordinary people have a problem with is a government takeover of just about every aspect of our lives, people that can but won't work because they are getting freebies and then that whole "we're for the people" BS while they do shit like this fundraiser.
I personally have no problem with rich people.
They hire us. I have no problem with people enjoying their wealth. What I have a problem is people talking out of both sides of their mouths, acting like they give a shit about the middle and low income people and then
have these obscene fundraisers.
Skinny/Fat, kudo's to you. You've got some balls to make your statement on here. The left/socialists are going to go after you.
Snowy - sowy. I cornfussed you and Bernards comments. I was getting yelled at by some bitch who's language is still unknown to me, who can't understand what the fuck a quarterly billing is and that we bill at the beginning of the quarter and our tech has those three months to complete the fucking service. UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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