Jenny McCarthy Sexted Her Dentist On Accident
The real story here is that her Christian Scientist-esque ass lets her kid see a dentist. They inject the novacaine. How has her vaccine hatred not launched an investigation here? Dental pain management methods might be causing children to end up like the kid in We Need To Talk About Kevin! That kid fucking sucked! Spoiler alert - he jerked off harder when he knew his mom was watching!
Or what if novacaine injections are making it so later on in life kids grow up to be the kind of drivers who cut bitches off across three lanes of traffic so they make their exit? Dicks. I'm surprised her kid isn't Captain Yuckmouth Jr.
Jenny McCarthy is currently whoring a television project, so she needs to offer up some amusing bon mots about what a hot n' fun mom she is. I see your eyes rolling like beautiful marbles!
(via Starpulse)
She explained, "It's horrific to remember. Evan woke up and said, 'There's this weird thing on my gum.' ...So I called the dentist and said, 'This is insane'. He said, 'Take a picture of it and send it to me.'
"So I'm taking a picture of it and I'm sending it to the dentist and I sent him a nude on accident (sic)! I swear to God! The dentist is, like, 80 years old. I literally screamed at the top of my lungs."
Unless her dentist is smoking pole, he probably loovvveeed it. She totally sexted on purpose. This bitch was so trying to cadge free dental care. Singled Out was a long-ass time ago.
You still have to work as a dentist in your 80s? People that age get dementia. You could end up with a toothless sucking anus maw when you wake up. Eff that.
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Why is it so hard to believe that she sent that picture by mistake? And did the dentist felt the urge to share this with the world? It's absurd, you can't trust anyone these days. Thank God they have a high value for privacy at TMJ Tucson, this should be the case everywhere.
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She reminds me of a newly single friend of mine whose every move on FB is filled with innuendo, something sexual, calling attention to her figure or clothes or what have you. Looking for physical validation screams insecurity.
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Argh! Not just *all the comments below* but no medical practicioner who is inclined to keep his/her license would ever -ever- suggest a differential via phone photo. Ridiculous! He'd say come in, regardless.
Otherwise, that's a malpractice case I'd take YESTERDAY.
Like an 80 year oldish dentist has a camera phone..scratch that...knows how to use it. This story is too much, LIES.
Why specify his age tho bitch? Make it plain, nobody at any age finds you hot, leave the elderly out of it!
I agree with the phantom story theory.
What a frigging load. You call up the pic u want to send and u send it. It's not possible to accidentally send a pic. You have to select the one u want to send. I don't believe she sent anything at all. I think she just said she did for the attention. I doubt her
fossil dentist reads the internet, so she knows he won't contradict her.
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"I literally screamed at the top of my lungs!" After everything else her son went through, he had to endure that too.
C6, hahaha exactly, creative storytellin' pulled out of her publicist's butt to entertain. The dentist is probably 60 (lol, OFFENDED!). She sent him the photo of the tooth and the dentist texted her a picture of his PeenPeen by mistake when he replied because she was bothering him off-hours! lol ;)
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 06/16/2012 - 1:29am.
Lolol RandéS, well said! ;D
I also unbelieve her sexting an 80 year-old dentist unstory hahahah
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Wtf, lmao, fking idiot she is. First she's "living roadside" and now she's got dumbass nude photos on her phone and forwards one to a senior citizen. And who the fk "texts" their goddamn doctor?! Moron
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Lolol RandéS, well said! ;D
I also unbelieve her sexting an 80 year-old dentist unstory hahahah
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Yeahhhhh. Because we all have our dentist's cell phone number.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 06/16/2012 - 12:28am.
Jenny said her son was "undiagnosed" from autism the other day *two eye rolls* she has probably unconsidered her unstance against unvaccination too!
LOL! Maybe he was misdiagnosed, leading to her mistakes and misconceptions about the effects of vaccination?
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Please: It's "rahnday."
PR person: "We have to come up with an angle to help speed along all of your current promotions. A scandalous story! Do you have any stories involving sex that we can spin?"
JennY: "I KNOW! There was this one time..."
BLAH. BLAH. BLAH.
"I've had crabs. I've had lice. I've had the clap and that ain't nice. SO WHAT!?!?!?!"
"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure..."
Maybe the JMcC nude un-heterosexed her dentist - in which case, Hef and the Bachmanns should be apprised.
I'm not a violent person, nor do I advocate violence, but this bitch really works my last nerve.
Jenny said her son was "undiagnosed" from autism the other day *two eye rolls* she has probably unconsidered her unstance against unvaccination too!
Did you get THE "novacaine" today too, MK? lollol ;) ☼♥☼
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My list Of people on the island is endless, Chris "punchaho" Brown, All the Whoretrashians, Hohan for sure, Kelly Osborne, Parasite .damn the list would never end...but trouble is an island is too good for these fucktards, so is hell, I wish just oblivion on them, for them to just disappear into nothingness.....which is also too good for these fucktards
Flip Cup How many children have you killed with your silly vaccination scam?
I call BS. BTW, where is my comment?
At least he wasn't vaccinated. How many deaths on your head?
Hicks from some Chicago neighborhoods say "on accident" instead of "by accident" ... it's one of the many ways you can tell they're hicks
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
She strikes me as someone who does shit like this on purpose just so she can tell the story for attention. She's otherwise incredibly irrelevant and anoying.
Her boobs are as fake as her stories.
Who would even go to an 80 year old dentist? *makes all weird noises with sucking thing*
Oh, Christ. Shut the fuck up.
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This woman would send naked pictures of herself to anyone of any age on the planet if she thought it would get her attention.
She's now an IndiHO Mom of a CRINGal child...
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You know the dentist was all OMG GO TO THE E.R. NOW!!!!
Submitted by saltydog88 on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 4:11pm.
...The Island is a magical place my friend and I invented because we decided wishing people would die was too mean so instead we wish they'd end up on an island and never have to hear of them again.
Best childhood idea EVER.
I never keep photos like that on my phone. Just dangerous...too dangerous. What was she thinking?
Hekki, JS would be in hell on the island, they're all grown ups there so nobody to molester. *evil laugh* And like we haven't ALL accidentally sent our plethora of nudes to random strangers on accident, please get off your high horses.
ETA lmao @ "the Island" saltydog!! *writes that down*
Saltydog, I have the same type of place for the exact same reason. Except my place is called Smurf Island and my friends and I banish famous and non-famous alike to Smurf Island. We don't have a president though. I need to get on that.
I'm not sure if anyone remembers seeing the Unicef commercial with The Smurfs and bombs being dropped on their village...that was the inspiration for Smurf Island. An island where I could "send" people who irritate me and then have cartoon bombs dropped on them (though my simple ass still has not a clue why UNICEF hates The Smurfs so badly).
http://youtu.be/Aa782wOrUVM
And yes, I agree that J McCarthy is a fantastic addition to either island.
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Could this bitch be more transparent?
Her son is autistic and his mother is an internet attention ho who won't accept his autism, let alone give him the right treatment.
Frankly, if he makes it through high school alive, yet alone well adjusted, it'll be a miracle.
Okay, I'm picturing an 80 year old man trying to yank a tooth out with pliers when he can't even open a jar anymore. *laughs and goes to hell*
LOL @ J. Harvey.
In her defense, her hard drive is mostly nude photos of her. You could try to click on "Evangum.jpg" and accidentally click on "muffcloseup3611.jpg" instead.
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LALALALALALA Jenny McCarthy I CAN'T HEAR YOU but STFU anyway! I can still see your stupid ugly lips moving!
Wish I could see the look on the dentist's face when he got that. I bet he was like "I'm gonna need you to come in so I can get a closer look"
Jenny,
Shut the fuck up.
Love,
Your Son
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Wrong dry socket, bitch.
Submitted by agirl on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 4:59pm.
theater time!!! time to butter your popcorn!
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That poor kid.He may be autistic, but I'm sure he knows how to use the internets.
How pathetic is it that Jim Carrey was probably the most stable parental figure in this kid's life?
I can't with this attention whore!
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
"You could end up with a toothless sucking anus maw when you wake up."
But think of the bee jays!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 4:31pm.
Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 4:28pm.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 4:05pm.
She has random nude self portraits on her phone? For why?
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And you don't?
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Please forward photographic evidence. Thank you, in advance, for your cooperation.
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HOW DARE YOU.
Kidding. But yeah, no, I don't keep n00dz on my phone. Everyday life is embarrassing enough, thankyouverymuch.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Don't u just hate it when that happens!!! I swear Jenny...so feel your pain! olol
@ Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 4:16pm.
*entering 479-461-Jack as contact*
Submitted by saltydog88 on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 4:11pm.
The Island is a magical place my friend and I invented because we decided wishing people would die was too mean so instead we wish they'd end up on an island and never have to hear of them again.
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I like this Island. Would love to buy the Kardashians a one-way ticket to this lovely resort.
Because everyone keeps nekkid pics of themselves on their phones right?!! *eyeroll*