SCANDALOSO: Justin Theroux & Jennifer Aniston Bring Their Hard Nipples To The Vatican
When you go to the Vatican, there's a sign that tells you to cover up your knees and shoulders or a gang of altar boys will drag you into a room where Mad Mel Gibson will scream at you to blow him for an hour. The walls of the Sistine Chapel don't want to be covered in sin from being exposed to your bare knees and bare shoulders, because:
Child rape: meh.
Bare shoulders and bare knees: Blasphemoso!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Note: Google Translation tells me "bestemmiare" is Italian for blasphemy, but that just doesn't have the dramatic effect I was looking for.)
But rules are rules and apparently, Jennifer Aniston only followed half of the rules when she and Justin continued their European photo-op tour by visiting Vatican City yesterday. When a tour guide took Jen and Justin to the Basilica, she covered her shoulders but kept her knees out. This led The Daily Mail to ask the extremely important question: "Did the Vatican bend the rules for Jennifer?" No, the Vatican didn't bend the rules for Jen's knees. Jen is just a badass motherfucking rebel now that she's with the baddest dude in Bel Air. They break rules, that's just what they do. But seriously...
I went to the Vatican at Christmas times and unfortunately I didn't see Lucifer show himself through exposed knee caps, but I did see some hotter shit. There were these two really trashy and really glamorous "in a Juicy Couture sweatsuits with heels kind of way" tourists shoving through the crowd in front of the giant nativity scene to get to the front. They shoved at me, I shoved at them and then one of them actually shouted, "Get the fuck out of the way, I want to see the Baby Jesus!" Baby Jesus has been gifted with gold, frankincense and myrrh, but the greatest gift he ever got was the gift of the fuck word from two pieces of trash.
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He needs a new haircut. Well, ok. They BOTH need new haircuts!
boring............................
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 10:08pm.
And Theroux is annoying and has a ridiculous hairline.
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For me, Theroux will always be that guy whose dick wouldn't stay hard unless Brenda Chenowith tied him up in bed, called him a bad boy, and spanked him.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 8:50pm.
Deb, I'm Catholic Lite and even I know its just politics and not Jesus after the first half of the first century.
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Byork, the same type of person who claims to be above it all, yet takes an obvious dig (that's you). That's also what makes the Brange so annoying with their holier than thou attitude, yet they never hesitate to bring out the kids for another Cheetos publicity run.
What kind of person gets so worked up over celebs who don't know them and could give a shit about them? Why are people calling each other names in here over Jennifer Aniston? The Aniston lovers are as bad as the Brangeloonies. And Theroux is annoying and has a ridiculous hairline.
Pitt is widely rumored to be the vice star Trent Spent, a bisexual man. If he's such an advocate for gays, why doesn't he come out as gay/bisexual? He's probably waiting until his career is really in the toilet.
Submitted by Fat Lady on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 1:39am.
She's so desperate she's going to be a beard now? WOW
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Beard for WHO? Are we seriously questioning Justin's sexuality now? GTFO. He was in a relationship on and off for 14 years! And according to the loons and the ignorant, he's apparently a big fat nobody who is using her for her fame (cough cough) and at the same time has nobody in Hollywood to impress. So why the fuck would he need a "beard"? He's not some big George Clooney type that would need to hide who he really is. Maybe Mr. Pitt is also hiding behind his beard and 6 children, if that's the case.
Clueless mother fuckers in here. Yeah, that's right, I went there.
WTF - but I haz to wear those! My sons freak out if Im showing nipple while I'm out and about. My husband doesnt mind but the kids start throwing their hoodies on me.
Deb, I'm Catholic Lite and even I know its just politics and not Jesus after the first half of the first century.
"Get the fuck out of the way, I want to see the Baby Jesus!"
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Well. I wonder if she plans on using the same line on St. Peter...and how well she thinks that's gonna work....assuming she even gets as far as St. Peter, that is....
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@WTFOMGLOL- thanks for the tips on bobeez. Beats wearing foam padding to hide the nipples from the public who can't handle them.
Jen can show off those legs anytime she wants, because unlike the Twig with veiny, chicken legs, she has nice, toned ones.
How much did Chicken legs directorial failure make?? A paltry 300,000 thousand!!
The Catholic church like the Brange use charities to sanitize their wrongdoing.
Employing artists doesn't really make up for covering up rape of young boys.
The KKK want to adopt a highway so they can "beautify America". Doesn't make up for their being racist assholes.
The Vatican is responsible for a lot of evil shit. It is also responsible for a lot of good through the centuries.
Think about your country, whatever it is. Most people would say they love their country, even if they hate their government or what it has done in the past.
Look, I'm a "recovering Catholic". I don't attend Mass (unless it's somebody's wedding or funeral), and I think a lot of it is BS.
But after the fall of Rome, the Church was the only game in town. It preserved learning. It helped the poor and sick. But by filling Rome's void, it became a power itself. And we all know that power corrupts.
Finally, the Church employed thousands of artists and artisans. St. Peter's is filled with some of the western world's greatest art.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Crazy ass loons escaped from the JJ cult again.
Yeah, b/c no one in Europe has seen any of the movies she's made in the past 7 years .. .when she makes atleast 2 a year . OKAY.
As for the papz. They know she's there. Isnt hard to follow her from her hotel to whatever place she's visiting that day. WHO the hell would call papz to follow them around the Vatican?!! Just b/c Brangelina obviously calls the papz to take pics of her at museums with her children while sportin' her new engagement ring ... doesnt mean Aniston would do it. Jolie is the PR queen.
Submitted by Craigypants on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 9:33am.
She is obviously paying photogs to follow her around. Nobody in Europe would even know who she is, Nor would they care. She hasn't been in anything decent in over a decade. She is just another poorly dressed tourist, giving us in America a bad name.
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That's what I was thinking! Who the hell in Europe really knows her? Her movies have all bombed and Friends was not big over there.
In the 11th thumbnail it looks like she's trying to copy the "LEG" pose. Jen, close your damn legs.. there's no red carpet there !
So, I take it that the Vatican the newest hot spot to troll with your relationship of convenience... *eyeroll*...fuckin' loons.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 12:21pm.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 12:36pm.
I saw that! They shan't be getting my $12.50. No, I'll watch it in the privacy of my basic cable in a couple of years.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Joe, guess the masses aren't really seeing Tommy as a metal front man.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 12:27pm.
This Nipples-Out Tour is because Wanderlust is being released in Western Europe this month (though not in Italy till December--hmmm) and on DVD in the USA on June 19th. Box office to date world-wide is $21.4m on a budget of "N/A."
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'Rock of Ages' ain't doin' so well on its opening weekend, either.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 12:30pm.
Yup (so far). $17.3m in the US. The reviews I scanned said the cast was stellar but the story sorta meh.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Rande, really it only made $21 million world wide? Wow, was it THAT bad? Im almost embarrased for Aniston.
This Nipples-Out Tour is because Wanderlust is being released in Western Europe this month (though not in Italy till December--hmmm) and on DVD in the USA on June 19th. Box office to date world-wide is $21.4m on a budget of "N/A."
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Please: It's "rahnday."
One thing about nipples showing through a bra: some women don't like wearing those awful styrofoam bras that have become the norm at many shops like Victoria's Secret. I hate them. Yes, they make your breasts look bigger and you can't see nipples, but I refuse to wear styrofoam or whatever that foam is called - so fake.
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they are a freakin' godsend. cami's, skimpy t-shirts, wear anything you want. a skimpy little bra underneath and these .. you're golden.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 10:21am.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 8:01am.
Is that MigraineSue's blog?
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Jeanneee, reading that blog will really twist your knickers. Haha. How are you feeling today? My labor started at my back. I'm thinking of you and wishing you well in this heat. Take care.
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 12:09pm.
Why should Aniston show the Vatican ANY respect? This is a place that helped cover up the rape of thousands of little boys.
If I were her I would have worn a "Vatican Hearts NAMBLA" shirt.
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THIS! Or maybe I heart Prada! Haha
the jew/greek thing was fucking lame.
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Why should Aniston show the Vatican ANY respect? This is a place that helped cover up the rape of thousands of little boys.
If I were her I would have worn a "Vatican Hearts NAMBLA" shirt.
Submitted by Gigaboob on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 3:38am.
I'm more offended by her accessorizing with a greasy douchebag.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
You mean paying photogs like Brandgelina? Of course people in Europe know who Aniston is and she's much more well liked than Chicken leg. Europeans are much more direct and can see through their charity bullshit.
How many bombs have Brandgelina made in the past 10-15 years? Too many to count. That's why they leverage their brand. If they were truly good actors, their acting would speak for itself.
Aniston with that fit body, nice hair and not a lot of make-up gives Americans a good name.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 8:01am.
Is that MigraineSue's blog?
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
She is obviously paying photogs to follow her around. Nobody in Europe would even know who she is, Nor would they care. She hasn't been in anything decent in over a decade. She is just another poorly dressed tourist, giving us in America a bad name.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 7:26am.
Submitted by cake coke and cock on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 1:44am.
isn't Jen a Jew?
Greek. But you're close!
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Jen is wearing a white bra, but it's not one of those padded bras that hides the (god forbid) nipples.
In other pics, one can see a tourist wearing a skirt that shows the knees. People in Rome are pretty casual, it's Milan where most men are dressed in black slacks and the women in really nice clothes, ranging from great fitting jeans to really cool dresses.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 12:24am.
Haha sorry. I've been reading radfem blog content all day and it's worked me into a lather of righteousness. FUCK THE PATRIARCHY RAAAAAAH
Is that MigraineSue's blog?
Submitted by cake coke and cock on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 1:44am.
isn't Jen a Jew?
Greek. But you're close!
because:
Child rape: meh.
^100% this. Sacred Schmacred.
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For your health.
this shit made me lol. That doesn't happen very often.
Submitted by mefunigirl on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 3:54am.
This.
I wouldn't walk into a synagogue, temple or a mosque dressed inappropriately, even if I don't believe what they do. She went to this building because she knows it's a place that means a lot to millions, otherwise, it's just another building and she would have walked right past it correct? Knowing that, you can't put 5 mins more effort in to what you wear?
No cause you're special.
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um, perhaps she didn't plan on going there?
Besides, I've seen lots of european tourist girls going just about anywhere without wearing a bra. She's hardly the first woman to ever set foot in the vatican dressed like that. It's only a big deal because it's Jen.
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Jennifer Aniston has got to be the most pathetic older lady. I mean sure she's got a toned body, but after the age of 21... have some self respect and wear a bra. Jen, you're not young and no one cares anymore. The "girl next door" / smart water phase has passed. No one wants to see. Cover up your sh* with some ann taylor cardigan and call it a day.
Submitted by Lope on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 1:49am.
Yeah, God forbid someone should show some class or respect for another culture. Anyone who goes to Europe knows to e prepared for this if you want to go into a church. You can't even walk into Harrod's in shorts- and they don't make any exceptions for celebrities. Going into someone's sacred house of worship, even if you don't happen to believe what they believe, should be done with a little more reverence than a mini, a halter top and a pair of flip flops. Gross.
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This.
I wouldn't walk into a synagogue, temple or a mosque dressed inappropriately, even if I don't believe what they do. She went to this building because she knows it's a place that means a lot to millions, otherwise, it's just another building and she would have walked right past it correct? Knowing that, you can't put 5 mins more effort in to what you wear?
No cause you're special.
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I'm not an Anistonloonie and I'd like to say fuck the vatican, but its not really a big issue.
Rachel showing her hard nips is probably the most exciting thing bitch her done in like 10-20 years, since she got that nose job and changed her last name from Anistonopolous.
If I can't wear it to church, I can't wear it while visiting the Vatican, but that's just me. I think I'm more offended by her accesorizing with a greasy douchebag.
Submitted by Lope on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 1:49am.
And personally, I'm more grossed out by the flip flops. I do not understand wearing them when you're nowhere near the beach. She's going to the most sacred place of a billion people worldwide, and she can't put on a pair of shoes? Classy.
Her nips showed up for the ceremony though!
Honestly? I think all religion is male dominated and male cursed. I think most religion is evil. Fuck religion. Fuck it to hell and back. Women are the rulers of the universe but you won't hear that in any typical religious doctrine.
Yes. I went there.
Yeah, God forbid someone should show some class or respect for another culture. Anyone who goes to Europe knows to e prepared for this if you want to go into a church. You can't even walk into Harrod's in shorts- and they don't make any exceptions for celebrities. Going into someone's sacred house of worship, even if you don't happen to believe what they believe, should be done with a little more reverence than a mini, a halter top and a pair of flip flops. Gross.
And personally, I'm more grossed out by the flip flops. I do not understand wearing them when you're nowhere near the beach. She's going to the most sacred place of a billion people worldwide, and she can't put on a pair of shoes? Classy.
isn't Jen a Jew? Joke's on you bitches!
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She's so desperate she's going to be a beard now? WOW.
Haha! Nipple schmipple.
Seriously, what a shitass vacation with photographers. They should have just went to St. Pierre and Madeira. No one around there I bet!
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 12:52am.
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@Jeaneee,
Trying to induce labor, eh? ;^)