Good Morning, Here's Thor In A Wetsuit
There's really nothing to say about these pictures of Chris Hemsworth making waves jizz by humping them (yes, that's how sea foam is made) in Maroubra and pictures of him making eyes jizz by strolling around the pool area of his Sydney hotel in a towel. It was a wonderful weekend to be a wave.... and Thor's surfboard.... and Thor's towel. Thor's hammer poking at his wetsuit tells me that he's not "happy" to see us, but he is sort of "meh" to see us and that's more than we could ever ask for.
And DAMN at those arms. Dude could win an arm wrestling match against a marble statue. I bet if you butt humped one Thor's made-of-stone arms, it would make sparks. It was also polite of Thor to define the shit out of that V muscle. I mean, the V muscle only exists to give you a place to put your hands while giving a beej. What a gentleman that Thor is.
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he is 6'5, im 5'9, so i can only see upto the shoulders if we were doing sexc times, so i dont worry about the face as much, cuz id only be looking at him from the neck down.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 12:37pm.
More please!
Face is a little derpy but I am pleased with what's happening from the neck down! :D
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I love you, GG. LOL
DAYUM, you need *shades* to hit that. He's bright!!!
Thank you for the eye candy. Yes, he's a butterface (male version), but hell yes, I would hit it.
He is fair, and will burn in that sun. I had blisters and sun poisoning as a kid. That was a mess. keep the wet suit on.....
Meh. Hot in Star Trek, not so much here. He's looking a bit Ryan Kwanten-ish (Jason Stackhouse is too stupid to be hot).
I want to ride Thor into Valhalla.
MK, my how you rhapsodize... that's how panty cream is made, right?! You had me at "making eyes jizz and his "V muscle" YES YES YES! lolololol
This isn't Miley's piece right? I get them confused all the time.
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Fuck. Yes.
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK
He has a great body. Not totally in to his face, but the body is awesome *nodnod*
so sad, that nowadays all you have to do to be considered "sexy" is to hit the gym 5 times a week
what about charisma? talent? a face that every other guy of your age doesn't have?
I've just realised he looks like George W. Bush in the face depatment, oh dear.
Well, day-ummmm.
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
Nice body, shame about the lousy dye job, beady eyes & Falcor-esque nostrils. Definitely appreciate guys who embraces their natural skin tone, no matter how dark or light.
I agree, Thor was pretty dull. Glad I saw it at the dollar theater. Too bad my purse stuc to the floor!
I don't get it with this guy. He isn't even cute.
Thor sucked, but I would never say no to more shirtless pics of Chris Hemsworth. His brother is fug, though. And stupid, since he's apparently engaged to a Cyrus.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
Foxxy, what? They think she is a fat tick?
what a bunch of morons.
OT- Nope, he still doesn't do it for me.
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A simple game of self-respect
You flick a switch and the world goes off
Nobody jumps as you expect
I would have thought you would have had enough by now
He looks like a large Jenna Bush.
Reiterating what a lot have said, like NOT IMPRESSED, too beefy and pale. Don't like long hair and beady eyes. Derp face. The only blonde for me is Gosling (yeah, I know a lot of you don't like him, just more for me to love).
Does he wax his nipples?
Thank you thank you thank you! :D Me gusta.
The only reason I liked Thor!
what a bod!
But dude, go get some sun, soon you'll be all shiny like those twilighty vampires
Long hair on men is the biggest turn-off in the world. Also, his eyes are too close together. Even if you bag over his head, it would be to hard to enjoy the ride.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 1:05pm
OT: hi PSL - you prob did not see my late comment. "Ticky" simply stands for "fat tick" - one of them wrote it in full a couple of days ago. your theory gave them WAY too much credit. they don't run that deep, lmao
OT: i am announcing to all papparzzi who may read this that the women of DListed will put together a bounty the likes of which never even considered by the New Oreleans Saints if you can get a beach shot of Shemar Moore and Chris Hemsworth together. 1, 2, 3 .... GO
/excuses self for a private moment to reflect on togetherness with Shemar and Chris
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
6'5"????????????????????????????????????
*swoons*
Neither he nor his brother do it for me.
Sorry.
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A simple game of self-respect
You flick a switch and the world goes off
Nobody jumps as you expect
I would have thought you would have had enough by now
Oh my god. YES PLEASE. I would hit it ten ways to Sunday.
merry festivus and god bless us everyone.
what Mel-Tang said.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
More please!
Face is a little derpy but I am pleased with what's happening from the neck down! :D
tissuesss tisssueess tissueessss.
his face is alright its nothing special, but when you stick an alright face to a hot body, u automatically lift the fuckable scale from 6 to 7.5 out of 10.
if the world wasnt so judgmental and call me a slut. id bang him.
Cute but a little too George W Bush in the face.
Usually the muscular types do nothing for me, but *this* guy--swoon. I think i would like him better if he loses a bit of bulk. still.
his bro does nothing for me (could be guilt of association).
have only seen him as thor, and i liked him.
more please!
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I really never find myself attracted to blondes, but this guy has it ALL going on! Yum! And he was delicious in The Avengers, too.
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First of all I just read someone post that he is 6'5"? My perfect "ideal" man height! And how cute are surfers in wetsuits?! Reminds me of all those summers on the beach. Good times. And the shots of him in the towel are insanely sexy. He's fine.
Moving on.
If you'll excuse me I have to run out to make a deposit at the spank bank. This shit will collect interest, and appreciate in value. The economic metaphor isn't work here. I'll just say "damn, son".
is he dumb? he looks dumb.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 11:23am.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 11:15am.
*faints*
Did you catch that he's 6'5"? Crikey!
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I did indeed. All the blood rushed from my head to my errmm..toes.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 11:46am.
He's the better-looking brother but he also does nothing for me.
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agreed...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
He's the better-looking brother but he also does nothing for me.
Submitted by The Fly on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 11:37am.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 11:32am.
Hello back! Nice to meet you :) Brigidine Convent, Randwick.
I never saw anyone that looked like CH when I used to lounge around Maroubra Beach.
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Nice to meet you.
A couple of surfer guys from my school were good-looking. But, yeah, there aren't many as big as Chris. (*cough*)
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Hahaha...seems to me the Maroubra guys were always kinda weedy with split ends
Surfer guys are highly overrated. :D
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Submitted by eekin on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 11:26am.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 11:21am.
MK, the V muscle is my weakness . I see it and go all week in the knees......I don't even look at the face. What can I say? I'm a sucker for the V....haha.
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Dear Lord, YES. The V.
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eekin, I know, right? It should be illegal on certain men...haha
There's something caveman-like about the Hemsworth Brothers - Chris is the hotter, more Neanderthal-looking of the two but I like my men with a bit of brute to them.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 11:35am.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 11:30am.
Sucky, thanks for bringing out the fish lover.
OT, have you been surfing lately? Yolo
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BigB, I like your avatar, you are my friend. I want to surf right up your butthole after you take a maximum strength enema.
Aw Sucky, you you are so romantic.........any certain brand that you recommend ?
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 11:31am.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 11:27am.
ESE, I hate clowns....they are freaky. Probably, just a way for pervs to get off undercover. I love staying up all night, but wine and vodka made me sleepy last night.
OT, I still think you could take him down.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 11:32am.
Hello back! Nice to meet you :) Brigidine Convent, Randwick.
I never saw anyone that looked like CH when I used to lounge around Maroubra Beach.
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Nice to meet you.
A couple of surfer guys from my school were good-looking. But, yeah, there aren't many as big as Chris. (*cough*)
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Submitted by Bigbendy on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 11:30am.
Sucky, thanks for bringing out the fish lover.
OT, have you been surfing lately? Yolo
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BigB, I like your avatar, you are my friend. I want to surf right up your butthole after you take a maximum strength enema.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by The Fly on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 11:26am.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 11:20am.
Hey, I grew up in Maroubra and then moved to south Coogee. Are you from that area?
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Yes! I went to high school in Pagewood/Maroubra (Marist) and used to live in Kingsford! Hello!
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Hello back! Nice to meet you :) Brigidine Convent, Randwick.
I never saw anyone that looked like CH when I used to lounge around Maroubra Beach.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 11:29am.
Jack, methinks you are too modest........a very nice trait by the way.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 11:27am.
*tips hat*... howdy do, bendy?!
no sleep, too much to do, and also... the clowns will eat me, you see!... heehee!
hold your bet until i put on brass knuckles, and sneak up on him from behind!LOL!
OT: i think i got it in there, somewhere.
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