Alec Baldwin Hulks Out At A Pap
If you're a pair of butt lips and every day the blood in your veins boils until the follicles you were trying to grow burn off, then there's a good chance you belong to Alec Baldwin. Because not a day goes by when Alec Baldwin doesn't RAAAAAGE the dye off his hair strands. Case in point: This morning in Manhattan, Alec Baldwin HULKED out at two photographers from the NYDN for taking pictures of him and his 28-year-old yoga instructor fiancee Hilaria Thomas coming out the Marriage License Bureau after getting their marriage license. Getting a marriage license with your piece is supposed to cover both of you with a swan fart of love, but Alec popped that bubble when he went after one of the paps.
One of the photographers, Marcus Santos, said Alec kept screaming at them to get back. Marcos claims they stepped back, but Alec kept coming at them. Alec grabbed the other photographer and when Marcos tried to defend his paparazzi partner, the rage came at him. Marcos says that Alec punched him in the chin and pushed him. Marcos filed a police report and the NYPD has opened up an investigation. Meanwhile, Alec jumped on Twitter and claims that the pap is lying. Alec denies throwing punches and says he was the one who got hit with a camera. Oh, and Alec also went there by bringing Trayvon Martin into it.
A "photographer" almost hit me in the face with his camera this morning. #allpaparazzishouldbewaterboarded
I suppose if the offending paparazzi was wearing a hoodie and I shot him, it would all blow over...
The photographer who assaulted me has (belatedly) gone to a hospital claiming injuries. Colin Myler and his NOTW scams come to NY...
Ppl who work in the entertainment industry keep appts w the press on a regular basis. Paparazzi assaulting you on the street duznt count.
There has to be more to this. Just look at the rage in Alec's face in that picture. It's like Marcus just beat him at a game of Words with Friends with the word "ventriloquizing." Shit, I bet that's what really happened.
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"If you're a pair of butt lips and every day the blood in your veins boils until the follicles you were trying to grow burn off, then there's a good chance you belong to Alec Baldwin"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Everytime I think "That's it. There's no way Michael can top his latest ass joke", you go and top it.
You are the ass-master, Michael! Special subject: chocolate starfish. I've never met anyone who put so much thought and effort into a cornholio as you do. You and your no-no must enjoy a very special relationship indeed.
I realize when you become a well known actor/celebrity - having the paparrazi is part of it - but it would get old.
Maybe these guys should just follow the Khardashians, Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson, who welcome and encourage photo shots of themselves.
alec baldwin needs to be put to sleep. one of the most obnoxious men on the face of the earth.
I lost all respect for Alec when he verbally assaulted his daughter via voicemail years ago. It's obvious the guy has anger management issues. His fiance is a fool if she goes through with this marriage. No amount of money is worth being married to someone who can't control their temper.
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james haven ha ha that some funny shit.
wonder if paps shit in the woods (bushes) while stalking their prey?
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Submitted by ItsBritneyBitches on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 1:31am.
If there's just ONE celeb- photographer it's paprazzO. If there are two or more they're paparazzI. Get it right Alec!
Yes! Thank you. And his "duznt" suggests he may not have been engrossed in Words with Friends when he caused that scene on the tarmac last year.
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I have always thought Alec was a great actor. But on the other side of reality I have always found him to be a dick.. so this story does not really surprise me.
Here's a thought, Alec--how 'bout we all ignore you entirely, hmm? 'Cause last time I checked, there weren't any paps following the guys who collect the trash here each week, or the gal who rang up my groceries yesterday, or any other folks who have to work DAMN HARD just to be able to pay their freakin' bills...
Asshat. May you soon be irrelevant enough that the paps don't even bother saying, 'meh' when you walk by, because there aren't any buyers for pictures of you.
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If there's just ONE celeb- photographer it's paprazzO. If there are two or more they're paparazzI. Get it right Alec!
James Haven, you are a martyr to these Hollywood brats but it is surely worth it for the gossip value alone. Enable away!
Did he call the pap a "little pig" with that face of rage? Way to spoil getting your marriage license with gold-digger wife-to-be, wanker!
Perhaps he has his knickers in a twist 'cause his shitty rock of ages movie is SHITTY.
Ugh. Can't stand this self-righteous rage-meister.
JH
You finally came to grace us with your presence how are things with angieho too busy spreading her legs and brad pitt ignoring the shower
Alec is a dick. I work around there and those are not paps. They are working phototogs who cover the perp walk beat by the court. When I got married, one approached me n my hubby for a pic because we had our baby son with us to our marriage at City Hall. Very pleasant guy. These are working shlubs.
Wish someone would beat him up and Sean Penn so they would stop the bullshit already.
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Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 11:26pm.
it appears that you may be neglecting your previously mentioned nanny duties. you in danger, girl
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Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 11:26pm.
oh, JH, you're such a giver... when WILL you find the time to fulfill your dreams of Hollywood stardom, and Mary Kay top salesperson?... such a shame, your plight... heehee!
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James Haven knows just how low those paps go to get the perfect photo! James Haven was out and about with Brad one day and a pap peered out from bushes and shouted "Brad sucks hairy balls!" At first Brad accused James Haven but just as Brad went to take a swing at James Haven, out jumped the pap confessing that it was he who shouted those words and not James Haven.
Alec called James Haven to explain his side of the story. It seems he and Hilaria not to be confused with Malaria (which is a mosquito-borne infectious disease of humans and other animals caused by eukaryotic protists)were ready to take the big step towards marriage and were in a joyous mood. Out jumps a pap yelling at Alec "Hey Lardass, is it true you wear diapers?" Alec swears he stopped wetting the bed, three years ago and it was cruel of the pap to bring up such a negative time in Alec's life.
Alec asked James Haven if he would be his legal counsel if Alec should face criminal charges. James Haven told him he would do his best but doesn't know how much time he could invest because right now he is helping Lindsay Lohan with her tales of woe, and it's taking up all of his free time.
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Alec (my balls), takes himself very seriously, in contrast to the rest of us who do not.
Alex is clearly going for the froat!
i'm confuzzeled... is this part of the whole "Always Be Closing" bit, or is it just that Mr. Baldwin is pretty much usually an asshole?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I love him on 30 Rock but let's be real, I'd rather marry Charlie Sheen than Alec Baldwin. That yoga instructor must hate herself.
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his fiancee is a yoga teacher? LOL. The irony is just delicious.
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I guess the yoga thing isn't working so well.
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 6:22pm.
NAMASTE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!
LMFAO. I happen to quite like him, but this gold digging yoga fiance mess is beyond a farce, and you summed it up there peeerrrfectly.
Submitted by BobNYC on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 9:23pm.
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I love Alec Baldwin as a performer--the guy can do live comedy, dramatic roles, and steal an entire movie from seriously heavyweight actors with a five-minute appearance. The man is talented.
But as a person, he thinks he's way smarter than he is. The moment he starts pontificating on issues of the day, I tune his fat face right out. He's also an angry man and called his daughter a "thoughtless little pig." What kind of an asshole says that to a nine-year-old?
Most people would be overjoyed if their biggest problem was a crowd of people trying to take their picture. Baldwin has been in the business his whole adult life and should be mature enough to ignore them.
Maybe I'm all jaded & cynical, but this looks staged. [shrugs]
Alec Baldwin is an arrogant overrated dickhead. If not for Tina Fey his career would have been dead years ago. What the fuck she sees in him is well beyond me.
That's the way I feel about The Post.
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I've known Alexander for years. He can be a really sweet guy - but anybody who gets in his face is a fool. These paps never learn.
How's that relaxing yoga working out for you Mr Baldwin? Fiancé fail!
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I'd beat that guy up on appearance alone.
I can't think of any other star who sets into so many physical fights with photographers.
Although Justin Bieber might be fashioning himself after Alec.
My thoughts exactlmy Lynnie -- bastard is starving! I think the pap deserved it.
It's true. The paps are vile scum, but Alec has issues with controlling his anger.
His girlfriend might be a goldigger, but Alec is an old, crusty geezer who is 26 years older than her. Her youth for his money. Sounds like an even exchange.
I know the paps want a rise out of you, that's how they get better pics, but going after Alec is asking to be punched in the face for reals!
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Uhg. His dichotomy knows no bounds. Pap's should be water boarded for taking his picture but terrorist shouldn't? Writes a piece for HuffPo in which he defends Blombergs plan to restrict the amount of soda one consumes all while being the spokesman for Bonefish Grill. The face of Capitol One while hangin' with his peeps down at Occupy. There's a reason Guinness declared father of the year "Worlds Greatest Hypocrite"
He's a sociopath. Case closed.
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
I've been casting a side eye at this maniac since he went off on his daughter. A man that can rage at his child like that has anger management problems. Good luck to his fiancée.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Someone isn't happy "Rock of Ages" is being retitled "Flop of Ages". Calm down lib! Big surprised the paying public has had it with you actor's shit. If he's like that what must TommyGirl be doing. That girl probably looks like Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford the night of the wire hangers.
Submitted by AGame on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 5:41pm.
ugh - this vile little pig again? if it wasnt for 30 Rock, he'd be useless.
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I haven't seen the show, but from what I hear, 30 Rock would be useless without Tina Fey.
OnTop (my fave) - Alec is a dick and they both deserve each other! So, bring your gloves to the hitching party~!!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Paps are known for yelling out the nastiest shit they can think of to celebrities with a low threshold for insults. This is what they look for. Remember how they hounded that poor Britney Spears in the throws of legal insanity? The Paps that do this kind of baiting disgust me. It's more honorable to be a pick pocket than to do what these Paps do....
Why is Alec Baldwin always roiding out? Jeez.
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Didn't punch him hard enough I say.
(I didn't read the story)
NAMASTE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!
Team Nobody in this equation.
He has rage issues.
Paps are assholes.
His fiancée is a gold digging bee.
It tickles me pink that he's getting taken for a ride by this chippy. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The people saying that Alec's future wife needs to be careful are right. If he doesn't have complete control he loses his shit.
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Did Alec Baldwin really spell "doesn't", "duznt"?
WTF?
SCREAMS IN RAGE!!! Just type "DOESN'T" you fucking asshole! FUCK!