Night Crumbs
The OctoMom fap porn trailer is best viewed while listening to the Jaws theme - OMG Blog
Anne Hathaway went on the GOOP diet to look like a sickly urchin. Makes sense. - Lainey Gossip
What are the gayest neighborhoods in America? And if you were about to say "Whichever one your gay ass lives in, Michael" your ass is wrong! - Towleroad
Rosie Huntington-Whateverly has nipples and here they are - (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Brit Brit is serving up Buffalo Bill realness - The Superficial
And in today's "bitches bitching about Kate Winslet being a bitch" news - Celebitchy
If Sofia Vergara bought those cherries from a fruit vendor on the street and didn't wash that shit, then I'm guessing I'll see the headline "Sofia Vergara Contracts Fruit Salmonella!" any day now - Hollywood Tuna
I see you getting a peek at Emma Stone's ass, Spider-Man - Popoholic
Who gave a double Angie Leg at the MuchMusic Awards? - Cityrag
Somebody married Booooobaaaaay B - ICYDK
Some Suri side-eye. That is all. - Popsugar
Did you know? - The Berry
And I hope there's a pigeon kick line during the finale - Hollywood Rag
The only way we'll know for sure is if we find out that Judy Zipper only fucked blonde swimsuit models during her senior year - Videogum
What in the name of Morticia Addams nightgown is Christina Hendricks wearing? - Just Jared
Lisa Loeb is a mom again - I'm Not Obsessed
Tacky bitch keeps it tacky by wearing a girdle under a see-through dress - Crunk + Disorderly
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To me the girdle under the dress looks like a fetish thing. If I had never heard of Kim Kardashian and only seen that picture and the recent pictures with the short hair, I would think she was interesting. They're totally tacky, though, and she and Kanye are a perfect match.
About Kim and Beyonce, that's a pretty good set-up. Beyonce thinking she is better than Kim works for both sets of followers. It makes Beyonce look like the Boss for doing what most of us would like to do, telling Kanye he has to check Kim at the door. It also works for Kim's followers because they like her to be sad. Her biggest moment was crying over an earring. She's the bad girl who secretly wants love, and being shamed by Beyonce, and made to look like she is the underdog is good for her image. It's all like a big Illuminati telanovella. If it was Dynasty, Beyonce would be Crystal and Kim K would be Alexis and that is evil and satanic in itself, although I like Rihanna as Sammy Jo and Eminem as Steven.
Anyway, I wonder if Beyonce and Kim are just working this story. Everyone says that Kim wants to hang out with Jay-Z and Beyonce, but really why would she want to? Maybe for business, but sitting around with them trying not roll your eyes to the back of your head so they get stuck would be difficult.
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kim k looks like trash as usual and WTF is with the girdle under the dress? She's modest now?
as for suri, i know she's just a kid, but she creeps me out.
I am soooo sick of Sofia!!! She is everywhere now!!!!!
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 10:22pm.
I want gay, I go to P-Town.
I looooooooove P-Town. :D
I used to be annoyed that I could not see videos on my ipad. Thank God I can't see this fuckery..I DON"T want to ruin my eye surgery results -- 10 years now..no glasses!!
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i watched it listening to "jungle love" by morris day & the tyme
its birth control porn
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 3:28am.
it takes years of experience as a gay to have that ability.
but you gotta be careful, not to get brain freeze.
MK, it is MUCH better to the Jaws theme bwahahahaha
Loopy, lmao at "could tell the taste of a popsicle just by sitting on it" - ololololLOL
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OK, Sideshow Octo is so gross, but I have to admit her boobs look good. Do you suppose they are real?
I lived right next to the Castro for years and now live in Nevada. Lots of ex San Franciscans here..plenty of gay folks as well. Never forget when I kissed a bf outside Castro Body Shop and was told to " Get a room" Good Times Good Times...
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loord if i wasnt gay before and could tell the taste of a popsicle just by sitting on it, im gay now after seeing octomom's puppies and bush.
I think that Kate Winslet did more than her share for the fans. I love the exaggeration on the part of the mom, though. Really? Passengers were left to just fend for themselves? What? was there a bottled water and over-priced meal free for all? Anarchy? A velvet rope separating Kate from the plebians? Come the fuck on.
If conditions on the plane were as truly horrific as she described, I think that we would've heard about it by now.
Oh, and if your daughters threw out their Holiday DVD, 1) you're an idiot because you more than likely bought it for them, so you're throwing out shit that you bought and 2) Good. No one needs to own the Jack Black shit anyway.
Submitted by Scott in NYC on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 12:08am.
I'm a little confused from your comments on Kate and LeAnn, as to why you read a blog that makes fun of entitled celebs but yet you defend them and their crazy ways?
Just curious.
And remind me to think about celebs and their constant "struggle" when I'm scraping by to pay my bills and Kate gets to fly fucking Virgin for free. If it weren't for those "classless" fans buying movie tickets, they'd have no career.
Good for Kate Winslet. Who says she has to cater to every asshole who panders for an autograph just because she's a "star"? Maybe she just wanted to be left alone during the flight, which is totally her right. Celebs do have a good life but dealing with the classless public is probably a constant struggle.
Kim K loves to wear short boots with dresses and skirts. Bitch, they make your short legs look SHORTER. Get a fucking clue!
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 11:52pm.
Submitted by yepyepyep on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 11:38pm.
she was kinda well known in spanish speaking houses in this country and south america
...so she was a Nobody then.
Yeah she was well known for dating rich and famous guys ..... Let's leave at that ;)
Submitted by yepyepyep on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 11:38pm.
she was kinda well known in spanish speaking houses in this country and south america
...so she was a Nobody then.
Let's see self proclaimd 'size 2" kim kardashian curvy girl actuAlly wears size 14 uk as seen by her ebay sale of used dresses she finds designer wear and sadly as bad as they look, looks better than christina
Sofia vergara as well is a bigger size
About sofia her claim to fame wasn't tom cruise she made a few movies in america but the cruise didn't mar her american fame, she was kinda well known in spanish speaking houses in this country and south america
Octo seems relatively intelligent and I find her sort of pleasant in interviews. She does a nice humble act.
If nothing else, she could write a book or endorse a product if she had a cleaner image. She could certainly get some good speaker fees if she wanted to embrace a pro-life stance. She's smart enough to do that.
Just like Lindsay, she doesn't want to live a straight life and she likes the seedy side of life and she lies like a rug. She'd rather scam than deal honestly. Given the choice between telling the truth and lying, with all outcomes being the same, she would lie, just to be perverse. Truly.
Submitted by yepyepyep on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 11:13pm.
Christina hendrix size 14 measures 39 30 39
If we're talking UK dress sizes, those measurements are accurate.
UK 14 = US 10
Ok but she is only a little big bigger than me and should be able to find things that fit her, eVen if designers don't lend her things
Submitted by MyBFlvsPeanutBu... on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 10:31pm.
Castro's pretty gay. They've got gay flags on street poles announcing it so...
hahaha. That's true. I bet it feels good to know you're more or less safe and welcome there. (It's also a lovely area and beautifully decorated, natch.)
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 10:42pm.
Rande, is that so? The landlord lost the house? Maybe s/he couldn't pay the mortgage and taxes because Octo isn't paying her rent.
Correcto. Plus she and her dirty brats trashed the place.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
WOO HOO!! Oak Lawn, Dallas, bitches!!! Not all of Texas is cowboys and homophobes!!
*throws rainbow cowboy confetti*
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 11:09pm.
i didn't finish high school,(no G.E.D., senior year drop out, yeah!!) and never worked as an amusement park greeter... kick ass!!... you just made my night, you did!!
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Christina hendrix size 14 measures 39 30 39
Ok I'm 5'7 measure 37 27 38 and wear designer size 2 and regular wear size 6 how the fuck is she a size 14 sometjing izs wrong
I'm a double d breast as well and I find things that fit
I saw a chart of employment for college degree holders. There is something like over 25,000 Phd's who work as amusement park greeters. As someone who has a doctoral level degree myself, I can assure you that almost anyone who can pay the tuition can get an advanced degree in something. But until the country is completely converted to socialism and 100% government jobs, employers still insist on job-related skills before they fork over the money.
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Submitted by Deb on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 10:39pm.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 10:25pm....
Doesn't Suleman have advanced degrees? I cannot believe that she can't find a regular job.
What was this guy thinking, renting to OctoMom? Everyone saw that one coming a mile away.
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Side-eyez: yeah, the landlord was probably trying to do her a favor and got burned. That's what happens to everyone who tries to help her.
I suppose the porno would be good grounds to take octo's kids away, but presumably nobody wants to take a herd like that.
As someone pointed out, octo makes bad choices...has personality problems. Sadly, we can't save people from themselves, and the kids have to suffer.
On another subject, number of gay men per square mile does not mean gayest--there is a matter of judgement here with points awarded for style. We all know that some gay men are gayer than others, though numerically they equal one gay man each. ;)
now, this has nothing to do with women's rights, or equality, the downtrodden plight of vagina holders everywhere, or anything of the such, but... OctoMom... yyyyuucckk!
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and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
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Yeah, Vergara was the pit stop between Nicole and Penelope.
I was absolutely SHOCKED that Austin was not on the list. The year hubby and I lived there, he got hit on by every man we saw!
Be Good to Each Other
@Hekki - that's pretty much what the landlord has been saying all along. She moved in and then didn't make the payments. I'm sorry for him on some level, but he deserves a Darwin award for being stupid enough to get involved with her.
Good luck to the bank. They're going to have a hard time unloading the property for that price. La Habra? LOL - better known as Guadalahabra to most people in Orange County. A real dump.
http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/19/octomom-house-officially-foreclosed-la-hab...
Who doesn't know that the Castro is the gayest place in the country?
Rande, is that so? The landlord lost the house? Maybe s/he couldn't pay the mortgage and taxes because Octo isn't paying her rent.
The bank isn't going to be too happy about being stuck with that behemoth. It pretty much a teardown at this point. Octo and her child army trashed that place.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 10:25pm.
That's pretty funny. I used to be a leasing consultant for Oakwood in Chicago.
Doesn't Suleman have advanced degrees? I cannot believe that she can't find a regular job.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 10:17pm
i'm just surprised that it's Dallas [spit spit go to hell Cowboys]. i would have put my money on Austin.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
hahaha...so true RandeS!! I think she'd fit in just fine at the Hollywood Complex Oakwood.
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 10:25pm.
So mommy needs to find an Oakwood apartment that takes food stamps.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 10:20pm.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 9:57pm.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 9:46pm.
She irritates me too and I find her unattractive. People forget that her initial claim to fame was being Tom Cruise's sometime girlfriend, picked from virtual obscurity for the job once Nicole fucked off
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Submitted by MyBFlvsPeanutBu... on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 10:31pm.
Castro's pretty gay.
Fidel? Oh my!
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 10:04pm
Hi Me-Dog!
my theory is that it is because she was the only physically attractive person on Modern Family that ABC wanted to promoted after they got hot and won awards [i dunno - i don't watch it], and her management jumped on and coasted into the product endorsement contracts
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Castro's pretty gay. They've got gay flags on street poles announcing it so...
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 10:18pm.
Suleman's 14 kids will be so proud of Mommy!
She's repulsive and more freak-show than sex-show.
And, despite mommy's hard work and diligence, her landlord just lost the house today. So mommy needs to find an Oakwood apartment that takes food stamps.
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I want gay, I go to P-Town.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 9:57pm.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 9:46pm.
She irritates me too and I find her unattractive. People forget that her initial claim to fame was being Tom Cruise's sometime girlfriend, picked from virtual obscurity for the job once Nicole fucked off.
Suleman's 14 kids will be so proud of Mommy!
She's repulsive and more freak-show than sex-show.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 8:24pm.
TEXAS has gayer neighborhoods than NYC??!?!?!
What the fuck.
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That canNOt be true. I am a lifelong New Yorker and faghag and NYC is gaaaaaayer!!
As sad as this shit with Octomom is, you just KNOW she is enjoying all the attention too. What a sick fuck she is.