And All He Got Was A Rock
Yes, that is two dozen holes away from being some Charlie Brown shit.
Yesterday, the latest battle in Alec Baldwin's war against the paparazzi went down after a NYDN photographer took pictures of him and his fiancee strolling out of the Marriage License Bureau in Manhattan. Alec raged so hard at that trick, that the pap's face contorted into an expression I like to call herp derp fraidiness. Alec is a melodramatic theatrical queen, so he continued to play with the paparazzi by wearing a masterful disguise while leaving a building yesterday afternoon. You know, because nothing will throw the paparazzi off like looking like a cone-less KKK member or Pac-Man's lunch.
After the Scooby Doo gang ruined Alec's disguise by lifting that blanket up, he went on CBS This Morning to talk about his smack down with the paps. The pap filed a police report, because he claims Alec fisted him in the chin. Alec is crazier than a bat enema, but he says he's not stupid enough to punch out a photographer.
"People think I'm out there just decking photographers willy-nilly, nothing could be further from the truth."
Remember when Alec called Mike Walker a "goat-footed, wheezy, old queen"? And now he's using the phrase, "willy-nilly"? When are we going to find out that Alec Baldwin is really Hetty King from Avonlea in an Alec Baldwin disguise?
By the way, my favorite part of these pictures is the old lady watching Alec. Since it's summer and a hot wet fart bubble has covered the city, every memaw will be sitting outside of her apartment building, because her A/C broke and she's not trying to have it fixed. That's why I feel safer in the summertimes, because I know that a nosy old lady is watching every move, every ho makes in public. A NYC memaw sees all!
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I've always hated this man, always. He is off-the wall nutters.
Why is Alec losing all his marbles right now? It's like he's on a crazy train this week, what gives?
MK, LOL that Charlie Brown clip ahha
I don't like those nosy memaw's... nothing gets by them, NOTHING!
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Does lmfao at "decking willy nilly" make anyone else feel like they're 8yro? *prints his quote; keeps dying laughing like a fking doof*
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I saw this on the news today and the first thing that popped into my mind was HA HA HA what a dickhead. :D
I can't wait for the shitstorm of crazy that's going to rain down on the set of 30 Rock when Tracy Morgan finds out Baldwin joined the klan.
Those anger management classes have worked wonders for you, Mr. Baldwin.
That dumb ass, his expensive suit is going te be covered with white lint. I hope he brought some sticky tape or a lint roller!
Us regular folks have our own crosses to bear. Deal with it!
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Bitch please!
Where's Geena Davis at?
He is such an immature piece of crap.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2162195/Alec-Baldwin-shoves...
he's done it again....
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 3:55pm.
"But Baldwin's crazy is hateful and violent -- Dude, can flip a switch on you faster than you can blink"
that's what bothers me about him. imo, he's rarely wrong on the merits of what has pissed him off [including putting that daughter back on course] but he goes apeshit as the immediate response. i don't get a sense that these situations escalate
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 4:19pm.
Submitted by Helena on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 4:11pm.
If I was a celeb, I would totally walk around with a werewolf mask on all the time.
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What's stopping you from doing it now? No time like the present!
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oh, you're just looking for a fuzzy partner in crime for when you knock over convenience stores... admit it, you waggly tailed, furry, barking instigator of making a quick buck!... heeheehee!
OT: nah, i'm over trying to do this for the moment.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I love Tina Fey but the fact that she keeps on supporting this jerk and the homophobe Tracy Morgan really makes me love her a bit less.
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The man's as gay as a picnic basket.
Submitted by Helena on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 4:11pm.
If I was a celeb, I would totally walk around with a werewolf mask on all the time.
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What's stopping you from doing it now? No time like the present!
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If I was a celeb, I would totally walk around with a werewolf mask on all the time.
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Devil's advocate.
Nanny Bloomberg's got nothing on this blowhard!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
No one wants to see your bloated face anyway, Baldwin.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 3:54pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 3:35pm.
o.O
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LOL *mwah* ♥
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 3:49pm.
Rude, crude and sexually unacceptable.
Yes, Whamo, I said "sexually". Boiiiiing!
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Rude, crude and sexually unacceptable.
I'm not sure what you're talking about but I'M IN FOR ALL THREE :p !!
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I think we are going to agree to disagree here. Bloomberg is no means crazy as Baldwin. Bloomberg is quirky crazy -- he's a real life Roger from American Dad.
But Baldwin's crazy is hateful and violent -- Dude, can flip a switch on you faster than you can blink. His antics just scare me.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 3:35pm.
o.O
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Rude, crude and sexually unacceptable.
Yes, Whamo, I said "sexually". Boiiiiing!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 3:35pm.
Meh, I'll watch it. I'm curious to see if her pooty-poo is blown out or not...
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AHHHHH!JACK YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!!!!
Meh, I got nuthin' on Alec Baldwin. Love his work on "30 Rock", though.
But for MK to reference Hetty King-I didn't think it was possible to love you more!!
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 3:28pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 3:24pm.
Bill? Bill Shakespeare?? *wipes tear* Just lovely.
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You can call me Will E. Nilly. :)
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 3:30pm.
Jack: review please?
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Meh, I'll watch it. I'm curious to see if her pooty-poo is blown out or not... She looks awkward rubbing her tits... like she doesn't know what to do.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
hmm. I'd say it's an improvement, at least.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
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Jack: review please?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
those fucking loon are beyond crazy. can you imagine if they actually met skankolina? i think they'd piss their pants and faint.
Thank you snowphat!! that link lead me to the Octomom porn trailer!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 3:24pm.
Bill? Bill Shakespeare?? *wipes tear* Just lovely.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/15/zombie-apocalypse-wine-pairings...
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Lol ESE!! Good one, just rolls off the tongue.
Ugh I can't imagine wearing a suit AND blanket in 90 degree weather. Way to punish those paps!! Derrrr
Sorry guys I just HAD to with this one. Iknow it's not OP but....
I DEMANDED (with all the indignation I could muster) theresa apologise to me for calling my rude names and said I was going to tell Jared on her....this is what she said,
I laughing so hard at this one..
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theresa @ 06/20/2012 at 1:51 pm
@Whamo
this is a public forum! you do understand that? We have something here called the First Amendment; the freedom of speech. you want me to apologize for calling you an idiot? not going to happen. and if Jared has an issue, i’ll just send him a copy of all your your hate filled and spiteful posts directed towards Angelina. how about you apologize for them. you, Whamo, do not get to control what can and cannot be said on this thread; or any other.
Prithee, who amongst us has not swoopstaked upon thee paps? We thole, people. We thole.
IT'S SOOOOOOOOO HOT. And LOL at the memaws sitting outside. So true.
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I think it's stylish. And that's the nicest thing I've ever said about this person. All the celebrities could wear chic burkas.
MK should expand more on this "bat enema" concept. Uhm. What?
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 3:07pm.
hehehe!... "persnickety"... gotta use it more often.
i always enjoy "discombobulated"... it has gotten me through many a day!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
PS - fuck you guys for making me read the batshit fucking crazies on JJ.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
bOoOo
it's too fucking hot for this shit!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
WwwwWWwWWwWWwWwWOOoOOOOOOoooOOOOo wWwwwwWWhhhHHhhat iiIIiiissssSSs HhhHAaaapPPpppeeeeEEeeeNnnnIiiinnnnGGggg??
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 2:32pm.
LOL @ Uvy - such a proper lady you are!
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I actually really like Alec, always though he was a good solid actor that could do both funny and serious. If these paps know you're the type to go off in them they will badger and taunt you to TRY and make you snap. It's one thing to have your picture taken it's another to have it taken the whole while some dude is mouthing off at you. I would have planted one of those paps LONG ago.
I'll stand up for any celeb over a pap whether I like the celeb or not, Paps are lower the goose shit, and yes I understand the irony of me being on a gossip site. Hey go get that picture if you want it but be prepared to get you head kicked in if you're an asshole getting it and no whinny when you get decked for being a goof!
"willy nilly" is right up there with "canoodling."
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Ahahaha MK!! No Alec, people are not booing at you because of your little costume there.
And persnickety, now there's a word.
"Ooooooooooooooooh, I'm a ghhhoooossssstttt! No, seriously, really I am! I am too, dammit!"
Maybe he's having a Beetleguese flashback...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 2:45pm.
I am such an asshole.
I know, love will find a way
Anywhere we go
We're home
If we are there togeeeeeeeeether
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 2:58pm.
As far as I'm concerned, the phrase "willy nilly" is not used near enough.
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i completely agree, jacko!... there's something so comforting about it... i mean, i don't wanna be willy nilly about using willy nilly, but it should be thrown around more... well... willy nilly!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 2:58pm.
As far as I'm concerned, the phrase "willy nilly" is not used near enough.
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For me, it ranks right up there with balderdash. And maybe gadzooks.