Gabriel Aubry Is Getting Paid
GOOD NEWS! Our prayers have been answered and we no longer have to worry about Gabriel Aubry ruining her beautiful Adonis-like face by getting a wrinkle from doing actual work. Ever since March, Gabriel has been trying to convince a judge to order Halle Berry to pay him at least $15,000 a month in child support even though he doesn't have full custody of their daughter Nahla. Yesterday in court, Gabriel flashed his nipple-burning smile and asked the judge if a beautiful face like his deserves to lie on a cheap Serta mattress in a $2,000 a month condo in Burbank? CASE CLOSED! Judgement for the gorgeous, humanized David with luscious Disney prince hair.
TMZ says that the judge is making Halle drop $20,000 into Gabriel's perfectly manicured paws every single month. Gabriel's lawyers argued that when Nahla comes to visit him, she should be swathed in the same kind of luxury she's swathed in when she's at Halle's house. Don't worry, Halle and Gabriel haven't finished barking in each other's pretty faces, because she's still trying to move Nahla to France. So there's that.
Now Gabriel can rent a fancy house, get fancy furniture, buy fancy sheets and stock his fancy refrigerator with fancy food so Nahla feels at home. And I'm sure Gabriel will really make Nahla feel at home by playing a recording on his Bose surround sound system of Halle screaming "YOUR FATHER IS A FUCKWAD ASSHOLE! I HATE HIM!" over and over again. A Bose surround sound system bought with that $20,000, thankyouverymuch.
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If I had a ton of money I would pay this man to give me a baby as well. Damn he is fine! Although, I sadly suspect he may have a small dick, it is always the really good looking ones with small dicks.
Submitted by gucci on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 9:55am.
@paid blogger lislp or halle berry:
Top ten male gold diggers:
Guy Ritchie
Kevin Federline
Mark Harris
Al Reynolds
You happy now? get off your feminist high horse.
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The list is a lot longer than that, but one notable exception is Russell Brand and maybe Ryan Phillipe.
I'm not going to join the majority and proclaim a man who who was going out with Kim K, is not a gold digger. Why else would he be interested in dating her? What a coincidence that the woman he dates ALL outearn him. He's not poor, he's a well-known model.
The fact is men will go after the gold, if they can.
I don't care what anyone says: Berry is a total nut, trust me on this.
Aubry is so goddamn hot, but I'm sure he has his own issues but nothing compares to the Berry kind of crazy.
I think they are both psycho, and Nahla doesn't stand a chance growing up happy. :(
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Whoa, gucci.....how much is Halle paying you? Take a pill.
one more name:
John McCain.
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@paid blogger lislp or halle berry:
Top ten male gold diggers:
Guy Ritchie
Kevin Federline
Mark Harris
Al Reynolds
You happy now? get off your feminist high horse.
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No one lives forever
I'm sure he was using her every bit that she was using him. Especially considering she was much wealthier than him. No wonder his ex-girl-friend accused him of being a gold digger. It's clear why he was going out with Kim K - money. Since Halle got tired of supporting him, he was on to his next meal ticket. When that didn't work out, he began using his daughter.
I think she'd be a psycho if she'd stayed in a relationship with a beater, a sex addict, etc. Good for her, for leaving.
There is a definite double standard, that seems to be: if a woman asks for child support she's a gold digger, whereas a man "deserves" for all he's put through. The recent case with Linda, shows this.
I have no problem with a father receiving child support. In his situation, he probably has to have security around to protect Nahla from being kidnapped by some psycho, & that ain't cheap in Hollyweird. Halle has the money & the judge apparently thought the amount was justified.
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Well the world also knows that Gabriel was taking her to court for stupid, petty things. The world also saw him out with Kim Kardashian. Now why would a man date a woman who authorized the sale of her having sex?? Money?? Bingo!
He was ordered to undergo anger management classes, not Halle. The truth is men can be every bit as mean and vindictive as women. They also use kids as a way to get back at women.
Ultimately, to SOME peoplem the women will be the one to blame and the one labeled a gold digger, no matter what the man does.
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sorry but knowing what i know about halle and her past with men i'm more inclined to believe she drove him to the breaking point.
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@telly's world:
this was your statement:If you look Hispanic people will call you Hispanic.
thats the part of your post i was referring to.
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@telly's world:
this was your statement:If you look Hispanic people will call you Hispanic.
thats the part of your post i was referring to.
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Nice words. Thank you, but if you would have re-read the message you would have noted that I didn't bring up race, another commenter did.
Of course Linda was called a gold digger, because she's a woman. And yes, she planned to get pregnant all along, since Francois is not responsible for wearing a condom. It's all HER fault. Right.
Now that Gabriel is trying to get money, he deserves the money for all that he's been put through. Right, never mind that he's also instigated several court battles all on his own.
Gabriel tried to date Kim Kardashian, and I'm sure it wasn't for her discretion and integrity. Sounds like a gold digger to me. Maybe he was supposed to be the faux husband on her show.
It was just as I thought, no matter what, the woman will also be the gold digger and the man will be seen as "deserving".
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oh do me a favor and get off your feminist high horse if gabe or any other man proved to be a gold digger in this i would call him just that: a goddiger. being a woman has nothing to do with it. and halle, as everyone knows, has as long bad history with men and one of the ones she broke up with was actually a good one so you're going to tell me in a nut shell that the relationships ended because it was entirely THEIR fault? i mean every single man? no no darling, its HER.
and taking a few pictures with someone doesn't mean they were dating they looked as though they were just taking pictures. and even if he was dating her so what? he and halle were broken up and its the industry he's in. he's got to make a living.
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Well it may appear that he is the gold digger now - but she's the one that went on Oprah and talked about how she pissed on 30+ pregnancy sticks before she finally got pregnant with his baby... So someone was obviously using someone!
Good for him. She has the money - let her pay him. She knew he was only a model. He would never have the kind of money she has to live the lifestyle that she wanted for her or her child. But she chose him anyway to be the baby daddy and it was probably for his looks. She seems a bit shallow like that.
I mean what'd she give it this relationship .. an entire year , maybe, after the baby was born? Watch what you wish for ... honey.
I agree that Halle's only intention with this guy was to use him as a sperm donor so she could get a pretty kid. Shit became complicated when he wanted to be part of his daughter's life.
I'm not saying Aubry isn't golddigging or doesn't have his issues, but EVERY single ex of Halle's says she is psycho. I find it hard to believe they're all liars.
lislop:
from what i've seen so far it doesn't seem like she wanted gabe in the childs life and to her their relationship was only a temporary as far as halle was concerned. from the beginning it was all about one thing with her: getting this gorgeous white mans sperm because she wanted a little white child. after she got what she wanted she put on her bitchiness started messing with him through the press and that was the end of it. i mean they weren't together that long and due to halles history with men i'm more likely believe she didn't want him to sign the birth certificate BECAUSE HE WAS SIMPLY A MEANS TO AN END AND THAT WAS IT.
and money buys alot of things. don't forget that.
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No one lives forever
@gucci I never said Hispanic was a race. "Relating to, characteristic of, or derived from Spain or Spanish-speaking countries." That was what I was going for.
@Thamar I believe you are speaking to me, no? If so then I feel the need to inform you that my ignorance is not what causes me to hold such views on race relations in the USA. My experience does.
I'm a mixed-race black woman from Chicago but I don't look black. Both my parents are mixed and they don't look black. I'm also chock full of diversity. I was born in a public hospital, attended public school, attended public college and worked at a public company until, that is, my boss insisted that I wasn't really black because I don't look like it and I don't eat pig's feet. True.fucking.story. "Do you eat pig's feet?" "No, that's disgusting!" "You already don't look black. Are you SURE you're black?" Joke or not, wtf dude?
This is what I mean by society determining for you no matter what you determine for yourself. To a certain extent it doesn't matter because people are going to classify you however they like. I will tell people that I am black and they will sigh in disappointment and say, "But I thought you were Brazilian." And in a perfect world, this child should not have to go through the same ridiculous shit that people similar to myself have, but this isn't a perfect world. She will, at some point in time in her life, be judged based solely on the color of her skin. Because that's America right now, and America still has a looooooong way to go.
Give me back my goddamn HELMET!
Submitted by gucci on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 5:13am.
the reason she should pay (question is because) all the world knows how much of a bitch she's been to gabe and all the world HAS SEEN that she has been trying to keep child away from him.
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Well the world also knows that Gabriel was taking her to court for stupid, petty things. The world also saw him out with Kim Kardashian. Now why would a man date a woman who authorized the sale of her having sex?? Money?? Bingo!
He was ordered to undergo anger management classes, not Halle. The truth is men can be every bit as mean and vindictive as women. They also use kids as a way to get back at women.
Ultimately, to SOME peoplem the women will be the one to blame and the one labeled a gold digger, no matter what the man does.
Submitted by gucci on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 5:29am.
stupid evil bitch Halle is that you?
don't make a fool of yourself and bring race into this. Linda was called a gold digger from the very beginning(when she hooked up with her child's father)because everyone knew what she was up to when she got with her baby's father and got pregnant. and to put in a little side knowledge, Linda Evangelista's bitchiness goes all the way back to her modeling days and judging from what i've seen(regarding her case) and heard, she hasn't changed.
and on that note, good for gab he deserves every dime he's getting considering its halle berry he had to deal with.
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Nice words. Thank you, but if you would have re-read the message you would have noted that I didn't bring up race, another commenter did.
Of course Linda was called a gold digger, because she's a woman. And yes, she planned to get pregnant all along, since Francois is not responsible for wearing a condom. It's all HER fault. Right.
Now that Gabriel is trying to get money, he deserves the money for all that he's been put through. Right, never mind that he's also instigated several court battles all on his own.
Gabriel tried to date Kim Kardashian, and I'm sure it wasn't for her discretion and integrity. Sounds like a gold digger to me. Maybe he was supposed to be the faux husband on her show.
It was just as I thought, no matter what, the woman will also be the gold digger and the man will be seen as "deserving".
The whole fucking world is now one race. Got that?
If you talk about race at all you are DUMB!
Get over it. Ain't nobody special in any way on this planet. Nobody I know merits executive treatment. Nobody.
Submitted by gucci on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 4:43am.
lislop on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 5:49pm.
Gabe has been trying to get joint custody for a while and halle being halle wouldn't kept messing him over. she's been keeping his child away from him deliberately and her trying to move her to france says it all. that siad halle is an evil bitch and she deserves exactly what she's getting.
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Of course it was SHE who was the problem. How do you know? He made a stink about taking a trip to NY to film, even though she offered to pay for all his expenses. He's every bit the instigator in this custody. Why wasn't his name on the birth certificate? Why did he not contest it before ???
Hey Barney or who ever the hell you are with that f'n ugly puppet with severe case of diverticulitis that I never let any child in my environment watch. No one can top Big Bird or any thing Jim Henson did and everyone should stop trying. I hate that Barney.
Even though I detest your avi, I don't detest you personally of course. The views you expressed come from isolated ignorance. You need to get out more and stop watching Barney reruns. ;-)
The world is a big place. Isolation breeds the kind of views you expressed. I assume since you are here on dlisted you are seeking diversity. Good start. Ditch that avi though. Barney sucks! :-)
@Telly's World:
hispanic is not a race dear.
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lislop:
the reason she should pay (question is because) all the world knows how much of a bitch she's been to gabe and all the world HAS SEEN that she has been trying to keep child away from him.
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BoredSlore:
yep. i'm multiracial and not a damn person, white or black, can tell me that i'm otherwise.
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Gabe's thinking, it ain't worth the aggravation, but at least he can see Nahla for now...
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he he halle is non discriminant when it comes to opening her legs the only requirement she has though is that the guys are good looking!
unless somethings changed?
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lislop on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 7:28pm.
It would be interesting to go back at the Linda Evangelista case to see if the same people felt the same way when she was asking for child support.
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stupid evil bitch Halle is that you?
don't make a fool of yourself and bring race into this. Linda was called a gold digger from the very beginning(when she hooked up with her child's father)because everyone knew what she was up to when she got with her baby's father and got pregnant. and to put in a little side knowledge, Linda Evangelista's bitchiness goes all the way back to her modeling days and judging from what i've seen(regarding her case) and heard, she hasn't changed.
and on that note, good for gab he deserves every dime he's getting considering its halle berry he had to deal with.
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lislop on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 5:49pm.
Gabriel only wants her in his life for the $$$. If he really cared about her, he woudnt be fighting Halle I'm court for money. He's a golddigger!!!
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Gabe has been trying to get joint custody for a while and halle being halle wouldn't kept messing him over. she's been keeping his child away from him deliberately and her trying to move her to france says it all. that siad halle is an evil bitch and she deserves exactly what she's getting.
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That's what fish get for marrying gorgeous homosexuals!!!!
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Submitted by SalmaNella on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:20pm.
Gabe can titty fuck me all he wants
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LOL that was refreshing
What an expensive fuck his turned out to be, and he ends up the winner.
All he had to do was get it hard, put it in hole, pump pump, jizz, impregnate, doesnt have to spend 9 months in labour and get saggy skin, stretch marks and get cravings for unusual things like mud and vinegar boiled eggs followed by chocolate.
and then gets $20,000 a month... what an expensive fuck.
i hope his dick was worth it.
LOL the reverse psychology here. Halle started this by saying his place wasn't good enough, so... may as well outfit his castle so Nahla can visit. He probably did it just on principle! haha
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Submitted by MadgesVadge on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:09pm.
Gabriel is perfection.
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My goodness, he certainly is. All this he said/she said drama aside, good fucking gravy he's hot.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 7:31pm.
...and yet she didn't have kids with any of them, despite being married/in long-term relationships with them. The first white hot dick she jumped on casually just *happened* to get her pregnant. She's a self-hater who is obsessed with race.
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We don't know why she didn't have kids with her ex's. Maybe they didn't want kids. The point is Gabriel being white has nothing to do with if. All the other men she dated were good-looking.
I'm going to bet that if the roles were reversed you'd be
calling Halle a greedy gold digger. Guaranteed! The only reason you think she should pay without question, is because she's not a man. I'll bet during the Linda vs
Francois case, you labeled her greedy and thought she was asking for too much. I'm sure you thought he was jumping on her because of her supermodel looks, right? Perhaps even deserved more money because the kid got het looks?
There is such a double standard. When the women are trying to get child support they're bitter, gold diggera, when it's the men, she's a bitch, she's bitter, it's only fair.
What man with any dignity, other than money on his mind would date KK?? Was he supposed to be part of the faux marriage?
That isn't too much. More reasonable than Linda Evangelista, but more than he deserves. About 240,000 a year seems more resonable ( actually not) for partial custody.
Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 7:38pm.
If Halle had simply done the "over it" rich person thing of making Gabe a stay-at-home parent with a generous allowance that she occasionally got friends to throw modeling/acting gigs to she wouldn't have taken the hits to her brand.
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He's pretty much the top male model in the world and has been for some time. He doesn't need anyone, including Crazy Halle, to "throw" him anything.
Gabriel is perfection.
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Nahla is a beautiful little girl but I feel for her. Growing up with parents who openly despise each other will doom a child to a life of anxiety and internal turmoil. I really wish Halle and Gabriel could find a more civil and mature way of working out their issues, for their daughter's sake if not for their own. The way things are going now, no matter what the judge decides, there won't be any "winners."
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Submitted by SalmaNella on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:20pm.
Gabe can titty fuck me all he wants
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This. That is all
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No wonder why Halle's been quiet. What's the saying...what comes around and shit.
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Hey BoredSlore, you are terribly mistaken. If you really think the KKK gives a flying fuck about genetics then you also live in fairy-tale land.
Let me help you out here because it's as simple as this: that child does not look white. That's it. That's all it takes for racists to identify her as "other," because the shape of her eyes, curly hair, and tanned skin is a dead giveaway that she is not so much like them. Couple that with a darker-skinned mother and let the games begin.
Now as for the one-drop rule, why are you taking that so literally? It's not literal, it's simply a reference to how genetics choose to present themselves. Damn near every person in the United States, including white people, are mixed with something. A lot have traces of black ancestry but does that one drop make them black? Of course not. A lot have traces of Native ancestry, does that make them an Apache? Oh hell no! So what's the difference you ask? Why can't Nahla only have small traces of black genetics and still be called white? BECAUSE SHE ISN'T. Her mother isn't white, she doesn't look white, and so society as a whole will refuse to refer to her as white. At the very most they will refer to her as "mixed" or "bi-racial."
Now if she came out with straight hair, fair skin, and rounder eyes there would be a possibility that she could pass as white. But then we would all take a look at her mother and the cycle would repeat itself. Yes racism is that deeply rooted in American society that if that one drop gives you ethnic features then you are banned from the White's Only Club, and yes, what you look like genetically will be what people call you and the motivation behind how some of them will treat you. It doesn't matter how good of a person you are or how well you treat your fellow man; if you look white people will call you white. If you look black people will call you black. If you look Hispanic people will call you Hispanic. If you look Asian, people will call you Asian.
The End.
Give me back my goddamn HELMET!
Gabe can titty fuck me all he wants
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BS I'm aware of the definition, just saying the term is not widely used anymore. it's like calling Black people "coloreds".
In any case, at least 70% of those who are considered Black are mixed in some way, and I'd venture to say that a large portion of those are as mixed as Nahla is. I am almost as mixed as Nahla is. pretty sure you wouldn't be able to tell.
it's not a big deal. she should be free to define herself as she pleases. hopefully, she won't grow up feeling obligated to uphold some of the notions that have been foisted on us in our youth.
I hope that's not really your son's name.
Little Nahla has a beautiful face ,like the spitting image of her dads Gabriel.
Halle is trying to get permission form the courts to take her away form her dad and
live in France with her boyfriend Oliver Martinez. It will not happen. No doubt that
Gabriel absolutely loves his daughter ! Halle has used her as a pawn and furthermore she will pull some other stunt or rant on into a tantrum to try and get her way. It's only a matter of time. She is one crazy, mean & selfish bitch. You don't deny access to your child's father it's just wrong. Same as if you hit someone with your car you should stop and get help NOT take off from the accident scene Halle !
" Oh my heavens , my photo has vanished ! "
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 9:28pm.
"Every African American who claims *one drop makes you black* is STILL living by old, white SOUTHERN rules. And I thought those *rules* had been destroyed by integration and such.
they haven't.
by the way, mulatto is an antiquated term, it's "biracial" or "multiracial" now.
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So lets go with multiracial. I am WHITE. I have a great great grandma who is Japanese. All I look like is white. BUT I have slant eyes.
My hubby has Native Indian in him. So, my poor white son got a tan. Damn. HAHAHAH
Wanna know who he is?
. An American. Who is smart, and judges NO ONE.
When he is older he will be given his past. Right now, his life is AMERICA... and he is an AMERICAN. Done.
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Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 9:28pm.
"Every African American who claims *one drop makes you black* is STILL living by old, white SOUTHERN rules. And I thought those *rules* had been destroyed by integration and such.
they haven't.
by the way, mulatto is an antiquated term, it's "biracial" or "multiracial" now.
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REALLY? Biracial or Multiracial can mean A LOT of people.
Mulatto: Mulatto is a person with one white parent and one black parent, or more broadly, a person of mixed black and white ancestry.[1] Contemporary usage of the term varies greatly, and the broader sense of the term makes its application rather subjective, as not all people of mixed white and black ancestry choose to self-identify as mulatto.[2] Some reject the term because of its association with slavery and colonial and racial oppression, preferring terms such as "mixed" and "biracial"[citation needed]. Mulattos may also be an admixture of Native American, South American native and African Americans[3] according to Henings Statutes of Virginia 1705, which reads as follows: "And for clearing all manner of doubts which hereafter may happen to arise upon the construction of this act, or any other act, who shall be accounted a mulatto, Be it enacted and declared, and it is hereby enacted and declared, That the child of an Indigenous and the child, grand child, or great grand child, of a negro shall be deemed, accounted, held and taken to be a mulatto."[4] In colonial Latin America, mulato could also denote an individual of mixed African and Native American ancestry.[5] However, today those who are mixtures of Indigenous peoples of the Americas and Black Africans are called Zambos while those who are mixtures of African American and Native American are called Black Indians and sometimes are solely classified or identify as African American.[3] To further complicate matters, in early American history, the term mulatto is also seen regarding Native American and European mixed offspring, and certain tribes of Indians of the Inocoplo family referred to themselves as mulato as well.[6][7]
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ALWAYS check the setting on the blowtorch!
Halle looks horrid with that clown wig she has been rocking lately... she so annoys me and I'm so glad he's getting that dough..
oh and Rielle Hunter seriously needs to choke to death on John Edwards' herp dick with her fake name fatal attraction fucked up ass...talk about a child with zero chance of not growing up to be an asshole...smh.
and John Edwards has stumpy legs.