Open Post: Hosted By The Regal Ladies Of Ascot
It's Royal Ascot Times and it wouldn't be Royal Ascot times without several servings of camel toe, medicine ball titties, back cleavage, blueberry-glazed muffin tops and weave that belong on a horses ass. While most ladies at Ascot try to reach the plateau of elegance with a huge ass hat, these six blue orchids outdid them all with catsuits from the costume closet of a Star Trek porn parody. These shimmering sapphires straight off of The Queen's crown were at Ascot to hand out fliers for their strip club and they did it all in the presence of her Royal Majesty.
At one point, The Queen came down from her private box and paid homage to the beauties who should be getting more international attention than that bland trick Duchess Kate. One royal historian noted that for one of the first times in history, The Queen actually curtsied in front of another (or six anothers, in this case). Even The Queen knows that regalness like this deserves the utmost respect! Bow down before the Royal Court of Asscock!
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:02pm.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:24pm.
In one season (I think it's 5), the president gets assassinated, Jack kills no less than 40 terrorists single handedly, breaks out of a CIA jail while everyone else dies of nerve gas, stops a white house bomb threat, shoots someone in the kneecaps, commandeers a hijacked airplane from the cargo hold, and passionately makes out with a coworker. Oh, and he also says "THERE'S NO TIME!" a lot. Might make for a good drinking game.
Haaaaaaaahahaha Oh you spoiled it for me! >:0 That's OK. After this season - and this babysitter story line! - I don't think I can handle any more; although, now, reading your synopsis makes me want to stick with it so I can laugh my ass off when I get to Jack's incredible feats!
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Waitup, are you guys talking about "24"? My neighbor came to my door one day and said "please lower your TV, I cannot stand that "tini, TINI, tini, TINI!" theme anymore!" lol
Loved that show. Again, like all awesome series, the first 4-5 seasons rocked and then shit goes haywire.
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:48pm.
Hey I'm going to Roger Waters
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you sonofabiscuit!!
yes, i'm going to use cheap name calling to cover my jealousy, and throw good natured contempt for you at this moment... no, no... you can't take this away from me...you rotten two bit bastid!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cxxD_V1eh4
have a great time, Wham!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Oh man, so much cheap shoes in that photo! Cheap shoes disgust me.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:24pm.
In one season (I think it's 5), the president gets assassinated, Jack kills no less than 40 terrorists single handedly, breaks out of a CIA jail while everyone else dies of nerve gas, stops a white house bomb threat, shoots someone in the kneecaps, commandeers a hijacked airplane from the cargo hold, and passionately makes out with a coworker. Oh, and he also says "THERE'S NO TIME!" a lot. Might make for a good drinking game.
Haaaaaaaahahaha Oh you spoiled it for me! >:0 That's OK. After this season - and this babysitter story line! - I don't think I can handle any more; although, now, reading your synopsis makes me want to stick with it so I can laugh my ass off when I get to Jack's incredible feats!
that's totally lindsay lohan on the left...
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:48pm.
TSubmitted by SalmaNella on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 9:38pm.
@ Whamo
What else is new in your world, Whamo?
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I never know what you guys get over there, I've been out on the island mid summer a couple of timws and it was fantastic!
Hey I'm going to Roger Waters Sat, he's doing a full recreation of The Wall with the full wall stage show built during the concert, I'm totally stoked for this one, a couple buddies some pre rollies lots of booze add a dash of highschool marinate, bake, serve well tuned:P
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Sweet!!!! I'm jelly.
TSubmitted by SalmaNella on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 9:38pm.
@ Whamo
What else is new in your world, Whamo?
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I never know what you guys get over there, I've been out on the island mid summer a couple of timws and it was fantastic!
Hey I'm going to Roger Waters Sat, he's doing a full recreation of The Wall with the full wall stage show built during the concert, I'm totally stoked for this one, a couple buddies some pre rollies lots of booze add a dash of highschool marinate, bake, serve well tuned:P
The Queen!! I want to see her wear a more risky hat, like a Orca dismounting or that mess deer-antler thing her grand niece wore. Even one of those demi-hats that sport towards the front of the head with those elongated "air-feathers" whipping in the wind. Something. idk
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
i love the queen. i think she's a completely fascinating person. what is up with the tits on the fourth one in? jesus. they're like fucking grapefruits. how is that comfortable?
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
In other news, I just belched. I ate way too much butter chicken but it was damn good.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:17pm.
SansFards, then nana should have taken her slipper to these how!
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I hope she gave them a royal glove slap and showed them how a true lady carries herself.
@Lucifer, 24 is completely ridiculous....but that's why I love it! In one season (I think it's 5), the president gets assassinated, Jack kills no less than 40 terrorists single handedly, breaks out of a CIA jail while everyone else dies of nerve gas, stops a white house bomb threat, shoots someone in the kneecaps, commandeers a hijacked airplane from the cargo hold, and passionately makes out with a coworker.
Oh, and he also says "THERE'S NO TIME!" a lot. Might make for a good drinking game.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
SansFards, then nana should have taken her slipper to these hos!
The Queen also knows how to rock a pink suit.
The Queen is awesome. She's like, the world's grandma.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
@Salma
Me too! Hope that she and her puppehs are dry and well.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Thanks BaconSlut
I saw those images you posted about Duluth. HOLY SHIT balls! Scary!
I haven't been on the D lately so I haven't seen PrettyHateMachine around. Hope everything is ok.
@Salma & Jeanneee
I have everything crossed in hopes for all the best!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
24 is such a dumb show. Season 1 was OK, but now I don't know what this shite is that I'm watching.
@ Whamo
It has been humid but overcast. Sun appears in brief moments here. Over wise BLAH! Not beach weather yet.
What else is new in your world, Whamo?
Submitted by SalmaNella on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 8:41pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 8:39pm.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 7:55pm.
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Hey what has the weather been like out on the left coast? We're getting nuked here with 35 plus super humidity, as in wet blanket humidity!
Foxxy...you're not still in there are you!? What a crazy one today, I feel bad goofing with that Theresa lady, it's like clubbing a seal, I felt bad for her!! Lol seriously. She just doesn't get your making fun of her!
Thanks for the well wishes horz! Y'all are the best!
LOL Brown-EyedGirl. My hospital doesn't do water births (not that I would be into it even if they did). And that bitch Gisele can eat a fat dick.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
@Mike
I know! :(
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by BaconSlut on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 8:57pm.
@Mike
Ohs nose.
The flooding is in Duluth, MN. It's nucking futs.
Just read about it. Poor zoo animals :(
Just found this link--a bunch of pics of the Duluth area:
http://minnesota.publicradio.org/display/web/2012/06/20/disaster/duluth-...
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Thanks Hekki!
Best wishes for a healthy labor and delivery Jeanneee!
@Mike
Ohs nose.
The flooding is in Duluth, MN. It's nucking futs.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Good luck, Salma! Hope you get it!
Jeaneeee: poor you! Maybe the little bebeh frand will come out early! They hear "induction" and they scramble outta there!
Submitted by BaconSlut on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 8:38pm.
Hey horz!
Has anybody heard from PrettyHateMachine today? Her area is overwhelmed with flooding from intense rain downpours. I've been on The D for all of five minutes today.
No, but where's the flooding?
Monday! I'll pray for your cooter Jeanneee!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 8:01pm.
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 7:04pm.
i like her as a person, not the institution. i know what she did during World War II [i don't think a lot of people do]. seems to be a reasonably decent woman surrounded by family and institutional assholes, but i have never been sure how much control she actually has
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 8:39pm.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 7:55pm.
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Hey Nella:) :) :) nice to see you again bud!
Yes to the black dress and heels lol!...and good luck with you yoga studio, I hope you get it!!!
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Hey Whamo! Thanks pal. I'm excited about this new venture and hope I get the green light for a business loan. *fingers crossed*
Submitted by SalmaNella on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 7:55pm.
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Hey Nella:) :) :) nice to see you again bud!
Yes to the black dress and heels lol!...and good luck with you yoga studio, I hope you get it!!!
Hey horz!
Has anybody heard from PrettyHateMachine today? Her area is overwhelmed with flooding from intense rain downpours. I've been on The D for all of five minutes today.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Future contestants on the UK version of Take Me Out.
The coronation of Queen Elizabeth II
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGLN1kREJ2Q
I just lover her.
the one with the super fake medicine balls in her chest is creeping up past 50, the horse hair wig on the blonde is horrific, and the other one's are meh at best. I think the queen is still gangsta though, and I love the peacock hat. That woman reeks classy in her peacock hat.
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 7:04pm.
I love the Queen too. I am a Brit and I respect her a lot.
I love hats
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/alltherage/2009/01/aretha-franklin.html
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
What in the whorey avatar bobsledding fuck am I looking at?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Hi peeps!
I love weird hats especially adore that peacock hat. I'd rock that out with a nice black dress and heels.
OT: Just submitted a business plan to start up a yoga studio with another partner. I'm been sweating bullets over this but I want it is sooooo bad.
I look like crap in hats! I wanna wear hats like this!
I'd wear one in a box.
I'd wear one with a fox.
I'd wear one in a house.
I'd wear one with a mouse.
I'd wear one here or there.
I'd wear one anywhere!
...........yes, I'm loopy today, goes back to making 47586347586 sugarpaste flowers f-o-r-e-v-e-r.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Submitted by ba-buttons on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 7:07pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 4:31pm.
Joyce Dewitt's tit's look like they're killing her!
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LOL!! Sad thing is, busty Joyce DeWitt looks exactly like the crazy Russian stripper ba-buttons is banging right now.
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Watch those Ruskies my man. Lol, is she a Tanya or a Svetlana? It's usually one or the other:)
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 7:04pm.
Okay, prolly not a popular opinion, but I freaking LOVE The Queen. I do. I admit it freely.
With all of the changes that have occurred in her 60 year reign on the throne, she has never handled it with anything but class and dignity. I know there is probably those who say the institution isn't needed, and maybe it's not, but she has symbolized longevity and stability to the UK and the Commonwealth, so I say, LONG LIVE THE QUEEN.
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Hear, hear! She is one fierce bitch!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Jeanneee - you haz babeh on Monday? WOOT!
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 4:31pm.
Joyce Dewitt's tit's look like they're killing her!
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LOL!! Sad thing is, busty Joyce DeWitt looks exactly like the crazy Russian stripper ba-buttons is banging right now.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Damn... all those britisher wormenz are looking really nasty; they've got to have better looking wormenz there. What happened to keira knightly & kate beckinsale?
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Submitted by Jeanneee on Wed, 06/20/2012
Thanks for the labor-starting tips though! I'm actually scheduled for a medical induction on Monday.
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WHAT! I'm reporting you to Gisele - you should be having that child in a tub in your home - it takes only 15 minutes and no pain ! How dare you involve doctors !
(seriously, though, Best Wishes :)
Okay, prolly not a popular opinion, but I freaking LOVE The Queen. I do. I admit it freely.
With all of the changes that have occurred in her 60 year reign on the throne, she has never handled it with anything but class and dignity. I know there is probably those who say the institution isn't needed, and maybe it's not, but she has symbolized longevity and stability to the UK and the Commonwealth, so I say, LONG LIVE THE QUEEN.
And these sluts should have banned from this event. What a bunch of posers.
And I would do Prince Harry in a New York minute.
That is all. I'm going home.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Jeannee you have dlisted doulas. Hope it all goes well. <3
Cherry hat FTW!!!