Night Crumbs
You know you've guzzled down too much DayQuil when you mistake Aaron Sorkin for Robert Redford. Oh, and he's obviously just dating Kristin Davis to get closer to Cynthia Nixon so he can get closer to Rojo Caliente. I see you, Sorkin! - Lainey Gossip
Shouldn't Kylie Minogue have eaten Jell-O off of Joe Manjello's prosthetic beer gut? - Towleroad
Excuse me while I slap myself right in the face with a chicken cutlet for mistaking Blahna Del Taco for Phoebe Price. It's the DayQuil's fault again. - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
This picture of Blohan tripping perfectly sums up everything about Liz & Dick - The Superficial
In other words, Johnny Depp wants to man slut it up - Celebitchy
The Montauk Monster lives in New Jersey! - Hollywood Tuna
Please tell me Color Me Badd is opening for them - OMG Blog
If it wasn't for the sun not eating at her skin, I'd think Dakota Fanning was a vampire - Popoholic
Unless Johnny Depp used pirate magic to turn his peen into a poon, this is almost impossible - I'm Not Obsessed
Barfing rainbows - Cityrag
Emma Stone on Vogue - IDLYITW
How egotistical of Taylor Armstrong to wear a shirt with her own face on it! - ICYDK
Penny Cruz looks hot even while wearing a First Lady dress - Popsugar
So basically, Kanye and Kim's first sex tape is going to be audio only - Hollywood Rag
The Hollywood Reporter's TV's funny ladies spread is nothing without Ma from Ma's Roadhouse and Frankie Lons - The Berry
I can't wait to see Duchess Kate wear this same t-shirt to tea with The Queen - Celebslam
I can see the MTV reality show from 2032 now: NEWLYWEDS - THE NEXT GENERATION starring Maxwell and Nick Jr. - Just Jared
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I love Emma Stone, people are allowed to be pale..fuck the haters.
Penelope Cruz bores me to tears..plus her mouth wants to eat her nose or vice versa.
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For your health.
I swear I thought that photo was of Lea Michelle.
Wishing Kristen the best of luck, she's still a cutie. Not sure if Sorkin is a "catch": the man has some history with alcohol and something else (forgot I'm sorry - short memory). He admitted to his DUI trouble on the Today Show.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
kristin davis doesn't age...
i'm ashamed that i laughed at the kylie/manjello dorito video...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Sorkin looks like a Kennedy to me.
AHAHAHAHAHA Hohan tripping is soo fucking hilarious.
no matter how many hohan tripping photos ive seen, remember the one where she was drunk out of the club, http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/03/24/article-0-08D96A8D000005DC-348...
?? well everytime i see it, its like a breath of fresh air... and i lol
I just like Kristin Davis. I'm not exactly sure why. She seems pleasant to me. Her character was my favorite on the SATC TV show.
@iHeartHaters
I was gonna skip but you're right. That shit was pretty funny. Those whores who comment on Superficial are always hilarious too.
Look it's clear Liz and her Dick has a budget of like 42 dollars. Her wig...busted.
Kristen Davis is with Vince Van Patten?
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
Whomever caught that spectacular shot of Lilo mid-trip needs the Sony World Photo Award. Fucking HYSTERICAL!
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK
i have a new rule: i will no longer click on a rihanna link, no matter what, under any circumstances. except when i am tricked like i was here. and i closed it immediately.
and thank GOD i have a kid smart enough to not be into her music.
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
Sorkin's writing has the necessary political indoctrination, but even the liberals are writing reviews that his new show is le bad. Better get his headlines while he can.
Also, maybe redford in 1975. Redford looks like buddy ebsen's dad at this point.
bitch, robert redford?! i thought that was donald trump.
Why, oh why can Blohan not take out the Kardashians in some fiery and dramatic crash??
"vaccumed for bugs" ahhhhaaahaaahahaa! that was funny! Sorry, carry on.
Twatty, no call to run you off like that though, no call. Some people need their anal cavity... vacuumed for... bugs... up their....whatever the f they have firmly stuck up there! Oh heck where's MK when you need him... Poor babe's probably out like a light, all sick and suffering! *poor baby* ღ
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Well thank you ESE! I am only bummed because I found her character a bit bland on Sex in the City. TOTALLY not like me...I think she should have had some weed and flashed the bassist of Stone Temple Pilots - that's more me!
Within -- oh, yeah, the local cops may bitch. Yeah, someone got a bug up his big gay ass about calling a business about a kitteh.
Dog -- I know, I'm totally a shelter person, but this happened to be my friend's husband's co-worker's mom's kitteh. She may be taken for all I know. It was one of those spur of the moment decisions, too.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 10:24pm.
ESE, my husband says I look like her. :(
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and this has you promptly sending me bikini pictures, how?... heeheehee!
tell your hubby that he's lucky, and i said so, so... yeah... it's from a reliable source!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by stake_spike: "I thought Sorkin was gay."
Me too.
ESE, my husband says I look like her. :(
i don't know anything about Kristin Davis(and i'm sure i don't want to!), but i think that she's just so "cute pretty"... it's almost to the point of me vomiting a rainbow, how cute she is.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Ugh! The good thing is at least I know to stay away from Malibu and the Westside! I wonder if there is anyway to recall that judge Satner or what evah her name was!
Twattie, why don't you just adopt from a shelter?
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Figured GG, your goodbye was was a little TOO GOOD, shall we say? hahahahaha Glad I asked! lol She would be like that! Next DUI or car crash, Lohan should assigned community service as a bus monitor HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ETA, lol Why why am am I I repeating myself So so much much f*ck! ;D
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Twatty, she was screaming at you? WTF crawled up her wazoo? Vent away, oh wait, you may need to go to OP, loco OP cops may arrive *just kidding* lolol some people you just have to laugh off because they are bat CRAZY! Wonder what happened to the little kitty?
OnT: LOL at the tabs and Johnny Depp!
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WR, ha ha no I was mocking the LA county system of law. Shit its almost Friday, maybe Blohan will take my lead?
Within -- I'm pissed off! I just called the number off of caller ID of this gal I spoke to yesterday; it was regarding a kitteh I'm interested in adopting. The jackass who answered the phone chastised me when I said I didn't know the gal's last name and then got really snotty when I mentioned the cat, saying "this is a place of business" and basically hung up on me. Fuck you, you fucking fuck, right? I'm talking about a sweet kitteh here! Sorry, had to vent.
Night GG? Or were you speaking in Blohan voice? ahahaha
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Hey Twatty, Well, you know how most feel about Lindsay! I agree, in some pictures she does very well, but MK chooses the most ridiculous (he's the best) and those are just awful! I honestly think, with each photo that surfaces of this mess, the less I want to see it, LOL Who are the promoters of this, because they are TERRIBLE at whipping up any interest...
How you doing tonight, sweets? ღ
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 9:02pm.
Fucking Blohan. A drunk mess, tripping over something OBVIOUS and skating on speeding and causing an accident. WTF is wrong with L.A.'s courts system?
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What do you mean? Well, Im off to the bars then racing on the 405 fwy and then hit some nuns or hispanic gardeners in Pasadena...I'll be online in the morning!
Within -- hiya, baby! It's not even so much as reforming a fan as it is getting someone on my platform of despising someone as much as I do, and I truly despise Blohan. There's a handful of people I despise in this world, and she's one of them. I know, it's all about me.
LOL Twatty, caring so much to want to reform a Lohan fan, hehehe
((Hi Twat!))
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Mike.
Your Cock will rot off. For the love of God, no.
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"
mike -- you know that movie "Silkwood"? Remember the showers they had to go through when they thought they were contaminated? You'd have to go through that & worse if you banged Blohan. A hazmat suit wouldn't even protect you from her cooties & stench. You have been warned.
Come on now MK. If ANYTHING 98 degrees should be opening up for Color Me Badd.
Kristin looks pretty.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
But ManJello is full of muscles, for why would he even have a prosthetic gut, duh? He just has to stick his belly out! Come to Mamma, says Kylie! ;)
Those barfing rainbows are adorbs! SO CUUUUUUTE *muah*
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Submitted by mike on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 9:13pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 8:57pm.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 8:47pm.
Maybe Mike likes odiferous freckles.
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A) it's never gonna happen!
B) She can look all right occasionally (rarely)
C) I'd get a good story out of it
if jack were here, he'd back me up
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A) dangle a crack vial and it will
B) If you're looking at her through the bottom of a fifth of hooch
C) You'd be more likely to get some kind of superclap
jack would fuck a goat if she had big bewbs.
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 8:57pm.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 8:47pm.
Maybe Mike likes odiferous freckles.
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A) it's never gonna happen!
B) She can look all right occasionally (rarely)
C) I'd get a good story out of it
if jack were here, he'd back me up
Fucking Blohan. A drunk mess, tripping over something OBVIOUS and skating on speeding and causing an accident. WTF is wrong with L.A.'s courts system?
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 8:47pm.
Maybe Mike likes odiferous freckles.
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Dog -- you & I need to do a road trip and take mike to lenscrafters to get his eyes checked out; there's no reason why he should find Blohan attractive. And if it goes deeper than that, road trip to Vienna to meet with a team of psychiatrists to find out the reason why he finds her attractive; this is some seriously wrong shit going on here. Sorry, mike. It's just that she's so nasty, smelly & diseased, no one should be attracted to that thing.
I thought Sorkin was gay.
I'm waiting for the post-wrap news release of Liz and Dick to mention that several furs and peices of jewelry are missing from wardrobe.
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"off brand work out sneakers"?
Ninja if I want to wear Spalding’s, ProWings, and Bobos to the gym, that's my damn business.
Bitch, I'm working out... Not doing daily cunt-nastics via Twitter.”
Kristin Davis and Aaron Sorkin = weird. As long as they're happy, I guess.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Holy shit, she's 47????? Amazing.
Submitted by MizRo on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 7:54pm.
MizDog! DogRo! Yup, that's the only way we'll get rid of this menace. And I know it's not right to "wish" people death, but in this case, if she has another accident, I hope it's her on the way to the mortuary.
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Hello, us! Yeah, I don't wish death on her, either, but I agree that she is going to seriously hurt someone if not kill them. And who could her victim(s) sue? Stupid skank has no money. The way the prison system is out there, she'll have to commit an actual felony before she sees the inside of chokey for real. Ugh!
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MizDog! DogRo! Yup, that's the only way we'll get rid of this menace. And I know it's not right to "wish" people death, but in this case, if she has another accident, I hope it's her on the way to the mortuary.
Submitted by MizRo on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 7:47pm.
Bloho has to die or KILL someone before she is truly held accountable: I really hope it's HER death and not someone else's.
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Submitted by mike on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 7:46pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 7:44pm.
honestly? probably
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She's probably insane in bed.
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