Stacy Keibler Wants You To Know That She's Not Knocked Up
A paparazzo happened to hit the click button on his camera just as Stacy Keibler exhaled and the picture had some hos thinking that the spawn of George Clooney has checked into her uterus. Medical studies show that it's almost impossible to get pregnant while having strap-on sex (trust me, Sarah Larson TRIED to find a way), so this rumor put the laughs in everyone. But Stacy still sort of responded to that shit by posting this picture on her Instagram account (via UsWeekly) and showing everyone that the only thing she's pregnant with a six-pack of muscle biscuits.
Didn't George Clooney snip his baby making part, because he was sick of walking into the bathroom and catching his leased piece of the moment standing on her head while one of his used condoms emptied into her coochie hole? I'm pretty sure George got fixed and the only way he'd try to reverse that is if his true soulmate Brad Pitt magically grew a womb and ovaries. The chances of George getting anyone knocked up are about as slim as me knocking up my hand. Although, the crap on my hand I thought was an STD wart could actually be a baby bump...
Here's not pregnant Stacy and George eating dinner at a restaurant near his villa in Lake Como, Italy last night.
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Submitted by the violator on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 4:46pm.
stacey just has one of those ugly, awkward looking bodies.
So, how long ago did you lose your vision?
While I appreciate the discipline it took to get those abs...it also looks sort of gross to me. Eat a fucking sandwich!
Am I the only one who doesn't think George Clooney is gay?
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Oh no one gives a shit! Go back to bearding and fuck off.
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She looks like a praying mantis! Everyone knows Clooney got snipped YEARS ago. There are no chirruns in his future unless they are orphans in Dafur.
The one woman he was actually married to never says much about him. I'd love to hear her spill.
She looks like a younger version of Heidi Klum. The poor man's Heidi Klum. Both she and Heidi have one sure thing in common: What the heck are the two of them famous for???
Famous for just being seen on red carpets?
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Submitted by Side-Eyez on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 4:14pm.
It's kind of creepy how he takes the same vacations every year, goes the same places, does the same things, and just swaps out the disposable piece he invites along.
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Yeah, he seems boring. He's probably into some kinky stuff though.
Whatever... he's soooo today's Rock Hudson.
is it me? or are her forearms really longggggggg and sharply triangular?
for that matter, her entire arm looks like someone took them and stretched them in photoshop.
can't stop staring at them.
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now this is a healthy body.. take a look at this jolie because nourishing your body on heroin is no bueno.
and on that note i wonder how much george's ladies make and if they are monthly or by the year.
stacey just has one of those ugly, awkward looking bodies.
I was just saying how she was looking really good recently... I didn't even recognize her! Well, she's still very attractive, I just hope she doesn't lose too much more!
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His vasectomy story could be utter crap. It's a convenient excuse, like why the Sanduskys never had kids. (Not sayin' George likes leetle boys...)
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It's kind of creepy how he takes the same vacations every year, goes the same places, does the same things, and just swaps out the disposable piece he invites along.
georgie gonna be holding auditions for new beard cause i wanna sign up.
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What a waste of a gorgeous woman. I'm beginning to not like Clooney. why doesn't he pick some barren Alice Toklas type to walk around with and they can talk about the probems of the world and how they are gonna save it. Stacy should be with a hot piece younger and richer than Cooney. ***smh***
I always got the impression that Clooney likes 'em dumb and easy. This one's no exception to his "type."
Team George got snipped ages ago.
I'm growing to tolerate this beard, but Celine will always be my favorite.
She is a big improvement over the last one. Not so masculine. Be interesting to see if she slips up and starts mentioning the no-no words: "commitment" or "kids"
I can't believe this chick is a year younger than me. She comes across as almost middle aged on the red carpet, but in these candid pics she looks cute and youthful. Anyway, my guess is that George Clooney, in addition to being about 90% ghey, is a kinky, S&M-loving freak, and Stacy is his dominatrix. His women are always so physically strong and masculine, I figure he likes a good ass-whipping.
Besides dating Clooney what does she do? She has lasted longer than I thought she would but he will dump her soon.
Her body is fantastic.
love those abs...bearding does the body good...
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Wow. And I just noticed how fat my elbows are.
If you put George in the photo and had him show his belly he'd probably look 4 or 5 months along. It's just what happens.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 1:02pm.
I'm soooooooooo bored of Clooney and his "relationships". I wish we could permanently retire the following tabloid favorites:
George and his beards
Brangelina
Jennifer Aniston's spinsterhood
The Kardashians
....and last but not least
Blohan
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Well, one of your wishes may come true sooner than you think - I have a feeling that Blohan is going to wrap a car that she shouldn't be driving around a tree pretty soon. Unfortunately I have her for only one point in my dead pool, that useless slag.
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Her waistline is to die for....
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I'm soooooooooo bored of Clooney and his "relationships". I wish we could permanently retire the following tabloid favorites:
George and his beards
Brangelina
Jennifer Aniston's spinsterhood
The Kardashians
....and last but not least
Blohan
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 12:23pm.
I want this bitch's abs.
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ubmitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 12:46pm.
Geoge lookes fucking ANCIENT!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Well, Stacy Keibler, allow me to retort. My give-a-fuck tank is empty (THANK YOU MK FOR THAT GEM) so I don't care.
George is only with you until I'm available BTW :P
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Geoge lookes fucking ANCIENT! ***************************
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Wow, did you guys see Hurley? I can't believe how much weight he has lost! ;p
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
The fuck? I just noticed the sunglasses. Who wears sunglasses inside a gym to work out?
Damn girlie!
Yeah, I'd take her life.
George, why won't you let Stacy's womb be great?!?!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Who the fuck wears sunglasses when they work out inside the gym? Or is that the secret to great abs? No wonder mine look like a stay-puft.
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she's a good beard. she should give lectures. apparently it's a well-paying career. keep your botox up, and it can extend into your 40s.
why did i think that it was Goopy behind those "Risky Business" shades up there?
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As much as Clooney has publicly stated he doesn't like or want kids, I have no doubt he got a vasectomy many years ago.
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ahah Jack more likely she'd break your sorry ass in half!
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I would break her in half!!! NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
I want this bitch's abs.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 12:19pm.
I can't hate on her. She's not a stick; she doesn't look like a tranny; and her people make delicious cookies.
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I covet her lifestyle, abs, and bearding contract.
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That headline should read something more like "George Clooney Wants Stacey Keibler to Tell You She's Not Knocked Up"
I can't hate on her. She's not a stick; she doesn't look like a tranny; and her people make delicious cookies.
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HE'S NOT GAY, no in MY world anyway.