Casper Smart Is A Straight-For-Fame Gay, So Says A Fellow Dancer
I'll wait here as you wipe away the glittery hummingbird juice that secreted out of your nipple slits after you laid eyes on that picture on the left. All wiped up? Okay, so I've never gotten a vibe from Casper Smart that he loves to gargle on peen morning, noon and night. Never. But now everything has changed thanks to this picture which is as gay as a unicorn getting DPed by a rainbow and a pink toy poodle named Mon Cherie. Radar points us to the Twitter page of Joshua Lee Ayers, a dancer who has worked with Casper in the past and claims that JLo's bought-and-paid-for piece sucks L.A. dick on the down low. To back up his claim, Joshua tweeted this picture of Casper making a "your peen goes here" pose while working a kaleidoscope in his shorts. That's the only receipt I need! via Radar:
"Check out Ur boy… And his low key homo ways," Joshua wrote on a photo of Casper that he posted on his Twitter account in March.
In the photo, Casper is shirtless, wearing shiny gold short shorts obviously stuffed with something, a sparkly bejeweled belt, a scarf and a deer hunter hat while surrounded by other shirtless men in their underwear.
On May 24, Joshua posted another photo of Casper showing off his cheekbones with the caption: "I know what I know, Not love, a lot of business and public relations."
JLo's rep denies that Casper is gay and says that it must be a slow news week. I resemble that comment!
But seriously, that pic doesn't prove anything. How many straight dudes have gotten drunk on malt liquor and ended up giving sugar to the camera while wearing a rhinestone belt? Entire frats wouldn't exist if shit like that didn't go down on the regular. Casper could scream for peen, poon or both. It doesn't matter. There's only two things that matter: 1) Casper is representing hard for the gold digger community and; 2) That duck-faced bitch looks hotter in a pair of gold shorty shorts than JLo does. Werk it, guurrrrrl.
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Do the world a favor and shut up and bleed.
That's funny; I thought ALL backup dancers were a little gay.
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Submitted by salacious on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 6:58pm.
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Wait a minute, you mean to tell me Caspa and Jello are all fake?! NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo!
Still think there's an element of a fellow dancer being sick to death of the preferential treatment, who wouldn't be? Caspa should just quit and be a paid piece full-time, rather than disrupt the backstage dynamic *so.not.surprised!* lol
#bitchesbelivid
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Submitted by yepyepyep on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 12:13pm.
As a child of an abusive household I agree mothers know they just cover it up which makes them the worse abuser ...
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While I agree Dottie Sandusky suspected something, not every mother does. It certainly doesn't make them worse than the abuser. Let's not forget fathers are also parents, and if they're the perpetrators, then they're the lowest scum of the earth.
Submitted by Itwillrain on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 9:58am.
Jlo is such a bad mom....in denial that her little boy is gay.
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no straight man would pick the stage name "casper". just sayin'.
Submitted by salacious on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 6:58pm.
It's all part of a PR stunt concocted by J.Ho and Skeletor. I was sure of it the day they "reunited" and walked together for that reality shit show that they produce.
These bitches will do anything for raising their profile to a Brandgelina status, that's all.
I love that it backfired on this cunt. Surely Casperina's bf got tired of the sham.
As soon as his sting as her purse holder is over, he can expect a phone call from Travolta for sure.
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You're partly right. I think it's a scam, too, but I think she knew. The whole thing about them considering getting back together while she is living with Casper never made sense to me. She's in a new relationship, isn't she? Wouldn't that sort of put an end to the old one?
It was fake from the start. She knows he is gay or bi or whatever and she is not trying to care about that.
I think you nailed it with the AngieBrad thing though. At some level of paparazzi fame these people create a whole life of photo ops. Look at Jennifer and Rockabilly Eddie Munster going to the Vatican, posing at the Eiffel Tower, I don't know if they have hit Big Ben yet. Anyway it's a fake life and some are faker than others, and J Lo is as phony as it gets. She reeks of it. So this isn't some big heartbreak for her. It's all a scam, I think.
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Emergency Mexican Marriage or Break-up with press release to respect privacy in 3, 2, 1. Soon to be seen strolling the Parker Pool in Palm Springs during white party season.
Submitted by Cat Scratch: " I hate dancers...They're cocky (particularly the male ones) and always showing off and somehow incorporating dance into EVERYTHING....Come on now, hasn't everyone had a ballerina girl in their graduating class who insists on doing a dance pose for EVERY facebook photo and danced in the talent show to their own shitty, redudant choreography?
You know you do, you know I'm right."
You ARE. LMAO because it's true.
I live in NYC where they congregate and you can spot them easily. They have to wear their dance togs everywhere and they'll be doing their little exercises in line at the ATM or the bar. AHAHAHAHAHHA!
My daughter took a bogus little-kid ballet class at the ballet academy and the teenagers are so OTT fanatical about it. And those bitches are VICIOUS little gossips.
It's all part of a PR stunt concocted by J.Ho and Skeletor. I was sure of it the day they "reunited" and walked together for that reality shit show that they produce.
These bitches will do anything for raising their profile to a Brandgelina status, that's all.
I love that it backfired on this cunt. Surely Casperina's bf got tired of the sham.
As soon as his sting as her purse holder is over, he can expect a phone call from Travolta for sure.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Bwahahahahahahahaha! *breathing* hahahahahahahaha!
My hate rivals the sun's heat: the fingertip on his tongue is so saucy. hahahaha! *dying*
Everything he does is fake. He's like Tofu Boy, no real character/personality of his own, he just picks up the flavor of whatever pot he's been thrown in.
I hate dancers (mostly). No, hear me out. They're cocky (particularly the male ones) and always showing off and somehow incorporating dance into EVERYTHING. They have beautiful bodies but also are ogre-ish up top yet still always act like they're really hot. They're vulgar and though they are more athletes they often think of themselves as artists (pssch) yet DON'T think up their own choreography. They are so disciplined they're often uptight too...and entitled.
Come on now, hasn't everyone had a ballerina girl in their graduating class who insists on doing a dance pose for EVERY facebook photo and danced in the talent show to their own shitty, redudant choreography?
You know you do, you know I'm right.
no surprises here that ducklips is familiar with the taste of cock...so is jlo...they are perfrct for each other...
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MK i think i know why you haven't posted anything new today: you saw this picture laughed too hard and had to lay down due to the headache you got. hay; thats the reaction i had when i saw this picture. friggin hilarious. jlo i know must be pissed!
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No one lives forever
Casper is still OOGLY! JBlow is still going to marry him by end of the year. How much you want to bet he proposes to her on stage next month on her bday with a ring she picked out and paid for?
in other breaking news, reports are coming in from certain parts of the world that the sun came up in the east this morning!
i have that belt. it's a belt made for the womenfolk.
his clashing ensemble makes me wonder if he is faking gay too. because that shit just looks tacky as all hell
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Ugh! Blake Lively...please dont mention her so early in the day.
like this is new, everybody who works in the music/entertainment industry has gotten on their knees and sucked dick for roles/money.
in hollywood, blake lively's back and ass cheeks have left a permanent imprint on the executive board room table.
Wakey MK! Need new post pleazzzzz!
Never did understand why sanduskys wife didn't get a case on her as well. She damn well knew everything. That's a sick one there.
As for Casper... When you go to NYC or Hollywood as a back up dancer or an aspiring whatever... If you can't make enough $$ --damn skippy those kids are down to do whatever to pay rent and eat. Hiding the gay for a job and a check? Happens all the time. He needs to get on Travoltas payroll.
That pic on the left s the gayest pic I have ever seen.
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I can't wait for him to go viral just due to being in the right(?) place at the right time and being a major babe.
Submitted by RachieZ on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 9:38am.
Dr. Dick,
I don't think anyone (meaning me) said anything about the verdit. I just thought the deputy was hot!
Sue me!
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yep, I went back and looked at the pictures. Said deputy is indeed smokin hot.
Jlo is such a bad mom....in denial that her little boy is gay. ;)
JLo simply figured out that a gay man is better than a straight one so why not??!!
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Dr. Dick,
I don't think anyone (meaning me) said anything about the verdit. I just thought the deputy was hot!
Sue me!
everyone's a little gay anyway.
he's not gay but he sure is fucking hot
get money. get young hotties.
A few years back, Jamie Foxx said that when he was on In Living Color and she was a Fly Girl, her nickname wasnt JLo, it was, "hey ho'!. He'd never say that now, but always thought it was funny to call her out.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 8:12am.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 7:49am.
And you KNOW she knew he was molesting their SON. She's a horrible woman.
Of course she did! How could any parent not know that was going on! and if she had a real relationship with him (Normal, loving) HE would have came to her about anything. My son's still too young, but my daughter tells me ANYTHING. why? cause she knows I love her and will help her and not judge her.
I seriously want to see charges against this fucking piece of shit hag.
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Didn't she do the laundry? If my son's underwear all of a sudden started going awol, I'd fucking well notice and find out why.
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As a child of an abusive household I agree mothers know they just cover it up which makes them the worse abuser, I could never understand how you can see a child bleeding and laugh
So she not only knew she covered that shit up and shushed the children that's my opinion not a fact
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 7:49am.
And you KNOW she knew he was molesting their SON. She's a horrible woman.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Sandusky's wife can go fuck herself noiselessly in the basement.
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With all her money, bitch should pay a yenta to find her a suitable man. she sucks at it.
Sandusky's wife should be in the cell next to him.
tell me your husband could be fucking all those young boys, sometimes right in your house, and you didn't know. fuck you.
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JHO Bag looks like a old fat untalented drag queen, so Casper being gay kinda fits. I hope he gets that Bentely, drains the bank account then dumps her like the trash she is!
I have so much more respect for him now. Taking money from her is not a crime because her entire career is grand theft on the public.
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Stop judging Casper,girlfriend is just getting that cash money! Get it!!!
omg now ive seeing everything.
i heard about gay for pay, for not straight for gay pay.
giddit, casper, just pretend Jlo's ass is a guy's ass, and get her to wear a strap on.
Casper Smart smart smart smart smart, Jlo dumb dumb dumb.
Dementa, we don't even need the specifics... just leave him in there and throw away the key! Oh, but let everyone know who he is and what he did first...
OnT: wonder if Jello's giving Caspar detention for this...
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 11:34pm.
I wish he would be. Assraping with a broom is the least he deserves.
I just wish his wife were in there too.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
That bitch has the WORST taste in men.
Wow, shocking.
Don't be mad at JLo. Every girl needs a gay boyfriend. If you don't have at least one, you're not living your life right. Fact.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Oh God! Why didn't I see this coming? He's giving us "face, face, beauty, face!" in some of those other pix!
The bottle in his pants, how does it stay up?
"Duck-faced bitch" bwahaahhahahahaha
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He is too young for her. That's what I think anyway. Same with the boy in the picture below this one. Hopefully these women will deal with the inevitable better than Demi did.
I have never seen a gayer picture in my life.
I can't believe it took the jury that long to convict. His wife should be shunned by everyone. She is guilty, closing her eyes to it.
Submitted by liverwurst on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 12:01am.
Awww...looks like Joshua is jealous as fuck.
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To be fair King Caspar has been getting some major preferential treatment... always disruptive to backstage dynamics... ugh Showgirls! Dude should quit, get knocked up and live happily ever after, hahah Get with the program Casp! ;p
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A male backup dancer who is gay?? This overturns everything I thought I knew about life. I therefore announce my retirement to a toilet-less, window-less wooden shack in the Utah mountains, where I will start life anew.
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Please: It's "rahnday."