The Silver Fox Is Not Here For Your Sneaky Picture-Taking Antics
If you're on a flight from L.A. to NYC and Anderson Cooper is quietly drifting into a silver fox slumber behind you, you have to take a picture of it. It'd be the most IMPORTANT thing in your life. You're taking care of a screaming baby and that baby refuses to shut up? Show that annoying baby a picture of Andy Coo sleeping and that baby's eyes will be too busy getting lost in that picture that it will forget to cry. You're eating delicious pancakes at a Denny's and a fight breaks out (because that's just what happens at Denny's). Show all those fighting whores a picture of Andy Coo sleeping and their raging assholes will instantly cool and you'll be able to enjoy your delicious pancakes in peace. You're on a date with me and trying to get away without being too obvious. Whip out that picture and make your escape as I lick the screen. Yes, you'll lose a phone since I'll eventually shove it down the back of my chonies, but that's a small price to pay. What I'm saying is that a picture of Andy Coo doing mimi times is THAT soothing and THAT hypnotic. But the Silver Fox wants no part of that shit and read a bitch his rights for trying to capture that magical moment on his iPhone.
On Kathy last night, Andy said that on his 6am flight to L.A., he was trying to sleep when a sneaky bitch with an iPhone tried to get a picture of him. Andy wasn't having it, so he grabbed that dude's shoulder and spit out the line is my ringtone for EVERYTHING! Andy asked that ho, "Bitch, what ... are you doing?'"
Oh, and the Crystal Enchantress of the Ice himself, Johnny Weir, was sitting in the next to Andy while all of this went down!!!!
So to recap: Anderson Cooper went on Kathy and told a story about how he called a bitch a "bitch" while sitting next to Johnny Weir. This is the best gay pride gift ever!
via LA Times
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I would have done the same thing- and have. Photos are off limits on planes- it's simply not fair to catch a snap of someone at their worst, mouth open sleeping, etc.
I heart me some AC, Kathy and Johnny, but this is kinda lame, doncha think? These airplane encounters are growing tiresome. OctoSkank pulled one -- whining that the flight attendants treated her poorly -- well DUH. When you throw yourself into the public pit of the national press, you're gonna reap the consequences. IPhone photo takers are just the smallest of what might be in store for OctoSlore. But really, AC needs to be above this crap. He plays to the "hip" crowd a little to much for my liking. *Don't kill me, dlisters*
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Submitted by beb on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 4:28pm.
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{{he cyberlicked you on the face}}
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heheheeh bebeh! *cyberpats that sweetie right back!* <333
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Wow.
Just had a flashback to 1980 something and Gloria Vanderbilt jeans.
And all this time I thought my neuroses were due to genetics...
"He's a card carrying Manhattan Aristocrat who's traveling like a burned-out starlet on her way back to Long Island."
I don't think it's possible to say it any better. Brilliant!
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You know what we call that? Mind Takin', Baby! Accept NO substitutes!
I get the feeling that Andy hates women. Just sayin'.
www.poopreport.com :)
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RIMADYL KILLS
This makes me love him EVEN more!!!
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
I'm an antisocial bitch dealing with flying that early in the morning. I don't blame Anderson for getting pissed and calling them out.
Andy Cooper is a fucking pathetic closet case. Who would want a fucking picture of his ghostly & ghastly face?
beb, that's good! In that case,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ5QLXTUTRA
(But not literally! hehehehe) Sorry, couldn't resist! ;P
HAHAHA. This one here ^^^ cocked his head to the side when it started playing, like WTF is that?!?!?!?
{{he cyberlicked you on the face}}
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
beb, that's good! In that case,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ5QLXTUTRA
(But not literally! hehehehe) Sorry, couldn't resist! ;P
Ya, on Weir, I can just IMAGINE his face, (G-A-S-P!) when he heard that! lol
[Still have the pic of the little pup, look at the big eyes looking at the camera! *cyberpets him!*]
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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I'm doing much better WR, thanks for asking!
I wonder if there will be any more AnderWeir sightings...
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
LOL Bebeh, good to see you! You feeling any better? Feet not been hurting too much, I hope!
Yeah, Andy cracks me up! I can't hate on him, he's harmless. Even his "HEY BITCH!" would make me snicker! Getting all red in the face, lmao!
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Hi WR!
Maybe he was afraid of a SANS FARDS picture getting out there - Mah Boo looks like Mah Ass without the Maybelline Dream Fresh BB.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Submitted by blather999 on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 1:19pm.
Please, no. That would make Kathy even more annoying.
Is that possible?
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Please: It's "rahnday."
((Hi bebeh!)))
Bitch what... are you doing? AAHAHAHAHAHA
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Salma, the Coopah MAAAAAAD NOOWWW!
Bitch what... are you doing? Can totally see him saying that OLOLLOLOL
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I think there's more to this story. Kathy should have put on the Detective LaToya hat and asked AC where Johnny's hands were during this whole ordeal.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 3:26pm.
BonitaSalma, they almost FLARE, don't they? ☺☺☺ When he gets mad, HE GETS MAD!
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DON"T PISS OFF THE COOPER!
BonitaSalma, they almost FLARE, don't they? ☺☺☺ When he gets mad, HE GETS MAD!
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Anderson sure has some big NOSTRILS.
"Bitch, what ... are you doing?'" - that's HILARIOUS, AC is priceless! especially the hand on the shoulder bit! He's a tad of a seether, isn't he... THEN KABOOM! hahaha *imagines Weir's jaw drop and hand over heart gesture* :O
"You're on a date with me and trying to get away without being too obvious." - ololllol MK! <333
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Today on Kathy. We will tell you the harrowing tale of what happens when little cunt gets mad at the little bitch trying to take his picture with an iPhone.
Mah Boo gone ghetto!!!
ooo youu soo baad
I wonder if he and Johnny were on a date?
LOL...Bitch what the fuck are you doing... shit is pricless.
Whatever she looks amazing...her body is crazy. And I LOVE Anderson even more now...I love the serious CNN Anderson but love the giggly daytime TV Anderson even better.
Submitted by suckandfuck 12:14pm.
Submitted by Whamo 12:13pm.
I love MK and all but I'm really finding myself getting an irrational case of FUCK OFF Anderson Cooper every time I see his face posted, I know he's MK fantasy LOVA and I feel bad but...FUCK OFF ANDERSON ( sorry KM ) *hangs head almost in shame*
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oh I'm sorry! It must be very hard to see someone so much thinner and younger than all of you!!
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He richer than we'll ever hope to be too! Bastard.
His giggle is really creepy.
He basically came out last night. Not just calling the guy a bitch, but when he was seated next to the comedienne who was gushing over him and he said "never going to happen" or something like that.
And I agree, he is starting to look like a white rat.
Please, no. That would make Kathy even more annoying. She's gone from poking fun of herself on the D List, to celeb friend name dropping. Worse, Andy Cohen has her plugging Bravo programming. Ugh!
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 12:49pm.
He and Kathy should just get fake-married and be done with it.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 12:58pm.
WHO DOES NOT WANT TO WEAR DEE REE-BON?!!
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by FunFilled on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 1:05pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 1:01pm.
Kathy is so annoying, but WTF had that bitch been doing because her body looks great, from this angle anyway.
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She's Joan Rivers-ing herself
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Ah. Makes sense.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 1:01pm.
Kathy is so annoying, but WTF had that bitch been doing because her body looks great, from this angle anyway.
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She's Joan Rivers-ing herself.
ololol Vern, Sucky & Jack.
It was uncomfortable watching Andy Pooh relay his "funny" story to Kathy last night. He was seated next to a woman three times his size. He looked like he was falling into the crack of the sofa on the set.
Kathy is so annoying, but WTF had that bitch been doing because her body looks great, from this angle anyway.
I used to think AC was so hot.
I now think he's just a big gay bag of douche.
Such a bitchy little drama queen!
And DON'T tell me that flight with Johnny Weir wasn't orchestrated. Just come outta the closet, bitch.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 12:58pm.
WHO DOES NOT WANT TO WEAR DEE REE-BON?!!
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oloolololol
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
WHO DOES NOT WANT TO WEAR DEE REE-BON?!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
IF YOU'RE TAKING PITCHERS OF ME, YOU BETTER BE WRITING ME A CHECK WHEN YOU'RE DONE!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
*LIP SMACK!* DO NOT take pictures of me without my makeup ON! *WIDE EYED Z SNAP!!!!!!!*
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Shouldn't the title of this post also be: "Odd couple alert"????
Johnny & Mah Boo sitting on a tree....
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
He and Kathy should just get fake-married and be done with it.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
I'm trying to be nice - Damn her skin is smooth. Lil Jello.
Andy Ho lives to have his picture taken. What is this United red-eye coach stuff? He's a card carrying Manhattan Aristocrat who's traveling like a burned-out starlet on her way back to Long Island. A total wad.
I bet Kathy gets him giggling and makes him tee tee.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
There's no fucking way he was sitting next to Johnny queer by chance... no way I tell ya!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
he looks so much like a white rat, IDK MK, I think soon you'll be his only fan
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
When you rely on photos/recordings from the general population for part of your programming. i.e. Gerrard Depardeau. You better be prepared to take as good as you give. Lost some respect Mr. Cooper.
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Bitch please!
Hey Andrerson,, good story. You should tell it at a cocktail party sometime.
She was ragging hard, honey!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.