Open Post: Hosted By Mugly, The World's Ugliest Dog
All hail our new ugly bitch king Mugly!
The title of World's Ugliest Dog went to another Chinese Crested this year after 8-year-old Mugly won the top prize at the annual pageant in Petaluma, CA yesterday. Mugly and his owner Bev Nicholson came all the way from Britain to see if he could kill the competition with his bloated Snooki body, his Snoop Dogg after 10 blunts eyes, his grandpa seal whiskers and his Ivy Queen nails. Mugly did it and he won a $1,000 cash prize, a VIP stay at Sheraton Petaluma, a bunch of dog treats and the honor of being the ugliest bitch in all the land.
My heart will forever belong to last year's winner Yoda (RIP), but I like Mugly. Just look at him. Dude's got his legs spread open, is stoned into another world, is wearing the shit out of that tiny hat and looks like he's in the middle of letting out a slow fart. Basically, that's me on my sofa every Saturday night.
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TR your mom is so lucky. She is your angel now. Beautiful what you said about love being all that lasts. Tell us something doesn't it? Will be thinking of you. <3
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 5:09pm.
LOOK WHO HAS A NEW "CAREER" now- or is trying...
http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/69924109.html
ugh, that outfit, and the crystal headphones.....she is such a fucking jackass.
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o.k., i just saw this, and, uuummm... uuhh... yeah, that's just pathetic... no, seriously, i don't even have a snappy quip for that... it's just sad.
... not that i'm gonna feel sorry for the ageing cumdumpster, or anything!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
{((Televised!))} It's wonderful you were there for your Mother when she needed it! Must have been indescribably difficult! Pulling for ya hun and sending you virtual hugs! xoxox
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This feels kinda trivial, but has anyone been watching the European (football) Championships? EEEE-taaaaaal-yaaaaahhhh!!!
Holy shit! Jessica Simpson looks positively Arkansan.
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/06/jessica-simpson-crying-bab...
TVRev: My condolences to you and your family. You've been through a terrible ordeal. I hope you find peace.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 6:18pm.
you stay in your jammies as long as you want/need... *passes hot chocolate with extra marshmallows*
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
thanks, you guys. the virtual Dlisted community is pretty cool.
there are just a few people here, and just the right ones - the ones who don't care if i'm still in my jammies at 2:45 in the afternoon. my brother is taking care of the business-y type stuff (i guess) and i am just taking it minute by minute. it's surreal, sometimes. but my mom lived a great life, and she loved people and had a huge positive impact on people. and we got on each other's nerves sometimes, too. i'm going to miss all of that.
love really does seem to be all that lasts, huh?
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“A culture fixated on female thinness is not an obsession about female beauty, but an obsession about female obedience...a quietly mad population is a tractable one.”
haha Lucifer, happy to oblige. he is gorge.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
Every time SANS FARDS posts I am compelled to lick my computer screen to get to her avatar.
Dog, they can holler through windows and bars and the like when he is passing through. I know cause I saw it on Extreme Scared Straight, or whatever the hell that TV show is called.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 5:57pm.
Jerry Sandusky was serenaded in jail! So bad, but it made me laugh.
http://www.businessinsider.com/jail-inmates-serenaded-sandusky-with-hey-...
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HAHAHAHA! Those crazy prison kids... too bad they won't let him loose in the general population.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 5:57pm.
Funny, except that would have been impossible. They have him segregated while they do the eval. He wouldn't have any contact with prisoners until the eval is over and they decide if he will be in gen pop or with other sexual offenders when he is sentenced. Until then he is alone.
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 5:12pm.
Televised, I am so sorry for your loss.
I am going to inject some ridiculousness into this thread: Octomom has a bf. A 23-year-old, amateur bodybuilder with a serious case of the face.
http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/24/octomom-nadya-suleman-boyfriend-frankie-g/
This and the conjoining of Beytrassian, I think I'm throwing in my sweat-soaked towel.
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Well shit. The tanning bed's fried all his brain cells.
*voms*
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
LaChaylo: Ew! That's gross!
They met at CHURCH? What the fuck kind of church IS that?
Honestly, I think he's a gaybird and they're just using each other for publicity.
Unfaithful is on! terrible movie, and Olivier Martinez is obviously a brain dead idiot (having shacked up with crazypants Halle Berry)....but hot damn, he is beautiful.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
I just switched over to Unfaithful!! Was hoping to get some "inspiration" from the sexy-time scenes (home alone, for once) but it seems like they cut them out. Boo!
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 5:57pm.
proving once again that all things can be solved with Pink Floyd... and a shiv.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 6:12am.
Sending light and comforting thoughts to you and yours at this difficult time.
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elen sila lumen omentilmo-LOTR
Jerry Sandusky was serenaded in jail! So bad, but it made me laugh.
http://www.businessinsider.com/jail-inmates-serenaded-sandusky-with-hey-...
Cin, I do believe that divorce is the #1 cause of alcoholism. Be careful! It's tough, so hard emotionally, divorce. You have my empathy.
Submitted by Cinnamon Spice on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 5:15pm.
So it feels trivial to post this, now that I have read that somebody's mother just passed away from cancer. So sorry to hear that!
I'm a long time lurker, not often poster. (but I love the snark and truth-telling that I get here!)
I am in the middle of a divorce, and adjusting to my new life. I have been trying to challenge myself to not rely on alcohol as a social lubricant. I would like to try to enjoy myself without alcohol, but have been unsuccessful. Has anybody else tried this? I was married for 11 years, and was never a huge drinker. But when I go out now I feel like I need a drink to loosen up.
Also, going out now is so strange. People hand you their phones so that you can enter yourself as a contact on their phone or ask you to add them on your Facebook! Man I feel old!! I'm 32, btw.
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Hi Cinnamon Spice! I agree...the snark is refreshing, in a way. LOL.
Regarding dating w/o the booze factor--yes, it absolutely can be done. The key is to project that you're happy and satisfied with your lot in life; in my experience, self-confidence is everything. Alcohol is a nice social lubricant, and having a glass of wine or a beer can really calm your nerves, but if the compatibility and chemistry is there....the conversation will just flow, no booze required.
good luck!
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
So it feels trivial to post this, now that I have read that somebody's mother just passed away from cancer. So sorry to hear that!
I'm a long time lurker, not often poster. (but I love the snark and truth-telling that I get here!)
I am in the middle of a divorce, and adjusting to my new life. I have been trying to challenge myself to not rely on alcohol as a social lubricant. I would like to try to enjoy myself without alcohol, but have been unsuccessful. Has anybody else tried this? I was married for 11 years, and was never a huge drinker. But when I go out now I feel like I need a drink to loosen up.
Also, going out now is so strange. People hand you their phones so that you can enter yourself as a contact on their phone or ask you to add them on your Facebook! Man I feel old!! I'm 32, btw.
Televised, I am so sorry for your loss.
I am going to inject some ridiculousness into this thread: Octomom has a bf. A 23-year-old, amateur bodybuilder with a serious case of the face.
http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/24/octomom-nadya-suleman-boyfriend-frankie-g/
This and the conjoining of Beytrassian, I think I'm throwing in my sweat-soaked towel.
LOOK WHO HAS A NEW "CAREER" now- or is trying...
http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/69924109.html
ugh, that outfit, and the crystal headphones.....she is such a fucking jackass.
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And now I'm hard, too hard to know
I don't cry when I'm sad anymore, no no
Tears calcify in my, fears go inside
How can I ask anyone to love me
When all I do is beg to be left alone?
To atomic:
Don't know if you get to read this. My collie has the same issue, so bad that she has actually bitten skin of her body due to the allergy. Besides antibiotics when a flea manages to make its way to my baby and the allergy comes (as the wounds get infected) what does the trick pretty well is Stronghold. I swear by it.
She has to use a dose per month and that is it.
Submitted by Agnostic 1 on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 2:16pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 12:06am.
I live right down the street from the Beverly Hilton. I can walk there.
I saw the news. JFC, that place and the deaths this year.....
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Somebody wrote about something happening at the Beverly Hilton last night. I googled it and got nothing. Today I google it, and it pops up. It never ceases to amaze me how fast things travel on the internet. I find out stuff here before the news gets to it. Fascinating.
That hotel might have ghosties. I should get my ghost-hunting auntie on this case. She, for real, has all this equipment she says helps her see ghosts. She does it for free, as a hobby and a public service.
"Dust in the wind
All we are is dust in the wind."
Kansas Lyrics, 1977
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH2w6Oxx0kQ
(((Televised))) ♥
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Who are you calling silly cow?
aw....I think he's adorable! I'd adopt him :)
I'm sorry for your loss, TR. Thinking of you.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 6:12am.
well, my mother finally, passed over - she died last night. very tired here, just wanted to let you Dlisted slore know.
i'm glad she's out of pain.
fuck cancer.
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I know I'm hurling myself under the bandwagon here, but I'm so sorry. And yes, fuck cancer.
Oh TR! I am so very sorry for your loss! *huge hugs*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Sorry for that message-less post. My boy was on my desk trying to "help" me eat some cheese and must have hit the keyboard. *side-eyes kitteh*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 12:06am.
I live right down the street from the Beverly Hilton. I can walk there.
I saw the news. JFC, that place and the deaths this year.....
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Hey PSL, we might be neighbors! Are you East or West of Wilsire & Robertson? North or South of Santa Monica & Linden? I don't mean to be nosy but it's cool to know a fellow D-Lister lives nearby.
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"How nice, to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive."
- Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five
@TR - so sorry for your loss. Sending warm thoughts and virtual hugs.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
The Kardashians want to remind you haters that they worked hard for their money:
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/kardashian-sisters-were-spoiled-had-161721287....
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 6:12am.
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TR, I am so sorry for your loss. You must be exhausted, as being her her caretaker. Have no regrets please. Now you have to take care of yourself and grieve. My thoughts are with you.
Hi there, Mickey! :-D
cool video. i watched up until the appearance of actual spiders. /arachnophobic ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Sorry for your loss, TV.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 6:12am
I am very sorry for your loss, cancer is just horrendous, but take solace in knowing that as you said she's no longer in terrible pain.
I hope you have people who'll help you and will be with you through this incredibly sad time; grieving is heart wrenching so please take care of yourself. I'm not religious so I can't in good conscience say that she's with god now so I will just say: Her soul is at peace. My condolences to you and yours.
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"How nice, to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive."
- Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five
((Hugs)) to you TR, you're in my thoughts and prayers.
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If it looks like a stunt, walks like a stunt and smells like warm piss on burnt plastic, it came directly from Pimp Mama Kris' pimpin' hand. - MK
Morning, Foxxy!
I took a trip down memory lane with my kid today watching Vicky the Viking, albeit it in 3D and with real life actors. The experience kind of took me back to my early teenage days when I loved to wallow in gloomy music. Just me and this Ultravox song, which was released on my 13th birthday. Damn, time does fly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9WdUgn0XkU
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Who are you calling silly cow?
TR:
My deepest sympathy to you and your family during this sad time.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 6:12am
sincere condolences to you and your family. please try to take comfort in your memories and in knowing that you were there for her and did everything that you did. peace to her, you and all of your family on your continued journeys
good morning all -- have a good sunday
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I'm so very sorry for you and your family TR. There is nothing I can say that will make the pain go away but I send you my love. Take care, babe.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 6:12am.
I'm very sorry for your loss. I hope you and your son are well ♥
Dear Televised,
Having you there in her hour of need must have been a great comfort to your mother. A bond so strong cannot be put asunder by death. Here's wishing you and your family lots of strength,
Michelle
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Who are you calling silly cow?
TR -- I'm so sorry to hear about your mom. *hugs*
OMG what the fk happened to macauly caulkin?!!! wtf....
What a bunch of hideous bitches. Oh, and the dogs are gross too.
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Shiitake happens...
Khloe Kardashian was robbed.