Open Post: Hosted By Mugly, The World's Ugliest Dog
All hail our new ugly bitch king Mugly!
The title of World's Ugliest Dog went to another Chinese Crested this year after 8-year-old Mugly won the top prize at the annual pageant in Petaluma, CA yesterday. Mugly and his owner Bev Nicholson came all the way from Britain to see if he could kill the competition with his bloated Snooki body, his Snoop Dogg after 10 blunts eyes, his grandpa seal whiskers and his Ivy Queen nails. Mugly did it and he won a $1,000 cash prize, a VIP stay at Sheraton Petaluma, a bunch of dog treats and the honor of being the ugliest bitch in all the land.
My heart will forever belong to last year's winner Yoda (RIP), but I like Mugly. Just look at him. Dude's got his legs spread open, is stoned into another world, is wearing the shit out of that tiny hat and looks like he's in the middle of letting out a slow fart. Basically, that's me on my sofa every Saturday night.