Snooki Takes A Tumble
No, this is not another post about Pet Monster.
Snooki still has a pickleling growing in her vodka chamber called a womb and she's still wearing sky high death shoes (okay, I know those platforms are like 4 inches tall, but that's half of Snooki's total heigh, so they're totally sky high to her).
While looking like a mutant pineapple, Snooki strolled through Seaside Heights, NJ the other day and nearly smashed her unborn baby when she tripped on her own stupidity and went down. Dumb bitch. I know Snooki is used to being on her knees with her mouth open in public, but wait until your poor baby is born first, bitch! Damn. That poor child is going to be raised by two Gorilla dingles, will have to wear Affliction onesies, will have to sleep in a tanning bed cradle, will probably be born with cirrhosis of the liver and now he has to worry about getting a concussion?
Snooki ALWAYS needs to have a seat, but this time she really needs to have a seat.
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I always thought that she wears the wrong type of shoes, it's not the first time she tumbles on the street, frankly I pity her. She could make better choices. Repetto Zizi have some interesting options, I am personally a fan.
snooki J-wow that show is a bomb...trying to pull the shock factor trick..like that show no chrisma..snooki saying she didn't no she could pro-create ..i wish to heaven she couldn't..jwow will have to show lot of skin for that show to get viewers..pauly d haS personality..rest of the cast were just fillers..i'm grossed out
Even if she did fall onto her preggo tummy, that baby is protected.
She's still a dumbass regardless.
Snooky, word of advice. Lose the platform shoes. You are already dealing with a balance issue being pregnant, you don't need the added difficulty of trying to stand on stilts too. Otherwise, take care.
Having worn those things proves that her obnoxious self is more important than the life she's carrying.. deep inside her cold midget heart bet she wishes something HAD happened to her pregnancy on that fall ... we can andS HALL come to such conclusions when you do stupid things like thIS...
Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!
LOL 'mutant pineapple' yes, that is the correct description. That's what I love about Dlisted, it always presents the world as it is
Because every pregnant woman walks on the beach in high heels. She is missing a chromosome. Dumb bitch.
Oompa Loompa dumpatee dee
I like wearing shoes that are too high for me
Oompa Loompa dumpatee doo
And I'm going to make my kid wear them too
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Snookie working hard to break her fall. Took it with her wrist and knee. No impact to her trunk area. Next time might not be so lucky. Take the damn platforms off!
Submitted by KA on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 1:10am.
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And yet he still published the pictures of her busting her ass after he asked if she was alright, right? Yea...*rolls eyes*
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
dont give me this no one helped her shit. you dont know what words were said between them. he could have said my god are you okay and she could have said mind your own fucking business asshole. you don't know. she's an idiot for wearing those shoes while she's pregnant. clearly she cares about this fucked up look of hers much more than her own safety. sure she could shock everyone and be a great mother but i doubt it. my money is on her being out at clubs, getting drunk as usual while someone sits at home with her kid. just like club girls become great moms, there are those that dont give two shits about their kid when they can pay someone else to watch it.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
And the Charmin dandruff! LOL! I went to Sam's Club a few months ago and bought a supergiant gargantuan pack of Charmin so I wouldn't have to buy TP again for a very long time. DAMN! It left little white speckles all in my underwears and on my nose when I blew it. Drove me nuts. Now I'm buying Scott and there is NO turning back... fuck them Charmin bears.
Crazy....I laugh until I cry when I go on that site, too. It's a great pick-me-up when you're feeling down. Also helps me feel very normal. Hahaha
www.poopreport.com :)
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Oh, shit, Mel, I clicked on the poop link and read about the prison poop. I laughed til I got tears. HAHAHA
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 11:39pm.
People tripping and falling really makes me laugh, unless it's me. Farting will always be funny, too. :)
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Yup, some things are comedy classics.
People tripping and falling really makes me laugh, unless it's me. Farting will always be funny, too. :)
www.poopreport.com :)
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the height of the shoes isn't that bad, it just needs a strap in the back to anchor her ankles.
Well I'm a former party girl and I got over it to now be a mom to three tiny cute ones-I like to think I'm a good mom eve though I used to club it up- Everyone can change and everyone trips and falls once in a while..
you really dont need to be wearing high heels when you are pregnant.
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Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 6:34pm.
I see girls in the most ridiculous shoes and most can barely walk in them. Slave to fashion trends, ignorant of mishaps.
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I know, I see them every weekend downtown, teetering from cruise bar to cruise bar. I just wanna yell, "Timber!" They look excruciatingly uncomfortable. I'm like, is that supposed to be sexy?
Actually, if we wouldn't visit this and other blogs/papers, paps would die out. Oh, and if it weren't for the paps and papers, people like Snookie would die out as well. Which would be actually a good thing.
Stupid little gutter piggy. She's the definition of white trash...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Get some flats already! We all know you're an ewok anyway - you aren't fooling anyone with those heinous platforms.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
I also have to agree with the people saying why did no one help her up. This isn't fucking national geographic, where you're in the jungle documenting a lion tear a gazelle apart because it's the circle of life.I say the guy taking pictures while she falls and continue to take pictures while she struggles to get up, is more morally bankrupt than she is.
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
Ohmahgad the Michael Jackson shoulder wear!
Hahahahaha! Dumbass.
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
Poor Chi Chi...
Submitted by the violator on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 5:27pm.
what the hell is it with these 'celebrity' broads going around prego and wearing platform shoes?
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She's simply preparing to be a great mom.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 2:42pm.
Glad to see that she's okay, but to add mefunigirl's comment, I'm shocked that a *woman*, pregnant or no, fell and no one, paparazzi or no, helped her up.
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Maybe they were afraid of catching herpes, syphillis, crabs, or whatever horrible disease that caused this heifer's skin to turn orange.
That kid's fucked.
I see girls in the most ridiculous shoes and most can barely walk in them. Slave to fashion trends, ignorant of mishaps.
Quween: actually I agree with you. I think she will be fine as a mom. She's trashy but I think she has a good heart in there and she will pull it together for her baby. Plenty of party girls turn into great moms. I know quite a few.
what the hell is it with these 'celebrity' broads going around prego and wearing platform shoes?
why are you even bothering anymore?
I like Snooki. I think she's gonna surprise everyone and be a good mom. She's really not as stupid as she looks on the show, that's mostly an act, everyone should know that by now...
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Okay, NOW do you see why you shouldn't wear those shoes, ya Oompa Loompa? Jesus.
In all honesty, a little spill like that isn't going to hurt the baby. It takes a lot of impact to cause a miscarriage or harm. But still. She could have been going down some stairs in those shoes with tragic consequences.
This is the time when people start realizing that having kids DOES change just about everything in your world. Some people have more trouble with that than others.
Big deal, she's only going to fall about three feet.
This is going to be somebody's mom.
Another graduate of the Brook Muheller/Sheen school of parenting. We're so proud, oompa loompa loser. She should reserve a box beside her soul twin OctoSkank on skid row. Poor chirrun....of these dreadful "mothers"
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Take those ugly ass shoes off & maybe you can walk without falling down! You are still short- and pregnant
She looks cute with some blonde in her hair.
Too bad this cow didn't fall hard on a giant stake.
Take off those stupid shoes-you are short... and pregnant.... they dont add to your "hotness"!
Slow Saturday.....birthdays and 2 posts about ugly monsters....
Take those ugly ass shoes off once and for all-Your short, and pregnant, they really dont add to your "hotness"
The only chick who can wear heels pregnant is Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham. She and Miss J of Top Model fame need to give stiletto walking lessons. Snooki would fail those too but still.
Damn! Is it too early to call CPS? Or DYFS if we're talking about New Jersey?
Submitted by Bigbendy on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 3:14pm.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 2:43pm.
I weep for the future of humanity.
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Eh, our grandparents and parents said the same thing and look how we turned out.
hahaha. That sort of makes the point, doesn't it? :)
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Please: It's "rahnday."
She picked a terrible time to do breakdancing.
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"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Where are her peeps to put humpty dumpty upright again?
Idiot ass.
Doobies and Boobies--Brandon Brown
Snooki ALWAYS needs to have a seat, but this time she really needs to have a seat.
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Truth. At the birth that child will refuse to come out of the womb for anyone other than an officer a Child Services.
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"off brand work out sneakers"?
Ninja if I want to wear Spalding’s, ProWings, and Bobos to the gym, that's my damn business.
Bitch, I'm working out... Not doing daily cunt-nastics via Twitter.”