So Kim Kuntrashian And Beyonce Hung Out Together Last Night...
There was a rumor that Beyonce would rather play moth ball checkers with Basement Baby next to the water heater in the darkest part of the basement than even say Kim Kuntrashian's full name out loud. But if Beyonce really does hate Kim, then she swept her true feelings under her lacefront to dance with that piece of trash at Jay-Z and Kanye's show in Birmingham, England last night. Somebody took a few pictures of Kim and Beyonce together and yeah, I think this is the first time in whore history that Kim actually covered her face (covering it with cum doesn't count) in front of a camera. Either the heat in the stadium caused her plastic face to melt and she was keeping it from slipping off of her head, or that sneaky bitch was trying to see if Beyonce had any velcro burns on her stomach from wearing a pillow baby. Anyway, a source tells UsWeekly that Bey and Kim danced all night and they're actually friends blah blah blah blah blaaaaaaaah:
"Kim and Beyonce were dancing all night! They even went into the mosh pit! It was the most hectic thing ever! Kim and Beyonce have always been cool. Beyonce and Jay love Kim and think she's a good match for Kanye."
This is the way my ass sees it: Beyonce loves a photo-op, Kim loves a photo-op and so they're bonding through their mutual love of a good photo-op. That's what most relationships on the ho-stroll are based on! And if you're in the Calabasas, CA area today, you might want to stay away from the gutter. Because once Pimp Mama Kris sees these pictures, she's going to cream so much that it's going to run down her driveway, past the sidewalk and flow down the street gutters. You've been warned.
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Had to google mosh pit... *not surprised*
Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!
Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 11:57am.
Submitted by ewe on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 8:22am.
^^THIS!!! A thousand times this! "Heard 'em Say" came on my ipod the other day and I just thought "'Ye, what the hell happened?". I think he's been a little off ever since his mom passed away and it doesn't look like he's going to be ok anytime soon.
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"Joe Perry, you are a man of many colors. But I, motherfucker, am the rainbow!”~Steven Tyler
I agree with those who said "Fuck you Oprah". Bitch sold out, guess her trillions of dollars weren't enough for her - what a fucking puke. Oprah wants to be taken seriously? Well asshat, how about you don't sell your soul by sliming your way in the most despicable fucking family in this country? Stupid twat.
Only reason she's with Kanye. To be a part of the "in" crowd which is not the "out" crowd since her ass is included. She is such a scum bag.
I typically like Bey but WTF stay away from that urinal!
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These comments have had me nearly peeing myself with laughter. Thank you, DListers!
When I saw this pic, I thought it was a hoax. But it's probably not. "No such thing as bad publicity," etc. [sigh]
Submitted by the_hot_chick on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 12:26pm.
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She definitely dated Marques Houston before Destiny's Child blew up. And if it wasn't for her success she'd be doing the hoe-stroll along with Tila, Superhead, and Amber Rose (although I give AR a pass since she's actually an intelligent, down-to-earth person, who doesn't sleep around, and openly admitted that although she's famous for nothing she'll take advantage of it as long as she can).
Years ago there used to be a blind item about a superstar who's father used to pimp her out to get record deals. Said superstar also got pregnant and had at least 1 abortion before she was out of her teens. It was strongly believed that Beyonce was the passed around superstar and the first baby belonged to MH.
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"'Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' We hear the music and we still think you're insane, bitch. For the record." [Michael K on Megan Fox]
I think it's a step up from dumb middleaged bish Fishyth 'N*ggas in Paris FOR REAL' Paltrowich, so I'm okay with it.
MK, those noisey pop-ups are getting up my nose. I dnt mind them if they are quiet.
joe schmoe: You made me look! She is wearing a bra, but WTF? Is it made of paper towel? Had no idea she was so busty.
That whole look is terrible. Who wears a suede skirt and boots in late June? It's not November.
Ugh, I just saw a commercial for Oprah's show...there's a part two of that Kuntrashian interview? Really? How low have you sunk Oprah.
@GG
You make me blush, madam!
*turns other butt cheek to prolong the moment*
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Technically, beyonce had a stage dad, not a stage mom, though I agree that beyonce's mom lives vicariously through her daughter.
Although, I'm not convinced that beyonce and kim wouldn't be (in)famous if it weren't for their parents. They would both probably be the kind of chicks that fuck/date famous men, try to get "modeling"/"acting" careers going, and end up on reality tv shows like baskeball wives. Kim was already going in that direction (RayJ anyone?), and beyonce would probably have ended up there too (there were rumors that before fame, bey used to date Marcus Houston- he was the nerd on Sister Sister, and his little brother is Omarion).
So really, without their stage parents, beyonce and kim would just have been less successful, but still in the tabloids (like Amber Rose).
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I would kill to hang out with these two, only because their butts would make mine look small by comparison.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Why is Kim dressed like an old Italian lady in mourning, when she's at a concert?
There are pix in the Mail of her and Kanye sashaying around Birmingham and she seems to be wearing the same thing and her bewbs are down around her waist. If Kanye has taken over her *look* he needs to invest in a good bra for her. If those bewbs get much lower they're going to be hitting her knees.
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Submitted by ewe on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 8:22am.
And I wonder what Be and Kim really feel when Kanye says: "the prettiest people do the ugliest things - for the road to riches and diamond rings"
But then I remember that they're too dim to understand that he's talking about them (and himself).
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The Kanye of 2002 would kick the Kanye of today right in the nuts for being a shell of what he used to be. Dude pulled a Lauren Hill...he became the things he used to rap about.
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"'Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' We hear the music and we still think you're insane, bitch. For the record." [Michael K on Megan Fox]
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 8:43am
i had exactly the same reaction. and then i stopped reading. imo this is PMK doing damage control after the "beyonce hates that bitch" stories got loose.
to me this just looks like the famous girlfriends of the guys on stage standing stagefront and maybe getting a shout-out from one of the assholes on stage. if one ignores the p.r. statement -- which imo one should -- how does anyone get a friendship out of this photo?
i'm sticking with beyonce hates that bitch until i see more
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by dementa on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 10:46am.
I guess the pillow baby didn't get Jazy and Bouncy as much Brangelina-level attention as they wanted. So now that nobody is paying attention to Illuminati Baby, Bouncy has to do whatever she can to get her fix.
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They must not have considered the fact that they apparently couldn't take the pillow out in public without a bag over its head.
I guess the pillow baby didn't get Jazy and Bouncy as much Brangelina-level attention as they wanted. So now that nobody is paying attention to Illuminati Baby, Bouncy has to do whatever she can to get her fix.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by Mel-Tang: "I will never be able to get over he fact that Kim, Beyonce, jz, and Kanye are just regular people who got really, really lucky. They, along with every other actor/musician/socialite are nothing special, and are only in the limelight and rich because we allowed them to be."
Exactly!!!
I'm not sure about Kanye, but Kim and Beyonce have horrible stage mothers who live through their daughters. If they'd had regular moms, they'd be living in obscurity.
There goes B's street cred.
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Shiitake happens...
Fuck 'em all.
Respect has officially been lost forever
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"Kim and Beyonce were dancing all night! They even went into the mosh pit! It was the most hectic thing ever! Kim and Beyonce have always been cool. Beyonce and Jay love Kim and think she's a good match for Kanye."
I wonder whose publicist wrote that piece of shit.
They are all obviously desperate for press and attention. Probably trying to get more interest in the tour, which nobody is going too. I guess if men know Kim is there they have a chance at getting a blow job. She's a cumdump.
A mosh pit at a hip hop show? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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Rrridiaouw woo oo rrri-ou!
And I wonder what Be and Kim really feel when Kanye says: "the prettiest people do the uglies things - for the road to riches and diamond rings"
But then I remember that they're too dim to understand that he's talking about them (and himself).
Big whoopty doo. And the world keeps spinning despite these two standing around at a concert. People all over the world can continue their daily routine. Carry on nothing to see here.
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Worrying is using your imagination
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And what mel-tang said. *waves*
I love that these two swizzle sticks think they can pass their women off as refined and purebred to the world of common folk.
I will never be able to get over he fact that Kim, Beyonce, jz, and Kanye are just regular people who got really, really lucky. They, along with every other actor/musician/socialite are nothing special, and are only in the limelight and rich because we allowed them to be. I hope I live to see the day where we idolize people who actually made a positive contribution to society and mankind, and stop celebratinge these useless idiots.
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is kanye gay? cuz if so it makes this whole new stupid fake relationship she's having with him even more stupid.
i have never really been into girls who had asses that were wider than my waist.
Mosh pit? Highly doubtful. Neither of them got clotheslined.
I guess KockROACH has proof that Bey had a pillow baby and is now blackmailing her to be her friend, or at least make it look that way.
Puppy, that's true, lmfao at "vacuous cumbucket Kunty Kim' -- may I add, "whiney bitch overrated piss queen" to that? hahahahahha
So, to recap, that would be: "vacuous cumbucket whiney bitch overrated piss queen Kunty Kim" ☺☺☺
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 12:13am.
The worst part is how muck KK and Beyonce make per year, 10's of millions! Especially KK! *smdh*
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At least Bouncy has a modicum of talent. The tragedy is vacuous cumbucket Kunty Kim making all that money.
The worst part is how muck KK and Beyonce make per year, 10's of millions! Especially KK! *smdh*
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After the fake wedding I thought that perhaps the trashy Kardashians would fade into deserved obscurity. Looks like that ain't happening anytime soon.
Fuck you, Oprah.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 8:08pm.
Yeah, once we thought Parasite was the worst of the worst. Then Satan went, "Hahaha! You idiots! I'll make the Kardashians famous, with an extra sister and a pimp mother! YOU'LL LONG FOR MY NIECE PARIS!"
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
It's funny because Kim is hiding her face more from being seen in this picture then beyonce, you think it would be the other way around.
i had thought it was Shakira when I first glanced at the main photo
Fuck man I am so sick of dim pissplashian and her greta garbo act. Is it because some plebe who isn't going to pay her for the 'exclusive' photo is taking the picture that she's hiding her frankenface?
Also, fuck beyonce and her pillow baby. Just admit that you don't want to simpson out. And furthermore, it's very rude of jay-z to make a big deal about 'being a father for the first time'-he has several other children. Just not with anyone famous, guess that doesn't count.
And Kanye is a straight fish. Not cool enough to be gay. I'm going to be sick when those two become the proud parents of a short squatty drain on society who never stops talking in a drawn out whiny valley baby voice.
These two... NO!
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The worse mistake ever bouncey! Don't hang out with this skank....
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Roseanne Barr
Now that KK got Harpo's blessing,Bey can now officially be seen with her. That's my final answer.
What GlamourBackshots said. Beyonce probably thinks that Oprah's blessing has made KK respectable.
Sadly, the only thing the Oprah-Kardashian encounter has done is strip Oprah of her own respectability.
There are mosh pits at (c)rap concerts? Hmm.... Learn something new every day. =p
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I wonder if they were heckled. I hope so, and I wish the mountain in the blue suit would sit on both of them.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam: "...It happened with "the crackie of Camden" too. Only difference is this: unlike Amy, Jacko and Whitney, Lindsay actually has NO talent. Her only good movies were the ones she starred in as a child, and ANY child with a "perky personality" could have filled those roles. "
OH MY GOD, that drives me nuts. Yes. And people were saying her British accent was so good and it WAS NOT.
Her talent is on par with Dana Plato or Elizabeth Berkeley.
As fake as her baby, her "friendship" with Fishsticks, what a crock of horseshit, when will the fake relationship be over....Gayfish and this slut from hell are exhausting me.