Hoda Kotb Might Get Ann Curry's Job
Ann Curry is pretty much out as co-host of Today and NBC will move her into a fancier role as foreign correspondent any day now. Everybody knows this now, but nobody knows who will get to inhale huge amounts of musky smugness while sitting next to Matt Lauer. Many have said that Matt will set next to a boiled, bland rutabaga who goes by the name of Savannah Guthrie, but Radar says that isn't happening. NBC has put several replacement possibilities in front of focus groups and they weren't feeling it for Savannah. But they were feeling it for Kathie Lee Gifford's partner in morning time drunkery Hoda Kotb. They all burp up hearts for Hoda and they think she should be pried away from Kathie Lee's pinot-stained claws to host the first two hours of Today. A source put it like this:
"Hoda scores off the charts in focus groups, and the audience can relate to her.
Hoda has a hard news background but is extremely comfortable discussing pop culture issues. She just has a warmth that viewers find comforting. She was very public with her breast cancer battle, and allowed cameras to follow her during her cancer treatments on Today. Hoda is a team player, and is so well liked by everyone at the show, most importantly, Matt Lauer. They have a very easy rapport and mutual respect.
The problem with Savannah is that in focus groups, she just doesn't score as high as Hoda does. NBC has been conducting focus groups to assist the network executives in determining who should replace Ann. Savannah is an extremely talented journalist, and she is extremely bright, but she only recently joined Today and viewers just aren't as comfortable with her."
I've always liked Hoda, because she's the patient friend who will calmly listen to the drunk ramblings of ridiculousness that pour out of your booze hole. Every drunk bitch needs a friend like that and Kathie Lee has hers in Hoda. That's why they can't tear Hoda and Kathie Lee apart. They belong together like gin and juice, like drunks and disco fries, like cooking wine and Shasta (don't act like you've never put those two together when you're out of wine coolers)...
What is Kathie Lee's drunk ass going to do without Hoda there to keep her in check? Kathie Lee's just going to sit at that table, licking on a bottle of a wine, because she's already so drunk that she forgot how to open one and is just going to lick through the glass to get to the delicious sweet nectar. Actually, that's some shit I want to see. HIRE HODA!
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I actually think Hoda enjoys her current gig. It's more laidback and fun.
Agree that Savannah is the most boring option. And not to be mean, but damn that girl is plain looking.
thank god they're getting rid of Ann. I AM Ms. Showbiz and told people when it was announced she was being put in the co-anchor chair that this was going to be a fucking disaster and I was right. bitch has two looks: deer in headlights and AWKWARD and neither are pretty to witness at that hour. add that to her constant flubs, crappy conversational improv skills, shitty interviewing abilities, close-talking, interrupt-itis and that creepy, whisper voice and hello - GOODBYE!
if they were smart, they's give Hoda the 7-9 slot with Matt, put no-one-gives-a-fuck-from-9-to-10 to Savannah Guthrie, who even makes my white bread run and hide, and then keep Hoda's gig going with Kathie Lee. it's a tough job and few do it well, so NBC needs to just offer Hoda whatever and pay up.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 9:18am.
oopps forgot scallops :P
The problem here is Matt Lauer. This wonk has been out-of-control for a long time. Ann Curry is fine. He needs to go.
Getting back to Ann here..Feel terrible for her. She is getting up at the crack of dawn doing her fucking job and all everyone discusses is how to get rid of her.
Reminds me of a job I once had. I was working my ass off and they were planning on replacing me. The new girl's business cards came the week I was about to let go and my friend at the front desk tipped me off. It was so fucked up since I was pregnant at the time.
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I hope you feel better soon, Thamar. ♥♥♥
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 8:40am.
i watched abit of that morning show when i was in new york last year, and its interesting.
Hoda is always getting lady horny when hot dudes come on or they talk about lobster bisque dinner followed by a broadway musical and canapes.
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Canapés? What about scallops?
THINK OF THE SCALLOPS!!!
i watched abit of that morning show when i was in new york last year, and its interesting.
Hoda is always getting lady horny when hot dudes come on or they talk about lobster bisque dinner followed by a broadway musical and canapes.
I like Hoda, but get her far away from Kathie Lee. Then Hoda can really shine. =)
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Submitted by Thamar on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 7:30am.
Have to retire from dlisted posting for a bit. Health issues front and center.
I need to say this even at the risk of being a Captain Bringdown. I do not quite understand the dlisters who perhaps never heard of, do not understand, have forgotten or heaven forbid, do not care, about the reality of 'what goes around comes around'.
Perhaps some light will begin to dawn that you are doing MK no favors. Who gets their jollies out of hurting people?
Peace. O dearest Golden Rule where did you go?
Later, faggot.
This is funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7KPaLkEUAkg
I guess you could say JJ is a kind of democracy ....one where loons are the majority of course. THEY can delete your posts....but it still isn't as bad as Celebitchy. I used to go there a couple of years back and got banned. NO idea why. I'm serious, I truly didn't say anything offensive about anyone. I think I griped about Lainey of Lainey gossip because her stories feel littered with her own personality disordered bullshit and she tends to pick on the most irrelevant things. But why would she/Celebitchy care??
JJ must know what he is dealing with over there though. Notice how he will place the Brand and Aniston stories one after the other most of the time? He must surely be inviting the lunacy.
see ya there tomorrow, then ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Just tried. The comment section win't show on my droid. :(
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 2:35am.
oh shit. i was getting ready to go to bed but if YOU are getting ready to make a first appearance over there . . . LOL this should be good
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
This is why I LOVE these nutbars!!!Bawahaaaaaa!!!
That's brilliant, when she does that I tell her OH YA well I'm telling Jared on YOU for calling me names LMFAO!
I swear it like when you're a kid and you say I'm telling MOM on you!_
Some of them are just too much fun fucking with.
"You didn't learn you lesson" I mean who would even SAY something so fucking silly lol!
I'll say "what lesson and she'll write out what that lessons might be like I actually might want to know...and that my friend is the beauty of loon fucking:)!
Anyway catch you in the morning, been a long weekend for me. Ciao bud!
Nigh ya all:)
@ Whamo @ Stoney @ Foxxy
http://www.justjared.com/2012/06/20/angelina-jolie-donates-100000-on-wor...
That's okay, and thanks for not ignoring me. A pity I can't stay any longer but I'm going to bed, I'll be checking it out from work tomorrow morning.
The loons deleted Doggy's contributions. My guess is that she would be "spamming" the thread by using "Dlisted" as part of her screen name.
I got a few of my comments removed too. No surprises there.
G'nite y'all.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Okay I can't take it anymore. If one of you bitches does not link me to the jj fuckery I'm gonna pass the fuck out in this chair from anticipation.
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Submitted by salacious on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 2:07am
well i see my good friend Theresa has returned from her important dinner with fabulous New York City people, lmfao. can't believe i sat this one out
/tired from dealing with in-house loons today, nothing left for the JJs. see ya tomorrow
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Sal, you are my hero. Thank you for the best laugh I had all weekend. Would love to have the same fun with professional a&& wipe, PH.
God fucking God. How many times does Milton Berle have to die.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
I'm sorry but I had to repost this, it's just too much and too fuckin' funny for me to bear.
"nobody messes with me and gets away with it. other posters may tolerate your childish nonsense but i will not. and i will call you on it when i choose to. i will also flag your post(s) again if the spirit moves me. as for the dinner party; you forget idiot, that i was an invited guest. so, i got to listen to what was said about a great many subjects.
interestingly, i met someone who actually used to visit this board from time to time. when i mentioned the idiot poster Whamo, this other dinner guest was surprised. according to her. you were banned because of your behavior. obviously, you didn’t learn your lesson."
She had me at "nobody messes with me and gets away with it". I'm telling you Wham, she's a keeper. XD
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
@ Sal....lol ya read my other post about that loon, I've been busting her balls and she never seems to understand I'm goofing on her! It's nice to know they're talking about me in the Big Apple..Top of the World Ma, Top of the World. Lol
I saw you over there but it's to hard to respond to you, like I mentioned I'm on my BB and it's slow so I try and just comment to the loons to save time. I'm not ignoring you bud!! Lol!
Sal, OMG, the JP's are reading this, don't say that, or they will hate us! Quick quick, thumbs down, quash that comment, now, do it now! AHAHAHHA I can only take a few minutes at a time!
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Over the years I've enjoyed watching the process of the vain and preening Mr. Lauer losing his hair. Because I know it was killing him inside.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 1:04am.
Sal, I've just noticed that they've taken a load of posts out! 30+ at least have disappeared in one go! No freedom of speech. Yes, I noticed but they're following suit and everyone mentioning the "fans". Oh my Gee!
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Yep, it's part of some holistic cleansing ritual that they do. Such a waste of time. From what I read in earlier posts, the loons fancy themselves as reliable sources / insiders to the Holy Shits, and think that tabloids and other news agencies check out their threads hoping to get some scoop on the holy couple.
I still don't think the site owner would have time to do that, though. As I said before, I'm guessing that some loon either has moderation access or is friends with a mod who goes through the trouble of deleting the posts she doesn't like.
There was one post in which someone was posting some pics of the kids at their grandfathers house, and one of the major loons went crazy saying "Do not publish the link! You know that the tabloids visit here and will have access to those pics!".
Also, some whiner complained about the "fans" getting thumbed down, did you see how sensitive they are to that? ;)
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Sal, they have a hard on for you guys! I thought you were Ta-m bourine Man! ;P
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@Whamo @Within
That same loon really has a crush on you or something!!! Did you read what she said about going to some dinner and mentioning you to someone else and that person saying that they also posted there and s/he knew who you were?
You've made it big Whamster. Congrats, I guess?
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Wham, don't you just cry when you see: "fans please ignore the evil invaders" "the JPs are divine blah... blah... blah..." I get the heebie jeebies... least you have your fan base! They even tried to take your name, but it was ridiculously obvious! *bows down to the Wham* ≈❀≈❀
I don't browse on my bb at all!
ETA: hahaha my new fave phrase: "you can feel the love" lmao! Did you see all the simulated wedding pics ahhhhhhhhhhhh
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@ Reason
@ Sal
Hey guys, ya I've been out all weekend and poked my head in late, I went over and threw a couple out there but it's too much of a pain on my BB as it's just too slow. That site has so much shit on it it takes forever to load and refresh the pages. I'll go there tomorrow and fuck with them then.
I had to laugh at the one loon that was bragging about being invited to a Manhattan "looking out on Central Park" dinner party with "intelligent people two of whom had talked to Angie and Brad". She was being all prissy so I told make sure to bend at the knees when she's lifting the serving trays so she doest throw her back out and be nice to the other waiters. Lol. She was all I'm NOT working there and calling me an idiot for not understanding what she meant!! She NEVER gets that I'm fucking with her and it's priceless how clueless she is to my goofing on her lol!
Sal, I've just noticed that they've taken a load of posts out! 30+ at least have disappeared in one go! No freedom of speech. Yes, I noticed but they're following suit and everyone mentioning the "fans". Oh my Gee!
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 12:05am.
Sal, I forgot about ol' Bernie. He is quite the entertaining, Jen-hating loon.
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Sure he is, as a side note, a poster from FF claimed that our Bernie P. stole that moniker from him/her, and wanted to let everybody know that the original Bernie P. is no loon.
Oh well, loons can't say that we treat them bad. Ours even won a CT contest not so long ago! >D
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 11:55pm.
Night Twatty! Sweet dreams with the hot-lovahs! Night night!
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Within, did you notice one particular loon complaining about the something happening to the fans? :D
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
I went and cleaned my friend's kitchen today. She's all Hoarders lite. I mean, I've seen worse, but OMG. There were dead ant carcasses littered around the sink. She's all, like, "Don't do it! Not tonight! Please no!" And I'm telling her, give me some cleaning solution and some paper towels and get the hell away ho! Last week I did her bathroom. The bottom of the sink was covered in black slime. It's all shiny now. I had to fight to get that done, too. She's a really nice person and I like her, but she has this weird thing.
Sal, I forgot about ol' Bernie. He is quite the entertaining, Jen-hating loon.
Night Twatty! Sweet dreams with the hot-lovahs! Night night!
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LaChaylo & Sal -- if Bernie P. isn't a loon, I don't know what is!
Within -- goodnight, love. Turning in for the evening.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 11:28pm.
Lmao @ JJ/Loonie Bin comments!!
Hilarity!!
Not that I'm trying to conjure up loons, but I haven't seen any of them around these parts in a while.
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LaCha, doesn't Bernie P. count as a loon to you? :)
Anyways, they are too afraid of this place, plus they know we are not fond of the Brand and that lots of peeps here have the hots for Charlize (they loathe her for some reason).
It's also because they wouldn't be able to tinker with their posts here like they do over there. They can post simultaneously with different aliases and also they have a thumbs up/down system that they love fucking with because it makes them think that they are a large group.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Within -- OMG, was it worth it! He is so damn hot. To borrow a line from the David Lynch movie "Wild at Heart," he makes me hotter than Georgia asphalt. And I love the Pam character, too; she's so damn funny, and heart-breaking, too.
Yeah know, I kept wondering about who this loony "JJ" person was and now its dawned on me that its a website.
DOH!
LOL LaChaylo, these guys get really naughty over there, and the crazies are so uptight they fall for it, it's hilarious! I can't stop laughing...
(((Twatty!))) Well hello there sweets! Show must be over. Was it worth it? ☺
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Within -- speaking of jizz & needing new panties, I watched "True Blood" tonight. Meloni shirtless and in a sex scene. I'll need to talk about it more in OP tomorrow.
Lmao @ JJ/Loonie Bin comments!!
Hilarity!!
Not that I'm trying to conjure up loons, but I haven't seen any of them around these parts in a while.
Whamo, get your ass over to youknowwhere! after kk! <333 lolololol we've only been paging you for hours, bitch! (said with love) Where were you? lmao!
*I'm going to hell for instigating mayhem!* but I had fun doing it! ღ
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Sal, you crack me up, I know you're writing in code, but I *totally* understand what you're saying! Love it!
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Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 11:22pm.
Doooooogggggiiiie:P
What's shakin all you bitches:) Everyone have a good weekend?
Is it fuck with the looonnnsss night?
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What up Whamo! We were looking for you, dude. The loons miss you like a slug misses salt! We're waiting for you over there.. :D
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 11:02pm.
Mike, go to the JJ home page, under Top Celebs, click Angelina (at the top OF COURSE) and you'll see ALL her stories. They're the only ones that get a thousand plus hits (thanks to DL'ers) right now. It's the top story re her $100K donation! JJ doesn't seem to update very often. ❀❀❀
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Within, you are right, I'm willing to bet that JJ is not unhappy at all about the sudden increase of traffic. The loons are the ones who are miserable.
And btw, I'm going to start doing that thing that will drive them crazy. ;)
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"