FYI: 11-Year-Old Willow Smith Might've Pierced Her Tongue
The miniature Will Smith, Willow Smith, posted this picture to her Instagram (via Daily Mail) and it's got some people siccing CPS on her full-time, Scientology-appointed babysitter or whoever the hell is raising her since it's obviously not Jada and Will. In the state of California, kids under the age of 18 can't get pierced without a parent's permission, which is why most of us tried to pierce our "straight ear" (or the "other gay ear" as I call mine) using our abuelita's sewing needle, a Ziploc bag full of ice and the determination to look like Jordan Knight. The key word being "tried," because I couldn't do it and quickly realized that the easiest way to achieve that look is by taping one of my mom's earrings on my lobe. New Kids glamour without the pain.
Jada Pinkett Smith is forever trying to be "cool mom," so I wouldn't be surprised if she signed off on Willow stabbing her tongue for the sake of ~EDGY FASHUN~, but that looks fake to me. That stud is almost half the size of Willow's head. If that shit is real, then I fully expect to see the Daily Mail headline "Willow Smith Rips Her Tongue Back And Forth," because things won't end well when you put braces and a tongue ring in the same mouth.
You know, now that I think about this shit, that piercing probably is real, but it has nothing to do with fashion. It's just a Scientology tracking ball that doubles as a device that filters out any reasonable and honest statements before they leap off of Willow's tongue. That's all!
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Submitted by Oyster on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 1:56am
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If only everyone was like this! ♥♥
Random people coping a feel, wtf is up with that?! ;)
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I have never pierced anyone younger than 16. I hate. HATE when parents come in to have me pierce their 12/13 yr old's tongue or navel or whatever. First I have to ask why the parent is letting a kid boss them around, and then I clue them in that the reason they want the piercing to feel cool and sexy and guess what? I don't want to help a 12 yr old feel sexy. Then there is the issue that I don't trust someone that age with anything, including taking care of healing a piercing. I have gotten into fights because I've refused to pierce people's children and I don't care. I am right, they are wrong. "Because they want it" is NOT the right answer to prove to me they are mature enough to start getting body piercings.
As far as the lobe issue, sorry to sound so cunty. My ears are at an inch and a half, so I get a lot of questioning. I rarely wear plug-style jewelry anymore, just hoops to get less attention. I love my ears this large, but I hate talking to strangers about my life choices which is almost unavoidable. I'm also covered from throat to toes in tattoos so people like to touch me unwarranted (yay.) I even have a split tongue. All of this, and I wouldn't let my kid get a piercing till they were 18, I wouldn't even want them getting tattooed till they are 30 lol since you make STUPID tattoo choices at 18.
Christ but that is one ugly little bitch. Totally up her own arse as well.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
"Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 3:51pm.
Will and Jada should be bitchslapped for letting their little girl look like a dyke."
You know most skinny pre-pubescent girls will look like boys if they have short hair. Maybe Willow wanted short hair and likes boyish clothes, I know I did at that age, kids shouldn't need to be afraid of adults labelling them 'dykes'. As for the piercing, I don't agree for health reasons.
I'm usually reserved against celebrity kids because they don't choose the families they're born into but the Smith kids rub me the wrong way ever since they were younger.
You can tell how smug and self-aware they are in just about everything they do.
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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Whenever I see piercings, I remember this chick I use to work with who had her clit pierced. She asked the whole office if we wanted to see it. I declined the invitation, but she talked about how she sat on the back of the bus on the motor with it. This was 1991. She probably would have had the company sued for saying that stuff.
God she keeps herself unattractive.
I don't have girls, but if I did have a girl---I'ld get her ears pierced as a baby. Then she won't have to be some crying adult afraid of pierced ears. I would be doing her a favor.
Apparently the pretty girl to the right of that bat eared boy is Bobbie DeBarge, daughter of El Debarge. One thing's for sure, the DeBarges can push out some pretty kids.
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1. The Smith family dentist will LOVE this!! A dentist has yet to meet a patient with a tongue piercing that HASN'T cracked their teeth. SO YEAH...full veneers by the time they're in high school!! YAYYYYYYYY!!
2. The parents are crackhead stoopid a-holes to allow them to get this done.
I've had good luck with all of my ear piercings (8, but only wear earrings in 4) but had terrible luck with my nose. That shit was horrible. And the second it finally healed, I had to take it out for a job interview...then it closed permanently. Wasn't going to spend the $$ to get it repierced.
Ah well, I'm over my piercing and tat phase and have kept it down to a manageable 2 tats and a few earrings here and there. Piercing your tongue is just asking for trouble, IMO....you can chip a tooth!
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Submitted by dlaugher on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 8:04pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 6:56pm.
Anywho, the holes closed up. And I mean shut tighter than a nun's asshole. I had to repierce them. Unfortch, I chose to do that shit myself and, yeah, DListers, don't try this at home. DO.NOT.DO.IT. So, your piercings can close up even if they are old.
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some of my holes are pretty much closed, but you can still see them and i *can* force something in. ONe of my piercings wasn't high enough, and it bugs me cause it will never go away so i could fix it.
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Mines CLOSED UP. I mean, for a while they was like virgins. I wasn't wearing earrings very often at all, and when I did, hey, I needed some lube and a lil' love...THEN, I stopped wearing earrings altogether, I'm gonna say for like 2 years. Those fuckers closed up, but I thought, "Well hell, they were pierced before. Repiercing will be a piece of cake". Shit, it was like driving a thin needle through leather. After I finished with both ears, I was DRENCHED in sweat. But my ears be pierced now.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 6:56pm.
Anywho, the holes closed up. And I mean shut tighter than a nun's asshole. I had to repierce them. Unfortch, I chose to do that shit myself and, yeah, DListers, don't try this at home. DO.NOT.DO.IT. So, your piercings can close up even if they are old.
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*faints*
some of my holes are pretty much closed, but you can still see them and i *can* force something in. ONe of my piercings wasn't high enough, and it bugs me cause it will never go away so i could fix it.
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Sorry, but Willow is fuggity-fug. It's mainly the butch haircut.
I don't think the tongue ring is real, but I'm also pretty sure she's being raised by ass clowns.
I don't think she's ugly at all. If she dressed more normal and hadn't chopped off all her hair in an attempt to be different, she would be a beautiful girl.
But anyways, I don't think its real. But, my mom signed off on my belly button piercing when I was 13. Tongue piercings are gross though, they can crack your teeth and even cause gaps...
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1. That kid is beyond fugly.
2. An 11 year old is not in the position to make informed decisions regarding tongue piercings.
3. That kid is beyond fugly.
4. Are nipple and clit piercings next?
Dumbo bitch, please! We all know that piercing is fake!
I got my tongue pierced at 15 and got my first tattoo at 17 so i can't judge.
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Submitted by MadgesVadge on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 4:29pm.
Submitted by dlaugher on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 3:49pm.
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LOL! Damn, the ripping out of the ear thing is out of control. I mean, I had my ears pierced, but I wasn't wearing door-knockers or anything.
In a way, I agree with letting the child make up it's own mind, but it's really such a non-issue that I guess I just never understood the dilemma. I've never heard a little girl say she didn't want her ears pierced. Plus, people who do it as adults always seem to have issues with the piercing closing back up.
(Shrugs) to each his own.
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Just an fyi, I had my ears pieced when I was around 11 cuz I begged and begged (mom's rule was 12 but she broke it for me). Any who, as an adult, pushing 40, I just stopped wearing earrings altogether (after wearing them only sporatically for a few years. Prior to that, it was pretty much daily) for a few years. My ass just got lazy. Anywho, the holes closed up. And I mean shut tighter than a nun's asshole. I had to repierce them. Unfortch, I chose to do that shit myself and, yeah, DListers, don't try this at home. DO.NOT.DO.IT. So, your piercings can close up even if they are old.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She's been 11 for, like, 5 years now.
The other girl reminds me of Lola (Madge's daughter).
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Submitted by girlfromipanema on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 5:42pm.
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My ears were pierced when I was less than a week old, by my dad's cousin. My mom was too squeamish to do it herself.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
The Smiths belong to the Bruce Willis/Demi Moore school of reproduction.
I agree it's attention getting shit - look at the ugly, stupid weird way this dope dresses for the red carpet, Goddamn she looks dumb, it certainly seems like attention getting behavior. Or she's just an entitled twat.
She probably has a Bugatti and someone to drive her to the mall in it, too.
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While she is young for a tongue piercing, I got my belly button pierced at 13, tongue at 16, first tattoo at 16, and double pierced my cartilage on top of ear. The tattoo my stepmother signed for and she was only 9 years older than me. The tongue the guy didn't even ask for ID. While I turned out fine there is no way in hell any of my kids will get over on me like that or come home with any of it unless they want to die.
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Too many parents do not have the guts
to say NO to their kids. They will let
the kids manipulate them into doing just
about anything they want and then these
parents wonder why their kids do not respect them.
Um are we sure that's not the son!?
I just think it's terrible that at just 11 most people are already tired of this child! I know I am! Wow, to be overexposed at 11, smh.
She's so ugly I just can't.
I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK
Is that Lourdes Ciccone?
Man, Jaden took all the cute & left nothing for his sister! (Kids who are allowed to famewhore remove themselves from being off limits for insults. So I don't care if she's only a few months older than my niece.)
Submitted by MadgesVadge on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 2:47pm.
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I don't know of one Latin baby girl that did/does not have their ears pierced. My dad, for some reason, was against it and I remember when my mom brought my little sister home at 18 months with pierced ears. He flipped his shit. My mom let me get my second lobe piercings when I was in second grade. I got my cartilage done in sixth grade and a nose piercing at 17. My conservative mother was fine with all of those (and had to give permission for all of those). Now, my sisters' navel piercings are a different story. Mom did NOT approve of those.
When my little sister was 14, her best friend's mom took both of them to get their navels pierced (my sister and her bf looked like twins). At my sister's physical, the doctor asked when she got it pierced. My mom had thought it was a magnet/fake until that point. She was not happy.
Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 3:51pm.
Will and Jada should be bitchslapped for letting their little girl look like a dyke.
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Oh, FFS. Grow up.
That's a big ass tongue stud, I'd be surprised if she can talk without sounding like a complete twat....oh wait, she couldn't do that before...nevermind.. On the flipside, I see she's taken after her mother with the whole lesbian thing. *walks out of post*
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Poor kid looks like her father! Probably growing up with the same entitled, arrogant attitude her parents have. The world needs less people like this.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 1:48pm.
85% of adulthood is getting over what happened your first 18 years.
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My bad, I've heard many refer to it as "gauged", never bothered me. I'm one of the few who likes having stretched lobes (2gauge, nothing bigger), unfortunately you have to spend a little extra for prettier jewlery, but I still love em. I have these dicro glass plugs that can almost pass for normal earings that I wear to work.
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The Smiths are so fucking stupid. Tongue piercings shouldn't be allowed on anybody under 16, period. It's very easy to break your teeth on them, and if you've never seen an infected one then hit Google.
I still have awful looking holes in my lobes that I can't get an earring into.
Wish I could go back and time and tell my 12 year old self, "Self, mutilate yourself in some other way that isn't so expensive to fix."
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Submitted by dlaugher on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 3:49pm.
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LOL! Damn, the ripping out of the ear thing is out of control. I mean, I had my ears pierced, but I wasn't wearing door-knockers or anything.
In a way, I agree with letting the child make up it's own mind, but it's really such a non-issue that I guess I just never understood the dilemma. I've never heard a little girl say she didn't want her ears pierced. Plus, people who do it as adults always seem to have issues with the piercing closing back up.
(Shrugs) to each his own.
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Team Magnet.
The unfortunate looking child has to do something to distract from her mailbox shaped head and Dumbo ears.
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"off brand work out sneakers"?
Ninja if I want to wear Spalding’s, ProWings, and Bobos to the gym, that's my damn business.
Bitch, I'm working out... Not doing daily cunt-nastics via Twitter.”
Submitted by Oyster on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 3:15pm.
... it's most likely a magnet
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the things I learn on the D! Awesome. I'm going to have to pick me up some magnets before my next trip to San Francisco so I can blend in better.
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Who cares if it's real or fake, she's acting like it's real and her fans will think it's real.
Will and Jada should be bitchslapped for letting their little girl look like a dyke.
Submitted by MadgesVadge on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 2:47pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 1:03pm.
... In fact, I don't think I've ever seen a Hispanic little girl without pierced ears. I've always wondered what the big deal was and why some are so conservative about that.
Opening the floor to enlightenment......
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Well, there was the time my 8 year old sister ripped the earring straight out of the neighbor girl's ear... that *generally* doesn't happen when you're a grown up. also, the whole dealing with infections/cleaning, etc.
i don't think it's a big deal either. i do kinda think a kid should make their own decision though, which would eliminate babies.
not sure how "enlightening" that was!
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Submitted by Oyster on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 3:15pm.
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Didn't believe little Will even had a piercing! Thank you for confirming this fakery! ;p
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It depends how large the stretch is. I had mine at 8 gauge (not really big at all) and they shrunk back to normal. Larger ones can stay like that (then you'll look like the Buddha!) ;)
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Submitted by QueenieBK on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 3:27pm.
OffT but I've always wondered this ... what happens to the lobes when the ring is removed?
The SandwichQueen strikes again!
Submitted by Oyster on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 3:15pm.
Oh, and please don't ever. ever. ever say you "gauged" your ears.... you stretched your lobes. That's the terminology, I refuse to let it be changed by people who aren't piercers, along with all those other fun little bs names people create for piercing trends "angle bites" "spider bites" "snake bites" /massiveeyeroll
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OffT but I've always wondered this ... what happens to the lobes when the ring is removed?
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
I've been a professional body piercer for over 7 years now and I can say that shit is fake. The ball is HUGE and doesn't even look round. Plus it looks gold which no sane piercer on planet would put in a tongue, along with no sane piercer would pierce an 11 yr old's tongue. The placement is too far back to be comfortable... it's fake. I wouldn't be surprised if it was a piece of candy, but it's most likely a magnet as is the lip piercing of the girl to the left which is off-center, crooked and shows no natural indentation where a post would be.
Oh, and please don't ever. ever. ever say you "gauged" your ears.... you stretched your lobes. That's the terminology, I refuse to let it be changed by people who aren't piercers, along with all those other fun little bs names people create for piercing trends "angle bites" "spider bites" "snake bites" /massiveeyeroll