Parasite Hilton Still Exists And Is Trying To Be A DJ Now
In case you needed to know that Wonky McValtrex is as good at DJing as she is at sucking dick, here's that piece of trash pretending to push a bunch of buttons and turn knobs during her debut DJ set at the Sao Paolo Music Festival. Fucking a DJ (or two, or three, or forty) does not make this skank a DJ. Wonks probably thinks DJ Afrojack passed his mixing skills to her through his jizz stream. If that was possible, Wonks wouldn't only be the world's greatest DJ. She'd also be the world's greatest drug dealer, reality show contestant, basic cable actor, singer, porn star, bass player, club doorman, bathroom attendant, Walgreens stock boy, homeless man living under a bridge and (insert the occupation of every man in the L.A. area).
Is there such a thing as dj-synching, because there's no way Wonks made music come out of those speakers by herself. Bitch can't even operate an Etch-A-Sketch. Wonks put on that craft project Lady GaGa outfit and pretended to DJ while one of her crotch crabs was really the one pressing play on the iPod under that table.
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Okay, I'm sorry NO. I am of the days of straight-up spinning and mixing on the real, in the boogie down, and this trash fkface narcissistic "let me put photos/frames of me up on the jumbotron cause people need to see me more" two bit blue-waffle ho needs to GET THE FK OFF THE STAGE/TURNTABLES. Get.The.Fk.Off.Ho. Is she fking for real??! I watched this (after downing a double cipro/vodka shot) just for shits and, sorry, no. Fking attention whore.
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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 5:51pm.
While DJing isn't as hard as studying a musical instrument all of your life, it isn't as easy as fucks like Paris Hilton make it out to be. It takes more than your Mac and iTunes playlist to be a DJ (side-eye to Sam Ronson). I'm actually glad Paris,etc have been "DJing" and that record companies have been pushing the electronic/faux-dub scene. It just means that this poseur shit will die out quicker and real working DJs will be able to do their jobs without the annoyance of being in a trending 2nd career for bored celebrities, trustifarians, and fashionistas.
I work with two successful DJs and yeah, it's not super super hard, but it does take a lot of thought and skill, especially for the ones I work for who make their own beats, remixes, etc. No way is she actually live DJing.
I'd rather watch her crotch crabs perform like a flea circus. I'm sure they have more talent then Parasite.
BWHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!! I need to thank you for that fucking HILARIOUS post, that made my damn day!!
It's not THAAAAT bad and c ounting that everybody was on Ecstasis or k, they probably had a grand old time and loved it.
every see, "whatever happened to baby jane"? it's a proper commentary on what paris' future will look like.
Submitted by quickkill on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 11:34pm.
Paris Hilton is pretty, and I agree that she is more tolerable than those god awful Kardashians. She doesn't seem as much as an obnoxious, spoiled whore since spending time in the clink.
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please tell me you are kidding. the only reason she is more tolerable now is that we are so oversaturated with Kardashians. Paris is a fucking cunt.
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I don't cry when I'm sad anymore, no no
Tears calcify in my tummy, fears go inside
How can I ask anyone to love me
When all I do is beg to be left alone?
And then everybody got laid....no really,she banged every guy in the audience.
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Paris Hilton is pretty, and I agree that she is more tolerable than those god awful Kardashians. She doesn't seem as much as an obnoxious, spoiled whore since spending time in the clink. Amazing what hanging out with scary female cons can do for your attitude.
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 10:36pm.
When I was a teen, we would argue about who was the best guitarist--page, clapton, hendrix. I just completely missed the concept where playing records (or iTunes) could be a path to celebrity.
At the local roller rink in the mid 70s--only place to hang out until drinking age, the DJ was one smarmy young man who thought he was all that--probably nephew of the owner. I suppose in the tiny dead end blue collar town I grew up in, the DJ at a roller rink may have been considered a high status type to some girls.
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Poetry!! Amazing description!! Thanks PT Bull!
When I was a teen, we would argue about who was the best guitarist--page, clapton, hendrix. I just completely missed the concept where playing records (or iTunes) could be a path to celebrity.
At the local roller rink in the mid 70s--only place to hang out until drinking age, the DJ was one smarmy young man who thought he was all that--probably nephew of the owner. I suppose in the tiny dead end blue collar town I grew up in, the DJ at a roller rink may have been considered a high status type to some girls.
Seeing 27 seconds of this I'm reminded of a comment of hers made in her early 20's I can barely remember it but it was something about some socialite being too old at 30 to be dancing in the clubs. Anyone? Anyone?
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"So what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks?" -Enid
"Look at me! Look at me! Look at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"
So sad --- especially the part where she was awkwardly flapping her arms like a cracked out pterodactyl.
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"Look at this lamb, I'm going to make condoms out of it so that you can ride me until your pussy says 'baaaaaah.'"
~ASkars as channeled by Michael K
Shoot me now please...this fucking puppet needs to go away already!
I also agree with swarm-of-locusts
*** "I'm actually glad Paris,etc have been "DJing" and that record companies have been pushing the electronic/faux-dub scene. It just means that this poseur shit will die out quicker and real working DJs will be able to do their jobs without the annoyance of being in a trending 2nd career for bored celebrities, trustifarians, and fashionistas."
The Kuntrashians exist in front of us because of Paris Hilton. Even more of a reason to despise her.
Anderson Cooper was right. She's how old? And WHAT has she actually done with her life?
When will she realize she's a memaw on the club scene now? Probably never, because without that she has nothing else. She will be that old, creepy victim of plastic surgery with too little clothes on hanging at the bar trying to pick up........ anyone.
LMAO. Yeah, people who are doing it properly are mixing the entire time. They're not dancing or doing anything that will fuck up their concentration.
It pains me to think of what this whore got paid.
Hahah LaChaylo,
Dang... browser... phone... button... press... site...
I know, she's about 6 years too late, lol now she has to compete with the Selena's and the Carly Rae's HAHAHA *evil laugh*
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Within, her wonk eye scares me!
LaChaylo, tell the truth, what would you rather watch? ... I don't believe it! haha
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I'd rather watch her crotch crabs perform like a flea circus. I'm sure they have more talent then Parasite.
Looks like a boring party/dance. Isn't she getting too long in the tooth to be doing this sort of thing? She is really scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Submitted by Coffy73 on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 5:18pm.
Honest truth: I can take Paris a whole lot more than those Kardashians!
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Honest truth: Why should any of us have to take any of any of them! They should not exist even in the abstract.
Submitted by Coffy73 on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 5:18pm.
Honest truth: I can take Paris a whole lot more than those Kardashians!
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True, she's nowhere near as awful, as the KK's... As for her "set" I didn't think it was possible to SUCK at hitting the play button, but this was not good! She could have just hired a DJ to create a mix... can't blame her though, maybe she's tone deaf! lol
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 3:46pm.
Old?!
*asks for lislop's ID and hides her own birth certificate*
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Ha,ha.
She looks older in that second to the last pic. I seriously have not read a Paris post in about 3 years, so compared to the way she used to look, her face looks thinner, more mature now.
While DJing isn't as hard as studying a musical instrument all of your life, it isn't as easy as fucks like Paris Hilton make it out to be. It takes more than your Mac and iTunes playlist to be a DJ (side-eye to Sam Ronson). I'm actually glad Paris,etc have been "DJing" and that record companies have been pushing the electronic/faux-dub scene. It just means that this poseur shit will die out quicker and real working DJs will be able to do their jobs without the annoyance of being in a trending 2nd career for bored celebrities, trustifarians, and fashionistas.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
You know civilization's really gone to Hell when Paris Hilton seems refreshing.
Honest truth: I can take Paris a whole lot more than those Kardashians! That said, someone else probably did the playlist and loaded them onto a computer and all Paris had to do was put some headphones on and click start!
a DJ: every braindead retard who can push a play-button.
What's that you say? There is more to a DJ than pushing/clicking the play button? Well actually none of it being a rocket science. In fact, playing 3 notes on a music instrument is a rocket science compared to what's more to DJ-ing than pushing the play button. That is the ugly truth.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
She wants to be a DJ for only one reason: she gets to be center of attention. That's the only reason...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
I will never get those two minutes, fifty-nine seconds back :(
Don't hate me but I find a Wonky post refreshing nowadays when it's smack in the middle of all the Kuntrashian sh!t we are usually bombarded with.
ETA: PHM, I think we just crossposted and our posts have pretty much the same jist ;)
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Kitten Kaboodle - a Disney ho who did the ho stroll right ;)
Paris may be an entitled cunt whore, but at least with her you know just what you're getting.
No I don't do drugs. No fake weddings. No pillow baby.
Never thought I'd see the day when her skanky ass didn't look so bad compared to other bottom-feeders.
GRANNY SCRAG!
mutha fucka hubbard should go home and go look through her dusty old dry cupboard HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 3:47pm.
Brazilians love the "travestiis". They were probably dancing and trying to figure who that guy was.
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True story. We are always so high on booze (and other stuff) that I guess people didn't even notice who this ho was.
She was playing at the same festival J. Lo was screeching and showing her ass, so I guess music wasn't a big deal in this festival.
I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK
Submitted by DianaDeath on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 4:23pm.
I just saw Egyptian Lover, a REAL West Coast DJ hit 2 turntables (vinyl only) + an 808 drum machine on Saturday night. This bitch (and SamRO, etc) ain't shit!!
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cause the 808 kick drum
makes the girlies get dumb
we're rollin' Rainier
and the jealous wanna get some
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWnfYJEypRE&feature=related
YAAASSSS!
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
She looks like a bedazzled maxi-pad.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
Hopefully the Kuntdashian's will end up like her! Soon!
At least her career in the U.S. Is non-existent. Time for the Kuntrashians to fade away.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
I thought this was an interesting take on Hilton. It's from 2006, but still:
http://www.city-journal.org/html/16_4_urbanities-paris_hilton.html
"Well, hating Paris Hilton is fun: Americans always enjoy a good sneer at the undeserving and decadent rich. Paris Hilton is our communal dartboard; skewering her gives the American public a chance to reaffirm who we are."
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Submitted by AtomicCity on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 3:51pm.
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I'm so sorry to hear about this. I know it's just faceless names on the internet, but everyone here feels awful about it. I hope that helps in some small way.
I am so sorry, AtomicCity. :( *hugs*
ewe -- oh, isn't that the worst? And it's always white chicks, with the hands over their heads screaming "woooo"!!!! I could tear a bitch's throat out when I hear "wooo"!!!
i don't like seeing this skank's name out in public...why can't she quietly go away and snort coke like all good socialites do...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Are there any rich kids/trustafarians out there with real skills? What will left of the family fortune after a generation or two?
Who the fuck is this troll bitch again?
I just saw Egyptian Lover, a REAL West Coast DJ hit 2 turntables (vinyl only) + an 808 drum machine on Saturday night. This bitch (and SamRO, etc) ain't shit!!
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK