Parasite Hilton Still Exists And Is Trying To Be A DJ Now
In case you needed to know that Wonky McValtrex is as good at DJing as she is at sucking dick, here's that piece of trash pretending to push a bunch of buttons and turn knobs during her debut DJ set at the Sao Paolo Music Festival. Fucking a DJ (or two, or three, or forty) does not make this skank a DJ. Wonks probably thinks DJ Afrojack passed his mixing skills to her through his jizz stream. If that was possible, Wonks wouldn't only be the world's greatest DJ. She'd also be the world's greatest drug dealer, reality show contestant, basic cable actor, singer, porn star, bass player, club doorman, bathroom attendant, Walgreens stock boy, homeless man living under a bridge and (insert the occupation of every man in the L.A. area).
Is there such a thing as dj-synching, because there's no way Wonks made music come out of those speakers by herself. Bitch can't even operate an Etch-A-Sketch. Wonks put on that craft project Lady GaGa outfit and pretended to DJ while one of her crotch crabs was really the one pressing play on the iPod under that table.
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JTROS- I am cracking up at "Cisco Adler's mutant balls."
She got DJ skills, he got herpes, seems like a fair trade. Now what did the monkeys give her back for chlamydia?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
She *SO* wishes it 2003-2004 again! It's desperately sad and THAT'S what makes it funny! The Simple Life days are NOT coming back, bitch.
@weezy
I haven't seen them (thank god!). Cisco Adler's mutant balls were traumatizing enough... I've made a concerted effort to avoid photos of Parasite's naked bits & pieces. Haven't been completely successful with other "celebs", unfortunately (e.g. Tara R.'s scary post-op boob slip and the aforementioned Cisco nutsack).
Note to self: do not click on any of the thumbnails of PH...
HAHAHAHA Samantha Ronson and Micaela Schäfer must quiver at this tremendous TALENT honing in on their turf! hahaha lmao at the audience reaction... huh?.... wha?.... who?.... meh.... perfect!
*arm reach, head bob, arm reach*
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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"I everyone having fun? I love you Brazil" *waves frag like a tardo*
;S
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I was all ready to hate this but then Deadmaus said that this means "It's all over." If Deadmaus is quitting over this I heartily endorse it!
http://popslave.tumblr.com/
She needs the money for more of that fancy powdered gum.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
grow up wonky, get a real fake job!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I thought she wanted to leave the party scene, settle down, and have kids. *snort*
She's pathetic to the point where I pity her.
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Douchechill!
Thanks for making my Monday suck even more! Gah. This vapid troll has no talent. I'd love for her to disappear, and take KK, et al with her.
I rather see the elderly at a Pitbull concert clapping out of rhythm
Coma Caca!
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Another useless skanky bitch.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Judging by the video (on mute), she's a complete natural at this. Nothing awkward about her movements at all.
*rubs hands together like Mr. Burns* Bwaahahahha! Sweetas fell into my evil trap!
But what are there like 3 people on the face of the earth who haven't seen Wonky's titty balls? And those three are only exempt because they've been in comas since 1979.
Diseased Joyhole? NAILED IT!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Nip slip in thumb 5.
Who's this?
If that was possible, Wonks wouldn't only be the world's greatest DJ. She'd also be the world's greatest drug dealer, reality show contestant, basic cable actor, singer, porn star, bass player, club doorman, bathroom attendant, Walgreens stock boy, homeless man living under a bridge and (insert the occupation of every man in the L.A. area).
OOOOOOH! MK, that is cold, cold, COLD! And awesome.
I was just thinking yesterday how nice it was not to have heard anything about ol' Wonky in so long. Silly me.
Submitted by fleur_de_lis on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 3:14pm.
blog photos are not free, and that MK must have - likely in a flu induced temporary bout of insanity - decided to purchase a bunch of them.
I didn't even know that! I thought MK just stole the pictures off "the internet". Shame on you, Michael K! There I was thinking that we were free of this wonk-eyed diseased thing.
Ah, there's Paris plucking the fruit of her (former) relationship with Afrojack.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
THE WONKY EYE LIVES!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Dammit weezy!!! You made me look!
WTF is she wearing?
She looks like she's doing some sort of fucked up chicken dance/mating call in the first picture.
Oh and GROW UP.
*log-in* LMBFAO @ has-been rich girl who still thinks she's trending hot @ 30. *log-out*
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 3:11pm.
She must have paid THEM to TAKE the photos.
No, I meant that blog photos are not free, and that MK must have - likely in a flu induced temporary bout of insanity - decided to purchase a bunch of them.
She is such a fucking narcissist she can't even press play without it being about her, Look at the way she sucks in the attention, it'S fucking PYCHOTIC!
I had better moves Saturday night four rum runners in and being so white I'm practically clear. I love that she has to hop continents to find a stage to be on and still is a laughingstock.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Fuck. I was annoyed with his comments a few days ago, but goddamnit, deadmau5 was spot on about this bullshit epidemic.
Wonky needs to be put down already.
the crystal headphones- she is so elegant.
I love how desperate she is nowadays. Too fucking funny.
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And now I'm hard, too hard to know
I don't cry when I'm sad anymore, no no
Tears calcify in my tummy, fears go inside
How can I ask anyone to love me
When all I do is beg to be left alone?
Call the exterminator.
Submitted by fleur_de_lis on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 3:10pm.
I can't believe anyone would still be willing to fork over money for photos of her.
She must have paid THEM to TAKE the photos.
that outfit. THAT OUTFIT.
On gofugyourself, they called her "Lady Gagaminaj".
hahahah
She is so fucking pathetic.
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And now I'm hard, too hard to know
I don't cry when I'm sad anymore, no no
Tears calcify in my tummy, fears go inside
How can I ask anyone to love me
When all I do is beg to be left alone?
Put her out of her misery already!
MK...I can't believe anyone would still be willing to fork over money for photos of her. Are they 10 for a penny nowadays at least?
Slow news days suck.
It looks like her aureola is trying to get some air in thumb #5.
Bitch Please.
She's joining the ranks of Macaulay Culkin.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/06/19/macaulay-culkin-s-life-...
what a bunch of desperate b*shes today. LOL at DJ-synching...yeah pretty much. the hell...ahhahahaha I made it to 26seconds.
Coma Caca!
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