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Nick Offerman (42)
Aubrey Plaza (28)
Jason Schwartzman (32)
Nathan Followill (33)
Ryan Tedder (33)
Derek Jeter (38)
Gretchen Wilson (39)
Rebecca Budig (39)
Chris O'Donnell (42)
Irv Gotti (42)
Paul Thomas Anderson (42)
Sean Hayes (42)
Matt Letscher (42)
Harriet Wheeler (49)
Terri Nunn (51)
Patty Smyth (55)
Chris Isaak (56)
Mick Jones (57)
Robert Davi (59)
Gilberto Gil (70)

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Birthday Sluts

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Submitted by gucci on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 6:15am.

@this picture:

why wasn't Teddy Roosevelt's resurrection from the dead mentioned on the early morning news?

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John Garfield
No one lives forever

Submitted by Luna Tick on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 4:19am.

HB Nick Offerman. A funny and sexy man with a sexier wife.
Hb Jason Schwartzman and Sean Hayes.
HB to my favorite director Paul Thomas Anderson, a genius who will be hailed as the greatest American director in the future.
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Trailer Trash.

Submitted by literarylioness on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 9:32pm.

@Mike
I gotta "break out of captivity/don't wanna tame your animal style/heart to heart you win/if you survive"

cool

Submitted by literarylioness on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 9:28pm.

I'm glad I'm the same age as my favorite director! Happy B Day PTA! You were too cool for NYU.

Submitted by CeeCee on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 9:01pm.

HB Paul Thomas Anderson -- thanks for making my favorite movies. Best director ever. (Except maybe Fellini.)

Is it weird that I find Jason Schwartzman smexy?

Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 7:38pm.

I love that he and Megan Mullally are married. It just makes sense. HB to him and Jason ('I saved Lation, what did you ever do?') Schwartzman.

Whamo - Chris Isaak was also in 'Married to the Mob' and 'The Silence of the Lambs'.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.

Submitted by Scott in NYC on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 5:03pm.

Happy Birthday, Sean Hayes!! One of the absolute funniest actors on TV ever.

Submitted by D.R. on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 4:42pm.

Happy birthday to Terri, Chris, Mick and all the others. :)

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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.

"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz

Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 2:19pm.

Happy Birthday JUST JACK, 2012! Hoooooooooooo! *best Cher impression*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 1:21pm.

I always forget that Offerman is married to Megan Mullally. That is one weird-ass couple for sure.

Submitted by Beyotch Puhlease on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 12:31pm.

Damn, Offerman used to be so fucking hot! He's really developed some child bearing hips. Poor Megan Mullaly.

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:27am.

Happy Bidet Chris.

http://youtu.be/XwKvwD97cf8

Still Jelly as hell that my sister got to meet him and he gave her a hug.

Bitch, you wouldn't know who he was if it wasn't for ME!

Submitted by QueenieBK on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:30am.

HB Chris Isaak. I'd do such immoral things to/with you ... call me ...

And a very UNhappy birthday wish to Derek Jeter. Fuck you, fuck the Yankmees and fuck you for standing where Cal Ripken, Jr. stood at OPCY. You never deserved that honor. F U C K Y O U.

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Submitted by CokeyBloke on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:16am.

I used to have such a crush on Chris Isaak. I have two signed Tshirts and a photo w/ him.

Jason Swartzman: "These are OR scrubs." "Oh ARE they?"

Love the overlaps - April Ludgate, Ron Swanson, Karen/Tammy, Sean/Jack.

Submitted by bitter_sweet_33 on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 10:47am.

HB Gilberto Gil! Parabéns!!!!

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 9:38am.

Submitted by LadyCaca on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 10:57am.

Is that Drew Barrymore in the pic? Eating grapes..?

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That's Nick's wife, the awesome and hilarious Megan Mulally.

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Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 9:29am.

*throws grapes in the trash* HB Derek Jeter, you total slut.

Submitted by LadyCaca on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 9:27am.

Is that Drew Barrymore in the pic? Eating grapes..?

The poster named "Dirk Diggler" under me, should know that today is Paul Thomas Anderson;s b-day is today, and he directed "Boogie Nights", which had fictional character, Dirk Diggler.

Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 9:14am.

Happy Birthday to Redneck Woman, Gretchen Wilson!

Submitted by joanne on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 8:50am.

HB Patti Smyth and Mick Jones.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1Gn0e7kvTA

Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 8:42am.

HB Patty, Chris, Mick, Gilberto♥ and the other birthday girls and boys today! ♬♬♬♬
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 8:32am.

So much for the human body being the summit of all creation and shit.

Intelligent design, my ass.

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I'm a heretic. Feel free to drive me from your midst.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 8:30am.

Happy birthday, G (Chris O'Donnell)... also to Sean Hayes and Robert Davi (one of the bad guys in the Goonies).

Piss on you Patty Smyth for singing that P.O.S. song that I now have playing over and over in my head.... bang bang THE WARRIOR and heart to heart you'll win, if you surviiiiiiiiiiiiiive. fuck
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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 8:26am.

Chris Isaak is 56? HOLY SHIT! I guess none of us bitches is getting any younger...

Submitted by Anonymous101 on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 8:40am.

HB Terri Nunn and Patty Smyth!!!

Not familiar with Nick's work, but just love his wife's -- she's one funny lady ;)

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Kitten Kaboodle - a Disney ho who did the ho stroll right ;)

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 8:11am.

Awww Ron Swanson and April Ludgate share the same birthday!

I hate the Followills.
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Douchechill!

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 8:00am.

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 9:16am.
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Thanks Ophy,

I recognized Sean but I wasn't keen on Will and Grace other than Sean and Megan I guess, they were funny.

I saw Patty but I really don't know any of her tunes off hand but I do recognize The Warrior now that you've put it up.
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Submitted by SoulTaker on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 9:18am.
Happy Birthday, Jason Schwartzman! LOVE YOU! Rushmore
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AH Rushmore really was a great movie, I got him mixed up with the other Jason dude from American pie and I hate that dude...

This Jason was also great in SPUN, the movie about speed freaks, that was an fantastic movie...

Thanks guys:)

Submitted by SoulTaker on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 7:48am.

Happy Birthday, Jason Schwartzman! LOVE YOU! Rushmore is one of the greatest movies ever!

Submitted by mike on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 7:47am.

Happy Bday Jason Schwartzman (love Bored to Death), Mick Jones, and Paul Thomas Anderson!

Also happy birthday Harriet Wheeler, formerly of The Sundays! Come out of retirement, please.

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 7:46am.

let me offer some assistance Whammy:

Nick is Megan/Karen Walker's lifepartner and Sean Hayes was her partner in crime on Will and Grace.

Patty Smyth aka Mrs. John McEnroe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIDaBF8LILk

Terri Nunn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vlzurbzz7vE&feature=related

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 7:39am.

Chris Isaak...I know one tune from him and Wicked Game...was..well wicked, great tune

Mick Jones...The Clash...Brilliant band and Big Audio Dynamite were a kick ass band in there own right.

Wow, I'll have to see who most of these people are from you guys cause for me this has to be one of the biggest list of head scratching who the fuck are these people I've ever seen.

Here's wicked Games for you Chris Ecc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAOxCqSxRD0

Happy Bday Sluts...I guess?:)

Submitted by soulks on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 7:25am.

Nick Offerman (42)
fav actor on my fav show Parks&Rec, married to my all time fav megan mullally. HB to you funny funny guy!
Jason Schwartzman (32)
Derek Jeter (38)
Gretchen Wilson (39)
Rebecca Budig (39)
Chris O'Donnell (42)
Paul Thomas Anderson (42)
Terri Nunn (51)
Patty Smyth (55)
Chris Isaak (56)
Mick Jones (57)
HB to all I know and don't! ==))

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Submitted by girlfromipanema on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 7:15am.

HB to Gilberto Gil, Jeter, Jason Schwartzman, Chris Isaak, Sean Hayes, and Chris O'Donnell. I think Nathan Followill is the one who called out his brother Caleb for being a drunk asshole. If so, HB to you too and I hope your brother doesn't fuck up your day.