QOTD: What's The Rudest Thing Katie Price Has Done For Love?
During a press conference for her soon-to-be Galaxy National Book Award-winning "novel" In The Name Of Love, Now Magazine asked the pride of Britain Katie Price what is the rudest thing she's ever done in the name of love. If Katie Price wanted to spit out some honesty for the first time in her entire life, she would've said the time she got into a stunt marriage with Alex Reid to fulfill her love for her true soulmate: FAME. But instead, Katie told reporters about the time she Grey Goose'd her cross-dressing, MMA-fighting ex-husband. If you're sucking on the tip of a vodka bottle or having butt sex right now, you might not want to read the rest. Because reading it will ruin both of those acts for you. This is the shit that came out of Katie's mouth when asked about the rudest thing she's done for love:
"I fucked Alex up the arse with a vodka bottle."
Did we not learn anything from 1 Guy, 1 Jar?! Do NOT Google that unless you want your insides to die and fall out of your ass (you could be into that, I don't know).
So Katie basically gave Alex a vodka enema. Big deal. Who hasn't given themselves a vodka enema after they've had their wisdom teeth pulled out and the dentist told them they can't drink booze orally for a few days? We've all done it. If Katie really wanted to tell the reporters some fucked up shit she's done during sex, she should've told them about the time she gave Dane Bowers a pedicure with her twat.
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 8:40pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 8:36pm.
LOL at y'all's comments.
Afraid to ask, and ertainly afraid to google it, but what's the one guy one jar thing about?
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Dude shoves a glass jar up his ass. said jar breaks inside of his asshole...and lots of blood. there you go.Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 8:40pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 8:36pm.
LOL at y'all's comments.
Afraid to ask, and ertainly afraid to google it, but what's the one guy one jar thing about?
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eeeeeek! *scampers for a pillow to hold onto 8-(
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 11:30pm.
Fucking hell. First of all, how the hell did she go looking for her URETHRAL opening to masturbate? Dude, your vag is like an inch away - why would you even...
Secondly, how the fuck did a pencil get in there?
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I don't have an answer to your first question lol But in response to the second one, urethras are pretty spongy/flexible...don't know the exact word for it, but you get what I mean. I knew a guy who liked to get off by shoving a pen into his urethra. I can't even remember how I found that out. And I'm sure there's more where those two people came from...
I have no idea why this woman has any "fans" or is even famous. It must not take much to become a rich and famous glamour model in England. Out here they would just be called trashy. She is a fame seeking skank who usually parades her kids around for publicity. And Alex Reid was butt ugly.
Keep it Klassy, Katie
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I would do aaaaannyyythiiiing for love, but I won't do that!
Alex looks smoking hot there!!!!
Shame Katie is in the shot. Why is she famous again?
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
*side eyes miller lite bottle*
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Submitted by unemployed_bum on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 1:24am.
yeah i dont get why watching somebody with a bottle up their pussy or asshole turns some guys on.... but its worst for you cuz you found his stash and you knew!!! no wonder you were creeped out when he look at you.
the guy i went out with, jokingly made a mention, and i was like...um yeah, omgosh! look at the time, i gotta go home, to clean my cat.
Just when I thought this vile twat had calmed down a little. She seems to have stopped using her kids as photo ops but will take any opportunity to humiliate her ex.
Is she that dumb that she doesn't realise how this kind of thing will effect her family?
foul skank...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
She's just gross.
When your claim to fame has waned so low that you have to stay relevant by posting shit about your sex life you've hit rock bottom.
God she's gross.
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"understand that a slow red panda who nibbles pickles and does somersaults in the middle of a dancefloor is entertaining to a 7-year-old... " MK.
Submitted by Callie on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 11:07pm.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 8:46pm.
A comprehensive list of things that have been shoved up (and removed) from people's asses:
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/478/is-it-true-what-they-say-ab...
My aunt was a nurse for 30 years. She said someone once came into her hospital with a bedpost shoved up their ass. A girl came in with a pencil in her urethra. She had been masturbating with it. How humiliating.
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So.... A whole supermarket could have been pulled out of someone's ass,literally.
"Did we not learn anything from 1 Guy, 1 Jar?! Do NOT Google that unless you want your insides to die and fall out of your ass (you could be into that, I don't know)." Oh goodness, Michael K! That was the funniest thing I've read in a while.
i shouldn't have googled 1 guy 1 jar!!!
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Oooh Stoli and dark semi-sweet chocolate. Now I suddenly have the craving for both, thanks to all of you kinky slores! :P
Well he would actually be the second MMA fighter who liked things up his a-hole, but at least the other got paid for doing gay porn.
It's not so bad, this guy can still stand on his own. If this is what she did to him, then I can't imagine what she did to her first ex, Peter A.
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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
she's starting to get too old for her plastic barbie doll game.
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Submitted by tojo on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:11am.
If I had the power I would still trade her with the UK for KK...
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:56am.
wow a vodka bottle, he must have a loose asshole.
this reminds me of my gay teen years, when this girl from my school did some tricks with the coke bottle.
i couldnt look at a 600ML coke bottle the same way again and then one time i went out with a guy and he was making jokes about a coke bottle and i ran outta there cuz i wanted to protect my secret garden.
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Ugh. My ex brother-in-law really had a bad porn fetish for the girls that did coke bottle tricks. I found out the hard way when I turned on his computer so I could print some papers for a class. The wallpaper was some girl smiling, with a bottle up her pussy like its normal to do that and the rest of the desktop was covered with porn files. He used to stare at me like a creep too. After that incident, I made a point to dress modestly.
Submitted by tojo on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:11am.
If I had the power I would still trade her with the UK for KK...
hahaha. Exactly. At least Marsh is interesting. Crude, but interesting.
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wow a vodka bottle, he must have a loose asshole.
this reminds me of my gay teen years, when this girl from my school did some tricks with the coke bottle.
i couldnt look at a 600ML coke bottle the same way again and then one time i went out with a guy and he was making jokes about a coke bottle and i ran outta there cuz i wanted to protect my secret garden.
Peter Andre's kids are going to do all the bathe salts possible to numb the pain of having this trash as a Mom.
Don't look at the guy. He has varicose veins and varicose bum to match.
If I had the power I would still trade her with the UK for KK...
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Thanks, Jordan. Now vodka is forever ruined for me.
Also, unless you drill a hole in it, wouldn't there be a risk of it forming a seal and becoming… very difficult to pull out?
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Eeeeeeeep!! What a terrible waste of vodka and the hangover must have been brutal from both ends.
The person behind her's knee looks like a giant dick falling out of her skirt
"Women are so addicted to attention that if prostitution were legal, it would also be free."
- Dick Masterson
Callie -- wow, those are some bizarre things to stick up one's orifices. You've got to really wonder how one makes the decision to think, "oh, I'm feeling horny, I think I'll take my bedpost off my bed and shove it up my ass." Where do people come up with this shit??? Like didn't the idiot have a big cucumber handy and use that instead? Even if I did want to shove some of that stuff up my ass, I would think about the long-term ramifications of sticking that stuff up there. Like large objects, wouldn't that possibly leave you incontinent? And sharp objects, wouldn't that hurt like hell and make you bleed?
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Ok whenever I'm told NOT to look something up, I look it up immediately. I will never learn.
1 GUY 1 JAR is gross, but not as gross as bme pain olympics or 1 lunatic 1 ice pick.
Trust me...do NOT go there.
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Submitted by Callie on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 11:07pm.
A girl came in with a pencil in her urethra. She had been masturbating
Fucking hell. First of all, how the hell did she go looking for her URETHRAL opening to masturbate? Dude, your vag is like an inch away - why would you even...
Secondly, how the fuck did a pencil get in there?
OK, from this point forth people, PLEASE DO NOT LOOK UP: "1 Guy, 1 Jar". I made the same mistake with: "2 Girls and a Cup" and "blue waffle" ... You have been warned! ;P
Gigaboob, don't! Just don't! lol
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Sans.. Lol.. Off to Sweden ...:::if she could remember where it was? ::::
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Why, oh why do I ALWAYS look up the shit MK post?
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 8:46pm.
A comprehensive list of things that have been shoved up (and removed) from people's asses:
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/478/is-it-true-what-they-say-ab...
My aunt was a nurse for 30 years. She said someone once came into her hospital with a bedpost shoved up their ass. A girl came in with a pencil in her urethra. She had been masturbating with it. How humiliating.
I had to look up more
things in this post than any other, OF EVER.
Submitted by MissDior on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 10:15pm.
There's an urban legend around nursing circles about getting fucked by bottles. Apparently, if you get rammed by an open bottle it can form a vacuum seal in your orifice requiring medical intervention to remove. So always make sure you get banged by a closed bottle. Avoid having a doctor or nurse having to cut the bottle to break the vacuum seal your anus/vagina/orifice of choice created. "The More You Know!".
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Phew! Good thing I read this before my hot date tonight. That could've gotten ugly, real fast.
This story is worse than the Richard Gere rumor regarding a certain gerbil.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
Well wouldn't YOU be just thrilled if your mom was talking about such things publicly?
And she'll be shocked in the future to find out that gasp, he's leaving her for another man.
Idiot
On my Mac.. She kinda looks like a four legged slore...
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
There's an urban legend around nursing circles about getting fucked by bottles. Apparently, if you get rammed by an open bottle it can form a vacuum seal in your orifice requiring medical intervention to remove. So always make sure you get banged by a closed bottle. Avoid having a doctor or nurse having to cut the bottle to break the vacuum seal your anus/vagina/orifice of choice created. "The More You Know!".
MK might have saved this for the photoshop awards... They cut out the person standing behind Miss Price.. But they left the legs. There is a random .. Err knee in the shot.
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
*Uses plunger handle to give Sucky EXTRA pleasure RUB for survive OP daily*
(That's what friends are for...)
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Holla!!! What a visual....hehehe
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Submitted by veryoldbat on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 9:48pm.
Thanks Tigerlilly. So the short version is she can out skank a slore?
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Like a skank in a slore shop...HOLLA!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Be more specific: Was it the Rite Aid house-brand vodka in the one-gallon plastic tub? Cuz then you're talking about rude love.
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"Freeway? What the hell's a freeway?"
"Eight lanes of shimmering cement running from here to Pasadena. Smooth, safe, fast. Traffic jams will be a thing of the past."
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 8:40pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 8:36pm.
LOL at y'all's comments.
Afraid to ask, and ertainly afraid to google it, but what's the one guy one jar thing about?
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Dude shoves a glass jar up his ass. said jar breaks inside of his asshole...and lots of blood. there you go.
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OMFG! Why do people post videos of their fails online?! O :
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Thanks Tigerlilly. So the short version is she can out skank a slore?
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.