The Trollsens Have Done It Again
Last year, PETA figuratively threw a can of red paint at Mary-Kate and Ashley Trollsen after their fashion line The Row put out a $39,000 alligator backpack that looked like a giant pregnant roach. That ugly backpack made of Wally Gator's mom sold out, because sometimes rich people get bored with burning their money in front of the poors and so they spend it on overpriced, ugly crap instead. Mixing their two favorite loves, making money and sucking the souls out of animals, worked so well the first time that those two Cruella de Trolls are doing it again.
The Zoe Report says that The Row is selling a "second generation" version of their alligator backpack, but this time they've covering it with patches of real fur instead of the carcass of a gator. Before I tell you how much this traveling animal cemetery costs, let me tell you all the things you could buy instead of buying this bundle of Muppet pubes:
- A Smart Car full of BUNNIES!!!!!
- A mountain of 30,000 KFC cheese top burgers that you can dive into and then eat yourself out of.
- 100 lap dances from OctoMom and 20 handjobs from Lindsay Lohan followed by 100 therapy sessions and 10 visits to the free clinic.
- 112 Olsen Barbies that you can skin and turn into a dozen Olsen doll backpacks.
- The handle of a Birkin bag.
You can buy any one of those things or you can make the Trollsen empire even richer by spending $16,900 on one of PETA's worst nightmares. Yeah, that bag is almost $17,000. The alligator one is almost $40k, so this is A DEAL! Seriously, though, that's a lot of money for a bag that is as tortured, busted and raggedy as the bags who designed it. Well, I guess it's the perfect thing to carry out in public if your ass is out of flour and you need a bitch to throw some at you.
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 4:50pm.
Anyone who buys this crap is an asshole. The Olsens are assholes for doing this. I am so sick of people using animals for profit.
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Agree with Dog! These bitches are angry they never had a normal childhood, so they take it out on innocent animals! I loathe the sight of them!
They stole the idea for this mix-n-match bag from that hideous 49K bag Louis Vuitton was pushing on trashw/ cash idiots like Beyonce a few years back.
http://stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com/2007/03/19/the-42000-louis/
Also, their bag looks like skinned Tribbles. I am more than secure enough in my dorkiness to make OG Star Trek references.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Submitted by chlyn on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 5:15pm.
They totally ripped that off from Amber Rose:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Vim5J2IolKU/S18c_g1-7pI/AAAAAAAADfo/NQAzXo9qSH...
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That is low! Amber Rose! And she looks like she's hoping someone will think she is Nicki Minaj.
Which one of them sent her people to clean-up at the Heath Ledger scene before they called the ambulance?
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
Haa , the handle of a birkin bag ! Lol m.k :)
" Oh my heavens , my photo has vanished ! "
The Illuminati conspiracies always sound like bull until I remember these two. They are so shady.
Submitted by Nicole :
I wish someone would electrocute and skin both of the Olsens while they were still alive, breathing, and able to feel intense, agonizing pain. Just like the poor animals that likely endured that so that these beat down hobbit bitches could make bank selling hideous crap to hideous people.
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*raises hand* I'll do it. Joyfully.
They totally ripped that off from Amber Rose:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Vim5J2IolKU/S18c_g1-7pI/AAAAAAAADfo/NQAzXo9qSH...
Anyone who buys this crap is an asshole. The Olsens are assholes for doing this. I am so sick of people using animals for profit.
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BaconSlut ! Did you see the present I left for you in the Lindsay OP last night???????
I hate PETA and I love animals. There are far better usefull animal organizations to support.
Who the fuck cares?! People are such naïve cunts.
http://foododdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/No-Such-Thing-As-A-Vega...
Here now go boycott medicine too please.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
If you wear fur, do strangers give you shit for it?
I've never tried. I'm too poor for fur.
To the Olsen twins:
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOUUUUUUU!!!
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 4:26pm.
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The husband and I had been debating about getting a couple of cows and a couple of pigs and raising our own meat. Then when we started talking "details", we realized we would have a geriatric farm because we couldn't kill the animals or take them to slaughter.
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Ya that would be me, I have no problem with meat I love it and eat it regularly no probs, BUT there is no way I could raise something by hand so personally and then send it off to eat it, I'd be crying between bite like Homer eating Pinchy the lobster.
Now If I don't see it.....fire up that Barby and get the meat a gillin baby!
Is the being hypocritical..probably....now pass the HP sauce!
These two pieces of troll shit probably sacrifice those poor animals at their witch meetings, eat the flesh under the bridge, then use the fur to make these abominations. Bitches.
www.poopreport.com :)
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I hateee these vapid self absorbed twits.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 4:08pm.
Awww, you can love animals and still hate PETA. Contrary to what they like to tell you, it's not a package deal. I consider fur barbaric and don't think there's any place for fur clothes in a modern society, and I hate the meat industry's methods and practices, and I hate the government agencies for turning a blind eye to animal cruelty... but I hate PETA.
I remember when Jennifer Lawrence said jokingly "Fuck PETA" and they went off on an insane rant about how she doesn't care about the poor wittle animals and all that. They're humorless, hypocritical bastards who care more about themselves than animals OR humans.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 4:26pm.
"we are veggie killers"
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MURDERERS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 4:08pm.
THOSE TROLLSENS reminds me of Gremlins. Don't feed THEM after midnight...
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FTFY.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 4:19pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 4:12pm.
maybe it's made out of roadkill.
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you really think so ? :O do you think they have people driving around, looking for dead roadkill bunnies to scoop up off the road for the fashion industry ? it'd be nice if they did .. but I'm just not seeing the feasability of their actually doing it..hope I am wrong.. :\
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can't you just see those trolls in their limo pointing out which dead animals they want their minions to pick up and skin for them?
ARE YOU CRAZY? NO RICH BITCH IS GONNA BUY ROADKILL HANDBAGS! LOL
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 4:08pm.
I think PETA is silly but I may need to reconsider. I used to eat rabbit every now and then till I got one as a pet. Can't imagine doing so now. Even the hogs I saw being transported yesterday looked too sweet and round to eat.
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The husband and I had been debating about getting a couple of cows and a couple of pigs and raising our own meat. Then when we started talking "details", we realized we would have a geriatric farm because we couldn't kill the animals or take them to slaughter.
We have a big garden.
We are veggie killers.
That is the ugliest fucking bag I've ever seen.
- 100 lap dances from OctoMom and 20 handjobs from Lindsay Lohan followed by 100 therapy sessions and 10 visits to the free clinic.
CLASSIC!
Super authentic... even comes with some blood.
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Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 4:12pm.
maybe it's made out of roadkill.
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you really think so ? :O do you think they have people driving around, looking for dead roadkill bunnies to scoop up off the road for the fashion industry ? it'd be nice if they did .. but I'm just not seeing the feasability of their actually doing it..hope I am wrong.. :\
chiri...LOL!
maybe it's made out of roadkill.
They are a matching pair of Downriver Trash for this mindless slaughter. And so is their prententious customers! "
The music washed away all their hate, and society started advancing. Every demographic was represented. It was a rainbow coalition of dancing!" Julian Casablancas & Andy Samburg -Boombox
*flings poo on purse*
Coma Caca!
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That purse reminds me of Gremlins. Don't feed it after midnight...
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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
I think PETA is silly but I may need to reconsider. I used to eat rabbit every now and then till I got one as a pet. Can't imagine doing so now. Even the hogs I saw being transported yesterday looked too sweet and round to eat.
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"Freeway? What the hell's a freeway?"
"Eight lanes of shimmering cement running from here to Pasadena. Smooth, safe, fast. Traffic jams will be a thing of the past."
FYI - you can get a bag just like that at any truck stop in Arkansas for $19.99, $5 bucks off when you fill up your car or purchase of a large coffee.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
olol *invites self over to Jack's mom's for dinnah*
Hekki...used to find great stuff @ TJ Maxx! They supposedly have a really good one in the Galleria area.
Also, did anyone else see the pre-screening for that godawful shit show safe house or whatever with the other olsen troll? I asked the organizers of that screening for my money back even though that shit was free. LOL
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
- Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
Fuck the Trollsens and fuck PETA. Both are vile little slunts who need to vanish for the rest of the world's benefit.
And what an ugly, ugly bag. It looks like they picked up leftover scraps of fur and pasted them to a handbag.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
That bag is irrefutable proof that money cannot buy taste.
Aren't rich people embarassed to say "Oh, this? It's an Olsen Twin Bag!" That's like wearing The Kardashian Collection or Justin Bieber perfume.
This story is so fucking sad it really makes me sick to my stomach. There is no way I will ever understand this.
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
guest, no! I got rid of them eventually, as I was making money back then and was just like, "oh I can buy more handbags! tra la la!" One became a diaper bag when I had my first baby and I think I just got rid of it when we moved.
I could kick myself.
THAT's NOT COOL DUDE ! :(
hope those two come back around as bunny rabbits that get trapped and skinned to make a fucking purse.
"No bunny at all! Always no bunny at all!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4UgWnUQbtc
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
JEAH!!!
17 grand for that haggard, ugly shit? Dafuq?
I wish someone would electrocute and skin both of the Olsens while they were still alive, breathing, and able to feel intense, agonizing pain. Just like the poor animals that likely endured that so that these beat down hobbit bitches could make bank selling hideous crap to hideous people.
I don't get how a bag that would be like 10 bucks at TJ Max's clearance bin that no one would by suddenly becomes the range when you put a pricey tag on it.... I'm sure fug purse will sell out.
Submitted by guest on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 3:49pm.
I know right!! *calls mom to cook me up some* lol
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Beans & cornbread. NOM!
@Hekki, I totally believe it. You should've bought all thos bags at TJ Maxx and re-sold 'em for an obscene markup!
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"Get the fuck out of the way, I want to see the Baby Jesus!" -- MK
Well my awesome bag made out of salchichon will sell MILLIONS! whatevers trollsens!!
Coma Caca!
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I don't even make that much in a year.
Just think of the poor men that have to go out and hunt these sweet little animals AGAINST THEIR WILL in order to put beans and cornbread on the table to fill their chirrens hungry mouths... Do the Olsen twins misandry know no bounds!!?
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Hekki...do you still have it? :)